Under One Person: The River Map and Luoshu

"You cling to the master's thigh, then I cling to the master of Jinzhong, as if no one has nuclear weapons in their hands."

After making up his mind, he immediately went to Mr. Tian. Ahem, he couldn't lick his ass in public because he still had some image baggage.

He squatted right beside Mr. Tian, ​​with a smile on his face, and started to fight back against Bilian.

"Master Jinzhong, you have to make the decision for me. You and Master know very well how shameless Zhang Chulan is. In the Luotian Dajiao competition, he attacked someone while he was meditating. No, he used his legs to attack him. When facing Qing Fu Shen and Wang Ye, the two masters were either buried or maimed. They were guaranteed to make it to the finals. Think about it, the two elders. Can someone from our Tianshi Mansion do such a thing?

And you two elders don’t know that when Zhang Chulan was in school, he was set up for sex on his cell phone and almost died at the hands of Quan Xing. This completely brought shame to the Tianshi Mansion.

Look at him now, he even used the unique move of the Tianshi Mansion - the Tiger Crouching Style - on our master. Isn't this a rogue move?"

"You fart!"

Zhang Chulan angrily said something, and then begged the old Taoist priest, "Master, he is slandering me. I have the chastity seal in my body, how could I do such a thing."

"Oh my, it's so urgent. Do you want me to call Xu San and Baobao and ask them if this is true?" Du Heng smiled playfully and pretended to take out his cell phone.

When Zhang Chulan saw this, he realized that this was outrageous and quickly rushed over to snatch the phone. If this was a honey trap, he would never be able to hold his head up in front of the two elders.

Although snatching the mobile phone is an act of confession, it is not confirmed. Even if you believe it, it can only be called suspicion!
then.

The two of them started fighting in front of everyone, just like a quarrel between street thugs, which made everyone stunned.

The old Taoist priest couldn't stand it any longer, so he knocked Du Heng on the head three times and said, "Stop making a fuss. Even Monkey King doesn't jump like you."

"Master, this is really not my fault. It's all Brother Heng's fault. He relies on his strength being stronger than mine and often bullies me." Zhang Chulan complained.

He is a great actor to begin with, and with his hard work, it seemed more like the real thing.

However, Du Heng mercilessly exposed her, saying, "Tsk tsk, at least squeeze out some tears. Who are you trying to fool with this dead look? Besides, in the alien world, strength is the only thing that matters. Are you blaming me for your incompetence?"

"Master, listen to me, is this something a fellow disciple can say?" Zhang Chulan actually believed his lies and forced out a few tears.

Finally, the old Taoist priest made the final decision, "Alright, everyone behave yourself. If such grown-ups get into a fight, it will be embarrassing if it gets out."

"Hehe!" The two men smiled bitterly and quickly stood up and stood at attention.

Mr. Tian at the side was very kind and helpful, saying, "Brother, don't blame them. They did make a lot of noise, but at least it brought some life to Tianshi Mansion. Since the Luotian Grand Ceremony, our Tianshi Mansion has been deserted. I thought Lingyu was back, but... Oh, let's not talk about him. Now that Chu Lan and Xiao Heng have come, it's lively again. It makes my old bones feel a lot younger."

"Look at what you said, Master Jinzhong. I'm still looking forward to celebrating your 100th birthday." Zhang Chulan took the initiative to compliment him sweetly and gave Du Heng a provocative look.

"Haha!" Old Tian was delighted. After all, which elder would not like a sweet-talking junior?

Seeing that his universal trick was used by this guy, Du Heng cursed inwardly. If he used similar words again, his effect would definitely be greatly reduced. But if he thought he had no tricks, he was totally wrong. He immediately used his trump card against his elder.

"Master Jinzhong, you are so happy that we are here. If I bring you a great-grandson someday, you will be several dozen years younger."

As soon as these words came out.

Zhang Chulan cursed in his heart. This was totally unethical. He thought he was great because he could pick up women. But. Damn. This trick was really amazing. He also wanted to have it!

What do the elders like most?
Naturally, I like to see a large family with many children and grandchildren.

This killer move was a fatal blow to Mr. Tian.

as predicted.

Mr. Tian looked at Du Heng excitedly and said, "Xiao Heng, you really have a girlfriend, and you let her..."

Then he thought of something and looked at the woman next to him. After a quick look, he found that she was a pretty girl, who could be a good match for his little Heng, but she was a doll.

He is more influenced by traditional ideas, so naturally he hopes that his descendants can marry a native-born girl. However, as long as the man and the woman love each other, as long as the descendants like them, that's enough. He is not that pedantic.

Thinking of what Xiaoheng said about bringing a great-disciple over someday, his eyes slowly moved down to look at the foreign girl's lower abdomen.

Several people saw what Mr. Tian did, followed his gaze, and understood instantly.

Swish!
Catherine blushed. What was going on? The first time she came to Tianshi Mansion, she had a boyfriend out of nowhere, and now she was pregnant out of nowhere.

But she really didn't know how to speak, so she signaled to Du Heng with her eyes, asking him to explain quickly.

Du Heng did not hesitate and said in silence: "Master Jinzhong, you misunderstood."

"Misunderstanding? Could it be that Xiaoheng, you have several girlfriends? This is..."

Inevitably, Mr. Tian thought of something wrong again, and then he advised earnestly: "Xiao Heng, Master has to remind you that although society is open now, it is not recommended to date several girls at the same time. If it gets out, you will be criticized."

At this time, even the old Taoist priest looked over, but he didn't give him a warning. Instead, he looked at the show with a bit of an air of watching the show. After all, his honest and straightforward boy was not bad at making a girlfriend, and she was involved with Quan Xing.

Seeing that things were getting worse, Du Heng quickly explained, "You two elders have misunderstood. Catherine is not my girlfriend. She is from Flamel College and she came here specifically to visit you, Master."

Of course, as for dating several girls at the same time, this... This is both yes and no, there is no need to explain to the two elders, just push Catherine out and use this as an excuse to change the subject.

When he pointed out Catherine's identity, the two elders and Zhang Chulan were very surprised. They didn't expect that this doll had such a profound background.

Catherine stepped forward and bowed to the two elders, saying, "Greetings, Senior Tianshi. My name is Catherine, and I'm from Flamel College. Grandpa asked me to come here to visit you."

"Who is your grandfather?" the old Taoist priest was puzzled.

Hearing this, Catherine realized her mistake and said, "Sorry, I forgot to mention that my grandfather's name is Zeta. When you came to visit the academy, you talked to my grandfather several times."

When he heard the name Zeta, the old Taoist priest remembered it immediately and stroked his long beard with a smile.

"So it's the descendant of an old friend!"

Then he looked at her with a more gentle gaze, just like Du Heng and Chu Lan, and asked, "How is your grandfather doing recently?" (End of this chapter)