Forest Farm 1985: Raise a bear cub to climb the mountain

Chapter 80: Set a small goal for 2 idiots

Chapter 80: Set a small goal for Erhan
"Erhan is back!"

Seeing Erhan happily rushing towards the dying lynx, Dai Song could only shout and move aside.

Little Schoolbag's expression also relaxed a little at this moment, and seeing this he hurriedly chased after Erhan.

But he was short and had short legs, and bears can go uphill very quickly, so in the end he could only watch Erhan getting closer and closer to the lynx.

Erhan rushed forward with his lips pouted, his ears tilted sideways and his eyes full of sparkling stars.

Ever since the lynx jumped over its head, it has been feeling angry - what's the point of jumping around! I can just be smaller!
The lynx is in trouble now, so it must go and do something to it.

As the distance got closer, Erhan's pace gradually slowed down.

Dai Song's shouting continued to be heard from behind, and their ears just turned to the sides. Nothing could be more important than messing with the lynx's ears.

After confirming that the roe deer could only run, Erhan completely gave up the idea of ​​putting ears on them. How stupid!

But it had just seen how ferocious this thing was!

Moreover, the ears are pointed with a tuft of black hair on them. I have never seen such ears before. It is so new!

"Huh! Huh!" But when he got close, Erhan hesitated.

Although it was very anxious at the moment, all the suffering it had suffered in recent times was not in vain. Seeing the lynx gasping for breath with its tongue sticking out, it blinked its little eyes, moved forward a little bit, and finally got behind the lynx's butt before starting to test it.

Dai Song was already cursing behind him, "You idiot! Don't fuck it!"

Erhan pursed his lips. He didn't understand what Dai Song was shouting.

After rubbing the lynx's butt twice and seeing that it was limp and motionless, Erhan became bolder. He tilted his head, pursed his lips and squinted his eyes, and moved directly to the side of the lynx.

But at this moment, the lynx, which had been in a dying state, straightened its eyes again. Sensing Erhan approaching, it raised its upper body and suddenly waved its sharp claws at Erhan.

just.

The lynx never expected that it was Erhan's big butt that was approaching it.

Although it used all its strength in this dying counterattack, when it hit Erhan's sturdy butt, which was so damaged that the peripheral nerves were almost necrotic, it was just like scratching an itch.

"call?"

There was a clicking sound underneath him, and Erhan's head tilted.

The lynx's spine was broken by the 170-180 kg Xiao Erhan sitting on it.

The big cat immediately convulsed all over and became incontinent.

When Dai Song and Xiao Shuban arrived at the scene, the lynx's entire waist showed a clear indentation.

As expected, Erhan was holding one of the lynx's ears and half of its head in his mouth.
"You idiot!" Dai Song walked quickly to it and patted its head hard.

"Pfft~"

This slap directly knocked the lynx's ears out of Erhan's mouth.

Erhan also felt Dai Song's anger at this time. Feeling guilty, he supported himself on the ground with his paws, lowered his head, and turned his ears back. He kept stealing glances at Dai Song with his little eyes, and didn't even dare to breathe loudly.

"You're so capable!" Dai Song frowned and grabbed Erhan's little ears, made it turn around, and when he saw a few claw holes on its butt, he angrily slapped the good meat around it.

The claws of cats are different from those of bears. They can be retracted into the palms at ordinary times, so their claws are sharper and thinner at the front end, making them easier to dig into the flesh.

"Are you missing the little mother bear so much? If this claw scratches the skin of your eggs, it will turn you dry and yellow, you know!"

"Ang~"

Although Erhan was fierce, he still approached the lynx's sharp claws after hearing what Dai Song said, and his black nose twitched again and again.

He immediately realized the danger inside and sat up straight, his lips trembling and even his breathing was stuttering.

Seeing its pitiful and silly appearance, and the fact that it was not seriously injured, Dai Song was reluctant to say more about it.
He picked up the lynx's ear that was on the ground, and used a knife to poke a small hole between the ear cartilage and the skull skin.

Although Erhan, who was standing beside him, lowered his head and drooped his ears, and looked honest,

But its little tail was twitching up and down, and its two hind paws were constantly grasping and releasing, and the whole bear had an expression of great anticipation.

Just as Dai Song put it on the necklace, Erhan's saliva was flowing.

"What? Do you want to eat?" Dai Song put it around its neck.

Erhan immediately sat up straight, his lips were no longer pouting, his two little eyes no longer looked alert, and he squinted his eyes and looked forward, as if he was being awarded a medal.

"That's enough!" Dai Song fastened the joint of the grass necklace and patted Erhan's head. "Next time you act rashly, I'll confiscate all of them from you, okay?"

Erhan pursed his lips timidly, and his small eyes, which had finally managed to look straight ahead, suddenly began to turn to the sides.

"Be serious!" Dai Song hit Erhan on the head. "I'm telling you, this is our first time entering Bald Mountain. It's a good start, but we must not be proud, okay?"

"Whoo~"

This statement was too abstract. Erhan could neither understand it nor figure out what it meant. He could only try to respond tentatively to see how Dai Song would react.

"What's the matter? Because I didn't give you meat, you don't have the energy to shout anymore, right?" When Dai Song heard Erhan's cry as if he was struck by plague, he immediately waved to the little schoolbag beside him, who immediately cut a piece of lynx meat and handed it to Dai Song.

Dai Song opened the nervous Xiaoerhan's mouth, stuffed the meat strip into it, then helped him close the mouth, shook it again, and stuck it firmly, "As the old saying goes, arrogant soldiers will be defeated.

Erhan, I see you have won several battles in a row recently and you seem to be showing off a lot.

I have to set a goal for you, otherwise you will fall flat on your face sooner or later."

Erhan was completely confused. His two little eyes kept blinking. He didn't care about the flesh stuck between his teeth and had to continue sitting still.

"Hmm!" Dai Song was very satisfied with Erhan's attitude, so he stood in front of it with his hands behind his back, "Well, let's not think about growing to a thousand pounds and becoming the giant bear king. Let's grow to 300 pounds as soon as possible!"

"Roar!" Erhan seemed to understand something and raised his head vigorously.

"When you reach 300 kilograms, we can go deeper into Bald Mountain and hunt for bigger prey, such as a big red deer. Do you want to eat one?"

"Roar!" Erhan's eyes suddenly lit up. The elk was really tough. It could make its throat go limp with just one leg!
"Okay!" Dai Song looked at the little fat bear with a smile.

His idea was very simple. He wanted to make Erhan grow to 300 kilograms before the New Year, so that it would be easy for him to grow to 400 kilograms in the spring after the New Year. At that time, he would lead Erhan to kill the black bear in the warehouse.

The black bear that is about to wake up from hibernation is the most powerless and weak. At that time, Erhan no longer has the disadvantage of size, so killing the black bear is a piece of cake for him. He only needs to be responsible for calling the warehouse and collecting the bear bile.

Thinking of this, Dai Song patted Erhan on the head and said "Go ahead". The latter immediately ran away like a donkey out of its harness.

Although its four legs are too short, it still gives off a feeling of running wildly in the snow.

And it had learned its lesson, neither running away nor causing trouble for Dai Song.

A bear was lying on its back in the snow, curled up and holding its hind paws, hooking a grass necklace with its hind paws, admiring the sun for a while.
When he sees something beautiful, he even roars a few times. He is very good at entertaining himself.

After satisfying Xiao Erhan, Dai Song called Xiao Shubao and the two of them worked together to prepare the prey.

Maybe because he didn't hit the roe deer, Little Schoolbag was not in a good mood and his movements were not fast.

"What's wrong, little schoolbag?" Dai Song peeled off the lynx skin and took the initiative to ask with concern.

Although he didn't want Xiao Shubao to go down the path of hunting, he should also pay attention to the methods and means.
Little Schoolbag is finally about to start a new life, and it would be bad if it undermined his self-confidence.

"Brother Song, I'm just wondering why I can't shoot accurately." Little Schoolbag muttered while picking the roe deer's throat.

"That's normal. You've only touched a gun a few times. Guns may look simple, but there's a lot of knowledge involved. When a bullet flies out, it will be affected by the weather, right? Will it start to drift because of the long distance?"

"Um……"

"Don't think too much. Just play more when you have the chance. You will eventually be able to practice it."

Little Schoolbag's eyes lit up, "Well! Then when are we going to town? I'll go find some bullets for Brother Song on the way!"

"Are you stupid? I want you to buy me bullets? Then according to you, all the prey I kill will be yours?"

"No, no! Of course not, the gun belongs to Brother Song!" "Alright, alright, stop making trouble, it's getting late, go home early." Dai Song took off his leggings, tied up the lynx roe deer and put it around Erhan's neck, "Erhan, you have to drag your own food, don't you understand?"

Erhan was in high spirits and would be happy to do anything as long as his necklace was not confiscated. Hearing this, he raised his head hurriedly.

"Roar! Roar!"

"Okay!" Dai Song said, tying the leggings of another roe deer around his waist.

The two men and the bear quickly returned along the same route and when they found the first roe deer, Dai Song personally took charge of the hunt to save time.

It took less than five minutes to cook the roe deer. After more than an hour, the two men sent Erhan back and started to return to the village.

When we arrived at the village, the sun was just setting and many people were rushing home to prepare dinner.

"Little Schoolbag, you said before that you were going to town and get some bullets. Is there anything else?" The two of them walked side by side, each carrying a roe deer on their shoulders.

"Well, I went to the police station to change my surname. From now on, I will have the same surname as my mother." The little schoolbag's eyes sparkled with anticipation for a better life.

"Yeah, that's great. When are you going? If it's in a couple of days, we can bring Bangchui with us!"

"Is the pestle baked so quickly?" Little Schoolbag was a little surprised.

"It's almost time, either tomorrow or the day after tomorrow." Dai Song stood at the corner of the road in the village.

"Yeah, then I'll listen to Brother Song. I'll go whenever Brother Song says!"

"Okay, see you tomorrow then."

"OK!"

After bidding farewell to the small schoolbag, Dai Song did not rush back. He had about fifty yuan in change in his pocket from selling the club.

At this time, the Xiangdongfang convenience store is right in front of me. How can I not buy something for my daughter?
After putting the prey away, I walked into the room and saw Xiang Dongfang looking extremely panicked. His whole face looked like it had been scalded by boiling water. I had no idea what he was doing behind the counter.

"Uncle, what are you doing?"

"Oh~ Nothing, nothing. What's wrong, Songzi? Is the phone not working?" Xiang Dongfang hurriedly bent over and ran towards the phone.

"No, I came to buy some White Rabbit for my daughter, and also weigh me a pound of Luguo."

"Oh!" Xiang Dongfang was delighted when he saw that there was business. "Songzi, how much is the White Rabbit?"

"Five dollars, maybe."

"Wow!" Xiang Dongfang took the candy can and poured it out. "Then uncle still has to count to see if there is any. Wait a minute, Songzi."

"Oh, okay."

Just as Dai Song was watching Xiang Dongfang counting the candies, another person entered the store.

When the man saw Dai Song, his face immediately turned purple.

Xiang Dongfang heard the noise, looked at the man and asked,
"Hongxian, what do you want to buy?"

"Heh... cough... well! I... came to make some vinegar!" She pretended to be calm.

"Oh, wait a minute, I'll get Songzi what he wants first."

"Oh!"

Ju Hongxian curled her lips, leaned against the counter and looked around as if nothing had happened, with discomfort written all over her face.

Dai Song was amused. In the past, if Xiang Dongfang had said this like he did today, Ju Hongxian would have thrown a tantrum and demanded to cut in line.

This is the first time I’ve seen something so “concise and capable” today.

Xiang Dongfang seemed to do it on purpose. He counted the 40 candies back and forth for three minutes, but he couldn't figure it out.

Dai Song, who was standing by, was worried that the candy would be melted by him.

"To the east." Ju Hongxian couldn't help it and shouted with gritted teeth.

"Hey!" Xiang Dongfang said innocently, and then slapped the back of his head, "What's the matter? Oops, you interrupted me and I forgot where I was counting again!"

"You are deliberately playing tricks on me... Huh... Hurry up! Ren Songzi is waiting here!"

Ju Hongxian twisted her mouth, clenched her teeth tightly, and her cheeks bulged with ridges from the effort. When she said the second half of the sentence, her whole face almost twitched.

Xiang Dongfang and Dai Song smiled at each other.

Xiang Dongfang said: "Okay! Don't be anxious, don't be anxious! I will count again! I promise that I won't make a mistake in counting the number of anti-kidnapping heroes in our village, right?"

"Hmm!!!" There was a sound in Ju Hongxian's throat, as if she was struggling with herself. It sounded creepy.

"Oh! Uncle, this Aunt Ju might be possessed. Look at her!" Even though Dai Song tried his best to keep a straight face, the corners of his mouth would still twitch from time to time.

"Ah? Let me take a look!" Xiang Dongfang raised his head pretentiously, glanced at the crowd and then lowered his head to continue counting the candies, "No, no, your Aunt Ju is like this sometimes, don't worry about her."

"Really?" Dai Song leaned on the counter. "Oh my! Aunt Ju looked so energetic before. How could she be like this? She looks like Wu Laoer who had a stroke in Dongniutun!"

Xiang Dongfang stopped talking, turned his head away, and his shoulders twitched continuously.

Ju Hongxian seemed to be completely unable to hold it in any longer. She walked quickly up to Dai Song, and was about to put her hands on her hips and start scolding him, but when she heard Xiang Dongfang coughing at the side, her momentum suddenly wilted.

Finally, she simply slapped the money on the table, tucked in her belly, carefully walked past Dai Song, and ran behind the counter to make vinegar herself.

After the fight, he left without looking back.

He looked to the east at the penny on the table, stretched his neck and shouted,

"Hong Xian'er! Wait, I'll give you the change!"

Upon hearing this, Ju Hongxian, who was originally very agile, stumbled and fell to the ground.

The half-empty bottle of vinegar in his hand flew far away, and he looked extremely embarrassed.

Even so, Dai Song only saw Ju Hongxian's lips move twice, glare towards the east, quickly pick up the vinegar bottle and bang it, and when he found that there was still some left, he hurriedly ran away.

……

Dai Song returned home happily. As soon as he entered the house, he saw the big red banner hanging in the main hall.

The place to hang the banner was naturally decided by Jiang Weiqun, and it is said that it can bring good luck to the family.

Dai Song, who was unlucky or not, didn't know.
Anyway, ever since he was sent back by his comrades, people started to come to visit and chat every day.

The first time they see the banner when they enter the room, they will inevitably praise it.

Jiang Weiqun was busy at the stove with her two sisters-in-law. When she saw Dai Song coming back carrying the goods, she asked him to put the things down.

"Old man, someone is coming to your house to see you today."

"Huh? Who is it?" Dai Song was a little curious.

"There are many people, including those from Xiazhutun, who want to take you as their master.

There are people from Yonglitun, I would like to ask you to come over and help.

There are also people from Shisongtun who want to invite you over to join them in hunting.”

When Jiang Weiqun said the last two words, her tone became noticeably heavier.

Dai Song laughed awkwardly, "Hehe, I'm just lucky, what can I do? And then, what do you say, mom?"

“I pushed it all!”

(End of this chapter)

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