The protagonist is a little crazy.

Chapter 47: How about Bimawen? This is a top-notch official position
"Daluo? Oh no! Pangu"

Listening to Su Chen's description of the immortal, the monkey stared blankly and uttered two words.

According to the monkey's cognition, it seems that only Pangu fits this description.

Glancing at the stunned monkey, Su Chen smiled, shook his head and said:

"It's not even Pangu yet, just the most basic immortal."

"I am Sun *%**%@"

Faced with Su Chen's answer, even the monkey who had been cultivating himself for thousands of years could not help but become elegant and easy-going.

What you think is the pinnacle turns out to be just a small starting point in other people's future plans.

The impact from both front and back made the monkey unable to hold back for a moment.

"I, Old Sun, have no right to control what you think."

After a gentle and easygoing speech, the monkey calmed down and said:
"This time, I, Old Sun, came to you to ask for a job."

"Are you looking for me to be your official?"

Listening to the monkey's words, Su Chen smiled and asked back:
"If you want to get an official position, shouldn't you go find those old bastards?"

"Come to me, what kind of official position can I give you?"

"tsk"

The monkey smacked his lips when he heard the sound, tilted his head and looked at Su Chen and said:

"You are pretending to be ignorant when you are talking to me, Old Sun, right?"

"They want to give it to me, but I don't want it."

The monkey curled his lips and said again:

"I am the first monkey besides you to have completed the foundation building process."

"Is it not too much to come to your door to ask for an official position?"

"Not too much!"

He was the first person to be taught the immortal arts, and the first to knock on the door to immortality and complete the foundation building.

The request made by the monkey is not excessive at all.

In fact, it can be said to be completely normal.

If you have made achievements, you should be rewarded.

Looking at the complacent monkey, Su Chen thought for a moment and said with a smile:

"What kind of official position do you want, you monkey?"

Before the monkey could answer, Su Chen continued to ask and answer himself:
"How about Bi Ma Wen? This is a top-notch and exclusive official position."

"呲"

Question: What's the quickest way to piss off an angry monkey?
Answer: Shout Bimawen loudly in front of him!
As expected, as soon as the three words came out, the monkey was so angry that his teeth grimaced.

He gnashed his teeth, groaned for a while, and finally said in a bad voice:
"You kid, you only know how to tease me, Old Sun!"

"Can the things written in Journey to the West be taken seriously?"

Bi Ma Wen! This word also depends on who is shouting it.

If you change to an enemy, the Monkey King’s three sticks will teach you how to reincarnate.

If it were a friendly force, it would be a magical weapon used to tease monkeys.

Haven’t you heard how many times monkeys have been called plague monkeys?

In the end, the Monkey King didn't swing his stick to hit.
The monkey glared at Su Chen, who was grinning, and said unhappily while waving his furry paws:
"Change it! Change it."

"What do you want to replace it with?"

Looking at the monkey with eyes wide open, Su Chen smiled again and said:

"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven? Or the Fighting Buddha? Or something else?"

When he said he was Bimawen, he was just saying it to amuse the monkey.

You can't really give the position of Bimawen to a monkey.

Really sealed, the monkey will probably be angry to death in the middle of the night.
Listening to Su Chen's words, Monkey curled his lips and said in a muffled voice:
"They say they are here to ask for an official position, so they will definitely follow your arrangements."

"But first, I'll make it clear that you are not allowed to make fun of me, Old Sun."

Just in case, the monkey decided to get a vaccination first.

Otherwise, he would really be given the title of Bimawen.

In that case, the monkey would probably be so angry that he wouldn't be able to eat.

Glancing at the monkey that was grunting and glancing at him, Su Chen pondered for a moment before slowly speaking:

"Whether it's the Great Sage Equaling Heaven or the Fighting Buddha, there's no need to specifically ban you." "How about this, you take the position of Dharma Protector?"

Regardless of whether the first two titles are authentic or not, they have been labeled as unique by the monkey.

When these two names are mentioned, people subconsciously think of monkeys.

It is equivalent to a nickname that the monkey made up with his own ability.

In this case, there is no point in him granting amnesty.

It would be better to choose a name that the monkey does not have and pardon him.

"Dharma protector?"

Listening to the position Su Chen mentioned, Monkey carefully considered it and said:
"Isn't this the job of the three-eyed creature in Journey to the West?"

"It's about the same overall, except that he's not the guardian of heaven."

Su Chen did not deny it, but pointed out the difference directly.

The idea of ​​appointing a monkey as a guardian was indeed derived from Journey to the West.

The post of protecting the law requires powerful military force.

Nowadays, monkeys are the strongest force.

It would be perfect for a monkey to be this official.

"It can't be that he is not the guardian of heaven."

Hearing the differences pointed out by Su Chen, Monkey subconsciously narrowed his eyes.

A pair of small monkey eyes showed an eagerness to try.

Looking at the monkey's appearance, Su Chen said without hesitation:
"The guardian of the immortal sect, or the guardian of the mysterious sect!"

"In the future, immortal techniques will surely spread throughout the known universe, and all living beings may become my disciples of Xuanmen."

"You are now appointed as the guardian of Xuanmen. All Xuanmen disciples are to be supervised and disciplined by you."

After these words were spoken, the eagerness in the monkey's eyes became even stronger.

Looking at the monkey who couldn't help but smile, Su Chen smiled and asked again:
"So, are you satisfied with this position?"

"Satisfied! Of course I am satisfied."

The monkey, whose mouth had been hooked, nodded repeatedly, with an undisguised smile on his face.

For monkeys, it doesn’t really matter whether the official position is high or low.

What’s important is whether you have face when you go out to meet people!

If you have enough face when meeting people, even a monkey of low rank will be happy.

On the contrary, no matter how high the rank of the monkey is, it will not be of interest to them.

Don't believe it? Look at the Monkey King and see if he has any rank.

If we have to define it, this official is a super-class person.

I don't have any rights, but it sounds good and looks respectable when I go out and meet people.

The same principle applies to the guardian of Xuanmen.

Supervising all the disciples, Monkey already had a picture in his mind.

No matter what king or disciple you are, as long as you are a being who has cultivated immortal magic.

When I, Old Sun, am in a good mood, you and I can be friends as equals.

I, Sun, am in a bad mood, so you have to behave yourself and behave like a disciple!

If you show some courtesy, we can live in peace.

If you are rude, hehehe.
The Monkey King’s golden cudgel likes unruly rebels!

The monkey was in a good mood after receiving the official position. He glanced around to see that there was no one around and said slowly:
"I, Old Sun, would like to ask, how are you going to deal with that girl?"

Listening to the monkey's incoherent questioning, Su Chen was a little unresponsive and asked:
"Which girl are you referring to?"

There are too many girls that Monkey can call girls, especially the recently added little Azhui.

Among the already numerous candidates, there are more options.

Seeing Su Chen's genuine expression, Monkey quickly added:
"The surname Di! The one from Heaven."

"You mean Reina?"

"Yes, that's her."

Seeing Su Chen coming to his senses, the monkey nodded and lowered his voice:
"I, Old Sun, will make it clear to you first. Jiuzhou and Tiandao have a blood debt."

"I, Old Sun, have remembered this blood debt for 1,400 years!"

(End of this chapter)