The protagonist is a little crazy.
Chapter 169 Monkey: Blown, Blown
Chapter 169: Monkey: It's blown, it's blown.
"You guys are so stupid yet cute."
Looking at the identical clarity and stupidity of everyone, Liang Bing, who was just watching silently, couldn't help but say something.
After listening to Liang Bing's words, Qiangwei quickly came to her senses and asked:
"Teacher, may I ask what you just said?"
Without the ice cream cone, the Time and Space Rose naturally became the best prey for Liang Bing.
After spending this period of time together day and night, the relationship between teacher and student has made great progress.
Of course, Liang Bing's intention was indispensable.
Fortunately, the slacking monkey is too lazy to care about these trivial matters.
According to the monkey, whether it is a chance or a bottomless abyss, the future path depends entirely on what she chooses.
The right choice is a matter of chance and fate, and Lao Sun is willing to bless her.
If you choose wrongly, you will fall into the bottomless abyss. The Great Sage will clean up the mess!
Facing Qiangwei's question, Liang Bing naturally would not hide anything; but before speaking, she still glanced at the monkey on the side.
After seeing that the monkey did not move, Liang Bing slowly spoke:
"I don't know if you are really stupid or just pretending to be stupid. Do you really not know the great reputation of these two people in your family?"
"If these two cough even once, the entire known universe will shake three times."
"Looking at all the gods in the heavenly civilizations, who would dare to go against the wishes of these two?"
While Liang Bing was frantically encouraging Hou and Su Chen, she was quietly observing Hou's reaction.
After seeing that the monkey looked normal, Liang Bing continued to speak:
"Wherever he went, the gods greeted him with praises and bowed down to him."
"Not even the so-called King of Gods deserves such treatment."
When talking about the King of Gods, Liang Bing couldn't help but deliberately slow down her speech and pronounce her words carefully.
Although there weren't too many fluctuations, one could still hear the resentment mixed in it.
"hiss"
"It's so scary."
Hearing Liang Bing's words, everyone in the Xiongbing Company took a deep breath.
Having grown up listening to stories about the Monkey King, they believed in their hearts that the Monkey King must be a being beyond the ordinary.
After joining the Xiongbinglian and witnessing a series of events, his childhood thoughts resurfaced and became more and more unquestionable.
Everyone thought that they had imagined the Great Sage to be as powerful as possible.
Now, after hearing what Liang Bing said, I suddenly felt that my imagination was too much.
Just like an old farmer in the field, he imagines that the emperor will use a golden hoe.
ummm
It is also possible that it is not that people’s imagination is too poor, but that the Monkey King is really too powerful.
As a result, people could not imagine the power of the Great Sage.
"It's not that exaggerated. It's not that exaggerated."
Facing Liang Bing's crazy flattery, Monkey waved his hands with a satisfied look on his face and said:
"It's all just rumors. I'm not that idle."
The seemingly humble but actually admitting words made everyone gasp again.
For a moment, even the temperature in the room rose slightly.
So, you just aren't that idle.
Instead, Liang Bing was deliberately exaggerating and promoting it.
Looking at the stunned Xiongbinglian, Liang Bing elegantly crossed her legs and said slowly:
"Take the Taotie in front of us for example, if these two are willing to come out and let us know."
"Look at the so-called gods, who dares to step into the Chiwu star system?"
"Not to mention the Chiwu star system, even the entire Milky Way is a restricted area!"
"sizzle"
I don’t know if it was because Liang Bing’s words were too shocking, or if everyone’s CPU had crashed the first moment.
He sat there in a daze, hissing unconsciously.
Looking at the expressions of the crowd, Liang Bing's lips curled up into a faint smile; she elegantly picked up the coffee and took a sip, quietly waiting for the Xiongbinglian people to restart the CPU.
After a long time:
Except for Ice Cream Cone, everyone else waited for the CPU to successfully reboot and go online again.
Looking at the ice cream cone that was still down, Qiangwei called out softly:
"Qilin? Qilin Qilin"
"Ah? Ah! Ah" a confused voice sounded, and Ice Cream came back to his senses.
It’s not that Ice Cream has a small brain capacity, nor is it that Ice Cream’s reaction is slower than that of Qiangwei and others.
All I can say is that the deeper your understanding, the greater the shock you will face when you get the answer.
Although he knew that the dog man and the monkey were very capable, he himself was targeted by other people with bad intentions.
But as the exclusive ice cream cone for the person next to me, I never expected that this man and this monkey would actually dare to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace!
Moreover, based on the key elements extracted from Liang Bing’s speech just now.
seem
Even if these two caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace, no Buddha could suppress this man and monkey.
This
Who can help translate ice cream? Is this a surprise?
Translate, translate, is this a fucking surprise?
Come! Who can help translate?
Feeling Rose's earnest gaze, he turned back to look at everyone who was looking at him; Ice Cream spread his hands and said innocently:
"Don't look at me. I don't know either."
"I am just a woman, how can I understand these things?"
Faced with the perfect excuse of ice cream, the eager eyes of several people dimmed a little.
But some people understand human nature, while others only understand accidents.
Facing Liang Bing's description, Ge Xiaolun asked again:
"In this case, can we ask the Great Sage to inform them?"
"Based on what Teacher Liang Bing just said, it's just a matter of one word from the Great Sage."
"Xiao Lun!"
Before Liu Chuang could speak, Zhao Xin quickly gestured to Ge Xiaolun's mouth.
But unfortunately, the words had already been spoken, and it was too late for Zhao Xin to remind him.
"tsk"
After hearing this, the monkey, who was originally in high spirits, smacked his lips, turned his head and glanced at Ge Xiaolun, and said indifferently:
"Let's not talk about it, it's just a matter of one sentence."
"Just looking at the reason, why should I, Old Sun, help you to inform you?"
Hearing the monkey's words, Ge Xiaolun was stunned; then, under the silent pressure from everyone, he gritted his teeth and said:
"Great Sage! Don't help us, help Jiuzhou."
"Help Jiuzhou? Tsk!"
Hearing this, Monkey smiled coldly and said disdainfully:
"That sounds good, but does Jiuzhou need help from others?"
"Great Sage, what you said."
Seeing Ge Xiaolun wanting to say something else, Monkey decisively interrupted him:
"I, Old Sun, have seen all kinds of natural and man-made disasters since ancient times."
"But so what? Kyushu all survived, right?"
“This land has never relied on others.”
"Jiuzhou has never needed anyone's help."
The monkey remembered something, shook his head indifferently and said softly:
“Lean on the mountain, and the mountain will fall.”
"If you rely on people, they will run away."
"In the end, the only one you can rely on is yourself."
Listening to the monkey's words, Ge Xiaolun was obviously still unwilling to give up and said:
"But."
"No buts!"
Monkey glared at Ge Xiaolun coldly, and then said in a cold tone:
"Unless you can come up with enough reasons to convince me and this girl's man."
"Otherwise, this war."
(End of this chapter)
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