Chapter 123 Old Dog and Old Six
The last bit of light in the sky faded away, and smoke rose from the village.

Dragging the roe deer, Dai Song was in a good mood.

In order to make the best use of the window, Liu Laoliu dismantled the entire window and remade it in order to bring out the transparent effect of the entire piece of glass.

At this moment, through the shiny glass, Dai Song could vaguely see the graceful calendars on the walls of the room.

I don’t know what the people living around him would think if they saw this.

The old dog was huddled in its nest, pupating like crickets, and no one knew what it was doing. In order to cope with the severe winter, its entire nest had been remodeled by Liu Laoliu.

The outside was reinforced with several circles of chopped firewood, and in the middle there were some colorful things. They were all tattered woven bags that he got from somewhere, and the inner layer was also quite exquisite.

Not only was it raised up by neatly arranged firewood sticks to keep it away from the cold air on the ground, but it was also padded with a lot of tattered cotton wool inside.

The old dog's fur was also shiny, and if it didn't open its mouth to reveal its few pitiful rotten teeth, it wouldn't look old at all.

It can be seen that Liu Laoliu really treats it well, but I don't know what Laoliu was thinking, he actually installed the replaced window on the doghouse.
So much so that the old dog is now having a fight with the little bitch inside, and the whole process is being live broadcast, making the flower mushrooms at their feet shake their heads and wag their tails, eager to try.

Old dog, old dog~
Dai Song dragged the roe deer home while muttering:
A little bit of broken stick has brought you a carefree old age. I can help you avoid it this time, but you must control yourself.

When I got home, Dai Bai and Dai Shuzhi had already returned.

Seeing Dai Song carrying two roe deer, Dai Bai came over excitedly.

Now every time Dai Song carries the prey home, he comes up to lend a hand.

Enthusiasm was only one aspect. On the other hand, he was afraid that Dai Song would bring back some firecrackers or cannons to soak in wine for him, which would be a waste of time!

He has to check it in advance.

"Oh! Songzi, you caught two more musk deer!"

"Oh! Why did he die?"

"Oh my god, what a pity! Eh? Why is there only one horn on this head?"

"Brother, this white-bottomed creature is called a roe deer. The biggest difference between it and the musk deer is that the male roe deer has horns on its head, while the musk deer does not, only a scent sac. Besides, didn't you catch one last time? You seemed to recognize this creature then."

"Oh~ This is a mess! Got it!"

Dai Bai clapped his hands and looked under the belly of the male roe deer. There was a small thing, very inconspicuous, so he felt relieved and happily helped Dai Song take the cloth bag from his shoulder.

"Songzi, what's in here? It's round and round."

"Roe deer fetus."

"What the hell is that?"

Jiang Weiqun, who was picking vegetables nearby, brightened her eyes when she heard this. She wiped her wet hands on her apron, then snatched the thing from Dai Bai's hand, opened it and began to check.

"Oh! Pine nuts! So many! How many roe deer did you get in the mountains today?"

"I encountered five in total. I asked for the big green-capped one and got a female one. I also got the roe deer fetuses of the other three female roe deer. One is the first litter this year, and the other two are twins. I don't know what's going on in this one's belly. Mom, can you handle this thing?

If I know how to do it, I will get it out right away while it is fresh. If I don’t, I won’t rush and will ask how to do it later. I will deal with it later. Anyway, it is cold and I am not afraid of it getting damaged.”

"Yes! Oh! Songzi, you made this thing very well! Why is there no food in the roe deer I brought back last time?"

"You should go to the mountain and ask the roe deer why they are not actively looking for male roe deer."

"That's all nonsense. Do you think I'm capable of going up the mountain like you are?" Jiang Weiqun rolled her eyes at Dai Song, then walked happily to the two sisters-in-law.

"Liping, this is good stuff! I'll make some roe deer glue for you later! Xiaowan, you can have some too. Now that our family is well off, we can afford to raise a second child."

Tang Liping nodded repeatedly, her eyes full of expectation.

Nan Chunwan's face turned slightly red. She pursed her lips, glanced at Dai Song secretly, and then stopped talking.

That day will come in a few days. If she continues to toss and turn every night, she may not even need to use roe deer glue, and Yingying will have a younger brother or sister.

The house was peaceful, with the exception of the two brothers.

Dai Bai finally realized what was in the cloth pocket.

Although he couldn't recognize a roe deer, he knew things like roe deer fetuses and deer fetuses!
Can a woman who drinks roe deer glue still be called a woman?

It's simply a demon that wants to kill people!
"Songzi! Come here, come here!" He grabbed Dai Song's arm and the two of them went to the corner.

"Songzi! You can't betray me like this!" Dai Bo's face was full of bitterness, "I really do! There is nothing left!"

Dai Song also smiled bitterly, "Me too!"

He originally prepared this thing for his sister-in-law, but he didn't expect that he had so many that even his own wife got some.

He has been badly depleted from the intense battles these days. If he has to use this thing, I'm afraid his balls will shrink.

Thinking of this, Dai Song frowned and pondered a countermeasure. Somehow, he suddenly remembered a saying passed down by word of mouth among the old mountain runners:

There must be an antidote within seven steps.

There must be an antidote... and there is one!
Dai Song's eyes lit up, and Dai Bo, who was standing next to him, also became inexplicably excited.

"What's the matter, Songzi? What's your trick? How can we both rest and recuperate for a while?"

"What are you doing, brother? Don't you want a child?"

"Yes, but you can't risk your life just to have a child, Songzi, do you think I watch TV here until eight or nine every day just to watch TV?

You don’t know how creepy the next door room is when it gets dark! That guy! Once he enters the room, my lower body no longer belongs to me, you know! I’m at his mercy! I can’t even hold a piece of cloth!”

Dai Song pursed his lips and wanted to laugh, but he was afraid that he would end up like this someday, so he forced himself to hold back his smile and pointed at the roe deer on the ground.

"Brother, look what that is."

"What? Roe deer. You told me that."

"No, didn't you look at it specifically when you put it on the ground?"

"Huh?" Dai Bo was slightly startled, then suddenly realized, "You mean the roe deer whistle?"

The so-called whistle refers to this little guy.

This kind of thing is not as majestic as deer penis or tiger penis, and even comparing its size with sheep penis is a bit difficult.

It's not worthy to call it a whip, but it has good effects when eaten. To put it simply, it makes you straight.

Plus, it’s small and cute, and very much like the whistle that children play with, so the word “whistle” was used to refer to it.

Dai Bo understood what Dai Song meant, and his originally happy face immediately fell. "Songzi, I thought you had some tricks, but it turns out you just need to replenish your guns and bullets. But such a small whistle is not very useful!"

"How can it be useless? It's just a small thing, but it can produce so many roe deer fetuses. Do you still think it's useless?"

"Then I'm not a roe deer. Roe deer only eat meat for a period of time a year. How can I be eaten meat every day like me?"

"Then why don't you just fight for it and win the bid? You can rest for several months! If you want, you can rest for ten months!"

Dai Bo blinked, thinking that this seemed to be the truth, and then he clenched his fist.

"Hey! Okay! Let's fight. I'll go to the store and get two kilograms of wine to soak it!"

Dai Song nodded, then suddenly grabbed Dai Bo and whispered,

"Brother, tell your sister-in-law to take a rest these few days. If you work hard every day, the quality of the bullets will not keep up! It's just right. After the roe deer whistle is soaked, you can ask your sister-in-law to wait for the wine to soak. Before that, you have a good rest."

"Song!" Dai Bo held Dai Song's hand tightly and walked towards the store. "No more words! When my child comes out, teach him to call me uncle first!"

The moon is high in the sky outside, and there are no clouds in the sky.

Far away at the border, the surface of the Black River was reflected by the moonlight like a silver mirror.

The few remaining smells around proved that a pack of wolves had passed by last night. The wolf king howled, and the surrounding wolves retreated, while he walked forward alone and stepped carefully onto the ice...

at the same time.

Liu Laoliu drove his motorcycle through the packed snow towards the village. For some reason, the dumpling shop he often went to was closed today. He wandered around several alleys in the town, but couldn't find any that he liked. All of them were as big as Wang Tu Dou Zi's wife, with those swimming rings and wrinkles. How could he reach them? !
In order to facilitate traveling in the snow, he temporarily dismantled the snowmobile. With the dim light of the halogen lamp, he "wound and turned" all the way to the entrance of the village.

But at this moment, many pairs of green eyes suddenly appeared in front of them!
Wolf!
Liu Laoliu was shocked and subconsciously stepped on the accelerator and the horn.

With a "bang", the wheels slipped and the car reversed at a low speed. He fell heavily on the snow. His left wrist was broken into a 7 shape and became numb immediately.

Although his hands were numb and he didn't feel any pain, his hips, hips, shoulders and back were all badly injured.

I don’t know if it was because he hit his head, but Liu Laoliu couldn’t even struggle to stand up. As soon as he stood up straight, the head was spinning, stars appeared in his eyes, and he felt like vomiting more than being drunk.

"Ahhh! Help!"

Looking at the motorcycle sliding away, Liu Laoliu screamed at the top of his lungs.

This place is less than 50 meters away from the village. It's so unlucky that the car overturned in front of my house.

I can only hope that someone hears the cries and comes to rescue him in time.

And before that.

He crawled to the side of the car, unscrewed the flattened exhaust pipe that was making a fart sound, and put it in his arms, squeezing the horn wildly while shouting for help.

Tunkou.

The old dog, who was extremely tired, was sleeping soundly when he heard a faint horn sound.

It suddenly came out of its nest and the yard was empty.

But just when it thought it had heard wrong, the whistling wind was once again mixed with the regular sound of horns and several complex, strange, and extremely dangerous smells, and even Liu Laoliu's cry for help!

"Wo~Ooooooo!" The old dog raised its neck and barked in a hoarse voice, then pricked up its ears to listen.

However, the wind was against it, and the sound could not be reached by Liu Laoliu at all.

The sounds mixed in the wind remain unchanged.

The old dog became anxious, growling and pulling hard on the rope around its neck.

However, Liu Laoliu used a multi-strand cow tendon rope, which was very elastic. No matter how the old dog struggled, the rope was not damaged at all.

"Woo!!"

The old dog got angry and opened his mouth to tear the tendon rope with the few rotten teeth left in his back.
It was very old, and its teeth had long been loose, so how could it bite through such a rope? Not only did it fail to bite through it, but after chewing it twice, it also broke one of its molars. The old dog felt pain, and when it let go, the rebounding tendon rope hit its nose, causing it to tremble all over in pain, and yellow and black blood flowed all over the floor.

The wind was still blowing, and the sound was becoming more and more rapid.

Liu Laoliu's situation was definitely becoming more and more dangerous. The old dog was extremely anxious, but he could only jump up and down in the yard.

"Damn it! What are you yelling for? I'll poison you to death if you yell again!" Guo Zusheng's shouting came from the next room.

The old dog ignored it and turned around. Suddenly, an idea came to its head. It dug its claws in the snow and slammed into the glass on the side of the doghouse.

Bang!

The dog's head broke the glass.

Seeing that a lot of debris was firmly stuck on the window frame by the fixing nails, the old dog breathed a sigh of relief and jumped with all his might.

“Ahhhhhhhh!”

Although it passed through the window hole covered with sharp glass shards, it was stabbed in the waist and ribs. The glass was stuck between the ribs, and the pain made it tremble all over.

But when it heard Liu Laoliu's cry for help, it ignored the broken glass tied around its waist, nor the severe pain in its gums, and bit the damn cow tendon rope and rubbed it hard against the window frame.

“Woo! Woo!!”

Once, twice...

The rope rubbed its gums to pieces, and the torn cotton wool beneath its body was stained with blood. With a snap, the tendon rope finally broke.

"Wang!"

The old dog was surprised and rushed out of the village, but when he saw the hungry wolves in the distance, he started to run back without hesitation, with his tail between his legs trembling, and howling loudly along the roads and paths in the village.

The barking of an old dog is very recognizable, hoarse and low, each bark getting lower and lower, as if it has run out of breath and can't continue barking.

Dai Song and Dai Bai were strolling home, each carrying a pot of wine, chatting and laughing. They heard the dog barking from afar, and then saw the dog running towards them with a half-pulled leash.

The dog rushed and barked, looking very ferocious.

Dai Bai took a step forward, protected Dai Song behind him, and pretended to pick up a stone and suck it.

Normally, most dogs would run away when seeing this, but this dog just kept charging forward.

"Hey! This unlucky thing! Hey! Songzi, isn't this from Old Liu's house? Do you remember when you were a kid, it almost bit off your penis! Hahaha, hey! I say! If you bark like a dog again, I'll stew you!"

Dai Song was very upset, but when he saw the old dog rushing to him and wagging its tail wildly regardless of its injuries, his face changed.
"No, brother! There's something wrong with this dog! Look, it has injuries on its body! And it's barking so urgently. When I came back, I saw it playing with the little bitch in its den. Now it's suddenly like this, there must be something wrong!"

(End of this chapter)

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