Reborn mosquito, wreaking havoc on your life!
Chapter 4: The island nation once again becomes a laughing stock
Chapter 4: The island nation once again becomes a laughing stock
Its daybreak.
The University of Tokyo, Dormitory Building No. 3.
Some students were still deep in their dreams, while others got up early.
In the bathroom, the sound of running water and the friction of toothbrushes against teeth are intertwined.
Miyazaki Kawa, a sophomore student majoring in missile engineering, woke up from his sleep in a daze.
"Baga! Why is it so itchy?"
As soon as he woke up, Miyazakikawa felt an unbearable itching on his arms.
Take another closer look.
A huge red swelling appeared on his arm from a mosquito bite.
"ah?!!"
For a moment, Miyazaki felt like the sky was falling!
I remembered that the TV news yesterday was saying that there was a mosquito carrying the impotence virus.
He won’t be unlucky enough to meet her, right?
"What? Yamaguchi-kun, you were bitten too?"
Miyazaki was surprised to find that his roommate was also bitten and started scratching his arm as soon as he woke up.
There were four people in a dormitory, and all of them were bitten by mosquitoes!
There is obvious redness and swelling on the arm.
At the same time, from the dormitories in Building 3, there were ghostly howls:
"Baga! I was bitten by a mosquito! My arm is so itchy!"
"I didn't have a morning erection this morning. I'm not going to win the lottery, am I?"
"Let me tell you a ghost story. The student group said that everyone in the three dormitories was bitten!"
"Oh my god! This is so scary! I need to find my girlfriend to test whether I have won the prize."
Early in the morning.
The hotels near Jingdong University are overcrowded.
College students brought their girlfriends to book a room:
"Boss, open a luxury suite."
"Boss, give me a king-size bed room!"
"Boss, give me one, quick, quick!"
The hotel owner was stunned!
No!
It’s seven o’clock in the morning, and you couples are in such a hurry to get a room?
Young people are awesome!
Energetic!
The empty hotel rooms were snatched up.
"Boss? Are there any rooms left?"
Miyazaki Kawa arrived late with his freshman girlfriend.
"You are so lucky, young man, there is only one left, but the price is...
"how much is it?"
"Twenty thousand yen."
"Baga! Why don't you go rob?"
"What do you think I'm doing now?"
"?????"
Miyazakigawa gritted his teeth and booked the last available room.
His heart was bleeding as he had lost half a month's living expenses!
"Hurry up."
Miyazakigawa pulled his girlfriend and hurried up the stairs.
When the hotel owner saw this, he smiled meaningfully.
"Young people are really hot-tempered!"
One minute later.
Miyazaki Chuan came to check out.
"Boss, check out!"
"Ah? Didn't you just book the room?"
The hotel owner looked at the young couple with a strange look.
"Oh, it's hard to put it into words."
Miyazaki was disheartened.
"Break up!"
To make matters worse, his girlfriend also chose to break up with him.
"Stop, Zhiyin, I love you so much!"
"You love me! It's over in a second, who would want to be with you?"
My girlfriend turned and left without any reluctance.
No woman likes impotence.
"Ah no!!!!"
Miyazaki sat limply on the ground, feeling as if the whole world had collapsed. The hotel owner lowered his head, forcing himself to hold back his laughter.
Examples like Miyazakigawa's are just a microcosm of many students from island countries.
When students woke up in the dormitory building No. 3 of the University of Tokyo, their world had collapsed!
They were horrified to discover that they had become impotent!
"Ahhhhhh! I want to die!"
"Damn it! The doctor said he couldn't find the cause and can't cure it for now!"
"An entire dormitory building was wiped out!"
"No! Not a single student from the Chinese language department was bitten by a mosquito!"
"Ah? Is that true? Who said that?"
Countless people went to confirm it with students majoring in Chinese.
They were shocked!
There is really no redness or swelling on these arms from mosquito bites!
Some people can't help wondering:
"Why? Why don't mosquitoes bite you?"
“Can learning Chinese help you avoid mosquito bites?”
"That mosquito doesn't bite people who can speak Chinese?"
"Huh? You know what? Your guess sounds reasonable!"
Thus, a legend began to circulate at the University of Tokyo.
Learning Chinese can prevent mosquito bites!
Chinese language classroom.
Professor Okajima slacked off at work as usual and taught Chinese to students as usual.
The Chinese Department is relatively unpopular and not that popular at the University of Tokyo.
On weekdays, there are only about 20 to 30 students in a class.
Therefore, Professor Okajima was very relaxed in class on weekdays and often slacked off, letting students study on their own.
And this time.
When Professor Okajima came to the classroom, he was shocked!
Look around.
It’s packed with students!
Not only was the classroom crowded, but people were also standing outside the classroom, queuing for dozens of meters.
"what's the situation?"
Professor Okajima was stunned!
When did he become so popular that his Chinese class is so overcrowded?
"What are you here for?"
Professor Okajima asked in confusion.
The scene was packed with thousands of students who answered in unison:
"Teacher! We are here to learn Chinese! I love Chinese. If I don't learn Chinese, I will die!"
"???????"
Professor Okajima pinched his arm hard to make sure he was not dreaming.
Who in the family understands?
After thirteen years of teaching, the unpopular course suddenly became the most popular course in the whole school!
No more slacking off at work!
Yasukuni Shrine.
Headquarters Manager Onizuka Tomoaki, who had been on guard all night, rubbed his sleepy eyes.
"Damn it! Why didn't that mosquito show up?"
Headquarters Manager Tomoaki Onizuka started to curse.
The Metropolitan Police Department mobilized all its police forces to set up a tight net at the Yasukuni Shrine.
结果
Nothing gained!
Although a lot of mosquitoes were killed, based on the characteristics of the corpses, it was not the mosquito carrying the impotence virus.
"Where did that mosquito go?"
Just when Onitsuka Tomoaki was confused, he received a call.
Then, he felt like the sky was falling!
"idiot!"
Onitsuka Tomoaki was so angry that his eyes were about to burst, and he screamed in rage:
"That mosquito appeared at the University of Tokyo! In the dormitory building No. 3, more than students were all infected with the strange disease of impotence!"
The scene is silent!
All police officers felt unprecedentedly aggrieved!
They stayed up all night guarding the Yasukuni Shrine, but the mosquito ended up going to the University of Tokyo?
Ah ah ah ah ah!
It’s so irritating!
"Five hundred students at Tokyo University suffer from impotence at the same time!"
This news quickly made headlines in thousands of foreign media outlets and caused an uproar around the world.
Netizens from all over the world laughed like crazy:
"Six! I can't find any other adjective besides six!"
"I thought the Yasukuni Shrine was the end, but I didn't expect it was just the beginning!"
“How could a mosquito drive a developed country to this extent?”
"It's so funny! Don't underestimate mosquitoes! Even with the advanced technology of modern humans, mosquitoes have never been truly eliminated!"
"Ask the Japanese people how much psychological trauma they have? Beware of fire, theft and mosquitoes, hahahaha!"
There was a burst of laughter.
The island nation has once again become the laughing stock of the world!
(End of this chapter)
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