Under One Person: The River Map and Luoshu

Chapter 270: Zhang Lingyu has male problems?

"Master Junior, we are glad that you asked us to stay, but we don't like the tone of your voice. Come, try to recover. We still prefer your previous arrogant look."

Du Heng was teasing in a serious manner, but Zhang Chulan was so happy that the latter slowly gave him a thumbs up.

"You are awesome, Brother Heng. How can you pretend to be so extraordinary? You are smooth yet tactful, tactful yet individual, and individual yet..."

"Shut up!" Zhang Lingyu shouted with a gloomy face. If the situation hadn't forced him, he really wanted to use the Tongtian Talisman to kill these two guys.

Seeing that he had gotten sufficiently excited, the two gave up the idea of ​​teasing him further. They knew that too much is as bad as too little, so they immediately sat back down beside him, one on each side, and placed their hands on his shoulders, looking like the three heroes of the Tianshi Mansion.

"It's just a joke, don't get so excited. It's just a relationship problem with Xia He, it's okay, I'll take care of everything for you."

Zhang Chulan also agreed, "Although we can't find you an identical Xia He, and there's no way to get a one-to-one customization from the island country, but do you want to repair your relationship? We can definitely find you a '502', which will be very effective and will make Xia He stick to you so tightly that you can't even separate."

Zhang Lingyu cast a cold eye on him, thinking that he was talking nonsense again. What was going on? And what did this have to do with the island country? And a one-to-one customization?

Du Heng didn't get angry and scolded him, "What do you, a new soldier, know about emotional issues? Go away, boys have no right to speak here."

Zhang Chulan, who was discriminated against, blushed with shame. For a moment, he felt that he was out of tune with them and couldn't help shouting in his heart: I want it, what's the use of this iron rod?

But no matter how unbalanced it is, I still need to refute it, saying: "You have never eaten pork, but you have never seen a pig run!"

"Haha, if you don't know how to make a metaphor, then don't make random comparisons. How can pork be compared to clam meat? Without any practical experience, you have no right to speak. Don't you understand this principle?" Du Heng mocked him unceremoniously.

"I!"

"What me!"

"You!" Zhang Chulan's throat was completely strangled. Even if he had a thousand words to say, he could hardly open his mouth. His face turned red and his neck became thick with frustration.

"What do you mean by 'you'? Even if our junior master-master is pure and honest, he has also had sex. Unlike you, he can't even feed himself." Du Heng seized on his fatal weakness and beat him up.

Lies won't hurt, the truth is the sharpest knife!

Not surprisingly.

puff!
A sharp knife pierced Zhang Chulan's heart. He spat out a mouthful of blood in his heart, then fell backwards weakly with lifeless eyes. He was so badly hit that he followed in the footsteps of Zhang Lingyu.

However, when Zhang Lingyu saw him like this and spoke without hypocrisy, he felt much better.

Du Heng patted him on the shoulder and continued to counsel him, "Based on my experience as a person who has been through this, most of the relationship problems between men and women are caused by problems in bed."

The words are not finished yet.

Zhang Chulan was instantly revived with full health. He sat up with a gleam of his eyes, almost focused.

Zhang Lingyu, who originally wanted to attack Du Heng, was speechless when he saw Zhang Chulan's aggressive attitude. He wondered what kind of monster his Tianshi Mansion had accepted. It was fortunate that he succeeded the position of Tianshi, otherwise the Tianshi Mansion would really have to fall apart.

Du Heng spoke with great interest: "Wow, Mr. Lu Xun has studied it thoroughly. A nation that has been kneeling for so long is afraid of heights even when it stands up. When it comes to money and power, their pupils immediately dilate. When it comes to sexual matters between men and women, they get excited. When it comes to morality, people's livelihood, human nature, and conscience, everyone is silent. It's none of my business and I'm not interested." Zhang Chulan, who was hit right in the middle of the brow, couldn't help but blush. He just smiled awkwardly and refused to admit it.

"Ahem, Brother Heng, we are all ordinary people. Our thoughts cannot reach the level of literary masters. You should continue to talk about mundane things."

Ok!

We are all ordinary people, the eldest brother should not talk about the second brother!
Du Heng returned to the previous topic and said to Zhang Lingyu: "When there is a problem between a man and a woman in bed, it is either because you can't satisfy her or she can't satisfy you. But there is a saying that goes, there are only cows that die of exhaustion, but no fields that are plowed to death, so 99% of the time it is the man's problem."

Then, his expression gradually became playful, and he leaned in and whispered, "Tell me honestly, how many times have you played with Xia He?"

When Zhang Chulan heard this, he immediately leaned forward, his ears perked up, and his gossip fire was burning.

But who is Zhang Lingyu?

I have always been pure and innocent, devoted to practicing Taoism, so how could I discuss dirty topics with these two guys?

He pushed the two of them away, stood up angrily, and shouted: "This is the Heavenly Master's Mansion, a place for practicing Taoism, how can you be allowed to speak foul language here."

Hear the words.

The two of them moved their buttocks, put their arms together, sat together, tilted their heads, looked at each other and smiled.

Du Heng hugged his elbows and pinched his chin, smacking his lips, "It seems that Junior Master has only played once, so it's hard to satisfy Xia He. But don't be discouraged, and don't feel inferior. It's a man's first time. After all, it takes a process to transform from a boy to a man. Skills are acquired through practice, and experience is honed over time.

So, if these are the problems, they can actually be supplemented and strengthened later. Even if there are some unspeakable secrets, that is not a problem. I know a miracle doctor. With just a diagnosis, I guarantee that you will regain your confidence and regain your masculinity. "

As he was talking, Zhang Chulan leaned closer and asked, "Brother Heng, can your sister Lan break the Shougongsha without any damage?"

"Get out of here. Go and wait for your true love obediently." Du Heng glared at him, thinking that this guy had gone crazy.

Then he continued to speak to Zhang Lingyu: "Of course, if it is not these problems, but the innate capital is insufficient, then I have no choice, unless I go to a Western doctor for surgery."

Seeing him spread his hands slightly and speaking in a serious manner, Zhang Lingyu really suspected that there was something wrong with him, but he soon realized that these two guys were making fun of him again. They even performed surgery on him, thinking it was plug and play!

He immediately glared at him and shouted, "Hurry up and tell me what's going on. If you don't, get out."

"Okay, okay, okay, Junior Master has given an order, and as his disciples, there is no reason for us not to obey."

Du Heng felt that the joke was over and it was time to give some sweet rewards. He couldn't just have the hot pot without eating the meat, otherwise he would get old.

He cleared his throat and began to tell some news about Xia He's withdrawal from Quan Xing, "Junior Master, you must know the location of Xia He's withdrawal ceremony best. That amusement park should be the place where you had your wet dream, ahem, it should be the place where you two fell in love. Of course, this is not important.

The important thing is that Xia He chose the right place by chance. The amusement park is located in the area under the jurisdiction of Lu Zhong. Coincidentally, I am the person in charge of the successful completion of the ceremony in the company.

Originally, I didn't want to get involved in this mess, but since it's related to you, and Xia He is my nominal aunt, I have to accept it."

(End of this chapter)