Douluo: The narration was modified and the plot began to collapse.
Chapter 52: Oscar, the stinky sausage, even dogs won’t eat it
Chapter 52: Oscar, the stinky sausage, even dogs won’t eat it
"The princess of the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Sect?!"
Dai Mubai and Oscar were shocked.
"The Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Sect is one of the seven major sects in Douluo Continent, and it is one of the top three sects. If Ning Rongrong is really the princess of the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Sect, why would she come to our Shrek Academy?"
Tang San shook his head and said:
"I don't know, but I think it's probably true."
Oscar's mind suddenly flashed with Ning Rongrong's beautiful face and graceful figure. He thought to himself that she was actually the princess of the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Sect. No wonder she was so noble, so beautiful, and so...
"Xiao Ao, Xiao Ao! Did you hear clearly what we just said?"
Dai Mubai pushed Oscar, and Oscar came back to his senses from his fantasy and said blankly:
"No, I didn't hear it clearly."
".Then I'll say it again, we have to avenge Fatty, but not now. We have to gain their trust, and when we grow stronger, we will stab them in the back and turn them into Star Furies. Do you hear me?"
Oscar was startled and a little scared.
Dai Mubai licked his lips and said:
"Then Xiao Wu will be Xiao San's, Ning Rongrong will be yours, and we will open the silver handkerchief together!"
Oscar glanced at the sinister Tang San and nodded nervously, but his face looked a little hesitant.
. . . . . .
The next morning, it was time for class.
Dai Mubai, Oscar, Tang San, Bai Yu, Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing, these seven people are all the current students of Shrek Academy. Of course, Ma Hongjun must also be counted. He is lying in the hospital, so there are only seven people who can come to class now.
Today, Flanders came in person to teach everyone. After yesterday's incident with the righteous eunuch, Flanders' image was finally restored a little, but only a little.
Flanders looked around and said in a deep voice:
"You are all great soul masters or even soul masters. When you go out in the future, you will inevitably have to fight with others in the wild. So the first lesson I will teach you today is survival in the wild!"
Then, Flanders pulled Oscar out and said:
"Your level is not high enough to maintain your condition without food for a long time, so how to find food in the wild is the key. More importantly, you don't have the courage to eat? For example, cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers. Eat them and you can survive. If you don't eat them, you will starve to death. What do you choose?"
"So, to test your courage, Oscar, summon the sausage!"
Everyone's faces changed instantly.
"Dean, don't!"
“Oscar’s sausage stinks!”
Flanders laughed and kicked Oscar. Oscar said with gritted teeth:
"Don't worry, I have been secretly experimenting at night. My sausages are not all stinky sausages. Sometimes the ones I summon are good. Don't worry, look at mine, a super invincible sausage!"
Bai Yu revised it again.
The next second, a stinky sausage appeared in Oscar's hand. Fortunately, Bai Yu was prepared. He took out a mask and gave it to Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong next to him.
Dai Mubai and Tang San hurriedly reached out to take it, but Bai Yu spread his hands and it was gone!
Dai Mubai and Tang San were vomited by the smoke.
Flanders was well prepared and taught the student a lesson wearing a mask:
"You're throwing up because of this? What if you go out into the wild and encounter even more disgusting food? If you don't eat it, you'll die. What will you do then? Eat them all! Who's going first?"
At this time, Oscar used the spell "I have a big sausage" and summoned a good sausage.
Of course, this is purely because Bai Yu did not make any changes, just like Oscar stayed up late at night to summon sausages, and Bai Yu did not have time to make any changes.
Only this time he didn't change because he had a plan.
Oscar was overjoyed holding the delicious sausage, and the scene of Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing eating his sausage appeared in his mind.
Flanders said:
"Ning Rongrong, you eat first!"
He was taking this opportunity to take revenge on Ning Rongrong for forcing him to abdicate yesterday. Ning Rongrong's face changed:
"why?"
Flanders said with a wry smile:
"Because you were born into the most noble family, you are the most pampered. When you encounter a bad environment, you are the first one who can't stand it, so you need to exercise more. Is this an acceptable reason?"
Ning Rongrong was speechless, but looking at the strangely shaped sausage in Oscar's hand, and thinking of Oscar's wretched look when he summoned the sausage, Ning Rongrong suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach, and she held her stomach and began to dry heave.
Oscar looked disappointed.
Flanders took the opportunity to laugh:
"You don't even dare to eat Oscar's sausages. You are really used to a life of luxury. Once you go to the battlefield, you will be the one who holds your companions back!"
Ning Rongrong was retching, unable to refute. But at this time, Bai Yu stood up and spoke out:
"Dean, this can't be blamed on Ning Rongrong, right? Didn't you see Xiao San and Mu Bai vomited just by smelling the smell? They both couldn't stand it, so how could Ning Rongrong stand it?"
Flanders eyes were sharp. In his heart, Bai Yu had always been an obedient person. He didn't expect that he would actually come out and sing against him!
"Bai Yu, what you said is wrong. I've already said that there must be more disgusting food in the wild. What if you can't survive if you don't eat it? Then you..."
Bai Yu interrupted:
"Dean, that's wrong. We are all soul masters, and we are not lone rangers. We rarely put ourselves in such desperate situations. And once we encounter a desperate situation where we can't survive without eating disgusting food, eating food or not is no longer the key. What you are talking about is just a low-probability event, and the probability is very small. Isn't it unreasonable to use this to teach everyone?"
"Besides, there are many soul beasts in the wild, and even more wild beasts. With the strength of a soul master, it shouldn't be a problem to catch one or two to eat. I don't think it's as exaggerated as you say. What's more, is there anything in the wild that is more smelly than Oscar's sausage?"
Upon hearing this, everyone nodded and agreed with it.
That’s right, even Gou Shi is not as smelly as Oscar’s sausage!
Flanders face twitched, unable to think of any rebuttal, he could only order Bai Yu with the authority of the dean:
"Bai Yu, you contradicted the teacher, so I punish you to run! No need to use your soul power, just run for me."
Flanders originally only wanted Bai Yu to run ten laps, but Bai Yu took the initiative to change it to one thousand laps!
"Go run a thousand laps for me!"
Everyone was stunned. Bai Yu was punished to run a thousand laps just for expressing his opinion, and he was not even allowed to use his soul power?
Are these teachers and students? Are these capitalists and slaves?
Ning Rongrong raised her head, very dissatisfied:
"Dean, is it over?"
Flanders didn't say anything, just looked at Bai Yu, meaning, why don't you run?
Bai Yu's face turned slightly pale, but he still turned around and said to everyone:
"Everyone, I'm just going to run. I'm just going to run."
As he said this, he ran outside. His expression, which concealed strength amidst his weakness, and determination amidst his helplessness, made Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing and Xiao Wu angry.
They looked at Flanders and said:
"Dean, Bai Yu is from the auxiliary department, you are trying to kill him!"
Flanders laughed and said:
"Then he can drop out of school!"
They gritted their teeth, caught up with Bai Yu, and said:
"You're standing up for us. You can't be the only one to be punished. We'll run with you!"
Bai Yu frowned and scolded:
"Nonsense! Go back now!"
The three girls shook their heads and said firmly:
"No, we are companions, aren't we?"
Bai Yu was stunned for a moment, looked at the determined eyes of the three women, and nodded slowly.
Seeing the four people running away, Dai Mubai and Oscar looked at Tang San.
Should we run?
(End of this chapter)
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