Douluo: Blade Template, Death Omen is Coming
Chapter 89 Bunny Girl Tang 3amp Reshapes Shrek
Chapter 89 Bunny Girl Tang San & Reshaping Shrek (Together)
"Oh my god! I already thought I was abstract enough, but I didn't expect this person to be even more important! An innate abstract holy body!" Someone in the crowd exclaimed, with surprise and mockery that were hard to conceal in his voice.
"Man and bunny girl, hehe, it's not impossible. The lights are off, it's dark and I can't see anything. ~" Another voice sounded, with a hint of malicious laughter, as if the man quite enjoyed the scene in front of him.
"Fuck, Bu Le, you are really hungry, buddy, you are fine with this???" the person next to him teased, joking with his friend, and felt incredible about the scene in front of him.
"A free circus? What the hell is that bunny girl in front of me?"
"It's so disgusting! We are seeing a ghost in broad daylight!" someone else shouted, his tone full of shock and disbelief.
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Tang San stood there, expressionless, but the shame in his heart was probably overwhelming.
At this moment, the crowd gathered around, and it was very noisy! People were pointing and talking, some were laughing, and some were confused and curious.
Obviously, he had never seen such a strange sight. Tang San was dressed as a bunny girl, with heavy makeup on his face, thick eye shadow, and bright lipstick. He looked like a clown.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings that highlighted his uncoordinated body lines, and red high heels that clearly didn't fit him, making him look shaky with every step he took.
The most eye-catching thing is his fake breasts. For some reason, one is bigger than the other. The asymmetrical shape looks extremely funny in everyone's eyes.
Tang San stood there, becoming a laughing stock in everyone's eyes. He became the best spice in this farce.
That scene was simply amazing!
It is a completely absurd street comedy. Every detail of Tang San is full of exaggeration and funny, which makes people laugh.
Moreover, the spectators all said that their eyes had been polluted. The visual impact was like spicy chili sauce that burned the eyes, making people feel painful but unable to stop.
They rushed around to tell everyone, eagerly sending messages to their best friends, shouting, "Come and see, I can't have this to myself, you have to come and suffer this too!"
For a moment, this unexpected performance blocked the originally spacious streets of Soto City!
Vehicles could not pass, but pedestrians came in an endless stream. Everyone looked curious and excited, wanting to see this rare "spectacle".
"Haha! It's fun! I just like this scene. Hey, you little jerk, you performed well. I'll give you an extra punch today as a reward!"
At this moment, Xiao Wu was standing on a gorgeously decorated chartered car. Her laughter was as clear as a silver bell, and her eyes were full of mischief and joy.
She looked left and right, clapping her hands from time to time, she was so happy.
Isn’t this scene sensational enough?!
The noise, screams and laughter from the crowd formed a unique symphony, making the whole street boil.
I just don’t know if I can see the blade that she has been thinking about day and night in the crowd!
This is her ultimate goal!
Xiao Wu was secretly expecting something in her heart. Her eyes moved among the crowd, hoping to find that familiar figure.
My heart beat faster involuntarily, because of the excitement about the chaos, as well as the nervousness and anticipation of possibly meeting that person.
But soon,
A trace of barely perceptible disappointment flashed across Xiao Wu's face. She glanced through the crowd several times but still found no trace of the blade.
But she was not angry, and she was not someone who gave up easily. She just felt that she had not worked hard enough and had not hyped up the scandal of this little bastard to the point where the whole continent would know about it!
If this news could spread to every corner, how could Ren remain indifferent?
Moreover, she remembered what the mysterious Blue Silver sister had once told her, and knew that Blade would definitely come back here.
This belief made her cheer up and the light of hope rekindled in her eyes.
So, she raised her hand decisively and ordered Tang San in an unquestionable tone:
"Let's go around Soto City again, let more people see this great show, and then we'll set off for Shrek! Let's go around there too!"
After Xiao Wu's order was given, the taxi driver Tang San immediately gritted his teeth and ran. The vehicle started slowly and continued to move forward along the streets and alleys of Soto City.
Xiao Wu maintained an elegant posture while secretly swearing in her heart that she would find the blade no matter what, even if it meant turning the entire continent upside down.
And at this moment,
On the outskirts of Shrek Academy, there was a tense atmosphere hidden in the silence.
Blade, Blue Silver Emperor, and Zhu Zhuqing stood on a mound with a wide view, quietly overlooking the entire academy. Their figures cast long shadows under the setting sun, looking particularly solemn.
Compared with the dilapidated scene in Ren's memory, the current Shrek Academy is completely new.
Although the college is still located in the rented small village, it is obvious that many places are being actively constructed and developed.
On campus, new buildings are gradually replacing old buildings. Although they are still under construction, we can already foresee the grand blueprint for the future. The hard work of the workers is sprinkled on this land full of hope.
Although the college's faculty is not strong, the arrival of the enrollment season has attracted many children from ordinary families with dreams to come here, hoping to find their place in Shrek College. The students' eyes are also full of desire for knowledge and infinite expectations for the future.
Frank was not among the receptionists, but other teachers were standing at the entrance of the academy, seemingly greeting every student who came to register with the most sincere smile.
At first glance, they are dressed in neat teacher uniforms or distinctive teaching uniforms, and use warm words and encouraging attitudes to try their best to make every freshman feel the warmth and tolerance of Shrek Academy.
At this moment, Blue Silver Emperor, who had known the situation for a long time, smiled and said softly:
"The teachers in this college are quite knowledgeable. They have relaxed the threshold for recruiting students and no longer set any restrictions. As long as there is a heart willing to learn, anyone has the opportunity to step into this palace of knowledge."
“Tuition fees have also been adjusted to the lowest level, which can almost be said to be universal education.”
She paused, glanced at the busy figures, and continued, "Besides, these teachers dare not slack off at all now."
"They impart knowledge and answer questions in class, and in their spare time, they actively use their abilities and identities to earn extra money, and all of this income, without exception, is invested in the continued development of the college."
"At the same time, scholarships were set up as required to reward students with excellent academic performance and high moral character. This is undoubtedly a form of repayment, returning the blood sucked from ordinary people in society for so many years to society in another form."
There was a hint of amusement in the Blue Silver Emperor's eyes. He turned to Blade and said respectfully, "Master, now is the peak enrollment season here. Although this academy is not well-known outside, these recent reform measures have undoubtedly attracted the attention and footsteps of countless children nearby like a magnet."
She pointed to the expectant new students and parents and continued, "Look, do we need some specific instructions on these matters? If necessary, I can immediately send a message to all the teachers to gather and listen to your instructions."
Hearing this, Ren's eyes simply swept downwards and landed on the long queue outside the gate of Shrek Academy.
After a while, he slowly spoke:
"I'll leave everything here to you."
Blade's eyes turned slightly, as if he remembered something, and then said:
"I remember you mentioned a repertoire to me before."
Upon hearing this, Blue Silver Emperor blinked playfully, a sly smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he nodded slightly:
"Well, yes. Considering that some of the first few students at Shrek Academy had bad behavior and serious problems, I specifically asked Frank to conduct a trial for those students according to his original admission requirements." She paused, a hint of teasing flashed in her eyes, and continued: "However, I have a small change. I plan to replace Zhao Wuji, who was originally in charge of the trial, with Zhu Qing."
"This way, she can satisfy her wish to teach that student named Dai a lesson, and also get some practical experience~"
Upon hearing this, Ren raised the corners of his mouth slightly and nodded.
"Tang San will be here soon."
Ren said softly, with a hint of anticipation in his tone, and one could even faintly hear him chuckle softly.
"Haha. I'm really looking forward to his performance."
Upon hearing this, a glimmer of curiosity flashed in Blue Silver Emperor's eyes, and she asked softly:
"Master, are you going to take action yourself?"
Blade shook his head slightly:
"No need. He can't even take a punch from me right now."
"A matchup like that doesn't make any sense to me."
He paused, his eyes seemed to penetrate into the distance, and then said:
"There's another person beside him, let her and Zhu Zhuqing have a fight."
"This kind of competition may be more interesting."
Ren thought of Xiao Wu, the girl who always appeared in the image of a pink rabbit. Her various tricks and changes were indeed unexpected.
Recently, her performance in the "Abandoned by Friends" mission has made her role-playing progress continue to rise in small increments.
All this made Ren feel a little surprised.
Lan Yinhuang naturally knew that the blade was pointing at Xiao Wu. She smiled slightly and recalled:
"Yeah, that little girl is really interesting."
"I gave her some life-saving gadgets so she can perform without any worries."
"Her tricks are really hard to guard against sometimes, and she is also quite good at being a hooligan!"
There was a hint of appreciation in her smile as she continued:
"On the way to Soto City, we heard some interesting stories about her. Thinking about it now, I still can't help laughing."
A sly look flashed in Blue Silver Emperor's eyes, and he suggested, "Besides, I think we can let that little girl help supervise some things at Shrek Academy in the future."
"With her here, the lives of some special students in the academy will definitely be more lively and colorful~"
Ren didn't say anything, his expression remained calm. As always, he maintained an attitude of acquiescence towards the arrangements made by the Blue Silver Emperor.
After all, he didn't intend to interfere too much in these details.
Since he had already entrusted the matter to Blue Silver Emperor, he let Blue Silver Emperor handle it with peace of mind.
Zhu Zhuqing, who was standing by, had been listening quietly. Occasionally, a gleam of light flashed in her eyes, showing her interest in the conversation.
Because of the Blue Silver Emperor, she naturally knew something about Tang San, Xiao Wu and the others. Especially when she heard about the trial, her competitive spirit was immediately ignited.
Zhu Zhuqing couldn't wait to speak, with a hint of excitement and determination in her voice:
"Master, leave this trial to me! I will definitely let Tang San, Dai Mubai and the others deeply experience what true terror is!"
Her eyes were filled with excitement and she couldn't wait to show her strength in the trial.
Zhu Zhuqing's tone was full of confidence, even with a hint of arrogance:
"Don't even mention the time it takes to last an incense stick. They can't even last ten seconds! I must teach them a lesson and let them know that there are always people better than you!"
After all, she still wanted to give that promiscuous bastard Dai Mubai a good beating!
In response, Ren's expression remained indifferent, and there was no emotional fluctuation in his bloodshot eyes. He didn't seem to be interested in these specific arrangements.
His eyes simply lingered on the building of Shrek Academy, thinking about the future plans.
After a long while, he slowly spoke, his voice calm and powerful:
"Zhu Zhuqing, go and test them."
"The mistakes of those teachers cannot be ignored."
"Follow the mission. You can escape the death penalty, but you can't escape the punishment of life."
There was a hint of coldness in Ren's voice. Soon, he turned to Blue Silver Emperor and said slowly:
"Blue Silver Emperor, call them out."
"It's been a long time. It's time for me to try my fist myself."
As soon as the words fell, Blue Silver Emperor's eyes lit up instantly when he heard that Master Blade was actually going to take action himself, and his excitement was beyond words.
She nodded quickly, and uttered a series of nasal "hmms", expressing her absolute support for Blade's decision:
"Master, I will find a suitable place for you right away, so you can punish them with peace of mind!"
The Blue Silver Emperor was full of respect and was very much looking forward to what was about to happen.
She could already foresee how shocking and powerful the blade's attack would be. After all, it had been a long time since she had seen the master really attack! !
When Zhu Zhuqing saw this scene, she felt an irrepressible surprise in her heart.
In her memory, the master's blade moves were always so graceful and deadly, and every movement was like a carefully choreographed work of art, pleasing to the eye and breathtaking.
However, in this world, there are only a few people or things that can really provoke him to take action. No, there are none at all!!
Therefore, Zhu Zhuqing was naturally eager for the opportunity to witness her master demonstrate his skills with her own eyes.
Even these teachers, in Master Blade's eyes, could be solved with just a flick of the finger, but even so, she still longed to see that wonderful scene.
The excitement in her heart made Zhu Zhuqing make up her mind immediately. She was no longer satisfied with the original ten-second plan, but became more radical:
"In just 2.5 seconds, I will take care of all those guys, including Dai Mubai!"
This was not just empty talk, because after hearing that her master was going to take action himself, she quickly came up with a strategy on how to repel the opponent within 2.5 seconds.
The answer was clearly presented in her mind, that is to use her lightning speed to directly attack the opponent's vital parts without giving the opponent any time to react! !
What kind of Tang dog, whoever wears a dog, will be beaten up! !
(End of this chapter)
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