Forest Farm 1985: Raise a bear cub to climb the mountain

Chapter 210 The Zhao Family Exploded (Two in One)

Not only Dai Song, many villagers around him noticed that the man was strange.

"Mao Luchun, what's wrong with you? Why are you so pale for no reason?"

"Is this what you threw?"

"How can you be so mean! You want to stab the bottom of the bear's feet?!"

"I fuck you, you bad bastard!"

Seeing that the man had no words to refute, the villagers became more and more angry. A few old women immediately grabbed a handful of snow, spat some sticky phlegm into it, and swung their arms to throw it at Mao Luchun's face.

Although the "enchanted" snowball is incredibly hard, it is ultimately dwarfed by the face of a shameless person.

The snowball hit the man's head and exploded like an egg. The "fluid core" inside took effect, and the snowballs of different shapes stuck directly to his hair and beard.

The scene became more and more chaotic. Not only was Mao Luchun being hit, but some villagers also took the opportunity to smash the windows of Zhao Qiang's house.

The glass at that time was only three to five millimeters thin, and the craftsmanship was not perfect. At the same time, due to the temperature difference between the inside and outside of the house, it was very fragile.

Not to mention hard objects, even a sparrow could break the glass if it hits it, not to mention that now there are dozens of snowballs hitting the glass at the same time.

The windows of Zhao Qiang's house were dried up in an instant, leaving only the frames, and he stood alone in the still-incessant bombardment.

The old lady in the room howled.

He was dying and living at the same time, with full energy. It was hard to tell that he was a wounded person lying in bed, until a strangely colored snowball flew into the window frame from a strange angle.

The cursing in the room paused for a moment, and then there was a series of ear-piercing screams.
"Whose little brat is rolling around in the snow?!"

For a moment, the whole place was silent, and everyone looked at each other. Even though they knew clearly that the person who threw the snowball was a friendly force, they also felt an inexplicable sense of fear as if they were attacked from both sides.

It stands to reason that there is no need to worry about accidental injuries in such minor fights.

At most, it's just the sticky phlegm of some old women, but they are not made of spittoons. After all, there are only a few mouthfuls of thick phlegm, and the rest is made of saliva.

Not to mention that there is no harm, there might even be Lao Deng rushing to catch it.

But it’s different for a snowball that’s rolled in shit. No matter whether it’s soft or hard, it’s disgusting when it falls on your body, let alone on your face. You’ll have to cry and leave immediately.

The initial chaos was just everyone venting their anger uncontrollably towards those who bullied Xiao Erhan.

But as more and more people were accidentally injured, those who were beaten from the beginning to the end instead burst out with a weird determination of "I am no longer afraid of anything".

With someone in the lead, the others quickly gathered together and launched a counterattack, with "flower clusters" flying all over the sky and "sugar-coated bullets" jumping everywhere.

Dai Song and Er Han were completely shocked by the chaos in front of them. Some of them were so angry that they squeezed into the corner and took off their pants...

Qi Shunli struggled to get his head out of the crowd (his head and face were not clean at all), and looked around like a turtle that had been underwater for an hour and would have turned upside down if it had come out a second later. When he saw Dai Song, he immediately shouted at the top of his voice,
"Hurry up and get some help!! Songzi, go to the headquarters and get some help!!!"

Dai Song did as he was told without hesitation.

At first he was worried. If he quietly slipped away from this farce caused by him and Erhan, and left it to Qi Shunli and the others to clean up, he would feel extremely guilty.

It doesn’t matter now. If someone asks him to get someone, he has to do it as soon as possible for both moral and legal reasons.

Zhao Qiang's yard is already full of "night-blooming jasmine" anyway, and who knows how far this farce will develop. It is not impossible that it will escalate to mutual fighting and feeding.

The only thing that is certain is that

In the next few days or even a week, the Zhao family must do a good job of preventing dogs from coming.

If the dog who came to eat at the buffet was happy with the meal and decided to eat some meat to liven up the atmosphere, then the story would take a different turn.

Dai Song and Er Han arrived at the garrison with brisk steps and summarized the matter succinctly in three sentences;

Some people in the village gathered to fight with weapons.

Weapons are shit.

The village chief was also trapped inside.

The village cadres exploded instantly. How the hell could this be tolerated?
While shouting "Reverse Tiangang", he called on his capable general Wang Tu Douzi,

A group of people put on straw raincoats and rushed to Zhao's house.

What happened afterwards, from what my mother Jiang Weiqun said, was quite tragic.

The Zhao family's house was flooded with manure, and there was no place to stay.
Even the water tank was filled with watery leeks and some cursed (good guy) shit.
Just like a pancake, it is spread on the ice, round and regular.

The key point is that his window was broken, and the old lady was paralyzed on the bed, unable to move, with her pillows and bedding all covered with melted "unspeakable" liquid - even if there was a draft in the room, the temperature was still higher than outside, especially on the kang.

As soon as the snowball fell around the old lady, it melted into liquid almost instantly, making big and small circles around the quilt.

Most people in the courtyard ran away. Some people with stomach problems didn't have time to pull up their pants and were caught by the village cadres.

Then he was ordered to clean up the surrounding roads first. After all, the construction work on the Zhao family yard was too huge and it could not be completed in a short time.

This leads to a problem: there is no place to clean up the excrement on the streets.

This made the village cadres feel very embarrassed for a while, but in the end, Liu Laoliu succeeded in quitting porn and through daily reading, he transformed himself into the smart Liu Laoliu of Tuanjie Village.

Although Liu Laoliu missed the most exciting melee, he also made it to the end of the story.

Seeing that everyone was in trouble, he immediately thought of a plan.
First, Wang Tu Dou Zi was pulled aside, and Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Huddled in the corner, brain-to-head, and they came up with a plan.

The two hit it off immediately, and a brilliant plan came up:

Just use the accumulated snow to cover up all these dirty things, mix them together, and pour them into the Zhao family’s yard!
The village cadres shouted that this act was inhumane: Lao Liu, if you do this, I'm afraid the Zhao family will hate you to death!
Liu Laoliu patted his chest and said he was not afraid and let him discuss it!
As a result, as soon as he arrived at the gate of the courtyard, he vomited bile. When he had nothing more to vomit, he called out Zhao Qiang, who looked like he had lost his soul.

They said the yard was really smelly and if it wasn't taken care of, it would be uninhabitable and impossible to clean.

In this case, the village cadres would not let him die like this, and planned to help him clean up.

But due to manpower and time constraints, they could only deal with it for the time being, at least to ensure that the yard did not stink and that they had a place to stay, and then they would clean up the mess slowly themselves.

When Zhao Qiang heard this, he almost knelt down and cut off the chicken's head and burned yellow paper with Liu Laoliu.

He held Liu Laoliu's hand, calling him "Brother Laoliu" all the time, calling him more affectionately than his wife. After a while of being affectionate with him, he wiped his tears and went back to the house to pack up.

What's more, within half an hour after he entered the house to clean up, the stench outside was obviously much less.

An hour later, there was no more stench outside the house.

Zhao Qiang was so happy that he shouted in the room, "There is no good man in the world, only my sixth brother!" He was so happy that he worked even harder.

If you make a little more effort to clean up the house and patch up the windows with boards, you won’t have to endure the cold and the stench tonight!

This joy lasted so strongly for two hours.

When Zhao Qiang used a dustpan to collect the dirt that had fallen into the house and was about to take it outside to throw it away,
He found,
The door can't be opened!
Joy turned into fear almost instantly.

My wife and children joined in, and the three of them pushed at the door for a long time, but they couldn't open it!

In the end, it was Zhao Jianshe who changed his pants and climbed out of the window that discovered the clue.

As soon as the silly boy Zhao Jianshe came out of the house, he started yelling outside:
Dad! Mom! The yard is really clean!
Zhao Qiang: Great! Please help me open the door!
Zhao Jianshe: Okay! Wait a moment.

Zhao Qiang: What are you waiting for? The room still stinks! Hurry up!
Zhao Jianshe: Let me find where my home is.

Zhao Qiang was dumbfounded. He leaned out of the window and saw a thick layer of snow outside the house, and everything was white.

The snow piled up right up to his windows, and there was even more snow on the other side, completely blocking the original door of the house.

The door is not open at all, it's obviously frozen!

When Jiang Weiqin said this, her expression was very proud.

As he spoke, he stroked Erhan's head, and then he picked up a piece of Luguo and threw it into Erhan's mouth.

Listening to the other person's chewing sounds, the smugness on his face almost turned into substance and dripped down.

"Good boy Erhan, you've been wronged outside!
Fortunately, everyone has sharp eyes and didn’t let you suffer in vain, otherwise I would have gone to the village to make a scene!"

The little girl was also very happy to hear this. Even though her mouth was full like a hamster, she still clapped her hands and cheered.
Immediately they got down from the back of Dai Song who was lying on the kang preparing to sleep, and crawled to the edge of the kang one by one, and rubbed Erhan's face into a round and flat shape. The room was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.

Until about 2:40 in the afternoon.

Nan Chunwan gently woke Dai Song up and said that the leaders were at the village headquarters.

Dai Song glanced at the little girl lying on her back in his arms, snoring. He didn't know how children sleep.
She was wearing newly made underwear that almost reached her knees, but when she was sleeping, it became like a swimming ring, moving up to her chest layer by layer, revealing her white and tender belly.

Fortunately, the kang is heated during the day, so the little girl won’t catch a cold if she sleeps like this.

Dai Song gently tidied up his daughter's clothes, and then, while his wife was watching intently, he suddenly kissed her on the lips.
Seeing the other person trying hard to restrain his angry eyes, I couldn't help but feel guilty and could only make a "loach drilling tofu" on the spot.

After relieving his wife's homesickness a little, he quickly ran out of the main room, pulled Erhan out from under the small bed, and hurried to the village headquarters.

Facts have proved that you can't be impatient when doing things, because being impatient will only make things worse.

Dai Song's unintentional negligence directly turned the waiter Han, who was supposed to "shine" at the venue, into a comedian.

The man and the bear rushed to the village headquarters, but the commendation meeting had not yet begun.

The hall has been set up, with more than a dozen long tables put together in a row, and three layers of bricks laid underneath to raise the table.
The table was covered with a brand new red cloth, microphones were lined up, and the leaders’ name tags stood in front in high spirits.

The tables and chairs below are simply put together.

One by one, they were like blank lined notebooks, waiting for Dai Song and Er Han to walk by and write their achievements on them.

And walking to the front to receive the medal awarded by the leader is like being the title of the article.

The benches below were almost full of people, but Dai Song recognized at a glance Li Qinghai and Su Shaoda sitting in the front row, as well as the heads of several other villages, and a slightly unfamiliar middle-aged man.

I don’t know if Erhan was too shocked by the scene in front of him, so that he couldn’t walk properly, and his hind legs were shaking more than ever before.

Dai Song straightened the little red hat on Erhan’s head.

Perhaps in order to make Erhan look more energetic, Jiang Weiqun specially tied a small red flower on its necklace.

"Don't be afraid, Erhan. This is just a small scene. Just follow me and be open and honest!
Don't be stupid, okay?
In such a big scene, if someone gets lost, the whole Zhazi Forest Farm will know about it."

"Hu~Hu~" Erhan felt so guilty that even his humming was as weak as a mosquito's.

At the same time, Qi Shunli suddenly appeared from some corner.

He was dressed very straight and even had his hair done. When he saw Dai Song, he was like a grandson seeing his grandfather. He grabbed Dai Song with both hands and ran straight to the back of the stage.

Xiao Erhan followed behind Dai Song. His chubby figure passed through the middle aisle, immediately causing thunderous applause from people on both sides.

"There really is a little bear! It's not a nickname!"

"It's so big! I heard it can grow even bigger!"

"Wow! No wonder Tuanjietun was able to achieve such a great feat this time! It turns out there was a little bear there!"

"Eh? What's wrong with its legs? Why doesn't Bolenggai have any ligaments when he runs?"

……

As soon as the two men and the bear ran to the stage, the march began to play from the low-quality speakers in the venue. Then someone coughed twice into the speakers, and the music stopped abruptly.

Then, the man sang in a very gentle and affectionate tone:
"The commendation meeting begins now!"

There were footsteps coming from the leadership seat beside him. Qi Shunli pointed at the curtain and whispered,
"Don't be nervous, Songzi. As usual, the leaders will speak first, and it will be your turn after they finish speaking.

Why don't you dress up properly?

Erhan is more skillful than you, look, he even has a big red flower on his neck!"

"I'm just an ordinary hunter. It's not good to dress up too fancy."

"That needs to be tidied up a bit!"

Qi Shunli said as he called over a strange female comrade and introduced her,
"This is Dai Song. Please give him a simple makeover so he looks photogenic when he is presented with the honor later!"

The female comrade didn't seem to be afraid of the little bear who was looking forward to it. She agreed immediately and pushed Dai Song to the dressing mirror.
Qi Shunli showed off proudly.

"See, I've said before that Erhan is very well behaved. He doesn't make any noise at all. He is very stable when meeting strangers. He is much more down-to-earth than the young people nowadays who get angry at the slightest provocation."

Seeing that the female comrade ignored him, he pursed his lips and changed the subject.
"Songzi, when you were away, I talked to a few other villagers, and they all asked Xie Defa about the situation of the Lin family.

Guess what happened to Lin Jixiong? "

(End of this chapter)