Douluo: The narration was modified and the plot began to collapse.

Chapter 36 Xiao Wu, you like me, don't you?

Bai Yu opened the door and saw Xiao Wu standing at the door. She was tall and full of energy. A cute little bag was hanging on her slender waist, and her long legs in pink stockings were extremely eye-catching.

I have to say that the grown-up Xiao Wu is much prettier than when she was a child. She looks moist and lively at first glance.

Xiao Wu put her hands on her waist and said:
"Hurry up, I've packed my things a long time ago. I don't want to wait for you at the school gate with Tang San. That guy has used you as an excuse to get close to me!"

In the past six years, Tang San liked Xiao Wu more and more, while Xiao Wu hated Tang San more and more, which made Tang San fall deeper and deeper, and he had become half a bootlicker. And the unrequited love made him mentally ill, and he could do some abnormal behaviors without Bai Yu's modification.

Specific manifestations include but are not limited to: sneaking a peek into Xiao Wu's room every night under the pretext of looking for Bai Yu, staring at Xiao Wu's beautiful legs while eating in the cafeteria and forgetting to eat, meeting Xiao Wu during combat training, not washing hands after training, and rewarding himself with hands that still had Xiao Wu's scent when he returned to his room
Of course, most of the things were only known by Tang San himself, but Xiao Wu's sixth sense still made her extremely disgusted with Tang San.

Bai Yu opened the door and said:

"Pack up, let's go."

Seeing that there was no one behind Bai Yu, Xiao Wu couldn't help but wonder:
"Huh? You don't have anything with you? Not even money?"

Bai Yu pointed to the soul guide on his waist, where all the things were.

Xiao Wu suddenly realized, and Bai Yu glanced at the bag Xiao Wu was carrying, felt the feedback from a jade pendant on his chest, and sighed silently.

He spent 1 points to exchange for this jade pendant. Its function is to sense all those who are secretly monitoring him. It has a very large range and can directly detect the soul power of the monitor regardless of the level difference. It can also be used as a detector to directly detect the specific levels of other people.

Now Bai Yu felt that Tang Hao had been secretly monitoring him, so he sighed.

He originally wanted to buy a soul guide for Xiao Wu, which would be much more convenient. But Tang Hao had been secretly monitoring her, so he couldn't give it to her because he couldn't explain where it came from. He couldn't say he picked it up in the Soul Hunting Forest, but the Star Dou Great Forest was probably the same.

Moreover, Tang Hao could see Xiao Wu's true identity. Bai Yu even suspected that if he had not deliberately kept a certain distance from Xiao Wu, and if he had not been Tang San's good brother in public, Tang Hao might have already attacked him and Xiao Wu.

While thinking, Bai Yu and Xiao Wu walked to the school gate to meet Tang San, and the three of them left Notting College together.

Tang San walked on Bai Yu's left side, Xiao Wu walked on Bai Yu's right side. Tang San really wanted to talk to Xiao Wu, but Xiao Wu avoided him. However, Bai Yu strolled leisurely, not affected by their emotions at all.

Tang San, who couldn't find an opportunity, had to find a way to create one. He said to Bai Yu:
"Xiao Yu, there are obviously several better academies willing to recruit you unconditionally, why do you and Xiao Wu want to go to Shrek Academy with me?"

Xiao Wu snorted in her heart, who wants to go with you, I’m just following Xiao Yu.

Bai Yu smiled and said:

"Xiao San, have you forgotten the agreement we made six years ago? Wherever you go, I will go."

Tang San was stunned when he heard this and was so moved that he almost cried!
An accident also occurred when he was hunting for the second soul ring. The seven hundred year soul ring turned into a seven year soul ring. Although his second soul skill [Soft Muscle and Numb Bone Fart] can make the opponent who inhales his fart become soft and the soul power dissipate, it still only has the power of three farts and cannot be replenished in a short time.

Therefore, no academy was willing to accept him. It would be more accurate to say that he had no choice rather than choosing Shrek Academy.

Xiao Wu, who was on Bai Yu's right, felt a bit complicated after hearing this. On the one hand, she liked and even fell in love with Bai Yu, who valued friendship and loyalty, but on the other hand, she hated Tang San very much.

"It would be great if Bai Yu's good brother wasn't Tang San!" Xiao Wu thought secretly.

The three of them walked to Nottingham City and hired a carriage, chatting as they drove. Of course, it was mainly Bai Yu who chatted with the two of them separately.

On the way, they also encountered an internal conflict in a caravan. Several guards of the caravan were tempted by the wealth and prepared to kill others and rob them when no one was around. However, they were run into by Bai Yu and his men.

In order to show off in front of Xiao Wu, Tang San jumped out of the carriage without saying a word, summoned Haotian Dog, and shouted:
"Farting is like being imprisoned, imprisoning the heavens and locking the earth!"

This is what he learned from Yu Xiaogang. He didn't accept it at first, but gradually, he felt that his martial spirit was nothing anyway, so he might as well make his fart more impressive.

When Haotian Dog farted, the group of guards suddenly felt their movements slow down, as if someone was pulling their hands and feet.

Then, Tang San shouted again: "Farting is like surrendering a weapon, a fart that makes your muscles and bones numb!"

Haotian Dog farted again. This time, the guards felt their whole bodies go numb, their limbs go weak, their soul power is lost, and they no longer have the ability to fight.

Tang San wiped his nose with a smug look on his face. When he was about to go back to the carriage, he found that the other people in the caravan had also lost their ability to fight because of his fart.

Tang San:"."

Forgot, I am aoe damage.

In the carriage, Bai Yu poked his head out and said with a smile:

"Xiao San, take care of it and catch up quickly. We will slow down and wait for you!"

After saying that, Bai Yu retreated back into the car, while Xiao Wu said with a disgusted look on her face:

"His spirit skills are disgusting. Besides, is it really necessary to go through so much trouble to deal with a group of guys whose spirit power is only at a few levels?"

Bai Yu really wanted to follow Xiao Wu's words and complain, but after thinking about it, he remained silent.

Seeing Bai Yu was silent, Xiao Wu rolled her eyes, and suddenly took Bai Yu's hand, smiling and saying:
"Xiao Yu, you don't like men, do you?"

Bai Yu: “?”

Xiao Wu pinched Bai Yu and said cunningly:

"So since you don't like men, then you like me?"

Bai Yu: “???”

what logic?

Xiao Wu said:

"Think about it, since your sexual orientation is normal and I'm the girl closest to you, then you must like me, right?"

Bai Yu: “???”

I see. Xiao Wu is hinting at me.

No, it should be considered as an explicit statement. With Xiao Wu's attitude towards me in the past six years, everyone can see that she likes me. Especially Tang Hao, he must know it, and he knows Xiao Wu's true identity, so he must covet Xiao Wu's spirit ring and spirit bone.

Xiao Wu and I are so close, Tang Hao must be afraid. The reason why he hasn't taken action to eliminate the hidden danger is because Tang San and I have a good relationship. Also, because I am waiting for Xiao Wu to grow up, I have deliberately kept a distance from Xiao Wu for six years.

In other words, in Tang Hao's opinion, Tang San still has a chance to pursue Xiao Wu.

After figuring this out, Bai Yu sneered in his heart and planned to find an opportunity to turn Tang San into Eunuch Tang.

Well, it would be best if Xiao Wu took the initiative to show her affection to Tang San, and let Tang San feel that Xiao Wu liked him and was pursuing him, and then at this time, Xiao Wu would kill little Tang San, hehe.
It's exciting to think about!

Thinking of this, Bai Yu suddenly came up with an idea and said to Xiao Wu:

"Xiao Wu, you like me, right?"

(End of this chapter)