Who brought this guy into the monastic circle?.

Chapter 1: Opening my eyes to find I was going to be cremated
The fifth day of March is sunny and suitable for burial.

The second watch gong was struck loudly by the night watchman.

At the entrance of a small village in Qingshan, flames flickered. Dozens of villagers gathered together holding torches. A few children snuggled up to the adults, also holding small torches in their hands.

Everyone's eyes fell on the river, their expressions solemn.

There was a pile of firewood on the river bank, with a wooden stake standing on the firewood, and a young man tied up on the stake.

A young man carried a wooden bucket to fetch some water from the riverside, walked to the firewood, and swung the bucket to pour the water over it.

Han Yu then slowly woke up and raised his wet and slightly childish face. Then his expression changed drastically and he twisted his body wildly.

"Death, you monster!"

The villagers held torches and shouted loudly, which frightened Han Yu so much that his face turned green.

An old man came out from the crowd, walking shakily with his clumsy hands leaning on a cane.

"Monster, I won't let you off today."

Han Yu's face changed drastically, and he quickly begged, "Uncle San, I am the only child of our Han family!"

It would have been fine if he hadn't mentioned this, but as soon as he mentioned this, the old man became furious and swung his crutch and hit him on the head three times, making him dizzy.

"You are the only child of the Han family, but you are bringing disaster to all the Han people in the village."

A young man came over holding a torch and prepared to light the fire. Han Yu saw him and quickly said, "Uncle Dagen, are you serious? You raised me!"

Uncle Da Gen glared at him angrily, "I raised you, and you're just torturing me like this?"

Upon hearing this, Han Yu could not help but look at Uncle Dagen's crotch. The bulging tent was so conspicuous. He remembered giving Uncle Dagen a pill that could enhance male virility, but the side effect was strong desire.

What a sin! I heard that Aunt Dagen ran back to her parents' home and never came back.

"Stop hesitating. I'll do it."

A pretty woman came out from the crowd. Her petite figure had such magnificent curves that it was truly breathtaking.

"Sister Xiaolian, I..."

Han Yu begged for mercy with a bitter face, and Sister Xiaolian, with a cold face, slowly moved the torch closer to the pile of firewood.

If I remember correctly, I gave Sister Xiaolian a bottle of beauty water, which could change her figure after taking a bath.

The body shape has indeed changed "hugely", but the side effect is that it makes a young girl who is still unmarried start to produce milk. Isn't that a sin?
The torch failed to light the firewood in the end. Sister Xiaolian retracted the torch with a look of reluctance. People in the crowd came forward one after another, clamoring to light a fire.

Han Yu had a sad face and smiled miserably.

After a quick glance, he saw that they were all victims, all of whom had suffered at his hands.

A year ago, a glass bottle flew in from the sky, smashed Han Yu’s tiled house, and almost killed him in his sleep.

Although the person did not die, the days that followed were very difficult.

Every day thereafter, a kind of elixir would appear out of thin air in the glass bottle. Every day, the elixir would be different and the effects would be varied.

And the uses of the elixir will come to his mind.

The medicine is real, but the side effects are also quite serious.

What’s even more terrible is that each pill only lasts for seven days. Within these seven days, you must either eat it yourself or let someone else eat it.

Otherwise, the side effects will affect Han Yu first before the elixir disappears.

Don't ask Han Yu how he knew this. He once squatted to pee for half a year until one day a drug with neutralizing effects appeared, and then he stood up again.

He tried throwing the glass bottle into the river, threw it into a mountain stream, and smashed it with a hammer.

But the glass bottle is extremely strong and cannot be destroyed by external forces. Even if it is discarded, it will immediately appear in your arms when you return home.

Perhaps the bottle was angered by the excessive attempts, and one day the glass bottle directly moved into his body. This dog-skin plaster-like strength finally tamed Han Yu.

Later, everyone in Qingshan Village suffered from the disaster!

Tonight, the young and old in Qingshan Village finally couldn't bear it anymore. They woke Han Yu up from the drug in his sleep and put him on the stake, ready to enforce justice on his behalf.

Many people came up one after another, but no one lit the fire.

After one round, the villagers looked at each other, not knowing who to send to light the fire.

"Please spare my life! Uncles, sisters, brothers." Han Yu burst into tears and cried miserably.

The old man became furious when he heard the wolf howling and screaming. He hit him a few more times and then turned around to look at the villagers.

"Who of you will light the fire?"

The villagers who were swept by his eyes quickly lowered their heads and looked at their feet, as if there was something under their feet.

After looking around, no one responded. The old man sighed helplessly, "You don't even want him to die, do you?"

There was silence.

The old man then turned around and looked at Han Yu with a sad face, "My son, look at your uncles and brothers. No one has the heart to do it, but if this continues, no one will be able to withstand your harm."

"How about I bring all your uncles and aunts to kowtow to you and beg you to let them go."

The old man threw away his crutches and hobbled to kneel down. The villagers behind him were about to kneel down as well. Han Yu struggled with the ropes and shouted, "No, don't kneel, Third Uncle, please don't do this. Let's talk it over nicely."

"If you still have these uncles in your heart, just leave! Leave the village, the farther the better."

The old man stopped and sighed deeply.

"Okay, I'm leaving, and none of you are allowed to kneel."

Han Yu shouted loudly.

Soon someone untied him, and after he was lowered to the ground, someone pulled a bamboo raft onto the river, which had already been loaded with clothes and a lot of food.

The fire was just to scare him, in fact, none of these simple-minded uncles had the heart to do it.

Han Yu wiped the tears from his face, knelt down silently, and kowtowed three times.

The old man sighed and helped him up, "Let's go! Go and wreak havoc on the outside world."

The bamboo raft moved with the wind, and the homeless Han Yu had a hard time walking.

As he watched them getting further and further away from the village and heard the excited cheers from the shore, he felt even more miserable.

Going down the river is the territory of Jiangning Prefecture.

As the saying goes, the mountains of Baidi City, the waters of Jiangning Prefecture, and the girls of Southern Xinjiang... ahem! This means that the water scenery of Jiangning Prefecture is unique.

The river surface was sparkling and the crescent moon was hanging high in the sky. From afar, it looked like two bright moons were reflected on the water and looking at each other from afar.

Under the moon, a cruise ship with red lanterns hanging on it drifted slowly.

Han Yu set up the bamboo raft, moving aimlessly on the water with one pole left and one pole right. He had no idea where he was going.

Anyway, there's no going back.

Boom!
Without paying attention, he crashed into the cruise ship in a daze.

Soon, there was a rapid sound of footsteps on the boat planks. In the darkness, it was hard to see who was coming, but a head popped out from the side of the boat, lowered its head and shouted loudly.

"Who?"

Han Yu waved his hand upwards apologetically, clasped his fists and explained, "I'm just a passerby. I didn't mean to offend you. I'm leaving now."

"Wait!"

Just as Han Yu was about to leave with the bamboo pole in his hand, the people on the boat stopped him immediately.

"Who knows if you are a bad guy who came to destroy the boat? Come up and check first."

Han Yu frowned, suppressed his displeasure, and explained again, "I am a neighbor, and I don't mean to offend you."

The man above sneered, "If you don't come up, it won't be a treat for my brothers to go down later."

At this moment, Han Yu's eyebrows moved slightly.

It was already midnight, and a black pill suddenly spurted out of a snow-white glass bottle in his mind.

After the pill rolled around in his mind for a few times, the effects of the pill suddenly appeared.

"Since you want to bring bad luck upon yourself, that's just fine."

After Han Yu looked at the pill, a sly smile appeared on his face.

(End of this chapter)