Siheyuan: Shazhu's Leisurely Life
Chapter 69 What are you doing!
Chapter 69 What are you doing!
In the backyard, Xu Damao and the others first sent the second uncle back to the house, and then followed the first and third uncles outside.
As the breeze blew in the evening, Yi Zhonghai's eyes fell on Qin Huairu and Xu Damao in the dark environment. They flickered for a moment, and then he said inconspicuously: "By the way, Damao, Zhuzi is still at your house, right? You two shouldn't drink too late, as you still have to go to work tomorrow. Let Huairu go back early later."
Xu Damao invited three uncles to today's meal as witnesses for him and Zhuzi. As for why Qin Huairu was there, the three uncles didn't really care.
First of all, the protagonist of this meal was Xu Damao, and Xu Damao didn’t say anything, so there was naturally no need for them to care.
In addition, it was because of the difficult situation of the Jia family. A young widow raising three children was a configuration that would make anyone feel soft-hearted. It was not too strange for Qin Huairu to eat at one family and borrow rice from another.
However, Yi Zhonghai was an old and shrewd man after all. He didn't know what Xu Damao and Qin Huairu were planning today. He simply thought that Zhuzi was alone in Xu Damao's house now. After the old men went back to their house, if Qin Huairu, a widow, followed them, it would be a bit indecent in the dark and windy night for men and women of similar age to mix together. Out of consideration for Zhuzi, Yi Zhonghai reminded them.
Upon hearing this, Xu Damao and Qin Huairu were both moved, and almost thought that their little plan was exposed. However, seeing that there was nothing unusual about the old man afterwards, they just thought that the old man was just reminding them too much, so they nodded in agreement.
The middle-court master went back to his room. At this moment, a figure ran out of the Jia family's room.
"Mom, what delicious food are you going to eat tonight? Did Xu Damao's family prepare a table full of delicious food today? Mom..."
Bang Geng ran out while saying this.
Qin Huairu frowned when she saw this. Xu Damao was afraid that if Shazhu stayed at his house, something might happen, so he gave Qin Huairu a look and told her to finish the job quickly. He then went to send the uncle to the front yard.
"Bang Geng, what did your mother tell you? Stay at home obediently at night, why are you running out?" Qin Huairu was thinking about something at the moment, so she said sternly.
"Mom, I'm so hungry. My stomach is so empty. Let alone eating white flour, even steamed corn bread in our house can't fill me up. I'm so hungry that I can't sleep at night. Are you eating delicious food at Xu Damao's place? I want to go there too."
"What are you going to eat? You've been thinking about eating all day. I'm telling you, go back to your room. Mom has something to do tonight!"
"Oh, Mom, please let me go eat with you..." Bang Geng said as he leaned over to Qin Huairu and smelled it: "It's meat! There is meat! Mom, I'm your son, please let me have a bite."
Qin Huairu couldn't help but look a little ugly when she saw Banggeng begging.
Before, she didn't even need to ask for help. She could order a few boys out to get food. Qin Huairu was naturally happy to let them get their food outside and save food for the family.
But in today's situation, it's just the last step. If Banggeng goes away, everything will be over.
Qin Huairu's expression immediately became more severe: "Bang Geng, you don't even listen to your mother now, right? I told you to go back and lie down on the bed obediently. If you are hungry, drink two glasses of water..."
Seeing Banggeng's eyes staring at her stubbornly, Qin Huairu couldn't help but add, "In a few days, I promise you that we will have a big meal together. Today, I have something to do and can't take you with me."
After some coaxing and deception, Qin Huairu finally made Bang Geng reluctantly go back to the house.
At this time, Xu Damao from the front yard sent the third uncle back to the house, and came to the middle yard and ran into Qin Huairu: "How is it, are you all sent away?"
Qin Huairu nodded and withdrew her thoughts.
Xu Damao's eyes immediately showed a smug gleam.
"Let's go, let's let Sha Zhu know who is the grandpa today!"
……
In the backyard, inside Xu's house, the lights were bright.
He Yuzhu was sitting at the dining table in the living room, eating some leftover food on the table, without a trace of drunkenness on his face.
After a while, there was a noise outside the house. The door was opened from the outside, and two figures walked in hurriedly.
However, when they entered the room, the scene before them made Qin Huairu and Xu Damao dumbfounded.
"Silly...Zhu...Zhuzi, you...are not drunk too much?" Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu, who was still unconscious when he left just now, and now he was eating as if nothing had happened. His heart started beating wildly for no reason.
Qin Huairu's eyelids twitched several times. They both planned to come over and start implementing the plan, but now they suddenly stopped talking.
He Yuzhu heard the voice and looked up at the two of them.
"Ah? Drunk? What do you mean drunk? How could I be drunk? Come on, brother Damao, I really admire you for this meal today. Just like what the three uncles said, we are from the same compound, what's there to make a fuss about? Come on, let's go and keep drinking!"
Looking at He Yuzhu's appearance, Xu Damao's eyes flickered repeatedly, as if he was wondering, is this Shazhu drunk or not?
Is this plan coming yet?
Just when Xu Damao was stunned there, Qin Huairu quickly pushed him from behind.
"From the way he talks, he doesn't sound like a normal person. He's probably just one step away from success. Go have a couple more drinks with him. It'll be easier to get him done when he's drunk!"
Hearing Qin Huairu's soft voice in his ears, Xu Damao nodded immediately.
Yes, yes, that's right. He was frightened by Shazhu's appearance just now, and thought that this guy was not drunk at all.
But during the whole night of eating and drinking, Sha Zhu drank all the wine right under his nose. Didn't you see that the three uncles had a good alcohol tolerance and were a little dizzy from drinking? Sha Zhu guessed that this was the last burst of energy.
Thinking of this, Xu Damao gritted his teeth and went forward to meet him.
"Hey, okay, Zhuzi, let's continue drinking!" As he said that, he sat back in his original seat, picked up the original wine glass very naturally, clinked it with Zhuzi, and drank it all in one gulp.
He Yuzhu continued to look up, and the white wine was transferred silently into the space. At the same time, he saw from the corner of his eye that after Xu Damao drank such a full glass, a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Time passed by minute by minute. At this moment, Xu Damao and Qin Huairu were in so much torment that every second seemed like a year.
He Yuzhu pretended not to know, but the expressions of the two people were all caught in his eyes. He just smiled coldly in his heart.
"Ouch..."
Suddenly, He Yuzhu's voice sounded.
Xu Damao and Qin Huairu had been focusing on He Yuzhu. Now, they both looked over at him: "Zhuzi, you..."
"Ouch, Xu Damao, Qin Huairu, my stomach hurts so much, it hurts so much, ouch, no, no, I have to go to the toilet first, and continue drinking when I come back, don't go, don't go!"
He Yuzhu's face suddenly showed a look of severe pain. He covered his stomach and left these words. He ran out in a hurry without saying anything else.
After seeing this scene, Xu Damao couldn't help but curse.
"This grandson, it's endless, why isn't he drunk yet?"
Qin Huairu was also silent and hesitant. I thought Shazhu was already on the verge of passing out, but after a few more drinks, how come he still looked half drunk? While thinking, Qin Huairu looked at the sky outside. It was already late at night. They had spent quite a while on this meal. If they continued to toss and turn...
Just as Qin Huairu was thinking about this, she suddenly felt a big hand touching her from behind.
"Uh-huh?!"
When Qin Huairu reacted, she turned around and saw that Xu Damao had approached her at some point.
"Xu Damao, what are you doing?" Qin Huairu asked instinctively when she saw that Xu Damao looked a little strange.
At the same time, Xu Damao's consciousness had already fallen into a state of heat. As he drank the glass of wine that He Yuzhu had added something to, it was obvious that the effect had begun to take effect.
His body, abdomen, and mind were all burning like fire, and Xu Damao's consciousness had long been blurred.
Qin Huairu called out twice, but Xu Damao didn't even squeak, so she couldn't help but push him. This time, Xu Damao raised his head suddenly, and the moment his eyes met Qin Huairu's, Qin Huairu's heart trembled.
Because at this moment, Xu Damao's eyes were red as if a starving ghost had come across food. "Hehe... Hehe..."
"Xu Damao, you are crazy! What do you want to do!"
At first, Qin Huairu was worried that Sha Zhu would come back and find something wrong, but soon Xu Damao got strength from nowhere and grabbed her wrist, and she didn't even have the strength to move.
Then, Xu Damao dragged Qin Huairu directly back into the house.
"Xu Damao, you bastard! Let me go! I'm going to call for help!" Now, Qin Huairu no longer cared about being afraid that Sha Zhu would find out anything. She found that Xu Damao was serious.
This rough action made Qin Huairu keep trying to hide in the corner of the bed, but where could she hide on such a small bed?
……
That night, the moon and stars were sparse.
He Yuzhu left Xu's house and walked out directly. He was going to the toilet, which was not nonsense. He had eaten and drunk a lot that night, and He Yuzhu really needed to solve the three urgent problems.
Looking back at the dimly lit house, He Yuzhu had no sympathy at all. Everything was caused by these two guys. If they had no intention of harming him, how could they end up like this?
Humming a little tune, He Yuzhu walked out of the compound and went to the public toilet at the entrance of the alley. Because of the times, in this era, even in the city, people used public toilets, and they were dry toilets!
Although it was no longer a hot summer day, He Yuzhu still felt a dry hiccup as soon as he entered the toilet. He forced himself to hold his breath, quickly solved the problem, and ran out. When he got outside the toilet, He Yuzhu breathed a sigh of relief.
By this time, He Yuzhu calculated the time and it was almost time.
After all, I've experienced this once before in the warehouse, so this time it's just a revisit to an old place, but today, I won't be the only audience member.
After entering the courtyard, He Yuzhu went straight to the middle courtyard. In the Jia family's house, a kerosene lamp was lit today. He Yuzhu came to the window of the Jia family, and then, he resumed his drunken appearance as before, constantly knocking and groping on the wall and window.
Soon, the noise attracted the attention of everyone in the room.
"Who is it? Who is outside?"
Jia Zhang's voice was heard, and then the door of the Jia family was opened. After Jia Zhang walked out, she saw He Yuzhu groping around the corner at a glance.
"Shazhu? Aren't you drinking with Xu Damao and the others in the back? Why are you here?"
Jia Zhang knew that Xu Damao was inviting them to dinner today. After all, there was someone from their family who was eating with them. She even had the idea of asking Qin Huairu to pack some food for them to bring back in the evening. But why did the real host appear here?
"Ah? Oh, drinking. I've finished. I've already finished. I've been to the toilet and come back."
After hearing what He Yuzhu said, Jia Zhang was slightly stunned: "Have you finished drinking? Then why hasn't Qin Huairu come back yet?" As she said that, Jia Zhang looked towards the backyard, and there was no one in sight.
"Qin Huairu? I don't know. When I went to the toilet, Qin Huairu and Xu Damao were the only ones left. The three uncles had already finished their drinks and left."
Upon hearing the news, Jia Zhang's face suddenly changed: "What?! No, I have to go and see!"
Having said that, Jia Zhang hurriedly ran to the backyard.
"Hey, what's going on? Let me take a look with you."
He Yuzhu followed behind and shouted a few words.
At the same time, in the backyard of the Xu family.
When Jia Zhang came to the door, the sound in the room became clearer and clearer, which made Jia Zhang's face extremely gloomy!
"boom!!"
Jia Zhang slammed the door hard, but then she seemed to be so angry that she went up and kicked the door open.
All of a sudden, the mess on the dining table in the living room caught her eye first, but Jia Zhang didn't stop at all and rushed straight to the bedroom where the sound came from.
When Jia Zhang arrived at the bedroom door and saw the scene on the bed, she was so shocked that she almost fainted!
"Bastards! Bastards! Beasts! You two beasts!" The next second, Jia Zhang let out a roar that shook the heavens.
"Xu Damao, Qin Huairu, you two dogs, you must die a miserable death! You must die a miserable death!" Jia Zhang began to cry as she spoke: "It has only been a short time since my son Dongxu died, and you, a slut Qin Huairu, have already climbed into another man's bed. Are you worthy of my son? Are you worthy of our Jia family!!!"
When the situation became critical, Jia Zhang rushed forward and beat the adulterous couple.
The two people in the room were also startled by Jia Zhang's sudden rush in. Especially Xu Damao, he was alert all over, and his originally confused and hot mind suddenly became clearer. It was only after Jia Zhang's slap and fist landed on him that he seemed to understand something.
The moment Jia Zhang rushed in, Qin Huairu huddled at the foot of the bed, hugged her knees, and did not have the face to look at her mother-in-law. She kept crying.
She knew that she was finished!
The noise from the Xu family spread throughout the courtyard in an instant. Neighbors living in such a compound didn't have any secrets, let alone Jia Zhang's roars in the middle of the night. There were probably few families in the compound who didn't hear them.
When He Yuzhu rushed to the backyard, he happened to run into the second uncle's family who heard the noise.
The second uncle and his family were in the backyard, and they ran out as soon as they heard the noise coming from the Xu family. At the same time, He Yuzhu also saw that some other residents in the backyard also came out curiously to see what was going on.
"Zhu Zi, what...what's going on? What did Jia Zhang just curse at Xu Damao's house...what a bunch of bastards? Weren't they having dinner together just now?"
When Liu Haizhong saw Zhuzi, he spoke first.
"Uncle, I don't know either. I had a stomachache halfway through my meal, so I went to the toilet. When I came back, I saw this." He Yuzhu spread his hands.
Seeing this, Liu Haizhong hurried towards Xu's house.
Soon, the three uncles from the front, middle and back yards hurried over. After entering Xu's house and seeing the scene in the bedroom, their expressions all changed.
"Xu Damao, Qin Huairu, you two are so confused!"
Qin Huairu's clothes were incomplete at this time, and some of her underwear had fallen to the ground. In addition, Xu Damao was shirtless. The way the two of them lay on the bed was something that anyone could tell what was going on.
At the same time, Jia Zhang sat on the ground, wailing continuously.
What are you saying, my son, what a miserable life! This shameless couple...
Chen Miaoyun brought He Yushui and Chen Miaozhi, and accompanied the deaf old lady to Xu's house.
They didn't pay much attention to the commotion, mainly because Zhuzi was also at Xu Damao's house today, so they came over as soon as they heard the noise, concerned about whether Zhuzi had gotten into trouble.
At this time, He Yuzhu was already beside Chen Miaoyun. He gently squeezed Chen Miaoyun's soft hand and gave her a look to signal her not to worry.
Seeing this, Chen Miaoyun felt relieved and instead became curious to see what was going on here.
At this time, the three uncles looked at each other, and instead of asking Xu Damao and Qin Huairu, they looked at He Yuzhu.
Finally, it was Yi Zhonghai who spoke first: "Zhu Zi, weren't we all fine when we were having dinner just now? How did this happen suddenly? What happened to you after we left? Tell us in detail."
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone's eyes were focused on He Yuzhu.
He Yuzhu's face was full of disbelief. "Three gentlemen, I don't really know much about this. I just heard that Xu Damao and the others were going to send you back, right? Then when they came back, I pulled Xu Damao to have a couple of drinks together to have some fun. Then I suddenly had a stomachache and went to the toilet because I drank too much. After entering our compound, I lost my way and ended up at the Jia family's place. It was Jia Zhang who opened the door and asked me about it. Then you see what happened next."
"Oh, I really didn't expect this. Originally, after today's meal, I had changed my opinion of Xu Damao, but I didn't expect that you can't judge a person by his appearance. Xu Damao, you are really good at hiding things. I misjudged you." Finally, He Yuzhu added at the right time. He looked at Xu Damao, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end it turned into a heavy sigh, as if he was very disappointed in Xu Damao.
Seeing this scene, Xu Damao was stunned.
No, what's going on today? Didn't I team up with Qin Huairu to plot against Sha Zhu? Why did I get myself involved?
(End of this chapter)
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