I'm only one year old, what the hell is the counterattack system?

Chapter 1 I'm only one year old, what the hell is the counterattack system?

The twelfth day of the twelfth lunar month in the thirty-third year of the Yonghe reign of the Wei Dynasty

Heavy snow was falling from the sky, painting the streets of Kyoto Prefecture a dull white.

There were few pedestrians on the road; even the usually bustling Suzaku Street at the foot of the imperial city seemed a little deserted.

But to the east of Zhuque Street, the Wu'an Marquis Mansion, separated by two blocks, was bustling with firecrackers.

"The Lord Tong from Changle County has arrived, and he is giving me a pair of longevity locks and two hundred dollars."

"Mr. Liu, the assistant minister of the military department, has arrived, and he has presented us with a famous sword and a famous knife..."

One after another, exquisite and luxurious carriages drove along Fengtong Street and stopped steadily outside the mansion gate.

The thick cotton curtain on the carriage was lifted, and the nobleman in brocade clothes got off the carriage and was led into the house by the housekeeper and servant of the marquis's mansion.

"Master Liu, today is the first birthday party for the two sons of Marquis Chen. I wonder which young master will be able to win the first birthday in the ceremony."

"Master Yuan has the blood of two martial marquises, Chen and Zhou. He will definitely be able to obtain the sword seal and inherit the martial arts heritage."

"Where's Master Yi?"

"Master Yi has the blood of a commoner after all... He is weak, so he is lucky to be able to grab a brush."

"If he catches the handkerchief or food, we must hold back, so as not to disappoint the Marquis..."

……

At this moment, in the main hall of the central courtyard of the Marquis' Mansion.

More than ten square tables were arranged in a circle, with a few guests sitting here and there.

The central area was covered with a custom-made carpet from Xiluzhou, with a red background embroidered with several snow-white cranes.

And behind the screen not far away.

A beautiful woman wearing a snow-white fur coat and a blue pleated skirt underneath carefully tucks the cloth coat of the child in her arms.

"Be good, Yi'er. It's cold now. Don't catch a cold."

"Ey."

Chen Yi let his biological mother Xia Wanwan do what she wanted, his pair of black gemstone-like eyes looking out through the screen.

A year later, he had already realized that he had traveled through time.

This place is different from the previous life, it is a world called Tianyuan Continent.

There are not only temples and rivers and lakes, knights and scholars, sects and academies, but also demons and monsters that threaten lives.

Fortunately, he outperformed 99.9 percent of the tadpoles this time and was reborn into the Wuhou Mansion.

You no longer have to worry about food and drink expenses, nor do you have to worry about the threats from demons and monsters.

At this moment, from the discussions of the guests outside, Chen Yi vaguely realized that this first birthday banquet had special significance.

However, those people spoke very quietly, and he only heard things like "Zhuazhou Ceremony", "Swords and Seals", and "Martial Arts".

"Forget it, I'll just go for the sword and seal, there will be no problem."

Unable to guess, Chen Yi simply stopped thinking about it.

With his ability to crawl around the room ten times in half an hour, it would be no problem for him to do it in ten seconds as well.

"Mother doesn't ask you to grab a sword or a knife, just don't grab something edible. We'll be laughed at if we do." Xia Wanwan seemed to have heard the guests' discussions and said softly.

Chen Yi blinked at her, looking innocent and cute.

Xia Wanwan smiled, thinking that it was okay to catch something to eat, as long as Yier could live a safe and happy life.

"Wan'er, why aren't you with Wanyi and the others?"

At this time, Wu'an Hou Chen Taiping, dressed in pure white brocade clothes, strode over.

"Husband," Xia Wanwan stood up and bowed, saying, "Sister Wanyi is worried that the two children will make a fuss if they are together."

"Yuan'er is indeed not as well-behaved as Yi'er. He was just teased by the second kid from the Laotong family and became crying."

Hearing Chen Taiping's praise for Chen Yi, Xia Wanwan smiled widely.

"Then my husband must tell my sister to take good care of Yuan'er."

"Yeah." Chen Taiping pinched Chen Yi's cheek with his big hand and pulled it slightly.

"Xiao Yi'er, don't learn from your big brother. Don't be naughty and make your mother angry."

Chen Yi rolled his eyes in pain and turned his head away ignoring him.

This cheap old father is not as gentle as Xia Wanwan at all. Sometimes he is like a child who has not grown up, and sometimes he is very majestic.

Especially when he gets angry, he can be terrifyingly fierce.

"Hey, is this kid disgusted with me?"

"Who told you to bully Yier?" Xia Wanwan said angrily.

"It's only natural for a father to bully his son..."

Chen Taiping muttered angrily, then took out a medicine bottle from his sleeve.

"The elixir that Wanyi prepared for Yi'er can make him interested in shiny things during the Zhuazhou ceremony. Don't forget to feed it to him."

"Is there such a pill?" Xia Wanwan asked curiously after taking the medicine bottle.

"Yes," Chen Taiping nodded and said, "The prescription developed by the pharmacist in Wanyi's family is quite effective."

"As long as Yier successfully obtains the sword-type items for his first birthday and wears them for two years, his physique will be able to reach a higher level, and his foundation building will be more solid."

It turned out to be the case.

Only then did Chen Yi understand the purpose of the Zhuazhou ceremony.

But he didn't understand why such a good thing could only be enjoyed through the Zhuazhou ceremony?

Wouldn't it be better to just give one to each child?

"Thank you, husband," Xia Wanwan said softly, "Thank Sister Wanyi for me too."

"Family members don't talk about outside things,"

Chen Taiping said comfortingly, looked outside the door and said, "Take good care of Yi'er first. King Zhenbei should be here soon. I'll go to the door to greet him."

"Husband, walk slowly."

After Chen Taiping walked away, Xia Wanwan frowned slightly and sighed.

"I owe her another favor..."

Chen Yi blinked and understood her mood at the moment.

The sister Wanyi mentioned by Xia Wanwan is named Zhou Wanyi, and is the wife of Chen Taiping, the Marquis of Wu'an.

She is not only the mistress of the marquis's mansion, but the Zhou and Chen families behind her are also marquises of the Wei Dynasty.

It can be said that she is a wealthy woman.

However, Xia Wanwan came from a small scholarly family in northern Zhili.

The reason why she was able to marry into the Marquis's Mansion was because she saved the seriously injured Chen Taiping by chance. So no matter in terms of background or resources, Xia Wanwan could not compare with Zhou Wanyi.

This is also the reason why she has always been careful and never overstepped the line in the Marquis' Mansion.

In fact, not only Xia Wanwan, but also Chen Yi, the illegitimate son, was treated differently because of this.

For example, in terms of food, clothing and other expenses, the eldest brother Chen Yuan is superior to him.

However, Chen Yi, who had the memories of his past life, saw things very clearly.

Background is just the beginning of one's life experience, and more in the future depends on himself.

After a moment's silence, Xia Wanwan remembered what Chen Taiping had told her, and she poured out a pill the size of a mung bean and carefully put it into Chen Yi's mouth.

It melts at the entrance.

Before Chen Yi even had time to react, the pill had already entered his stomach.

Nothing.

Although he can distinguish swords and knives without the need for elixirs, after all, he is still a baby.

Seeing him eat it, Xia Wanwan stroked his hair and said, "Yier, you have to repay the favors you owe me. Mom doesn't have the ability, so I'll rely on you from now on."

Chen Yi stretched out his little hand and touched her face. He couldn't speak, so he could only express his comfort in this way.

Xia Wanwan smiled and gently held his little hand.

"It's okay, mom. As long as Yi'er can grow up, that's better than anything else."

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

"Yes, I believe Yi'er will become a warrior like your father."

I don’t know how Xia Wanwan understood this sentence from his babbling.

"Giggle..."

However, soon, Chen Yi could no longer laugh.

To be exact, he was hungry!

The sudden feeling of hunger made his abdomen cramp, and the dull pain made his whole body tremble slightly.

"There's something wrong with that medicine!"

Almost instantly, Chen Yi figured everything out. The effect of the pill was not to make him interested in shiny things, but to increase his appetite.

What is the purpose of letting him choose the food during the Zhuazhou ceremony?

Or, should we let him withdraw from the Zhuazhou ceremony?
At the same time, Chen Yi also guessed who had harmed him—the eldest lady Zhou Wanyi!
Although the elixir came from Chen Taiping, the person who gave it to him was Zhou Wanyi.

It was only the things she took out that Dad would not be on guard against.

"She's so blatantly committing murder, isn't she afraid that I'll call her out?"

Chen Yi endured the hunger and thought quickly in his mind.

"What should we do now, shout or not?"

"Or maybe you want something to fill your stomach first?"

"The week of the lucky month is about to begin, I..."

At this moment, a translucent light curtain suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

[It was detected that the host was secretly framed and swallowed the "Greedy Pill". The toxicity is low and has been absorbed. The counterattack system is activated...]

As these contents appeared, Chen Yi felt that the hunger was quickly dissipating and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

But before he began to study the light curtain, he saw new content appearing on it.

[When you were one year old, someone used a gluttony pill to poison you during the one-year-old ceremony, which caused your appetite to increase greatly, and you grabbed a chicken leg during the ceremony.

Not only will you be laughed at by everyone and labeled a "foodie", but you will also miss the best opportunity to cleanse your marrow and meridians.

When you were three years old, you were assessed as poor when building your foundation, and your martial arts skills were hopeless, so your application speed was halved.

At the age of ten, you were determined to study, but you developed a strange disease that made you fall asleep while reading, so you were expelled from the academy.

At the age of 20, you were humiliated by your fiancée breaking off the engagement at your coming-of-age ceremony, and were subsequently removed from the Chen family tree and kicked out of the house.

Only the name of "waste material" is left.

At the age of 25, you were verbally humiliated by your elder brother Chen Yuan and felt depressed.

Now you are thirty years old, your biological mother Chen Xia has passed away, and you have experienced many ups and downs...】

Chen Yi looked at the contents on the screen and took a deep breath.

“Is this my life?”

Either they were framed, or they were kicked out of the house after the engagement was broken off. The word "miserable" is not enough to describe it.

[Host's life trajectory meets the requirements, reward: late bloomer (talent)]

【Name: Chen Yi】

【Age: 30】

[Cultivation: None]

[Talent: Late bloomer - the older the bone age, the faster the cultivation speed]

【Counterattack Points: 100/100】

"This late blooming talent, according to bone age, doesn't seem to be of much use in the short term, right?"

"After all, my age now is... 30?!"

Chen Yi looked at the light screen, then at his own arms and legs, and couldn't help but open his mouth wide.

"Is the system wrong?"

"I'm only one year old, only one year old!"

However, the light curtain ignored him.

[Use counterattack points to issue counterattack tasks - Don’t bully the poor middle-aged people because of the changes in the situation.]
Please ask the host to return to Wu'an Marquis Mansion and defeat Chen Yuan to avenge the humiliation of that year!
Reward: Introduction to Kendo. 】

[Note: Because Chen Yuan’s strength has reached the sixth level of Guiyuan Realm, the host is given a one-year mission deadline.

If the mission fails or is not completed within the time limit, the host will experience a more miserable life! 】

Seeing this, Chen Yi was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but babbled:

"Depend on!"

"This rubbish system is definitely too early!"

"I'm only one year old, what good is your late bloomer talent?"

"You still want me to defeat Chen Yuan who is in Guiyuan Realm? I..."

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