The protagonist is a little crazy.
Chapter 128 Chapter 128: Ice Cream: It’s hard enough to even get on the kang, and you still want to
Chapter 128: Ice Cream: It’s hard enough to even get on the kang, and you still want to sleep on the bed?
"Call in?"
"You still remember to come back for duty?"
"So you even know this is your home?!"
The roaring output rang out in the Super Seminary, causing everyone to shudder.
Especially those in the Xiongbing Company, they looked at each other in bewilderment and dared not speak.
Who could have imagined that Qilin, who was known for her kindness and generosity in the past, would have such a violent side?
Before anyone could think about it, violent words were heard again from a distance.
"Stay aside!"
"Stop getting in my way!"
"If you want to sleep in a bed, go find Ah Zhui, Lian Feng, and your new prey!"
"???"
Listening to this new round of speeches, Ge Xiaolun, Zhao Xin and others showed envy in their eyes.
It turns out that there can be such a quarrel between the gun carriage and the artillerymen?
not far away:
Looking at the cursing Ice Cream and the nonchalant Su Chen, the monkey clone stationed in the Super Seminary approached and said proudly:
"I'm not saying anything bad about you, but you did something dishonest."
"I, Old Sun, can't help you either, you'd better fend for yourself."
Glancing at the monkey who seemed to be watching the fun, Su Chen said unhappily:
"Why are you everywhere?"
"Look at what you said!"
Listening to Su Chen's words, Monkey immediately said unconvinced:
"If I, Old Sun, hadn't been watching over her these days, who knows what that crazy girl Liang Bing would have done!"
"You kid, why don't you know the good monkey's heart?"
"You shut up too!"
The sudden words made Monkey subconsciously shut his mouth.
He looked at Qilin with innocence, looking as pitiful as possible.
A pair of small monkey eyes blinked back and forth, as if proclaiming its innocence.
Facing the monkey's performance, Ice Cream also said in a disapproving manner:
"Stop whining here! You're always making me worry."
"Especially you, you are exactly the same kind of person as this bitch."
How to say?
You mean you've lost your mind?
When Ice Cream was training the monkey, he even knew to call you "you".
But is it still rational?
Ice cream is so arrogant that it even trains monkeys
Listening to the lecture from Ice Cream, the monkey immediately lowered his furry head.
He was counting the hairs on his right hand with his left hand, looking like a good and obedient monkey.
In fact, it is actually similar to Su Chen.
It goes in one ear and out the other.
"okay!"
"Everyone, reflect on yourself here!"
After glaring at the man and the monkey fiercely, Ice Cream turned and walked towards the training ground.
Looking at Ice Cream's back as he left, Monkey let out a long sigh and said with lingering fear:
"This little girl, is she always this fierce when she gets angry?"
"It's OK. No big problem."
Compared to the monkey's lingering fear, Su Chen seemed more relaxed and at ease.
He looked so nonchalant, as if he was not the one being scolded.
He waved and took out his exclusive parasol, and then put out his exclusive lounge chair.
"I'm not saying anything to you, are you so careless?"
Looking at the leisurely Su Chen, Monkey scratched his head in confusion and said:
"The girl is so angry, why don't you chase her and comfort her?"
"What's there to coax? Just get used to it."
In response to Monkey's words, Su Chen waved his hand indifferently.
The fact that you can get angry means that you are still within the self-regulation range of the ice cream.
Otherwise, it means that the ice cream adjustment range has been exceeded.
As for
It is not yet known what the specific tolerance range of ice cream is.
"you boy"
Looking at Su Chen who was already lying down, Monkey scratched his head impatiently and said:
"Such a good girl, if she gets angry and runs away, you won't even have anywhere to cry!"
"If she can be driven away by anger, she is not an ice cream cone licker."
"!!!"
Listening to Su Chen's speech, even the monkey was angry and said:
"Even though I am a monkey, I know that I should be kind and gentle to women."
"What are you doing?"
"Enough!" Looking at the monkeys jumping up and down around the parasol, Su Chen waved his hand to signal for silence before saying:
"From a normal person's perspective, you are an outlier, and so am I."
"Guess, ice cream?"
"Ah this."
Upon hearing this, the monkey froze in place.
Birds of a feather flock together. Monkeys know this phrase.
Monkey only thought that he and Su Chen should belong to the same category of existence.
But I never thought that ice cream should also be divided
Seeing the monkey frowning and thinking hard, Su Chen waved his hand to signal him to sit down and said:
"Behave yourself for a while. We have at least two more waves of people to deal with."
"There are more people? And there are two groups of people?"
Listening to Su Chen's words, Monkey frowned and asked:
"Who is so blind? Coming here at this time to get into trouble?"
It's not bad luck!
Almost everyone in the academy who was not deaf could hear what Ice Cream said just now, when he was scolding people and monkeys.
Any normal person should know that coming over to discuss business at this time would be asking for trouble.
Things that can normally be negotiated will most likely not be negotiated at this time.
Even if we manage to reach an agreement, it will definitely be bumpy.
In short! Now is definitely not a good time.
"Not always."
Facing the monkey's puzzled gaze, Su Chen said leisurely:
"Sometimes, taking advantage of an opportunity can be a good move."
"What's more, we have to deal with two aliens?"
"Alien? Sigh."
Listening to Su Chen's words, Monkey pointed at himself and said unhappily:
"You kid said that I, Sun, am an alien?"
"if not?"
Su Chen glanced at the grinning monkey and said calmly:
"Besides you, which other monkey can talk?"
"There are so many talking monkeys"
The monkey waved his hand, sat down unhappily and said:
"As far as mythology is concerned, am I the only monkey who can speak?"
"But so far, you are the only one whose myth has become reality."
"Bah!!!"
The unhurried words again caused the monkey to glare and bar his teeth in anger.
Fortunately, the monkey was too lazy to continue to argue about this issue.
After all, the monkey stationed in the academy now is just a clone.
The real body is currently still repairing his own Dabieye in Liangshan.
After a while of grinning, the monkey asked gloomily:
"I am a little curious, who are the two groups of people you mentioned?"
"Who is so blind as to dare to come here at this time?"
"You think it's not a good time, but in their eyes it's the best time."
After listening to Su Chen's answer, Monkey asked curiously:
"Just tell me, who are they?"
"What do you think?"
"How would I know?"
The monkey paused as he was speaking, rolled his eyes, and then asked, as if asking:
"and many more!"
"The ones you are referring to are not those two crazy girls Lianfeng and Liangbing?"
"You know and you still ask?"
"It's really them? Why are they here at this time?"
"Guess again."
"I am old Sun ****"
(End of this chapter)
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