The protagonist is a little crazy.
Chapter 139 Ice Cream: A Dog Man with a Head Full of Garbage
Chapter 139 Ice Cream: A dog man with a head full of garbage.
"Yes!"
As Ice Cream spoke grandiosely, the man and the monkey looked at each other shiftily.
After one glance!
The monkey quickly retracted his gaze, and then said with an expression of finality:
"Get the job done!"
"You two can handle the rest by yourselves. I, Old Sun, will not get involved~~"
The monkey hummed a cheerful little tune, and Ice Cream felt a chill in his heart just by listening to it.
Even though a bad man will never harm you, it doesn't mean he won't do other things.
For example, when the two of them first got together, a shameless dog man insisted on exchanging ice cream for a police uniform.
For example, at some point in the past, a dog man who didn't know etiquette insisted that Ice Cream call him daddy.
Another example, cough cough.
In short, these bad men have done so many bad things.
Especially when targeting ice cream in private, the dog man is really a dog
Ice Cream looked up, glanced away, and shook his head, looking like a monkey who didn't care about anything.
After taking another look at the man with a playful expression, Ice Cream felt as if he had been cheated again?
But the facts were right in front of us, and for a moment Ice Cream couldn't tell where he had been cheated.
"Great Sage."
"dog man"
"You two."
After thinking it over again and again, Ice Cream finally chose to trust his own feelings.
A smart ice cream maker can always find hidden problems from side details.
Facing Ice Cream's questioning, Monkey no longer had the same expression as before and said:
"I, Old Sun, have completed my mission. Ask your man about the rest."
At this moment, the monkey didn't have any worries at all, even his tone was full of relaxation and joy.
Seeing the monkey's completely different tone, Ice Cream frowned and said:
"Great Sage, can you be more reliable?"
"Why is I, Old Sun, so reliable?"
The monkey rolled his eyes when he heard the sound, and then said:
"As for the remaining key matters, I, Old Sun, really don't know."
"The Five Thunders Method is a magical method that this brat researched."
"Only this brat himself knows the necessary conditions."
"Even if it is necessary to engrave the inscription, I, Old Sun, just learned about it after discussion."
Although he had completed the mission and withdrawn, Monkey did not really just leave it alone.
Faced with Ice Cream's questioning, Monkey gave a rough explanation.
It’s not that the monkey doesn’t want to explain in detail, it’s just that the monkey really doesn’t know.
The monkey just learned all of the above.
One before and one after, not much different from ice cream
"Come on, please start your performance."
Listening to the monkey's words, Ice Cream also knew that the information he could get from the monkey was limited.
His gaze turned decisively from the monkey to his own dog-man who was watching the show.
Facing the scrutinizing and suspicious gaze, Su Chen put on an unfathomable attitude and said:
"Although the immortal technique is powerful, it also requires a Taoist foundation to support the consumption of the immortal technique."
"You haven't established your foundation yet, so you can only resort to trickery to avoid the key points."
"To use such a secret technique to change one's fate, the conditions required are naturally extremely harsh."
Hearing this answer that was almost identical to the monkey's, Ice Cream immediately said with a stern face:
"Tell the important point!"
"Also, speak human language!"
"Don't talk nonsense. You don't understand what I mean by ice cream, right?"
Although Su Chen's words sounded very grand, in fact, there was not a single point in his remarks.
If placed in a certain industry, it is just standard repetition.
Ever since she got with that dog man, the ice cream is no longer as white as before.
Strawberry flavored ice cream, I'm already familiar with it.
Facing the threat from Ice Cream, Su Chen cleared his throat and said:
"It's probably just a minimally invasive surgery, with a magical pattern engraved on it." "Tattoo?"
"It's the pattern of immortal magic!"
"Cut~~"
Ice Cream rolled his eyes with disdain and complained unhappily:
"It's just a tattoo, but you can still make it sound so high-sounding."
"How long will this minimally invasive surgery you mentioned take?"
Listening to Ice Cream's complaints and inquiries, Su Chen estimated the time in his mind and said:
"About half a day? The exact time depends on the specific situation."
The time is too short and the expected effect cannot be achieved.
If you keep it on for too long, your skin will really become bald.
Half a day, just right, not too long or too short.
Both parties are happy and can exercise at the same time.
of course!
The above are just estimates, the specific time depends on the specific situation.
"Half a day?"
Ice Cream looked back at the training ground where noises could be heard from time to time, and then looked up at the sun in the sky.
After calculating the time in his mind, he began to check his training plan.
Looking at Ice Cream nodding and shaking his head from time to time, Su Chen decisively stood up and walked forward to carry the ice cream on his shoulder.
The sudden change in perspective made Ice Cream's heart tighten, and he quickly observed his angle and position.
Ice Cream clenched his teeth in excitement, almost squeezing out the words from between his teeth and asked:
"What do you want to do, you dog man?"
"Nonsense! Take it off."
Hearing the outrageous answer from her dog man, Ice Cream immediately struggled and shouted:
"Let go!"
"Let go, you hear me?!"
"I told you to let go, you bastard with a head full of crap!"
Even though he was shouting loudly and excitedly, the strength of his struggle was not that great.
The little hands patting my back back and forth seemed more like a silent urging from the ice cream rather than a deterrent.
ummm
The main point is that the body is far more honest than the mouth.
Feeling the strength of Ice Cream's struggle, Su Chen fixed it slightly.
Then he carried the ice cream cone and walked towards the dormitory without looking back.
Hearing the shouting and footsteps gradually getting farther away, the monkey who was dozing with his eyes closed suddenly said:
"There should be a meeting this afternoon. Can you come and attend it?"
"Not interested in"
Faced with the sudden meeting invitation from Monkey, Su Chen chose to refuse without thinking.
Even if you use your toes to think, you can guess what the so-called meeting means.
That's why Su Chen is even less interested in participating.
Instead of this, he might as well watch some ice cream training.
"Don't be so quick to refuse, listen to what I have to say."
Before the monkey's words could be fully heard, the shouting sound had already disappeared.
When I looked up in that direction, there was no one there.
There were only some dark energy fluctuations that had not yet dissipated, still hovering over the place where it had just stopped.
Looking at the dark energy that was slowly dissipating, Monkey shook his head helplessly and sighed:
"You are such a cool and cool kid. It would be great if I could be like you."
The monkey smiled bitterly and looked up at the sky, a hint of reminiscence appeared in his eyes as he murmured:
"Now it seems that I, Old Sun, am also a poor monkey."
(End of this chapter)
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