Forest Farm 1985: Raise a bear cub to climb the mountain

Chapter 189 The Greedy Little Bear Wants to Wear Pants
When Dai Song entered the room, he saw Jiang Weiqin and Erhan both squatting beside the crib;
Jiang Weiqun was swearing while she was pulling the things out, and Xiao Erhan followed suit, also yelling at the bottom of the bed.

The empty space at the end of the bed has been blocked by firewood sticks stacked side by side.

Dai Song tilted his head and walked to the side, only to find that the entire bottom of the small bed had been dug down at least 20 centimeters.

Half of the space was covered with thin branches, and then covered with a thick layer of fallen leaves and dead grass.

And right next to the small bed, a simple water heating stove was bubbling.

Not to mention being stupid, with this configuration, if he were given a quilt, he wouldn't feel cold even if he lay inside it.

Jiang Weiqun put most of her body under the bed, carried out Huagu, who was acting arrogantly in the nest, and slapped him on the head twice in front of Xiao Erhan.

"Is this your nest? You sneaked in when I wasn't paying attention! Look at the mess you made! The thin branches at the bottom aren't even clumping together!"

Huagu also knew that he had done something bad, and was held in Jiang Weiqun's arms, with his ears drooping and his eyes darting around. He dared not look Jiang Weiqun in the eye, but when he saw Xiao Erhan squatting at Jiang Weiqun's feet, angrily "demanding justice", his tail began to shake subconsciously again.

"Still showing off!" Jiang Weiqin said, and patted Huagu's head again. Then she seemed to realize something and started kneading Erhan's ears while looking at Dai Song.

"Old man, you can't fuck my original musk deer, right?
Also, if I let go of the flower mushroom, they won’t get into a fist, right?”

"The Musk Deer wouldn't do that. When we caught this thing, Xiao Erhan was there too. He wasn't interested in it."

While Dai Song was talking, the little boy's eyes kept darting around to look at the situation in the room.
Seeing the musk deer curled up behind the stove with half of its tongue tilted, its head still with the same "pointed mouth and sunken cheeks" as before, but its body had become fat as a ball, he immediately pursed his lips in disgust.

"Phew~ That's good! Erhan, you have to get along well with Musk Deer and Flower Mushroom, you know, they are not as good as you, you must be their big brother, usually be more tolerant~ Don't get too excited and kill them with a 'bang'~"

"Hu~ang~"

Seeing the waiter answering obediently, Jiang Weiqun's face suddenly showed happiness. She held Erhan's ear with one hand and put the flower mushroom on the ground with the other hand.

Seeing that Huagu was very excited and was wagging its tail and circling around Erhan after landing, with no intention of attacking him at all, Jiang Weiqin felt relieved.
He ran into the house, took out a cotton-padded jacket that couldn't be any older, shook it out,
Just as I was about to put the baby in the bed, I saw the little bear, who was originally sitting shyly on the bed, suddenly startled, and the people around him burst into laughter.
The second fool was standing and jumping around in the room.

First, he supported Dai Song, hid behind him and played "Qin Wang around the pillar" with Huagu.
Seeing that Dai Song was indifferent and just looking at it with a smile, it immediately turned around and staggered behind Jiang Weiqun.

Seeing this, the flower mushroom that was following closely immediately squatted on the ground obediently, croaking and shaking its tail.

"What happened?! I just went into the house to get some old clothes, and in less than a blink of an eye, how come Xiao Erhan was chased away by Huagu?!

"Smack! You just watched Erhan being bullied by Huagu like this! Really!"

As she spoke, Jiang Weiqun rubbed Erhan's round head with heartache. Seeing that Erhan was trying to pull her away with his two claws, she simply grabbed Erhan's front paws and led him all the way to the crib.

Passing by the flower mushroom, he even raised his leg in a bluffing manner.
"If you keep causing trouble for Erhan, I'll give you a beating!"

Even Yingying, who always loved Xiaohuagu, was a little angry at the moment.

Sitting on the small bed, she put her hands on her hips angrily, pouted her lips, and glared at Huagu, "Huagu, you are so bad!"

This glare was much more effective than Jiang Weiqin's nagging. The flower mushroom that was just "crazy" suddenly wilted.

He followed Erhan with his head down, trying to hide his guilty conscience by sniffing around.

Jiang Weiqin pulled Xiao Erhan to the small bed and looked at everyone's smiling faces, feeling both unhappy and curious.

"What's going on? What's wrong with you all to be so happy?"

"Hahaha, mom, you didn't see it. Erhan was so funny just now!" Dai Bai slapped his thigh and laughed to himself.

"I didn't see it, so you can't tell me! What a joke! Tell me now!"

"Haha, I'll do it, I'll do it!" Dai Xiaoqian squeezed in front of Jiang Weiqin, holding her hands, slightly bent, and imitating the foolish look.
"Just now when you came into the room to get clothes, Erhan just sat there straight and quiet, not making any noise or making any noise. He was so well behaved!

And the flower mushroom! It just kept circling around Erhan. At first we were curious, why was the flower mushroom circling around?

And Erhan's reaction at that time was just like this! "

Dai Xiaoqian said this, pouting her lips, her big eyes narrowed into slits, and she looked cunning.
My head started spinning, as if something was spinning at my feet.

The key is to keep pulling your buttocks in and pushing your hip axis.

"Oh my! Damn! This posture is so ugly! How can a girl do this?" Jiang Weiqun slapped Dai Xiaoqian's arm twice, but she couldn't help laughing.

"Mom, don't be angry! It's not over yet!" Dai Xiaoqian held back her laughter and continued to look around with her lips pursed.

"Just when we were wondering why Xiao Erhan reacted like this..."

"The mushroom has found the right angle!"

Dai Bo, who had been laughing so hard, was almost done. He thrust his hands forward and thrust his head like a cone towards Er Han's butt. It went right in!

I got so excited by the prick that I jumped up straight away!! Hahahaha!”

Dai Bo laughed like a goose after he finished speaking.

The little girl was also imitating Erhan's behavior on the kang. She was half squatting one second and suddenly jumped up the next, covering her little butt and spinning around on the bed, laughing so happily.

Jiang Weiqin was also amused and couldn't keep a straight face, but she felt sorry for the little bear, so she rubbed Erhan's head and comforted him,

"Ignore them! They just want to laugh at us. They got their butts stabbed but they didn't come to help! Don't you think so~"

"Roar~Roar~" Erhan kept nodding his head, his little eyes full of approval.

"Hey~ Look how wronged Erhan is!
Let me check my butt hole. Is it pierced by the flower mushroom? If it is pierced, it will be a good thing for the flower mushroom. It will have a meal in advance!

"Suck it, old man! You are really something, just watching them making such a fuss!"

Erhan obediently twisted his buttocks and let Jiang Weiqin examine him. When she finished, he looked at Dai Song and spread his hands towards her.
“It was like this before, it’s hard to change~
There is nothing malicious about the little flower mushrooms, they just like the smell~
Erhan is quite sensitive, unlike a dog that sticks its butt out for other dogs to smell.

Besides, a dog's nose is so cold. Even if our house is warm, Huagu's nose is still very cold. If you hit it there suddenly, Erhan will definitely jump up~"

"Still laughing!" Seeing Dai Song shirking responsibility with such ease, Jiang Weiqun immediately became unhappy.

He kneaded Erhan's chubby cheeks and said, "I'll make you a pair of briefs later. Put them on! You won't be afraid if it blocks your view!"

"Don't briefs rub the crotch? And what about Erhan's daily use of the toilet? What should he do?" Dai Bai started to argue.

"Then just wear crotchless briefs! Cut a cut in the middle!" Jiang Weiqun said confidently.

"That's really annoying!" Dai Bo seized the opportunity to argue.

Dai Song grinned and glared, this design is so romantic and interesting!
And such a top design is actually for the convenience of Xiao Erhan...

"Then what do you say we should do?" Jiang Weiqin was getting anxious and was about to go up to Dai Bai, but Dai Song hurriedly stopped her.

"Mom, if you insist on doing it, just make a thong."

"What is a thong?" Jiang Weiqun frowned.

Dai Song described it in detail, and the faces of the female comrades in the room changed instantly.

"It's not what you think! I'm not messing around! I just thought of it. If you don't want to rub your crotch, then just use a piece of cloth on the key parts, and use cloth belts or ropes for the rest!"

"Will this trick work?" Dai Xiaoqian had a look of disdain on her face and looked at Dai Song as if he was looking at something dirty.

"I think there's a way to do it~" Dai Bo held his chin up and thought seriously.

Jiang Weiqin looked at Erhan's aggrieved eyes, pondered for a moment, and looked at Nan Chunwan with smiling eyes, "Xiaowan, do you think this trick will work?"

"I don't know, you can try~"

"Okay!" Jiang Weiqin gently patted Erhan's head, "Let's give it a try! But we don't use cloth! We use fur!

Old man suck! The remaining sows, you go back and pull out a dark-colored one!
Take the soft fur from the armpits and make it whole. I will design it for Xiao Erhan myself!"

Oh my goodness! Give it back to the whole "Diao Ding"? !

Dai Song was so shocked by my mother's train of thought that he kept agreeing with her.

Seeing that the matter had been settled, Jiang Weiqin nodded with satisfaction and immediately handed the old cotton-padded jacket to Dai Bai.
"Come, spread the clothes inside, so the nest will be warm at night!"

Dai Bai rubbed his hands, took the cotton-padded jacket with great interest, and spread it in the middle of the nest like he spread a butterfly net in the summer.

"okay!"

"Okay! Little Erhan~ go in and try it~ I guarantee it will be warmer than when you sleep in the mountains!" Jiang Weiqun's eyes were full of kindness. She pushed away Dai Song and Dai Bai who were standing beside the bed and in the way, and kept beckoning to the silly Erhan.

"Whoo~"

Erhan rolled his eyes and went into the new nest.

The crib itself was nearly 60 centimeters off the ground, and Jiang Weiqin dug another 20 centimeters down. After Erhan got in, he could move with ease.
After circling the nest several times and sniffing for a while, Erhan began to dig up the nest (gathering the nesting materials around it)
Jiang Weiqin was about to stop him, but was stopped by Dai Song.

"Mom, let it do it on its own. It likes the nest you set up for it, so it will do some work on it.

If it feels the nest is not suitable, it will turn around twice and come out directly. "

Jiang Weiqun nodded, and then she saw Erhan forcibly gather the nest that took up half the size of the bed to half its original size, and its thickness was doubled. The little girl lay on the edge of the bed and looked at Erhan under the bed, and could only see its smooth back.

"New nest~ Xiong Xiong has moved into our home~"

The little girl's words put an end to Erhan Ding's nest. Jiang Weiqin glanced at the Big Ben and clapped her hands.

"Look! It's almost time for dinner! Get busy! From now on, there's one more mouth to feed in the house!"

As soon as Jiang Weiqin gave the order, the two sisters-in-law and Dai Xiaoqian immediately started working around the stove.
Several men also helped prepare the food and light the fire. Half an hour later, a large pot of standard Northeastern stew was ready.
Today the whole family did not go to the main room to eat, but moved the kang table directly to the small bed, just to sit next to Erhan.

In order to take care of Xiao Erhan, today's staple food is specially changed to sticky bean buns with red bean paste.

Jiang Weiqun was not stingy at all with Xiao Erhan. No matter whether it was food for humans or bears, it was all made of white flour.

Jiang Weiqun picked up a large plate of sticky rice dumplings and placed it next to the stove to dry.

Erhan had already come out and was leaning on the edge of the stove, pouting his lips and staring at Jiang Weiqun and the sticky rice dumplings in her hand with his little eyes.

"Don't be in a hurry. Let it cool down before eating. If you bite it now, your mouth will be burned. You can't blow it."

"hu~hu~"

When Xiao Erhan heard this, he immediately became unhappy. He stretched his neck, pursed his lips and blew hard at the sticky rice dumplings.

"Hey!" Jiang Weiqun simply put the plate of sticky rice dumplings in front of Xiao Erhan, watching him not only blow it seriously, but also hold the stove, move to the other side, and continue blowing in a different direction.

"Come and see! Little Erhan is really smart! He even knows that sticky rice dumplings are hot and you have to blow on them before you can eat them!"

"Let me see, let me see!" Dai Bai, who was clearing ashes behind the stove, was the first to jump out.

Seeing the little boy stretching his neck and trying hard, I immediately burst into laughter.

Several women who were busy working beside the small bed heard the noise and turned around and came over.

Xiao Erhan found that he was surrounded on all sides, so he blew even harder and paddled even harder with his hind legs, wishing he could crawl to the stove and get close to the sticky beans.

"Mom, Grandma, let me see Xiongxiong, let me see!"

Several adults surrounded the little girl, who was naked on the bed, and she couldn't see anything at all and started crying in panic.

When Dai Song heard his beloved daughter screaming, he immediately covered the fire in the stove with ashes.

He jumped over the musk deer that was as fat as a pig, ran to the small bed, let the little girl ride on his neck, and walked to the stove.

Just then, he saw the waiter had almost finished blowing the sticky rice dumpling and was trying his best to stretch his lips to touch the edge of the dumpling, preparing to steal an eatable meal blatantly.

"Xiongxiong bean bun~Xiongxiong is not afraid of the heat~"

As soon as the little girl finished speaking, Erhan's "flirting" lips successfully touched a sticky bean bun.

Then, almost like an electric shock,
The silly little bear's head suddenly shook violently, causing his front paws to lose strength. The whole little bear fell to the ground with a thump, and his entire body trembled three times.

The little bear rolled and kicked on the ground.

He finally turned over, but after taking a few steps he fell back to the ground, screaming and crying. It was so miserable.

Jiang Weiqin had been panicking for a long time. When she saw that one of the sticky bean buns cooling on the iron plate was missing, she immediately knew that the waiter must have had one stuck on his lips.

The lips were burned, and the waiter insisted on licking them.

When I licked it, my tongue got burned again. When my tongue got burned, I subconsciously bit it with my teeth, and then my gums suffered again.
It's hard to pull the bean curd when it's hot. If you scratch it with your claws, it will tear into threads.

The tortured waiter was like an ant on a pot lid, unable to move horizontally or vertically.

Jiang Weiqin couldn't hold back the struggling little Erhan, and could only follow behind him helplessly.
Dai Bo had brute strength, but he could only barely hold down Xiao Erhan. He had no way to deal with the bean bun in its mouth.

After all, no matter how fierce he was, he wouldn't dare to put his hand into the bear's mouth to take food.

At the critical moment, it still has to be Dai Song.

"Don't move!" Dai Song shouted, holding the little girl's neck with one hand, and squatting down. He put his hand directly into Erhan's mouth, dug and stirred, and the half-broken, steaming sticky rice dumpling stuck directly to Dai Song's fingers.

"Ouch! Ouch!"

Dai Song was also grimacing from the burn, and he shook his hand, throwing the bean bun into Erhan's nest.

Erhan was freed.

He lay sprawled on the ground, his legs spread out, his mouth covered with his paws, gasping for breath through his tearful eyes.

"Oh my dear, let me see what's going on!"

Jiang Weiqin was heartbroken, and so were the Dai family members.

A group of people's heads were close to each other, but there was enough and just enough space between them to let the light shine down and illuminate Erhan's mouth.

Jiang Weiqin gently took away Erhan's hands, "It's okay~ Let me see what's going on~"

Erhan was so aggrieved that he kicked hard with his short legs.

When Jiang Weiqin peeled back Erhan's lips and took a look, she immediately cried out,
"It hurts so much! It's even caused a big blister! Quick! Xiaowan, bring me a needle! I'll pick it out!"

(End of this chapter)