Siheyuan, counterattack from the proficiency panel

Chapter 165 Busty Yang Xiaoyan
"I always believe that Tengfei just hasn't figured it out yet. When he does, he will be a hard-working and good guy."

"Men are different from us women. Some men become enlightened later, and Tengfei is one of them."

A good word can warm you up in winter.

Tengfei felt very heartwarming after hearing Wang Yun's words.

He covered his heart and said, "Aunt Yun, what you said is so good. My heart is warm. I am indeed such a person. I haven't figured it out yet."

Xie Da Jiao picked up the feather duster and said, "How about I tap you on the head a few times to help you get it right?"

Tengfei stretched his head forward and said, "Okay, go ahead and take the photo, Aunt Big Foot."

Xie Da Jiao said, "Humph, you want me to take a picture, but I won't."

"Tell me, what are you here for?"

Tengfei glanced at Wang Yun and said, "Aunt, it's not convenient for Aunt Yun to hear this. Let's find a secluded place and talk alone."

Xie Da Jiao said, "It's not inconvenient. Wang Yun is my closest sister. We have a good relationship. Just tell me what's going on."

"Okay, I told you." Tengfei said slowly, "I went to town yesterday afternoon and met Dr. Huang Shiyou."

Xie Da Jiao's eyes suddenly widened, "Did you meet Lao Huang?"

"Yes." Tengfei nodded.

"Did he ask you to tell me something, or did he ask you how I was doing?" asked Xie Da Jiao.

Tengfei shook his head gently, "No."

Xie Da Jiao sighed, "Could it be that Lao Huang has never had me in his heart?"

Tengfei said, "Actually, I told Doctor Huang about this. I said, Aunt Big Foot, you miss him so much that you can't even eat. Doctor Huang told me that he has a good impression of you, but there is one thing about you that he is not satisfied with. It is for this reason that he does not want to date you."

Xie Da Jiao stepped forward and grabbed one of his hands. "Old Five, tell me what Old Huang is not satisfied with me about.

Tengfei retracted his hand and said, "Auntie, calm down and don't be so excited."

Xie Da Jiao said, "I am indeed excited. Okay, I am calm now. Go ahead and talk."

Tengfei said, "Dr. Huang said that he hopes his wife will keep up with the times and understand fashion trends. His wife will learn what is popular on the Internet."

"He recently particularly likes to watch the dance "Priceless Sister" and he wants to find a partner who can dance "Priceless Sister"."

"Humph!" Xie Da Jiao slapped Teng Fei angrily, "I understand, you made this up yourself, right?"

"Mr. Huang is a very conservative person. He would never make such a request."

Tengfei said calmly, "Aunt, what I said is true, and I have the recording to prove it."

Tengfei took out his mobile phone and played the recording. Huang Shiyou's voice came, "'Priceless Sister' is indeed a good dance..."

Han Laowu immediately interrupted the recording.

Xie Da Jiao said, "Old Huang hasn't finished yet, you continue."

Tengfei said, "No, I won't release it. What Dr. Huang said next is that he hopes his future spouse will learn this dance. He used you as a negative example and said that you will never be able to learn "Priceless Sister", so I won't release it."

Of course, this is Tengfei's serious nonsense.

"Is this true?" Xie Da Jiao asked with tears in her eyes.

Wang Yun said, "That's possible. Sister, I finally understand that some men may look honest, but they are actually scheming."

"I've long observed that Old Huang is not as honest as he appears to be."

Xie Da Jiao said, "I've decided. Since Old Huang likes to watch it, I'll dance for him."

Tengfei smiled, but then quickly stopped smiling.

Xie Da Jiao pushed him, "Tengfei, go ahead."

"Ah!" Tengfei said, "Aunt Big Foot, I told you such important news, and this is how you repay me?"

Xie Da Jiao said, "I want to practice "Priceless Sister". I feel embarrassed to practice while you are watching me here."

She took a bottle of liquor from the shelf and said, "I'll give you a bottle of liquor as a thank you gift."

Tengfei said, "Aunt, I haven't finished yet. Doctor Huang told me about this, and I was thinking, I should help you and let him know that you can dance "Priceless Sister". So, I told him that I will broadcast you, Big Foot Aunt, dancing to "Priceless Sister" live tomorrow morning, and asked him to enter my live broadcast room and wait to watch."

"Live broadcast room? What is that?" asked Xie Da Jiao.

Wang Yun said, "Is this the place to watch the live broadcast?"

"Right." Tengfei said, "To put it bluntly, live streaming means I point my phone at you and film you dancing, and then you can see it online."

"I found that Dr. Huang really likes watching live broadcasts. When I mentioned live broadcasts, he immediately agreed and even asked for the room number of my live broadcast room."

"At this moment, he should be holding his phone, constantly refreshing my live broadcast room, waiting to see you, Aunt Big Foot, dance to 'Priceless Sister'."

Xie Da Jiao said, "Wait a moment, I'll go change my clothes."

"Wang Yun, find the dance for "Priceless Sister" on the Internet. I want to practice it."

When Xie Da Jiao came out of the inner room, she was wearing denim shorts and a white T-shirt.

Yesterday Tengfei showed her a dance from "Priceless Sister". He remembered that the dancers were all dressed like this.

She put on the same clothes.

Wang Yun used a tablet computer to play the dance "Priceless Sister".

Xie Da Jiao followed the video and started practicing.

She also told Tengfei who was standing by the side not to do the live broadcast yet, and that she would practice a few times first, and then do the live broadcast after she was familiar with it.

Half an hour passed and she still didn't dance very well.

At this time, there are only ten minutes left before the one-day deadline set by the system.

Tengfei said, "Auntie Big Foot, Doctor Huang can't wait any longer. He has urged me several times in the live broadcast room. I'm going to start the broadcast now."

Xie Da Jiao said, "Oh, I'm so shy."

"Don't be shy, Auntie, just pretend we don't exist and do whatever you want."

Xie Da Jiao jumped up.

Tengfei turned on the quick gun live broadcast and broadcast it live.

The live broadcast lasted three minutes.

Not a single viewer came into his live broadcast room.

Kuaiqiang Live is one of the largest live streaming platforms today. It has a wide influence, especially in third- and fourth-tier cities and rural areas. There are a lot of people doing live broadcasts, but no one pays attention to newcomers who have just started broadcasting.

The system's voice rang in Tengfei's mind, "Congratulations, you have completed the live broadcast mission. The rewards are now being distributed."

Tengfei was so excited. He finally completed the task. What kind of treasure would be the reward?

"Ding! Xisuqin, you have obtained a bag of high-quality cucumber seeds!"

Tengfei heard the sound of heartbreak.

"Fuck!" he yelled, "System, are you mistaken?"

According to his observations from reading novels, systems are omnipotent. They think what people think and are anxious about what people are anxious about. The system will give the host whatever it lacks.

What he needs most now is a lot of money.

But the system only gave him a bag of cucumber seeds.

This was very different from what he had imagined.

The system replied, "Dear, this system is rigorous, precise, bug-free, and will never go wrong."

Tengfei said anxiously, "You don't reward me with cash, but only give me a bag of cucumber seeds. What's the use?"

The system replied, "All items provided by this system are rare and top-quality products. Don't underestimate the cucumber seeds. They will give you surprises."

Tengfei suddenly smiled, "System, let's discuss something. I don't want the cucumber seeds anymore. You reward me 100 million and I will use the money to treat my mother's illness."

"..." The system was silent.

Tengfei asked, "System, are you deaf or dumb? Speak."

"The mission has ended, and the system has entered rest mode. It will be turned on again when the next mission appears. Goodbye." After the system said this, it ignored Tengfei.

... "Tengfei, you are laughing and giggling, what are you doing?" Xie Da Jiao danced to "Priceless Sister" and saw Tengfei holding a mobile phone next to him. His expression changed several times. He walked over and poked him.

Tengfei came back to his senses and said, "I was just thinking about something."

The cucumber seeds that the system rewarded him were stored in the system's backpack.

If he doesn't take it out, no one can see it.

Xie Da Jiao's fair oval face came over and said, "Let me take a look at your live broadcast room. Which one is my Lao Huang?"

Tengfei's hands trembled. There was no audience in his live broadcast room.

If Xie Da Jiao saw it, the truth would be revealed.

His hand shook and he pressed the power button on his phone, and the screen went black.

"Oops, I accidentally pressed the wrong button." He turned on his phone and entered the live broadcast room. It was empty, with no audience.

Xie Da Jiao asked, "Why is there no one here?"

Tengfei explained, "I just turned off my phone by mistake, and the live broadcast platform automatically exited, so the audience couldn't see it. Dr. Huang might have thought that I had stopped broadcasting, so he went offline."

Xie Da Jiao asked in disbelief, "Really?"

"It has to be." Tengfei said.

"Did Old Huang see me dancing?"

"I saw it." Tengfei gritted his teeth and continued to lie, "Just now, Doctor Huang sent a few applause emojis to applaud you, Aunt Big Foot."

A smile appeared on Xie Da Jiao's oval face. "I'll dance again for Old Huang to see."

"Okay, okay." When Teng Fei was live streaming just now, he was only thinking about completing the system task and didn't watch Xie Da Jiao dancing carefully.

Xie Da Jiao thought of something, "No, Lao Huang is offline. He can't see me dancing now. I won't dance anymore."

Tengfei explained, "Auntie Big Foot, there are two types of videos on the live streaming platform. One is live streaming. When the host ends the live streaming, the audience can no longer watch it."

"Another thing is that the anchor can post video updates and upload them to the anchor's personal space. No matter when the audience enters, they can see the video."

"Dance it again and I'll upload it to my space. Whenever Dr. Huang enters my space, he'll see Aunt Big Foot and he'll be mesmerized by your beautiful dancing."

Xie Da Jiao couldn't wait to say, "Great, I'll do some preparatory moves."

She pinched her waist, lifted her hips, and swayed left and right.

Then, jump up.

Turn around, swing your arms, twist, shake...

She danced very skillfully this time, displaying the charm and style of a mature woman.

Tengfei’s eyes widened.

Although Xie Da Jiao is a middle-aged woman, she is still charming.

No wonder Liu Neng and Zhao Si both regarded her as their dream lover.

Wang Yun, who was sitting behind the counter, noticed Teng Fei's fiery gaze. She felt a little uncomfortable and said sourly, "Sister, you are so charming."

“Look, Tengfei is fascinated by you and has gone crazy.”

Xie Da Jiao laughed like a silver bell, "It's no use trying to charm him. I want to charm Old Huang."

She finished the last move, breathing heavily and covered in sweat.

"Tengfei, the dance I just performed was pretty good, wasn't it?"

"Very good." Tengfei said, "Aunt, come and watch the video."

Xie Da Jiao moved closer to him and watched the video on his phone.

The movements of twisting the waist, lifting the hips, and shaking were all done very well.

She laughed and said, "I didn't expect that I could dance so well."

Tengfei said, "Auntie Big Foot, you should practice for a few more days. In the future, dance in front of Dr. Huang. I believe that as long as he sees you dancing with his own eyes, he will be fascinated by you and become your slave."

"That's right. I need to practice for a few more days." Xie Da Jiao said, "I want to make Priceless Sister my signature move."

Tengfei forgot one thing, Xie Da Jiao danced only because of his persuasion.

Huang Shiyou never made such a request.

Once Xie Da Jiao danced "Priceless Sister" in front of Huang Shiyou, Teng Fei's little trick was exposed.

At that time, he was bullied by Xie Da Jiao for a while.

Of course, this is something for later, let’s not mention it for now.

……

Tengfei carried two buckets on his shoulders and a shovel in his hand and walked towards the vegetable field in the east of the village.

The system rewarded me with a bag of cucumber seeds, which they said were rare and top-quality.

He is going to plant watermelons now to see what rare things can grow.

There are large vegetable fields in the east of the village. The vegetable fields of every household in Xiangyashan Village are all here.

Tomatoes, cucumbers, beans, green peppers, onions, all kinds of vegetables have sprouted, and the season for planting cucumbers has long passed.

However, cucumber seeds are produced by the system, and Tengfei believes that they can be planted regardless of the season.

In Tengfei's vegetable garden, two kinds of vegetables, cucumbers and tomatoes, are grown.

However, vegetables are not as tall as weeds, their roots are thin, and they are yellow and may die at any time.

Before Tengfei, he was lazy and cunning.

He carried his hoe, went out, found a shade under a tree at the edge of the field, and lay down to sleep.

Swing the shovel and remove the weeds in the vegetable garden.

Dig out the roots of weeds as well.

To cut weeds, we must remove the roots.

If you only remove the weeds on the surface and there are still grass roots underground, then within three days, the ground will be covered with a dense layer of weeds again.

Wild grass has a very strong vitality.

Tengfei cleared out a piece of land, about the size of one mu of land.

He used a shovel to dig a small trench in the soft soil.

Enter the system with your mind and take out the cucumber seeds from the system backpack.

The seeds are packed in a palm-sized brown paper bag.

Cucumber seeds are the same as real cucumber seeds, smaller than rice grains and black in color.

Tengfei scattered the cucumber seeds into the newly dug ditch and covered it with a layer of soil with his feet.

This is not over yet.

Freshly planted seeds need to be watered.

Tengfei carried a bucket and went to the Ivory River to fetch water.

Their village not only has Ivory Mountain, but also a river that develops from the Ivory Mountain, called Ivory River.

He collected two buckets of water and hung them on both ends of the shoulder pole.

Tengfei stood in the middle of the carrying pole, straightened his body, and picked up the bucket.

He staggered towards his vegetable garden.

A white car was coming from the east.

Come in front of Tengfei and stop.

The driver's window rolled down.

(End of this chapter)