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Chapter 102 Aspiring to be a Soul Master, Dashi sleeps in the toilet
Chapter 102 Aspiring to be a Soul Master, Dashi sleeps in the toilet
"Big wet, what's going on?"
When Tang San and his companions returned to the academy, they were a little dumbfounded when they saw the soldiers from Soto City patrolling outside the village.
The big man who came to pick them up said in a deep voice:
"The public security has been bad recently. In order to protect you, the Lord of Soto City has specially sent guards to strengthen public security."
Tang San suddenly realized. He didn't expect that our Shrek Academy was so prestigious that the Lord of Soto City would take the initiative to send soldiers to them.
Oscar asked:
"Master, are Bai Yu and Dai Lao Da back?"
Dashi said casually:
"Bai Yu and Xiao Wu are back, but Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun are not yet."
As soon as he finished speaking, Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai suddenly appeared on the path in the distance. Ma Hongjun saw Tang San and the others and shouted in surprise:
"I broke through level 30! I broke through level 30!"
Tang San and Oscar showed joy on their faces, while Dashi was frozen in place.
All the students of Shrek Academy have broken through to level 30, but he is still stuck at level 29. How shameful!
Yu Xiaogang secretly clenched his fists, and suddenly felt an unprecedented sense of urgency in his heart.
Soon, Flanders learned about Ma Hongjun's breakthrough and rushed over with a look of surprise:
"Very good, very good. How did you break through?"
Ma Hongjun's face froze. He glanced at Zhu Zhuqing and the others who had rushed over, then looked at Yu Xiaogang and Tang San, and did not speak for a while.
Flanders was dissatisfied:
"You hid it from me?"
Ma Hongjun said with a stiff upper lip:
“That was the time when I broke through!”
"that?"
Everyone was confused, but when they saw Dai Mubai's expression, they suddenly understood.
Xiao Wu and the other two girls cursed inwardly and left quietly. Flanders was silent for a second and was about to speak when Yu Xiaogang asked:
"You were able to break through at that time? Didn't you die?"
Ma Hongjun didn't know why the master asked, but he still suppressed his anger and said:
"I can't sleep without that thing? I broke through it with my hands, what's wrong?"
Yu Xiaogang fell into deep thought.
At this time, Bai Yu said casually:
"Master, is there a possibility that the cultivation of martial spirits is related to the cultivation environment? For example, the poison martial spirit uses poison to cultivate, and the fat man's martial spirit is the evil fire phoenix, so he broke through when he was doing that thing?"
Dashi suddenly realized and said:
"I also think so!"
Bai Yu: "."
You think so again?
Yu Xiaogang really fell into deep thought.
However, he couldn't figure out this problem for the time being, so he planned to sleep in the study tonight and stay up late to study this theory.
[Plot: After your advice, Yu Xiaogang decided to sleep in the study tonight]
Bai Yu changed "study" to "latrine".
At this time, Flanders said:
"Everyone go and rest. I will take Ma Hongjun to hunt for spirit rings tomorrow."
Everyone nodded.
That night, Dai Mubai, who had not played enough during the day, quietly got up and wanted to go out to eat fish. Suddenly, he saw a light in the toilet.
Dai Mubai was stunned. Who would turn on such a bright light in the toilet at this late hour?
Thinking of what Dashi had said during the day about the recent poor public security, Dai Mubai wondered if a thief had sneaked in.
So he walked over quietly, entered the latrine and saw that the uncle was reading with a lamp, leaning against the shit-yellow wall.
Although he was holding the book in his hand, he had already fallen asleep, nodding his head like a chick pecking at rice.
Dai Mubai was shocked and said:
"Master? Why are you reading in the toilet?"
Yu Xiaogang was frightened awake, and suddenly he lost his balance and fell into the manure pit next to him!
Plop! Puff! Crack!
Dai Mubai's face froze, he ran out covering his mouth and vomited.
Immediately afterwards, Yu Xiaogang’s wailing was heard from the toilet.
The noise quickly woke up Flanders, Tang San and the others. They rushed over, only to see Dashi coming out of the toilet, his body covered in a mixture of solids and liquids. "Ugh!"
Xiao Wu and the others vomited immediately.
Flanders thought of the days and nights when Yu Xiaogang lay in his arms, and almost vomited.
"Xiao Gang, what are you doing?!"
Yu Xiaogang pinched his nose and said in a muffled voice:
“I found inspiration in Ma Hongjun. In order to break through the Soul Venerable, I deliberately practiced in the toilet because the environment here is particularly suitable for my Luo Sanpao.
Everyone was confused. Is this even possible?
A fanatical expression appeared on Yu Xiaogang's face:
"I feel like it's working. I'm sure I'll become a Soul Master soon!"
But his face was covered with shit, which made everyone vomit again.
Flanders mouth twitched wildly:
"Alright, alright, go wash up, don't do this anymore."
"No, I won't come out until I break through to Soul Master!"
Flanders: "?"
Everyone: "??"
Everyone subconsciously looked at Tang San, wanting him to persuade their teacher.
However, Tang San clenched his fists at this moment, and he felt something burning on his face.
What a shame! How embarrassing!
This is more embarrassing than pooping in public. This is eating shit in public!
How could I have such a teacher, ugh!
Tang San wanted to sever the teacher-student relationship with Yu Xiaogang at this moment, so how could he persuade him?
[Plot: Tang San is very dissatisfied with Yu Xiaogang sleeping in the toilet]
Bai Yu changed "dissatisfaction" to "satisfaction".
Suddenly, Tang San said sincerely:
"Teacher, you are right, I think so too!"
Everyone: "???"
A fanatical expression also appeared on Tang San's face:
"My martial soul is a dog, and dogs love to eat shit. If I practice in the toilet, I will definitely get twice the result with half the effort. Teacher, I will live in the toilet with you from now on. We will not come out until you break through to Soul Venerable and I break through to Soul Sect!"
Yu Xiaogang held Tang San's hand tightly as if he had found a confidant.
"Okay, we are united as master and disciple!"
He wiped the shit off Tang San's hand.
Everyone vomited completely and quickly fled the place.
Even Bai Yu didn't have the courage to look at the scene in the toilet with his golden eyes, for fear that he would not be able to eat the next day.
The next day, Flanders got up early, called everyone together, and said:
"While Tang San and Xiao Gang haven't come out yet, let's set off to the Xingdou Great Forest!"
Everyone nodded. This was a good idea, so that those two guys wouldn't follow us!
So Flanders led the team, Bai Yu, Dai Mubai, Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing to the Xingdou Great Forest to help Ma Hongjun find the third soul ring.
And Bai Yu is ready to do something mischievous.
The next night, Flanders hunted a bird of the right age for Ma Hongjun to absorb. While Ma Hongjun was absorbing it, Bai Yu was also thinking about how to modify it.
"Change the age of the soul ring? It's hard to say. Ma Hongjun's martial soul has already mutated. What if the age of the soul ring is lower and the negative times the negative become positive?"
After thinking about it, Bai Yu changed Ma Hongjun's third soul skill "Phoenix Wings Flying" to "Phoenix Wings Licking and Flying".
After a while, Ma Hongjun opened his eyes, and the purple soul ring was shining.
Before Flanders could ask what his third soul skill was, fiery red wings suddenly grew out from Ma Hongjun's back and carried him into the sky.
Flanders pushed his glasses and said happily:
"It actually has the ability to fly? Not bad, not bad!"
However, as soon as Flanders finished speaking, Ma Hongjun suddenly swooped down and flew towards a big tree with an enthusiastic expression, as if he had seen some delicious food.
Under the big tree, there was a pile of shit that was excreted by some unknown animal and had not yet dried.
(End of this chapter)
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