Chat group: At the beginning, I showed Obito the power of God and couldn't hide my tears

Chapter 229 Ye Fan: I want to laugh when I think about what will happen in a while
"Hahaha!"

Just as Ye Fan pulled out the dagger, a burst of laughter was heard.

A fat Taoist priest with a ruddy face came riding a divine rainbow and landed beside Ye Fan with light footsteps:
"Hiss! My friend!" He walked to Ye Fan's side and took the dagger from Ye Fan's hand:

"This thing is a sign of great misfortune, and it has some bad fate with me. I will do my best to help you subdue it!"

"Master Dao, who are you?" Ye Fan narrowed his eyes and smiled.

“I’ll tell you next time we meet, and I’ll bring you good luck.” After saying that, the fat Taoist took the dagger and rode the divine rainbow straight into the sky.

Ye Fan was neither anxious nor annoyed and let Duan De leave.

It doesn't matter, he will come again anyway.

Thinking of this, Ye Fan sat directly on the stone wall.

Sure enough, within a moment, a ray of light once again appeared on the stone wall.

"Hahahahaha!"

A loud laugh followed, and Duan De's mouth was almost stretched to the back of his head, as he rode the divine rainbow and rushed towards this side at a high speed.

Bai Luo quietly opened the group live broadcast and played this scene.

At this time, Ye Fan pretended not to see Duan De, and even more so not to see the weapon that had just been embedded in the stone wall under him. He sat on the stone wall and swung his legs.

The next second, Duan De on the divine rainbow felt a pain in his stomach and a tightening of his anus.
It was because of this pain that he lost his balance and his body tilted, falling rapidly towards the stone wall.

boom!
Ye Fan's swinging size 42 feet somehow came into close contact with Duan De's big face.

Suddenly, Duan De felt a pain on his cheek and his eyes widened.

The dark shoe prints on his face seemed to indicate what he had just experienced.

No...why does it hurt so much!
In the moment just now, it seemed as if all of his body had lost all strength in an instant along with the pain in his abdomen.

No...it's the Taoist's chrysanthemum!

Duan De had a look of pain on his face, and the black shoe prints made half of his cheek a little red and swollen.

"Fuck! The fucking Wuliang Tianzun!" Duan De cursed.

But Ye Fan was quick and jumped off the stone wall, reaching out to support Duan De:
"Master! Master, are you okay?
"Why do you stink so badly?

"Come on, Master Dao, don't be afraid, I'll help you up right away!"

boom!
A ray of light fell towards this side at a very fast speed.

"Master, get out of the way!" Ye Fan was shocked. He pushed Duan De, who was still covering his buttocks, and then suddenly jumped backwards.

"Boy, you!" Duan De felt inexplicably touched in his heart.

However, the next second, the rapidly falling light became even faster and crashed into the stone wall.

As the glow got closer, we could finally see what it was. It turned out to be a blood-red bowl.

No! Whose bowl is so big?

I saw that the bowl had already caught up with the size of a basin, and its material was obviously not comparable to that of a dagger.

"Master, I'm getting out of the way!" Duan De suddenly stood up and tried to dodge to the side.

However, the pain in his abdomen made his thighs weak, and he couldn't stand still, so his movements slowed down.

As the fat body turned to the side, the bowl had already fallen to the side and hit Duan De hard on the lower back, causing him to stagger.

Suddenly, a foul smell spread out.

Ye Fan covered his nose consciously.

boom!
The bowl fell on the stone wall.

"Fuck the Infinite Heavenly Venerable!" Duan De cursed loudly, gritting his teeth, completely different from the rosy face he had just had.

"Master, don't move! I'll help you up!" Ye Fan shouted, and leaped towards Duan De who was about ten meters away.

The seriousness of the voice made Duan De, who was about to stand up, pause.

However, after a short pause, Duan De immediately reacted and shouted:

"No need! I can do it myself!"

This kid is so weird! I must never let him touch me again. What kind of unlucky physique is this?
Duan De muttered to himself, and his body was about to stand up towards Ye Fan.

The moment he stood up, he saw Ye Fan about to fall in mid-air:
"No! Stay away from me, the Taoist priest!"

"Master, I can't stop it!" Ye Fan's face showed fear, and his legs stretched forward involuntarily.

"Hehe, don't blame me if you fall!" Duan De grinned and was about to hide behind him.

"Master Dao, please get out of the way!" Ye Fan shouted.

"Do I need you to tell me that, kid?" Duan De cursed, and just as he finished cursing, he felt a pain in his stomach again.

"Stop! Stop now!" Duan De's face changed drastically, he widened his eyes and waved at Ye Fan.

"Master Dao! I can't control it!" Ye Fan's eyes were filled with fear...

boom!
There was a loud noise and smoke and dust scattered everywhere.

This time, Ye Fan's size 42 big feet had an intimate contact with Duan De's belly.

The stench wafted out again.

Duan De's forehead was bulging with veins, and his eyes were fierce:
"Damn it, kid! Are you kidding me?"

"Master Dao, I am wronged!" Ye Fan said aggrievedly:

"Come, Taoist priest, I'll help you up, and you can go and see what treasures are on that stone wall!"

Ye Fan's eyes were very clear and sincere.

Even Duan De was a little unsure of what Ye Fan was thinking.

But... he really did it without revealing anything, and was so sincere... it didn't seem like he was pretending.

Moreover, when he heard the word "baby", Duan De suddenly felt refreshed.

Forget it, I don’t think this kid would dare to play tricks on me.

I just don’t know why I suddenly had a stomachache?
damn it!
Ye Fan helped Duan De stand up and said:
"Master Dao, let's take a look at your treasure.

"Master Dao, why do you smell a little bit?
"Could it be that, Taoist Master, you have practiced some secret method?"

"Hey, kid, if you don't understand, don't ask too many questions!" Duan De coughed, and the two walked forward.

Xiao Yan and Bai Luo, who had disappeared nearby, were almost laughing like crazy.

Especially Xiao Yan, who was already laughing so hard that his legs were upside down...

"I am dying of laughter! Ye Fan is very lively!"

【Not paying parking fee】: "@Bai Luo, Lao Bai, can you come a little more? I haven't had enough."

[Bai Luo]: "Hey, wait a moment, it's too fast, I should be suspicious."

[The Strongest Connection]: "Isn't this a bit too much? But why do I feel so good about it?"

[Cave Iron Man]: "Good job! I'll give you a reward of 500 million dollars!"

[Sun Goddess]: "Bai Luo, please continue. This goddess wants to watch more!"

[Uchiha Kenji]: "Anongsa, Anongsa! How am I supposed to get back, Brother Guan?"

[Bai Luo]: "??? Obito is awake?"

[Tushan Fox Demon]: "I'm awake too! Brother Guan!"

【Bai Luo】: “…”

Damn Uchiha brat! What on earth did you teach him?

[Angel Chosen uploaded a group file]

My goodness, have they all agreed to end the cycle of reincarnation together?
Bai Luo was a little surprised, then opened the group file to check.

Someone uploaded something, and Bai Luo was still very curious about what it was.

"Angel Holy Light - Enlightenment", "Angel Judgment", "True Fire of the Sun".

(End of this chapter)