Forest Farm 1985: Raise a bear cub to climb the mountain

Chapter 88: Up the Mountain and Down the Clamp

In order to kill the Pig God, Dai Song thought of many ways, including using bombs.

Ma Lei Zi is not a grenade, but a large firecracker that is two inches long and nearly four centimeters in diameter.

This thing is filled with enough gunpowder and the middle of the drum is wrapped with hemp skin. The explosion is like thunder, but the damage to wild boars is minimal.

There is only one purpose for using the bomb, and that is to disperse the wild boar gang and then find a chance to shoot the pig god.

"How is it?" Li Qinghai looked at Dai Song in deep thought, with a smug look on his face. "Let me tell you, I have been thinking about this trick for many years. Unfortunately, I never saw any trace of the Pig God. My old friends couldn't stand it and left one by one."

"Li Pao, you have a really good trick!"

Dai Song was not stingy with praise, and he raised his thumb for a long time, but then he took his hand back and pretended not to understand anything and asked,
"So what are we going to do after the collapse?

It would be fine if the pigs dispersed far away, but what should we do if the pigs rushed towards us?
Climb a tree?"

"Yeah! We have to climb the tree!"

“What if there are no trees around?”

"..." Li Qinghai's expression froze, and he couldn't say the word "give up".

"Li Pao, I also think that using the firecrackers is a good idea, but we need to think about it again." Dai Song dipped his finger in the wine and drew a very simple map of the mountain on the kang table.

"Li Pao, if the Pig God is destroyed by Ma Leizi here, where will it go?"

"It's hard to say. The main thing is, what the hell is this drawing you made? I can't understand it!"

Dai Song's mouth twitched, and he wiped the wine stains off the table.
"Well, Li Pao, if one of us hits its front or hind legs in advance, where will it run? With Li Pao's experience, he will definitely be able to catch it, right?"

"That's too easy to guess. If you break its front hooves, its front legs won't be able to support it, so it can only walk up the slope. If you break its hind legs, it will go the other way!" After Li Qinghai finished speaking, he looked at Dai Song and immediately slapped his thigh and realized, "You mean we should go to a fight!"

"Yeah!" Dai Song nodded.

The so-called hunting game actually means that hunters cooperate with each other, with some people driving the prey while others ambush along the way.

The hunter who drives away the prey is called a "gan zhang zi", and the hunter who ambushes the prey is called a "du zhang zi".

The hunter who wants to block the prey must be particularly familiar with the habits of the prey and the environment, so that he can successfully block the prey, otherwise it will be a waste of time.

"Li Pao, you have enough experience, so you can be the blocker! I am young and inexperienced, so I will do the heavy work." Dai Song saw that Li Qinghai had reacted and his eyes became eager.

Li Qinghai was asked to block the boars, on the one hand because of his experience, and on the other hand, he didn't have to run around to block the boars. He could just stay in one place and shoot. After all, Li Qinghai was old, so it would be inappropriate for him to chase the wild boars. If he failed, it would be too late for him to climb a tree.

Moreover, with the use of Ma Lei Zi and the cooperation of Er Han, the probability of successfully driving the Pig God to block the battle will be much higher.

Li Qinghai was stunned by Dai Song's coaxing, and he agreed with a flushed face. After that, the two of them drank to their heart's content. Dai Song slept directly at Li Qinghai's house and did not wake up until two o'clock in the afternoon.
"Come on Songzi, I almost forgot, take this 100 yuan."

"Hey, sorry to bother you, Li Pao! By the way, Li Pao, do you have any clips?" Dai Song wanted to clip some big leather for his wife, but only three small clips were not enough.

"Yes, do you want it?"

"Borrow it. Borrow it for a moment." Dai Song scratched his head with a smile.

"Hey!" Li Qinghai got off the kang, "Wait!"

After a while, Li Qinghai came back carrying a bunch of clips of different sizes, making a jingling sound.

"Are these enough?"

"That's enough!" Dai Song took it with both hands and sorted out the small clips inside. "I'll just pick up a big one and borrow a few small ones."

"Da Pi, are you ready to kiss that?"

"Kiss that?" Dai Song pretended to be stupid, "Please teach me, Li Pao."

Li Pao lay on the kang and started talking in a loud voice. Dai Song nodded repeatedly and clapped from time to time.

This made Li Pao very proud, and he waved his hand and said, "I don't need these anyway, so I'll give them to you!"

"How can I feel embarrassed about that?" Dai Song said politely.

"No?" Li Qinghai said as he was about to retract them, but when he grabbed the clamps, he felt that they were like being clamped by iron pliers and could not move at all...

Dai Song returned to Tuanjietun carrying a bunch of clips. It was already dark, so Dai Song went to Xiangdongfang Store again.

This time he called Jiang Haohan's office.

"Hello, it's my uncle, Songzi."

"Oh? What's up, Songzi? You didn't do anything big again, did you?"

"Not really, but it will be soon."

"What?" Jiang Haohan's voice on the other end of the phone suddenly rose several degrees, "Songzi, uncle is telling you, last time your black bear was taken very seriously by our factory director, he was dragged to the cafeteria as soon as he was dragged back!
Guess what happened next? He even invited all the big bosses to come over!
Songzi, you are now a big shot in the factory, you know that, if you can still make big orders, my uncle can say that when you come to the factory, besides meeting the leaders, you can really walk sideways! "

"Hey, thanks, uncle! I can't say whether the goods are big or not, but the quantity is definitely enough."

"What are you thanking me for? We are all family! Because of you, my uncle is also benefiting from it! Hey, what do you want to talk to my uncle about?"

"Uncle, I'm running out of bullets. Can you give me some? And if possible, can you lend me a 56 semi-automatic rifle?"

"Sure! It's no big deal!" Jiang Haohan agreed immediately, "What do you want?"

"How soon will Uncle be ready?"

"Haha, you're really anxious, so let me go borrow it for you right now, and leave work early tomorrow to send it to you, okay?"

"Okay! Thank you, uncle!"

……

The atmosphere at home has become much more lively because of the addition of a TV.

But everyone's work efficiency has also dropped by more than one level.

When Dai Song returned home, dinner had not yet been prepared.

He looked at the adults and children who were laughing foolishly in front of the TV in the main room, and then looked at the flying dragon that had been thawed in cold water.

Dai Song curled his lips: This thing is similar to Shaban, finally I have a chance to show off my skills! !
While the Dai family was watching TV, Dai Song prepared today's dinner.

Although there were only two dishes, when Dai Song brought the two dishes to the table and asked everyone to eat, the expressions of the whole family instantly became alert.

"Why are you looking at me? Eat!" Dai Song gestured towards the dishes.

"Impossible! My brother can't even tell the difference between salt and sugar! He can't cook!" Dai Xiaoqian moved back immediately.

"You can learn if you don't know how to do it. Just give it a try and you'll know."

"Matsuko, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me. You're too freaking scary in this state!"

Dai Song curled his lips and glanced at his sister-in-law. "My brothers and I are going to go up the mountain in a while and kill some deer."

"Hey! Pine nuts! They smell so good! Come on, come on! Try it! This chicken fried with pine nuts is so delicious!"

"Brother, this is a flying dragon~" Dai Xiaoqian saw that Dai Bo's expression was not fake, so she also picked up the chopsticks and prepared to eat one. "Oh! It's delicious! Who cares what it is!"

Jiang Weiqun also took a bite, and then looked at the stir-fried sauerkraut and the cabbage, tofu and vermicelli stew in front of her with surprise. Although both dishes were very homely, they tasted really good.

When Xiao Yingying heard that it was her father who made it, she held the chopsticks in her little hand and clumsily scooped a piece of chicken into her small bowl. She took a small bite and her eyes immediately lit up.

"Good times~ Just like what mom made~"

"Is it real?" Tang Liping took a bite and her eyebrows softened.
"Xiao Wan! Come and try it, it tastes almost the same as what you made!"

Nan Chunwan was a little nervous, but when she saw Dai Song looking at her tenderly, all the nervousness in her heart turned into anticipation. She picked up a piece of diced chicken and slowly put it into her mouth.
It tastes salty and fresh, cooked to the perfect degree. With every chew, the unique flavors of the flying dragon meat and sauerkraut complement each other without overpowering each other.

"Delicious~" Nan Chunwan chewed it repeatedly, reluctant to swallow it.

When Dai Song heard his wife say this, he almost jumped up on the spot.

He immediately picked up another big piece and put it in Nan Chunwan's bowl, which made her a little overwhelmed.

"Eat more if it tastes good. Come on, Yingying, eat more too~"

Seeing the little girl's eyes full of anticipation, Dai Song immediately picked up another big piece and put it in her bowl.

The little girl was so beautiful that she shook her little head and kept admiring the small bowl, as if what she was looking at was not the dish but the most beautiful treasure in the world.

Everyone was dumbfounded, but sister-in-law Tang Liping was quick to react.

"Xiao Wan, Songzi saw how hard it was for you to cook, so she secretly learned how to cook, thinking of helping you share the burden~"

"Hey! That's right! Brother, you're fine~" Dai Xiaoqian immediately echoed.

This made Nan Chunwan feel a little embarrassed and she didn't know what to say.

Upon seeing this, the whole family tacitly agreed not to talk any more about this topic and left the matter to the young couple. No matter how they made a fuss, they all happily watched TV and ate their meals.

Just like yesterday, even though there were only two dishes for the meal, everyone ate for a long time and didn’t go back to their rooms to sleep until late at night.

The loss last night was really too great. Even though Dai Song had made up for it with a good meal at Li Qinghai's house during the day, he did not have a deep emotional exchange with his wife tonight. The two of them just chatted for a while in bed and then fell asleep in each other's arms.

When it was daybreak, Dai Song packed up his equipment and went up Gouzi Mountain with his brother.

Erhan was just getting down from the tree when he saw a figure swaying towards him. His black nose twitched slightly and his mouth suddenly opened wide.
Rushing towards Dai Song,
"Hang! Hang!"

"Hey hey!" Dai Song was almost knocked down by the nearly 200-pound idiot. He slapped its head in annoyance.
"Why are you so excited? We haven't seen each other for just two days!"

"Pulululu~" Erhan lay on the ground, holding Dai Song's leg, twisting his body in the snow.

"Alright, alright, stop being so coquettish and look at what this is!"

Dai Song took out his kiss and tied it around his feet.

His breast is wider and longer than usual.

After the two feet were tied up, there was still a lot of growth at the back, which was specially designed taking into account Erhan's height and width of the soles of his feet.

"call?"

Erhan came up to him, poked his head out for a long time, looked again and again with his little eyes, his black nose twitching so much that it almost fell off, and finally he just sat down on the snow, confusion written all over the little bear's face, what was this?
Dai Song took two steps in the snow and came to a small slope. He used the elm stick to push himself up and slid down.

Erhan seemed to understand what was going on. He flapped his four paws and followed closely with his head tilted.

"Ho~ho~"

Its cry is so happy, as if it is the one enjoying the speed.

When Dai Song stopped, it immediately pouted its lips, came over, stood behind Ban'er, clung to Dai Song's shoulders, rested its head on its paws, its little eyes sparkling with anticipation, "Hurry up, I want to skate too."
"Tsk, Erhan, you go down first. Look how heavy you are. When you come up, my head will tilt!"

"Hoo~ho!"

The two idiots don't even move.

"oops……"

Dai Song had no choice but to hug Erhan from behind, and the man and the bear took awkward steps forward in the snow.

Until they reached a slope, the man and the bear rushed down quickly. Erhan was suddenly very happy and kept roaring behind them.

But it is too timid. It is the one who wants to play, but it is also the one who is afraid.

When Dai Song was halfway down the slope and his speed increased, Xiao Erhan became so scared that his four paws became limp and he rolled off the platform.

Dai Song was sliding in front and Erhan was rolling behind.

At the end, Erhan directly surpassed Dai Song, his body fully stretched out, and he spun into the large snow pile at the bottom of the slope like a five-pointed dart.

"Erhan! What's wrong with you?" Dai Songsha asked anxiously in front of the snow pile.

"Pfft~"

Erhan poked out his little head, shook off the snow on his head, and looked at Qinna again. There was no longer a trace of curiosity in his little eyes, but only fear.

But it’s better this way, as Erhan is no longer holding them back for the time being, and the man and the bear can move much faster.

Erhan was good at climbing hills and ridges, and Dai Song had a connection with him, so they reached the middle of Bald Mountain before noon.

Bald Mountain is less than 1,500 meters above sea level, and the middle area is exactly Da Pi’s favorite living area.

Erhan had never seen Da Pi before. Although he could smell the scent, Dai Song couldn't be sure whether it was Da Pi or something else that followed him to the end. He had to patiently look for Da Pi's traces in the snow.

Fortunately, Dai Song was experienced and soon found a series of large leather footprints in a pine forest.

He quickly chopped off a pine branch from a nearby tree, asked Erhan to stop and wait, and walked alone to the footprints.

He dug a hole in the snow where the trail turned and placed the stretched clamp in it.

This thing called Da Pi is very vigilant, and it keeps repeating the same path back and forth.

Set the clips on both sides of the sudden corners of its footprint, and the probability of stepping on it is very high.

After setting the clamp, Dai Song then took out a piece of newspaper from his arms.

The newspapers have been processed in advance by Dai Song. In order to cover up the smell of ink on the surface, birch bark and pine branches are sandwiched between the newspapers and placed for two days. Now even if a fool smells it, his nose will not be overwhelmed by the smell of ink.

The role of the newspaper is to act as a "cover".

Dai Song first spread the newspaper flat on the snow, then grabbed a handful of snow from the side and melted it. The snow water wet the newspaper, and it soon froze again, turning the entire newspaper into a stylish but fragile thin surface.

Dai Song spread it on the snow pit and swept the snow with pine branches to dust off the smell. When Da Pi passed by, once he stepped on it, the fragile frozen newspaper would break in an instant, and Da Pi would fall into the snow pit and step on the trap.

After setting up one, Dai Song took Erhan, who was a little curious and impatient, to another place.

Erhan had already smelled the big leather footprints, and following it, Dai Song wandered around the Bald Mountain for two hours, setting up all the seven clips he brought.

Just when Dai Song was satisfied and was about to lead Erhan to slide back, a gunshot was faintly heard from behind the next hill.

(End of this chapter)