The end of this quasi-emperor peak is coming

Chapter 30 Are we really not cultivating immortals?

"Dong dong dong."

Luo Yan was lying on the sofa watching TV comfortably. It was modern and comfortable, with internet and mobile phone. There was a knock on the door. Luo Yan looked towards the door and saw the person clearly through the security door. It was Ye Hai.

"Brother Luo, have you seen Ye Fan?" Ye Hai asked anxiously.

"Ye Fan? No! Hasn't he come back today?"

"When I went to pick him up from school today, the teacher said Ye Fan had been picked up. I thought it was his mother who took him away, but when I came back and asked, I found out it wasn't her.

So I want to ask you, have you seen Ye Fan go home?" Ye Hai asked anxiously. Behind him, Ye Fan's mother was on the phone, also feeling uneasy.

Luo Yan's spiritual sense immediately covered Da Nan City and soon discovered Ye Fan's whereabouts.

The reason for the disappearance was found. The monks on Earth discovered the jade on Ye Fan's body and kidnapped Ye Fan to interrogate the origin of the jade.

"Don't worry, Ye Fan is fine. I found him." Luo Yan first comforted the two of them, then took a step forward and disappeared into the community.

This scene startled the two of them.

"Little brother, tell your sister who gave you this jade?" The three Earth monks asked patiently. They seemed kind and friendly, but they tied Ye Fan to a chair. They didn't look like good people at all.

Ye Fan looked at them fearfully, tears welling up in his eyes, and he was obviously very scared.

These three people do not look like normal people. One has green scales on his face, one is holding a crutch with no flesh and blood on his palm, only bones, and the other one looks more like a normal person, but his eyes are glowing green, and he looks like he cannibalizes people.

"Uncle Luo gave it to me..." Ye Fan answered truthfully in fear.

"Who is Uncle Luo?"

Ye Fan blurted out without thinking: "Uncle Luo is Uncle Luo. I don't know what Uncle Luo's name is. This jade was given to me by Uncle Luo. He told me that it can ward off evil and avoid disasters!"

Ye Fan was not stupid and he guessed the extraordinary nature of this jade.

"What should we do? Should we take action?" The old man with the cane was worried, fearing that snatching the jade stone would offend an important person.

The man with green eyes was not afraid at all: "Of course we have to do it! We have already captured him, it is too late to say that we will not offend him! We might as well kill him and destroy the body, so that we don't have to worry about the so-called 'Uncle Luo' coming after us."

The woman with green unicorns on her face also agreed: "This person is so generous to give away this level of jade, he must have more on him! The Dao pattern in this jade is extremely important. If we can comprehend it, we will definitely gain great benefits!
Find an opportunity to investigate his identity. If he is an ordinary person, we will..."

"Then it's settled!"

Just as the three of them had made up their minds, a figure appeared in front of them out of nowhere.

"Who?" The three were shocked.

"It turns out they are a few little demons. I thought they were human cultivators."

"Pfft!"

The three people's pupils were shocked and they found themselves unable to utter a word. Their vision reversed and they only saw three headless corpses.

"Uncle Luo!"

Ye Fan opened his mouth and looked at the boss. In his impression, Uncle Luo was just an ordinary and amiable man. He never thought that Uncle Luo was so powerful that he could turn his palm into a knife and kill the three people easily.

Faced with this bloody scene, Ye Fan suppressed his fear and said, "Uncle Luo, are you an immortal?"

"Me? I'm not. I just practiced some martial arts. Do you want to learn?"

Ye Fan nodded quickly. "I'll teach you when you're in junior high school."

……

"Uncle Luo, I'm going to junior high school next semester! You promised to teach me how to cultivate immortality when I'm in junior high school!" Ye Fan knocked on the door early in the morning.

Luo Yan opened the door, Ye Fan ran into the room, dropped his schoolbag, sat down on the sofa, picked up the fruit on the desk and started eating it.

"Cultivate immortals? Cultivate what immortals? We must believe in science!"

"What I mean is that you said last time that you would teach me martial arts, the kind that can split stone with one palm!" Ye Fan jumped up from the sofa and demonstrated a few times, like a little master.

Luo Yan smiled and said, "That's hard work. It takes more than ten years to learn it! Are you ready for this tough battle?"

Ye Fan patted his chest and said confidently: "I'm ready!"

Luo Yan took out a secret book and handed it to Ye Fan, saying, "I have prepared it for you too! The martial arts in this secret book can help you effectively train your body and lay a foundation for martial arts training. You should train well according to the contents above."

Ye Fan stared at him blankly, with a puzzled look on his face, and tilted his head: "That's it?"

“Shouldn’t we do as it is said in martial arts novels, cleansing the marrow and opening up the meridians?” Ye Fan was looking forward to it.

"You know a lot! But it's not that troublesome. What is said in the TV series may not be correct! I still have three drops of precious blood here, which were left by a martial arts master in the past. Now I put them between your eyebrows. In the future, they will help you break the ancient taboos." Luo Yan forced out the three drops of blood and injected them into Ye Fan's eyebrows.

Ye Fan couldn't help but ask again: "Uncle Luo, are we really practicing martial arts instead of cultivating immortals?"

"Of course, we have to believe in science!" Luo Yan seriously took out three drops of magic liquid out of thin air in front of Ye Fan. This was the magic liquid from Polygonum multiflorum from Changbai Mountain.

"What is this?"

"A precious medicine! It's comparable to a fairy peach! It contains a powerful vitality that can revive the dead, turn bones into flesh, and bring the dead back to life!"

Ye Fan opened his mouth wide: "Uncle Luo, are we really not cultivating immortals?"

Luo Yan said sternly: "I told you to believe in science! There are no immortals in this world! All right, I will hide these three drops of divine liquid in your body, and it will protect you from death three times in the future!"

Not long after, Ye Fan jumped away holding the body refining secret book.

"The fruit hasn't been finished yet!" Luo Yan shouted behind him.

Ye Fan at the door responded: "No more eating! I'm going to practice martial arts!"

The donkey jumped onto the sofa, holding the half of the fruit that Ye Fan had left and started to eat it. While eating, he complained: "That kid really doesn't know the value of the fruit. This is a good thing! We can't waste it!"

How could Ye Fan not know it?
This thing is a divine vine seed that Luo Yan "picked up" when he passed by an extremely prosperous planet on his way from Beidou to Earth. He was so heartbroken that he accidentally blew up a planet.

Now, the seeds of the divine vine have revived under the watering of Luo Yan's quasi-emperor's blood, and have taken root, sprouted, and produced fruits of five colors.

This vine is called the Five Elements Vine. Although it cannot compare with the immortal elixir, and is not even a semi-divine medicine, it is a rare treasure in the world.

The fruit it produces contains fragments of the laws of the Five Elements. Long-term consumption can enhance one's understanding of the laws of the Five Elements. If one's understanding is high enough, one can even condense the laws of the Five Elements.

In addition, it can also subtly improve the physical condition of the consumer, and there is a chance of giving birth to an acquired five-element divine body.

After happily eating half of the fruit, the donkey said with some regret, "It's a pity that there are only a dozen fruits at a time..."

"But fortunately, this magical vine has absorbed the quasi-emperor's blood. It blooms every three days and bears fruit every half a month." The donkey was a little jealous. That was quasi-emperor's blood, which was in some sense a treasure comparable to the elixir of immortality!
If Ye Fan knew, he would definitely regret today's waste in the future.

(End of this chapter)