Douluo: The narration was modified and the plot began to collapse.
Chapter 5 Tang 3: Master, please be my husband!
Chapter 5 Tang San: Master, be my husband!
Tang San stretched out his hand, preparing to reveal his hidden arrow. Suddenly, an inexplicable impulse surged into his heart, and Tang San's legs suddenly softened, and he knelt on the ground with a plop!
Then, Tang San suddenly supported himself on the ground with his hands, leaned down, and hit the ground with his forehead, making a bang!
The concierge who was looking down on others and the indignant old Jack were both stunned. Old Jack said in shock:
"Xiao San, what are you doing? We may be poor, but we have backbone! Get up!"
Tang San seemed not to hear and continued to kneel on the ground and kowtow.
He just felt that it was fun, comfortable and justified to knock it!
The concierge was so stunned that his CPU burned out for a moment, and he stammered:
"You, don't think that if you kowtow to me, I will let you beggars in."
[System Tips: There is a time limit for mental modifications~]
The voice of the system rang in Bai Yu's ears, and Tang San's eyes suddenly blurred. Then he found himself kneeling on the ground, and he couldn't help but get furious.
Why the hell did I kneel down and kowtow? What a shame!
He looked at the doorman, his eyes full of anger. It must be this guy who did this. I'm going to kill him!
[Plot: Tang San was furious and prepared to kill the doorman with a hidden weapon.]
Bai Yu suddenly had an idea and changed "器" to "号".
Tang San's eyes were filled with anger, he raised his sleeve arrow and aimed it at the gatekeeper, just as he was about to fire, he suddenly roared:
"The front wheel does not turn, but the back wheel turns Smecta!"
Old Jack: “?”
concierge:"??"
What the hell? ? ?
Seeing that the doorman was fine, Tang San became even more furious and roared again:
"I love you walking down a dark alley alone!"
The doorman was horrified, wondering if this guy was a psychopath!
Otherwise, let the college teacher handle it.
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang came over, and seeing that the atmosphere was not right, he hurriedly asked:
"What happened?"
Old Jack had long suspected that Xiao San was mentally abnormal because of her inferiority complex. Seeing Yu Xiaogang talking, he thought he was the leader of the college, so he walked up with the certificate.
After reading it, Yu Xiaogang nodded and said:
“It is indeed a work-study student.”
After saying this, he looked at the concierge and asked:
“Are you discriminating against others?”
At this time, Tang San yelled again:
"Oh, oh, it's not smooth. If you don't slide a little, I can't miss it!"
Yu Xiaogang: "???"
The concierge looked as if he had seen a ghost, and said:
"That's it. He suddenly started yelling and saying all sorts of weird things!"
Yu Xiaogang's mouth twitched, he looked at Old Jack and Bai Yu, and asked:
"What's going on with him?"
Old Jack was also confused, but Bai Yu coughed twice and said:
"He is more emotional, maybe he will be fine after waiting for a while."
Yu Xiaogang: "."
"Ahem, okay, you two follow me, I'll take you to report."
Old Jack watched Tang San and Bai Yu walk into Notting College, tears in his eyes, and shouted:
"Xiao San, Xiao Yu, you have to work hard!"
Soon, the three of them were walking and chatting, and Bai Yu used the excuse of going to the bathroom to avoid the conversation.
He had to hide. If Yu Xiaogang pointed out on the spot that Tang San had twin spirits, and he heard it, wouldn't Tang San and Tang Hao hate him?
When Yu Xiaogang saw Bai Yu leaving, he thought to himself that he must accept these two innate full soul power as his disciples, so he could start with Tang San.
"Tang San, can you show me your martial spirit?"
Tang San looked hesitant, and after Yu Xiaogang's persuasion, Tang San finally released the Clear Sky Dog, and then farted.
Yu Xiaogang was stunned. This is the disciple God gave me!
"Tang San, are you willing to take me as your master?"
[Plot: Tang San was shocked by Yu Xiaogang's words and was ready to recognize Yu Xiaogang as his teacher]
Bai Yu, who was hiding in the dark and peeking, held back his laughter and changed "teacher" to "master".
Suddenly, Tang San knelt on one knee, with a sincere face, looking at Yu Xiaogang with affectionate eyes.
Yu Xiaogang was stunned. Why are you kneeling on one knee and why are you looking at me with such affectionate eyes?
At this time, Tang San said affectionately: "Master, I love you. From the first time I saw you, I fell deeply in love with you. I love your sexy beard, I love your bright bald head, Master, please be my husband!"
Yu Xiaogang:
Bai Yu, who was in the dark, almost suffered internal injuries.
Yu Xiaogang's CPU completely exploded. Looking at the affectionate Tang San, he was as shocked as if he had eaten two kilograms of Lao Ba's secret hamburgers.
"I. You. Ah?"
Yu Xiaogang screamed. It turned out that Tang San saw that he refused to agree, so he knelt on his knees, rushed over and hugged his thighs.
"Master, please let me bow down before your wise boots!"
Yu Xiaogang:
[Plot: Yu Xiaogang was shocked by Tang San's proposal, rejected it, and gave him a serious lecture.]
Although the three free chances had been used up, he had a lot of points, so in order to watch the show, he exchanged for a basic modification opportunity and changed "No" to "Yes".
Anyway, you can get 1 point for every redemption and every modification. There is no cost at all. It is exclusively for those who like fun!
Grandmaster was about to sternly reject Tang San, but when the words came to his lips, he suddenly saw that Tang San's young face was so handsome, and Tang San's dark blue hair was so pleasing to the eye. It seemed that having such a little Nanliang as a wife would also suit my Yu Xiaogang's XP!
"Tang San, I promise you!"
Tang San was overjoyed:
"really?"
Yu Xiaogang nodded and said affectionately:
"Yes, Tang San, don't worry. Although I am old and have accomplished nothing, I will never let you down! From today on, you and I are destined to be a couple, and I will treat you well."
Tang San seemed to have transformed into Tang Daiyu, and said delicately:
"That's great, husband. I love you so much!"
The master also said gently:
"Great, Xiao San, your martial spirit is exactly the same as mine, that's all bullshit, we are a match made in heaven! My martial spirit is Luo San Pao, from today on, you will be called Tang San Pao!"
"Tang Sanpao? What a great name!"
The two looked at each other affectionately. At this moment, Bai Yu came over from a distance and shouted:
"Hey! Xiaosan! What are you doing?"
Tang San and Yu Xiaogang were suddenly shocked, their eyes became clear, and then they both looked like they had seen a ghost.
"what!!"
Tang San jumped up from the ground and slapped himself twice without saying a word!
"What nonsense am I talking about?!"
Yu Xiaogang was so angry that his beard was shaking, and he slapped himself.
"I, I, Yu Xiaogang, have lived for most of my life, and I actually, actually did such a thing to a child."
Both of them condemned themselves in their hearts.
Bai Yu pretended to be confused and said:
"You two have red faces, what happened?"
"No!!"
Yu Xiaogang and Tang San shouted in unison.
The two looked at each other, and Yu Xiaogang said:
"Tang San has already accepted me as his master. He was just accepting me as his master!"
Tang San echoed:
"That's right, I have already become Master's disciple!"
The two of them reached a tacit understanding in an instant that this matter must not be told to anyone, absolutely!
Bai Yu looked as if he had suddenly realized something, and asked:
"Just become my disciple, why are you two so red in the face?"
Yu Xiaogang was choked by his own saliva and coughed for a long time before saying:
"Because I'm too excited, yes, too excited. Bai Yu, since Tang San has already worshipped me as his master, why don't you worship me as your master as well?"
Tang San nodded. At this moment, he and Yu Xiaogang were on the same front. He also said to Bai Yu:
"Xiaoyu, let's become your disciple together!"
Bai Yu looked at the blushing Yu Xiaogang and asked:
"So what can you teach me?"
Yu Xiaogang puffed out his chest and said proudly:
"The Ten Core Competitive Theories of Wuhun!"
[Plot: Yu Xiaogang wants to use the martial arts spirit's ten core competitive theories to trick you into becoming his disciple]
Bai Yu silently changed "ten" to "ten thousand".
(End of this chapter)
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