Who wants to be a male model after being reborn? I want to be a male god.

Chapter 271 Let's talk about the machine, let's be civilized

Gu Xingruo felt that she was really amazing, to be able to say such profound words.

In order to pursue Xu Wen, she had consulted many people.

Cao Yanan told her that a handsome guy like this only requires money, and since his family is poor, she can just give him more money.

That's why she thought of supporting Xu Wen in the beginning.

The online fortune teller, Yang Yiyao, told her that there would be more interests entangled between the two of them.

She tried her best to help him start a business.

The above are all solutions that others have come up with for her.

In her mind, what Xu Wen needs more is a home with someone he loves.

Gu Xingruo didn't know how this idea came about, it just suddenly appeared in her mind.

She thought it was probably because she also wanted a home and someone to wait for her there.

She hasn't felt the warmth of home for a long time since her grandfather passed away.

What she just said was also her heartfelt emotion.

"Then come more often when you have nothing to do. Auntie doesn't have many relatives, and there are only a few people in her family." Dai Guizhen said with heartache after hearing Gu Xingruo's words.

Xu Ling's eyes darkened when he heard this.

She really wanted to remind her mother, have you forgotten that your brother has a girlfriend named Xia Ning?

What kind of game is it to let your future daughter-in-law's love rival come to your house every day?
But I just thought about it in my mind and there was no way I could say it out loud.

She now seriously suspects that her brother has broken up!

It turns out that traveling is the touchstone for testing the relationship between couples.

"Don't play with flour. Every grain of it is the product of hard work, don't you understand?" Xu Wen wiped off the white marks on his face and joked seriously.

Gu Xingruo smiled and replied, "As long as Auntie doesn't find me annoying, I want to come here every day. It's much more interesting to accompany Auntie here than at home."

Dai Guizhen kept saying how happy she was.

Just this one sentence made her very happy and she couldn't stop laughing.

Xu Ling continued to complain silently in his heart.

She felt that if her brother became a scumbag who had multiple girlfriends at the same time, it would definitely be due to her being a mother.

Follow the roots.

If you want to blame someone, blame your brother for being so disappointing. If he had brought back a few more daughters-in-law, wouldn't mom be happier?
After wrapping the dumplings, Dai Guizhen urged Xu Wen to take people downstairs to set off firecrackers, while she stayed upstairs to continue preparing the New Year’s Eve dinner.

Xu Ling put on the clothes her sister Ruoruo prepared for her.

Originally there was only one big red envelope, but now it has become two red envelopes, one big and one small.

They stood together, just like sisters.

I don’t know if it was to make up for the regrets of her children’s childhood, but Dai Guizhen bought a lot of fireworks and firecrackers this year.

Xu Wen recalled that when they were young, they would at most set off a few fairy wands and firecrackers, or even fireworks during the Chinese New Year.

Most of the time I just watch other people's fireworks.

Later, I couldn't even watch other people's movies.

Because since 2016, the burning of fireworks and firecrackers has been banned in Linjiang area.

Xu Wen looked at the various things in his hands. He had never fought such a rich battle before.

At first he was playing with a few of them, but later he just stood there in a daze.

As expected, this thing is only good when it is rare, but it becomes boring when there are too many of them.

He watched the Skyrocketing Monkey rise into the air in the distance, and then explode in the air with a bang.

"Are you thinking about Xia Ning?" Gu Xingruo asked softly.

Xu Wen turned around and found that the eldest lady had come to his side without him knowing when. Only Xu Ling was playing in the distance.

"Yes and no." Xu Wen's answer was ambiguous.

He was indeed thinking about Xia Ning.

Today is New Year’s Eve, the day when every family at Dongda University reunites.

But she is still in custody and can only spend the New Year in the detention center.

"If you have anything on your mind, just tell me. Do you feel like you've been daydreaming for a long time recently?" Gu Xingruo expressed her concerns.

"I'm not worried. I'm just thinking about the future, such as how to make money." Xu Wen said casually.

He wasn't lying, after all, this was one of his concerns.

Gu Xingruo really wanted to say that you don’t have to make money, all my money is yours.

But after spending so much time together, she knew that Xu Wen took his career very seriously and he wouldn't want to hear such words.

"It's already good now. Take your time, it will get better in the future," she encouraged.

"Yes, you are right." Xu Wen nodded and urged Gu Xingruo to continue setting off the fireworks.

He didn't feel it in the past, but now he feels it is too slow.

Gu Xingruo knew that Xu Wen must have other concerns.

But the eldest lady wouldn't think too much. She believed that he would be able to solve all the difficulties. After all, he was so capable.

She just needed to stay with him.

Perhaps because Xia Ning was just mentioned, Gu Xingruo's mind also appeared the other person's shadow.

Yang Yiyao had told her about this before.

Xu Wen’s girlfriend is too thoughtful. She always wants to make herself look like a useful person. They can’t last long.

Two people who are both so thoughtful are destined not to be together.

Gu Xingruo had always been expecting Xu Wen and Xia Ning to break up, but she didn't expect them to break up in this way.

She gradually understood what Yang Yiyao said.

"Come here and try it. This little bee will fly after it is lit!" Gu Xingruo urged Xu Wen, who was walking slowly behind him.

The eldest lady doesn’t have so many thoughts.

She thinks that if two people are together, isn't it enough as long as they make sure they still love each other?

Gu Xingruo put the little bee and the lighter in Xu Wen's hands.

She said it would be nice if there was a smoker now. When she was a child, her grandfather would give her the lit cigarette butts so that she could set off fireworks, which was more useful than a lighter.

Xu Wen lit the fuse, and the little bee really flew out.

"You know how people learn to smoke when they're kids?" he asked.

Gu Xingruo didn't know why he suddenly brought up this topic, but she still replied, "Because everyone in my family and around me smokes, did they learn bad habits?"

"There is this reason, but in many cases, parents let their children light fireworks, and the children ask what to do if the cigarettes go out. The parents then say, 'Can't you take a few puffs?'" Xu Wen spread his hands.

Gu Xingruo shrank her neck after hearing this: "Fortunately my grandfather didn't let me take more than two puffs, so we still use lighters."

At the end, she paused.

Fortunately, she held back because there were children around.

But Xu Ling had no intention of letting her go.

The little girl pulled her arm and said innocently, "Then let's use a lighter!"

The tone is loud and the voice is clear.

Gu Xingruo was in a panic. She didn't know whether to explain or not.

But Xu Wen helped her make the decision.

He flicked his sister's head and pulled her aside: "Don't tease your sister Ruoruo all the time."

Xu Ling covered his head in dissatisfaction and ran away to continue setting off fireworks.

Gu Xingruo had already forgotten what had just happened, and the word "Ruoruo" kept echoing in her head.

Although everyone usually called her that, Xu Wen had never called her that. When these two words came out of his mouth, it was as if there was a special magic that fascinated her.

It’s a pity that “Ruoruo” is followed by the word “jie”.

I have to find a way to make him call me "Ruoruo" directly.

While she was thinking, Xu Wen handed her a fairy wand: "Don't treat her as a child. Children nowadays are precocious and know a lot."

"I'm older than all of you, so it's normal for me to treat you as children. How about you also call me Sister Ruoruo?" Gu Xingruo pretended not to care, but her heart was actually beating wildly.

Although she and Xu Wen were both born in 92, her birthday was in February while Xu Wen's birthday was in September.

Seven months old is considered old.

Gu Xingruo felt that she was really smart. She figured out a way to "trick" Xu Wen into calling her Ruoruo so quickly.

"Okay, Sister Ruoruo." Xu Wen called out without hesitation.

He was familiar with this name because when he was dating Gu Xingruo in his previous life, he often called her Sister Ruoruo.

Because he found that as long as he called her that, she would buy him a lot of things like a real sister.

He called out calmly, but the people who listened to him were not calm at all.

It was obviously cold outside, but Gu Xingruo felt as if her face was burning.

She wanted to hear Xu Wen call her "Ruoruo", but now she found that the name "Sister Ruoruo" seemed more lethal.

Gu Xingruo now really wanted to hold Xu Wen in her arms and rub his head.

Before she could come to her senses, she heard another sentence: "Let's go, Sister Ruoruo, it's almost time to go back for the New Year's Eve dinner."

Hearing this calm tone, Gu Xingruo felt her heart beating faster.

She always felt that Xu Wen did it on purpose and was teasing her.

But when she saw his sincere eyes, she suddenly lost all her thoughts.

While Gu Xingruo was still savoring the moment, Xu Wen had already gone to call Xu Ling who was far away.

Happiness comes quickly and goes quickly.

She now has a new idea.

How can she get Xu Wen to call her "Sister Ruoruo" all the time?

When they returned home, Dai Guizhen was already busy in the kitchen.

There are a lot of dishes to cook, and it will take several hours to finish them.

That’s what Chinese New Year is like.

On New Year's Eve, we have a sumptuous New Year's Eve dinner, and then we eat the leftovers on the first day of the New Year, the second day of the New Year, and the third day of the New Year.
Gu Xingruo is a novice in the kitchen, but she still insists on joining in the fun.

Fortunately, she did not cause any trouble, she was just very busy but no one knew what she was busy with.

When it was the cola chicken wings' turn, she took out the pot of black stuff from the refrigerator.

Dai Guizhen was afraid that Miss Gu would get burned, so she wanted to help fry the chicken wings, but Gu Xingruo insisted on doing it herself.

She stood in front of the pot, and the other three people looked at her anxiously.

Fortunately, apart from some oil splashing at the beginning, no other accidents happened.

Gu Xingruo’s method of making cola chicken wings is very simple.

She first fried the chicken wings until both sides were golden brown, then poured in the marinade for the chicken wings, cooked for a while and then poured in cola to stew.

After seeing this, Xu Ling was surprised and said, "Sister Ruoruo, you really know how to cook? That's amazing!"

Although I don’t know how it tastes, at least the chicken wings were not burnt in the first step.

Gu Xingruo felt embarrassed by the compliment, she took off her apron and stood aside: "I only know how to cook this one dish, I just smelled it and it should be fine."

Xu Wen chuckled after hearing this. Why is he still relying on smelling at this time? What kind of puppy setting is this?

Gu Xingruo walked to the side and muttered in a low voice: "Are you calling me a dog in your heart?"

Xu Wen quickly shook his head, his eyes sincere: "It's okay, I just think you look cute when you cook."

Not long after, the cola chicken wings were ready.

As soon as it was served, Xu Ling couldn't wait to taste it, and uttered a sound of praise after finishing it.

Xu Wen thought it was fake, so he took a bite. Unexpectedly, it tasted surprisingly good.

"How is it?" Gu Xingruo was still a little nervous.

"It's so delicious! This is definitely the best cola chicken wing I have ever eaten!" Xu Ling praised it without reservation.

Xu Wen didn't expect that after Gu Xingruo's tinkering with it for so long, he actually succeeded.

He had to believe that the young lady could really smell the flavors of various seasonings just like a puppy.

"I feel like my brother is calling you a puppy in his heart again." Xu Ling teased while eating.

“Go ahead and tell me, I’ll bite him when I get the chance!” Gu Xingruo let out a “woop”.

"Is this bite closed or separated?" Xu Ling looked around and whispered while her mother was cleaning up the mess.

Gu Xingruo didn't understand what it meant at first, but she quickly reacted.

Just when I was about to say something, Xu Ling had already run away.

It seems that Xu Wen is right.

Kids nowadays mature too precociously!

Dai Guizhen is an old hand in the kitchen and quickly prepared the rest of the dishes.

Although there were only four of us, we managed to cook a large table full of dishes.

She poured drinks for each child and everyone clinked glasses to celebrate the New Year.

Not long after the meal, it was eight o'clock in the evening, and everyone gathered in front of the TV to watch the Spring Festival Gala.

When Gu Xingruo heard that several people had never watched the Spring Festival Gala before, an expression of surprise appeared on her face.

But when I heard that they didn't watch the Spring Festival Gala because they didn't have TV at home, I quickly skipped the topic.

She said that the Spring Festival Gala was particularly interesting, especially a sketch actor named Zhao Benshan. Every time he appeared on stage, no matter what everyone was doing, they would immediately stop what they were doing.

It’s a pity that he is not included in this year’s release.

Gu Xingruo said she was not looking forward to this year's skit show.

But when she heard "What defeats you is not your naivety, but having no shoes", she still couldn't stop laughing.

It was also the first time for Xu Wen to watch the Spring Festival Gala in its entirety, and it was indeed quite interesting.

But in recent years, the Spring Festival Gala clips he saw on short videos have all turned into "making dumplings".

Dai Guizhen watched the Spring Festival Gala while checking the time. When it was eleven o'clock, she went to cook dumplings.

This is the custom in Gu Xingruo's hometown, and she remembers it.

After eating dumplings, she took the children downstairs to set off fireworks, which is called welcoming the gods.

She had no other ideas, she just hoped that Gu Xingruo could find some of the feeling of celebrating the New Year when she was a child here.

When it was almost twelve o'clock in the evening, everyone went back upstairs, waiting for the New Year's bell to ring and watching the host say blessings.

Dai Guizhen was not idle. She went to prepare the bed for Gu Xingruo.

When the host said Happy New Year, 2011 was completely over.

They watched the Spring Festival Gala for a while and then went back to their respective rooms to sleep.

Xu Ling pulled her sister Ruoruo back to the room, and after she changed her clothes, she said mysteriously, "Actually, our family has a custom during the Chinese New Year."

Gu Xingruo was fooled every time and believed it every time. She asked seriously, "What custom is it?"

Seeing that the other party had taken the bait, Xu Ling replied with a smile: "Of course I'll go to my brother's room and ask him for the New Year's money!"

Yes, this is a made-up custom.

She just wanted to have some fun.

(End of this chapter)