Under One Person: The River Map and Luoshu

Chapter 30 I fire the cannon, you walk the bird (ask for monthly tickets, recommendation tickets)
Back mountain.

A mountain stream seldom visited by people.

As soon as he arrived, a graceful figure suddenly jumped out from behind the water stone, knocked him down, and did something violent to him.

"Fuck, you crazy woman, why are you stripping me?"

"I'm unhappy now and want to vent!"

"Fuck, you're unhappy and you come to me? What do you think of me?"

Looking at Feng Shayan sitting astride him, Du Heng was shocked and indignant, especially the words that came out of the woman's mouth. Wasn't this an insult to him!
"Then you can treat me as your mother. This will make you feel accomplished, right?"

Seeing that this woman was taking things from her pocket, Du Heng began to "resist" desperately like a good girl who was forced into a corner.

"Are you crazy? Is this the Tianshi Mansion?"

"Isn't that even better? You're the first person from ancient times to now to set off a cannon at the Tianshi Mansion!" Feng Shayan smiled charmingly, and controlled it with her jade fingers.

"hiss!"

Du Heng took a deep breath, unable to tell whether it was pain or enjoyment.

Can you bear this?
My aunt can tolerate it, but my uncle can’t!
Today I must let her know what it means that those who love war will eventually perish.

He immediately took charge and stationed troops to prepare for war.

"call!"

Du Heng sat down beside a rock, letting the stream wash over his body. He exhaled deeply and looked so refreshed that he almost picked his teeth with a toothpick.

I glanced at Feng Shayan lying on the smooth stone surface. Her hot and delicate body was still trembling from time to time, as if she had been electrocuted. Her heavy breathing was mixed with faint moans.

"hehe!"

I couldn't help but chuckle. You can't tell the difference between the big and small kings, and you still dare to provoke wars at will. Now you suffer, bah, bah, bah, it's obvious that you are eating and taking at the same time.

"Hey, what's wrong with Xingtong? Didn't I warn him yesterday? How come he's injured?"

Since his competition time was the same as Feng Xingtong's, both were in the fourth batch, he was unable to know the details at the first time, and did not know that Feng Xingtong was injured.

Immediately, Feng Shayan told him the story of the battle between her brother and Wang Bing.

After learning the whole story, Du Heng breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Fortunately, it's just a minor injury."

It turned out that although Feng Xingtong was shocked after Wang Yong used the technique of summoning spirits and sending generals, he did not forget his instructions.

After realizing that things were out of control, he planned to admit defeat, but before he could open his mouth, he was injured by Wang Bing's spirit subduing method.

However, his throat was not seriously injured, causing him to be unable to speak. He immediately admitted defeat after being hit.

Therefore, the Pobao Qingfeng Order was not used, and old man Wang Zizhong was able to survive, which was the best result.

Feng Shayan was so angry when she heard this that her chest heaved. She glared at him, "What do you mean it's okay? What do you mean it's just a minor injury? Xingtong is your brother-in-law after all. Bah, bah, bah. He's your friend."

Suddenly he thought of something and asked, "Did you know that Wang Bing would arrest spirits and send generals?"

Du Heng was shocked. The people in this circle of extraordinary people were really cunning and would be noticed if they showed even the slightest clue.

But he still pretended to be ignorant, rolled his eyes at her, and said unhappily, "You take my kindness for granted and still suspect me."

"Ah, that's not what I meant. I just think it's a bit weird."

"Okay, I understand what you're suspicious of. I just heard it from others. I learned that Wang Bing has a mental problem and likes to learn some unorthodox methods, witchcraft, spirits, etc., so I told Xingtong to be careful."

"What happened?"

Feng Shayan suddenly realized what was going on. She stared fiercely at Du Heng and said, "Your opponent in the next round will be Wang Bing. Beat him up for me."

“你疯了，人家可是十佬之一王家王蔼最疼爱的曾孙，我.一个普通异人，当人面揍王并，我以后还想不想在异人圈混了？”

"What else? Do you really want to get something for free from me?" Feng Shayan looked like she would not give up until she got an explanation.

Seeing this, Du Heng felt speechless. He was blackmailed for just firing a cannon. Who could he go to for justice?

It is necessary to reflect on this and not go back to the old ways, otherwise it could easily lead to someone's death.

I immediately discussed it kindly: "Isn't it okay if I pay? At most, it will increase by 300. If you give me a student ID, I will give 1200."

"You bastard, what do you think I am?"

"Hey, don't be angry!" "If you don't agree, I will bite you to death."

"Ah, isn't it enough that I promised?"

evening.

The moon is full and its color is bright.

Lu Linglong, Zhang Chulan and a group of people sat around the campfire, drinking and chatting, as if the fight and competition in the daytime had long been forgotten.

Du Heng, who had been "severely tortured" by the enemy, arrived late.

He walked slowly towards the group, but his walking posture was a little awkward, and he was holding his crotch, as if he was suffering inhuman torture somewhere.

The sharp-eyed Lu Linglong and Zhi Jinhua saw him finally arrive and hurriedly stood up to greet him.

"Du Heng, why are you here just now? You are the only one missing."

Zhi Jinhua noticed his abnormality and couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with you? Where are you injured?"

Hearing this, Du Heng's heart tightened. He didn't dare to let this smart girl continue looking. If she was discovered, it would be like his browser history being read in public, and he would have to "keep his innocence in the world."

"It's okay. I was pecked by a swallow while I was meditating."

"Where did you peck? Let me see!"

Du Heng's face turned green at her nymphomaniac remarks. He suddenly noticed the shocking moment from the corner of his eye, and immediately pointed his finger and said, "Look!"

The two girls looked over and saw Zhang Chulan standing high on a boulder, looking drunk and unconscious.

"Flower, it's done!"

Lu Linglong shook Zhi Jinhua frantically. The latter was unwilling to be outdone. She took out a notebook from her pocket, pushed the frame of her camera, and said stupidly, "I know. I've been prepared for this for a long time."

Seeing this, Du Heng breathed a sigh of relief. He thought that he was indeed a good brother who rescued him in time.

When this matter is over, I will definitely comfort you.

"Zhang Chulan, well done!"

"Be more alert!"

"Don't lose face!"

The crowd of onlookers started to make a commotion, wanting to see with their own eyes the legendary forbidden runes of the toad's blood.

Zhang Chulan, who was already drunk, was staggering from side to side and could only giggle foolishly.

With his hands on his pants, he asked everyone drunkenly: "Do you really want to see me..."

“Think, think, think!”

"Hehehe, then I'll let you feast your eyes!"

Then, an unprecedented picture was born!

This was a very explosive scene in the thousands of years of history of Tianshi Mansion, and even in the entire world of extraordinary people... no, in the entire human history.

The moment Chu Lan was about to use his ultimate move, Du Heng reached out and covered the two girls' eyes in advance to prevent them from being shocked by the exploding image.

However, I still underestimated the curiosity of the nymphomaniacs about the toad's uterus blood.

Lu Linglong pressed his palms with both hands, stuck half of her head out, and saw the unforgettable scene.

A hair on the top of his head immediately stood up, and his mind was severely shocked.

"Du Heng, I regret this. I'm afraid I won't be able to look Zhang Chulan in the eye again!"

"hehe!"

Du Heng smiled faintly. Who can you blame? I just covered your eyes, but who can you blame for not being able to suppress your curiosity?

However, Zhi Jinhua seemed very "calm", laughing loudly, with a silly expression on her face, and she kept writing something in her notebook.

Got it!
Zhang Chulan was not at a disadvantage either, he fooled everyone present.

It can be considered as Qin Shi Huang eating peppercorns - he wins!

(End of this chapter)