I'm only one year old, what the hell is the counterattack system?

Chapter 319: Erhua, the indomitable one! (Subscribe)

Jiang Ye walked out of the Thousand Machines Tower with a dazed look on his face, his mind full of questions about who he was and where he was.

He was a scholar of Kyoto Academy, a great cultivator who was about to break through to the third-grade Tianhe realm, and a genius whose boxing skills were about to reach the Tongyou realm. He participated in a grand competition, but in the second round, he collapsed on the second floor of the Thousand Machines Tower.

The key reason why he was sent out was very strange - there was no fighting, no test of knowledge, but he was knocked down by a cup of tea.

This made Jiang Ye, who had figured everything out, almost cry.

Therefore, when he walked out of the Thousand Machines Tower, his biggest wish was that the Thousand Machines Tower would not be like the first round of the Mysterious Light Mirror, allowing outsiders to see what he did in the Thousand Machines Tower, otherwise...

But what are you afraid of?

When Jiang Ye saw Xie Dong'an's sympathetic eyes and noticed his finger quietly pointing upwards, he looked up with a dull gaze and saw - what a clear illusion.

"Damn you, Huangshan Taoist priest, I will never reconcile with you..."

Jiang Ye muttered to himself, two lines of tears flowed out of his eyes, and then he fainted on the stage.

boom.

Seeing him lying straight like this, Xie Dong'an ignored the angry look of Taoist Huangshan, stepped forward, picked up Jiang Ye and rushed into the houseboat where Emperor Wei was.

Of course, he didn't dare to carry Jiang Ye directly to the room where Emperor Wei was, but instead sent Jiang Ye to where the Jiang family was.

The lady of the Jiang family, Jiang Ye's biological mother, was not as annoyed as Jiang Ziqi. After she was sure that Jiang Ye had just fainted, she even said with a look of reproach on her face:
"This child is just too straightforward and doesn't understand those twists and turns."

At the same time, she did not forget to tell Xie Dongan: "You have to be more careful with Ye'er in the future. It's okay to make a fool of yourself like today, but if someone plots against you in the future, it won't just be a matter of fainting."

Xie Dongan smiled bitterly and nodded. What else could he say? Now that things had come to this, he could only bite the bullet and compete well, hoping to win back face for Kyoto Academy.

There is no way not to earn money.

At this moment, even if he did not actively perceive it, the laughter on the faces of the surrounding martial artists could be heard throughout the Kyoto Prefecture.

"Hahaha... I didn't expect the 'training' that Taoist Master Huangshan prepared would be like this. It's so interesting."

"The first level is fine. That maze is a trick. It's understandable that Jiang Ye didn't notice anything unusual in it. But the cup of tea in the second level is obviously a knockout drug or something like that."

"Anyone with a bit of experience in the martial arts world would not drink it without any precautions."

“From this, we can see that Taoist Huangshan’s preparations were not a joke, but a painstaking effort, just to let these geniuses feel the dangers of the martial world.”

"Yeah, hahaha... Jianghu is not just about fighting and killing. Some low-class tricks are really hard to guard against. Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many geniuses who fell for these little tricks."

"Having said that, I'm afraid Jiang Ye will become famous this time."

“Unless, unless there are other geniuses who perform worse than him, after this event, Jiang Ye’s name will be known throughout the seventeen states of the Wei Dynasty…”

The laughter and discussions of many martial artists came one after another, which not only made Xie Dongan look helpless, but also made the group of geniuses who were about to enter the Thousand Machines Tower unable to laugh.

Erhua, who was about to appear next, frowned and looked at Xiao Xuanzhen, Hua Xianzi and Lin Xueru for help.

"Sister, sister, brother, what should we do?"

Xiao Xuanzhen glanced around with a serious expression, obviously there was no better solution.

She herself had rarely traveled down the mountain, so she didn't know much about the low-class tactics in the world.

Fortunately, she, Lin Xueru and others performed well in the first round, and they can also observe the performance of other geniuses and cross the river step by step.

After a few people thought about it for a while, Lin Xueru spoke first: "Since there is no other way, then forget about it and just cut through the mountains when you encounter them."

"what?"

"Senior Sister Xueru wants you to ignore other things and just rush ahead." Fairy Flower understood and nodded in agreement:

"Erhua, after you enter the Thousand Machines Tower, just go through the first level, and knock down the people in the second level. For the rest, just attack anyone you see, no matter what they say. If you see any mazes or mechanisms, just destroy them."

Hua Youxiang's eyes lit up, and her thoughts became clear immediately. She nodded repeatedly, "Let's do it."

As a swordsman, she could just draw her sword and chop down any evil demon or heretic.

Du Yan suddenly remembered something and took out a few array plates from the storage magic tool beside her and handed them to Hua Youxiang, "Take these. If you need them, you can use them according to the situation."

"Thank you, senior sister."

Some geniuses from neighboring sects heard their conversation and thought that this method was feasible.

However, it is obviously a better way to let the geniuses in front test out the assessment content of each level, so that they can all think of countermeasures.

At this time, Taoist Huangshan finally let Jiang Ye go temporarily, waved his whisk with a cold face and said:
"Next one, the flower has fragrance!"

Erhua paused, reluctantly bid farewell to the Flower Fairy and the others, and said with a tragic look on his face:
"I'm going, wait for my good news."

The Flower Fairy comforted her, "Don't think too much. Just follow what Senior Sister Xueru said and rush in."

Xiao Xuanzhen gestured to her, indicating the long sword in her hand, "Go with peace of mind, don't forget that Junior Brother Chen Yi is still here, I don't think those people dare to go too far."

Lin Xueru, Du Yan and Du Yanqing did not say anything, but their eyes were also full of encouragement.

Erhua nodded, encouraged herself, then grasped the sword tightly and walked into the Thousand Machines Tower.

"The second one is Hua Youxiang from Taixu Dao Sect. It is said that she is the Flower Fairy's sister. Judging from her appearance, the two do have a lot in common."

"But the flower fairy is still better. She is so otherworldly and ethereal, like a fairy descending to the mortal world."

"I think the Fairy Hua Youxiang looks more extraordinary, especially when she holds the sword, she looks like a female warrior."

"If I could have a kiss with her..."

"You can't say that. Don't you see Lord Yingwuhou is still sitting in the pleasure boat?"

But at this moment, Chen Yi didn't pay much attention to the martial artists around him. He was glancing at the smiling master.

"Are you waiting to see me make a fool of myself?"

"What are you talking about, Marquis Yingwu? This time, the students of my Kyoto Academy just lost some face, it's not a big deal."

"is it?"

Chen Yi did not comment, knowing that the old man was waiting to see a joke, and immediately, before Erhua entered the Thousand Machines Tower, he sent a voice message to remind her:
"If you really encounter an impassable obstacle, Senior Brother will allow you to use that small wooden sword."

Humph, the Taoist priest Huangshan came up with such a despicable "training". Even if it was for the good of the geniuses, he would not allow his own sister to be laughed at.

If he really encountered an insurmountable obstacle, he would rather Erhua use the small wooden sword to directly chop down the Thousand Machine Tower. I don't think the old guy would dare to say anything.

At this time, the Emperor of Wei looked at the two of them and said, "Two examiners, this time we are only thinking about the pride of our Great Wei. Victory or defeat, honor or disgrace are secondary."

The great master stopped trying to provoke Chen Yi and nodded, saying, "Your Majesty is right."

It's bullshit.

What would happen if the news got out that the genius of his Kyoto Academy was defeated by a cup of knockout drug?

After this event, the various Taoist sects gained the upper hand in the conflict between Confucianism and Taoism because of Chen Yi. Now that Jiang Ye has done this again, how much will it cost the holy land of the academy to clear itself in the future?

However, if Chen Yi's fellow disciples or the geniuses from other Taoist sects also perform poorly, then there will be no problem.

Even if there are some criticisms, it will not affect the conflict between Confucianism and Taoism.

Seeing this, Emperor Wei knew that Jiang Ye would be beaten several times - both by Jiang Ziqi and the master, so he said helplessly:
"Let's see how the Tianjiao behind us perform."

Soon everyone turned their eyes to the projection of the Thousand Machines Tower. After Hua Youxiang entered, she came to the maze just like Jiang Ye before.

But because of Jiang Ye's previous experience, Erhua rushed over effortlessly and came to the pavilion.

The elegant middle-aged man sitting behind the tea table saw her and said with a smile: "This girl..."

Before she finished speaking, Erhua didn't listen at all and started to chop with her sword. However, the expected head didn't fall to the ground, but the elegant middle-aged man was also frightened by her sword.

"Huh, not dead?" Hua Youxiang was stunned for a moment.

"Girl, you..."

"Shut up!"

Hua Youxiang puffed her cheeks and still didn't give him the chance to speak. She pierced his head with another sword. The tip of the sword went out from the back of his head, but no blood flowed.

The elegant middle-aged man was prepared this time, and said helplessly: "It's useless, you can't kill me."

"Why don't you sit down and have a cup of tea?"

"Tea?"

The scene of Jiang Ye being knocked down by the knockout drug flashed in Hua Youxiang's mind, and she continued to practice her sword skills with a stern face and without saying a word.

She struck the sword one after another, performing all the moves of her most proficient Benlei Sword Technique.

"Cut, chop you to death, chop..."

However, it was of no use. The elegant middle-aged man just sat behind the tea table, chattering away with a smile on his face.

"It's no use, girl. I'm sitting here just to test you. Why don't we sit down and talk?"

"Are you tired of performing sword skills? Why don't you sit down and talk?"

"Have a cup of tea. I promise there is no poison in it. How about I drink first?"

"Hey hey...why are you ignoring me?"

No matter how much he talked, Erhua remained silent, with only the sword in her hand in her eyes.

She was even considering taking out the small wooden sword given to her by her senior brother and chopping it down here if she really couldn't get through.

Fortunately, before she stopped, the elegant middle-aged man raised his hand helplessly and said:
"Stop it, you win."

"Hey?" Erhua paused, "Are you sure?"

The middle-aged man looked at her and shook his head gently: "Young people nowadays really have no manners at all. Go ahead."

Then he waved his hand, and Erhua disappeared into the pavilion and appeared in a desert in an instant.

Hua Youxiang held the sword and looked around. Seeing that there was no one around, he put away the sword and laughed:
"Senior Sister Xueru still has the solution. No matter who he is, she will kill him with one sword."

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw the emptiness and desolation around her, and the smile on her face disappeared immediately. She said with a sad face:
"What kind of test is this level? There's not even any hint. How am I supposed to do this?"

"Well... it's all the fault of the old Taoist priest from Huangshan, and the senior Taoist..."

Hua Youxiang suddenly realized that her speech inside would be heard by the onlookers outside, so she quickly shut her mouth, clasped her hands together politely, and begged for mercy pitifully:

"Please don't blame me, senior. I just, just... I didn't say it on purpose."

"Blame it, blame Jiang Ye. If he wasn't so stupid and hadn't passed a few more levels, I would have known what to do."

"Yes, blame him!"

After muttering a few words, Erhua looked around and walked in one direction.

There was nothing in the desert around her, and she really didn't know what to do, so she could only go on...

After being scolded a few more times, Taoist Huangshan's face turned even darker.

"That's unreasonable!"

"These juniors are so rude!"

But just as he finished complaining, he heard Taoist Xuanjian in the pleasure boat mockingly saying:
"I'm scolding you. Who told you, an old man, to be a rude person? Humph, let's compete. You're just using these little tricks to make people laugh."

"You know nothing. I am thinking about them. Will those evil demons and monsters behave uprightly when they go to the battlefield in the future?"

"Anyway, our sect's disciples are right to scold!"

"you……"

"I'm scolding you!"

Seeing the two old Taoists cursing at each other from a distance, the martial artists who were watching the Thousand Machines Tower suddenly fell silent.

They didn't dare to speak. If they angered one of them, they would be in big trouble. After all, they didn't have an elder like Taoist Xuanjian behind them.

And inside the Thousand Machines Tower.

Erhua still hadn't thought of a good solution, but she had indeed gone down a dark path.

Literally black.

The sky over the desert turned into night, with only a bright moon.

Erhua also looked like he had been walking for a long time, was extremely thirsty, and looked like he was about to faint.

"Water, water..."

As if her need was answered, she saw a flash before her eyes and an oasis appeared not far away.

Hua Youxiang's eyes suddenly lit up and she rushed over there.

But when she was about to jump into the river and drink her heart out, she suddenly remembered the flower fairy's instructions and told her to chop whatever appeared with her sword.

Thinking of this, Erhua looked at the clear lake, suppressed his thirst, and drew his sword to chop.

"They are all evil and heretical!"

A delicate rebuke and the flash of sword appeared together, and the sword energy cut through the lake. In an instant, the desert and the lake disappeared from her eyes, and she was instead in a tavern.

"pass?"

Erhua came back to her senses, her eyebrows immediately raised, and she cursed the Taoist priest Huangshan for his despicable means, using the illusion to make her feel extremely thirsty.

Fortunately, she did not jump into the lake before, otherwise her fate would be the same as Jiang Ye's, and she would be laughed at by many people.

Then, Erhua looked around. It seemed that this was just an ordinary tavern - there were only four tables, one of which was occupied by an old man and a child, and another table was surrounded by three ferocious-looking gangsters.

"My guest, what would you like to eat?"

At this time, a waiter wearing a gray linen shirt and a rag on his shoulder came over, wiped the table next to him earnestly and said:
"Please take a seat first. Please take a seat."

"sit?"

Hua Youxiang thought of the elegant middle-aged man in the second level, then looked at the smiling waiter and the guests at the other two tables, but she was reluctant to draw her sword.

After all, she had seen the elegant middle-aged man dancing on Jiang Ye before and knew that he was a bad guy, but the guests she saw at this moment - except for those few Jianghu people - did not look like bad people.

Hua Youxiang hesitated for a moment, then sat down at the table and asked:
"What does the fourth level of 'experience' test?"

"Experience? Test?"

The waiter looked at her in surprise: "Sir, what are you talking about?"

"Isn't it?"

Hua Youxiang frowned and couldn't help muttering, "Let's see what you guys do..."

Anyway, she has passed three levels and is better than Jiang Ye!

(End of this chapter)