Who wants to be a male model after being reborn? I want to be a male god.
Chapter 220 Accidents are Accidents
Chapter 220 Accidents are Accidents
On Friday night, all the students in Computer Class 1 gathered in the classroom.
There is no other reason, it's simply that their class is holding an election for class committee members tonight.
Xu Wen sat in the crowd and definitely looked the least like someone who was running for class committee.
Everyone else was on high alert, using the last bit of time to familiarize themselves with the speeches in their hands.
But he seemed to be fine and even watched the fun.
"Lao Xu, you're not..." Song Jie wanted to ask, "Aren't you nervous?", but he immediately realized that it was useless to ask.
When has Xu Wen ever been nervous?
"I've asked professionals to train you, so don't worry, there will be no problem." He gave everyone a shot of confidence.
Isn’t it just an election for class committee?
Small scene.
Xu Wen now has the leisure time to watch the fun.
For example, those who want to run for class committee are clearly divided into two factions.
One group is the people around him headed by Lan Qiusheng.
Then there is Ding Yue and her little dogs.
In addition to them, there are also some unfamiliar faces who want to run for class committee members.
Xu Wen looked at the people on both sides as if he was watching a Young and Dangerous movie from many years ago.
The two gangs are fighting each other and are now gearing up for a fight.
Only in college can such funny and childish scenes appear, and only in freshmen.
At that time, college students were still very naive. They would occasionally listen to the class committee and thought this was an important position.
When you become an old hand in college, you probably only have one thought left: class committee? What is class committee?
Of course, it is not ruled out that some people think this way in their freshman year.
Lan Qiu Sheng wanted to run for class monitor because she wanted to be a selected candidate, but Xu Wen didn't understand why Ding Yue was so obsessed with the position of class monitor.
Just as he thought of her, he saw the girl put down the speech in her hand and walked towards them.
Following behind her is the little bootlicker Zhao Jiaqi.
When Xu Wen saw this action, he knew that something interesting was about to happen.
Is Ding Yue really planning to make a formal pre-war declaration?
Should he then shout, "Stop fighting! Stop fighting!"
joke.
He was not the only one who saw Ding Yue coming over, but everyone around him also saw it.
At this tense moment, no one was interested in the speeches in their hands anymore, and all eyes were fixed on her.
Xu Wen originally wanted to watch the fun, but he didn't expect Ding Yue to actually walk towards him.
He now seriously suspected that the little girl had masochistic tendencies. She had been humiliated by him so many times, yet she still wanted to do it again.
"Xu Wen, do you really want to run for the position of arts committee member? It's not suitable for you. Why don't you run for the position of league secretary, and I'll run for class monitor. Then we can work together." Ding Yue said with a smile.
She curled her hair with her fingers and her eyes were wandering. She had this attitude towards all boys.
Many science students who have rarely seen girls in high school can't stand this.
But Xu Wen just didn't buy it.
"Are you trying to get me to work with you? I think you're just making trouble for yourself." He responded with a smile.
Ding Yue is indeed very good at forming small groups and can get a lot of votes.
But Xu Wen felt that if such a person became the class monitor, the class would be doomed.
The squad leader must be Lan Qiu Sheng. Only a worker chosen by God is suitable to be the squad leader.
"I don't think you dare. You know you can't become the league secretary, so you don't want to humiliate yourself." Zhao Jiaqi said sarcastically.
Xu Wen was speechless after hearing this typical villain speech.
He now even doubts whether this person's IQ is normal. How did he get admitted to Linda University?
It seems that exams can only examine the students' test-taking ability, but cannot completely screen their IQ.
"Why don't you ask Ding Yue, if she would still care about you if you didn't become the sports committee member?" Song Jie next to him couldn't stand it anymore and provoked him bluntly.
This seemed to really touch Zhao Jiaqi's sore spot. His eyes turned red as he explained word by word: "We are friends."
Song Jie felt that this sounded familiar, as it reminded him of the time when he was fooled by a woman.
He remembered a very classic quote from Xu Wen, which was just right for him at this time: "The warm man is ranked behind the dog, and it will never be your turn even if it's the dog's turn."
Dirty jokes are something that you can basically understand. When Zhao Jiaqi heard them, veins popped out on his clenched fists.
Shi Yunzhou on the side also cooperated and added: "Just ask Ding Yue, ask her if she took the initiative to add Xu Wen. Did she take the initiative to add you?"
This is a pain that he still can't forget.
The goddess he couldn't contact was actually someone else's bootlicker in private.
Xu Wengang was still thinking about how to make this silly kid break down and stop bothering him.
Now it seems that he doesn't need to take any action at all, someone has already done it.
Zhao Jiaqi’s face turned red, he stood there saying “I” for a long time, but didn’t utter a word.
In the end, he simply gave up and decided to go all out, asking everyone about their mother's recent situation, no longer caring about their quality.
But just as he was about to speak, familiar footsteps were heard at the classroom door, and then Cheng Liming pushed the door open.
There were two teachers following behind her.
One of them was very young and looked like an assistant or an intern or something.
No one has seen the other person in person, but most people have seen his photo.
The director of the Computer Department is Li Jiefeng, Director Li.
As soon as the teacher appeared, no one dared to act rashly and the classroom became quiet instantly.
Zhao Jiaqi was so angry that he couldn't vent it and almost suffocated to death.
But in the end he had no choice but to return to his seat.
Before leaving, he glared at a few people, as if to say, "Just wait."
Neither Song Jie nor Shi Yunzhou were cowards. They glared back fiercely without backing down at all.
Before leaving, Ding Yue tempted him again: "It's not too late for you to change your mind now. I will help you run for the League branch secretary."
Xu Wen ignored her. He sat down in his seat and looked at Li Jiefeng.
He didn't understand why the college director was invited to run for class committee when the freshmen were just running for election.
This is going to be a three-court trial.
If this is the normal situation, then Director Li is really responsible.
After Cheng Liming appeared, the class became completely quiet.
She walked to the front, explained a few things about tonight's tasks, and then said, "Those who want to run for election, please come up and give a speech, starting with class monitor."
Ding Yue remembered the lesson from the last time he chose the person in charge of military training and was the first to rush to the front.
After all, the reason Cheng Liming chose Lan Qiu Sheng to be the person in charge last time was that she was the first one to go up.
Cheng Liming didn't say much and just let her start her speech.
Ding Yue usually looks frivolous and unreliable, but he is very serious when giving a speech.
She spoke without a script throughout the whole speech, looking directly at everyone below her without stuttering.
The main content of the speech is basically clichés, such as uniting classmates, helping classmates and so on.
She emphasized this to the large group of boys below.
As long as you choose her as the class monitor, you can always talk to her alone if you encounter any difficulties or setbacks in the future.
After saying this, she did not forget to add a bright smile.
After reading it, Xu Wen had only one thought.
what is this?
Honey trap?
If it weren't for the teacher, the students would probably have started to make a noise.
After Ding Yue, it was Lan Qiu Sheng's turn.
Compared with the previous one, she seems much more serious.
Writing without a script is a basic operation, and the content of the campaign draft was also adjusted with the help of professional Xu Ze.
The theme of the speech is simple.
Class 1 is a big group, and everyone should unite and help each other to get through the next four years. Not only the class is united, but the class committee is also united, and there will definitely be no "small groups" appearing.
It is self-evident who Lan Qiu Sheng is targeting.
Xu Wen handled the matter in the same way as he had told Gu Xingruo.
Since some people like Ding Yue’s small group, there must be some people who don’t like it.
But in order to fit in or to see the atmosphere, one has to cooperate.
These are the people's votes they are trying to win.
After Lan Qiu Sheng finished his speech, no one else went on stage to speak.
They were the only two running for the position.
After the class monitor's campaign speech, the rest of the speeches were a bit boring.
Some of them even came here purely to join in the fun, and just said "I want to be something, and I hope everyone will vote for me" and then left.
There are even more abstract people who simply say, "I want extra points, so please vote for me."
After seeing this, Xu Wen decided to add another sentence to the one he had thought of before.
Not only can grades not completely screen out IQ, they can't even screen out EQ.
This boring scene did not end until Xu Wen appeared.
There were four people in the class running for the position of arts committee member, and the first three just spoke a few simple sentences.
But when it was Xu Wen's turn, he went straight to the stage with an electric piano.
Shi Yunzhou and Song Jie were like assistants, quickly helping him set up the electric piano and plug it in.
This electric piano was donated by President Yang. Xu Wen had seen it before in Black Cat Tarot and originally thought it was just a decoration, but it turned out to be really playable.
This time I remembered it and borrowed it.
Yang Yiyao said that she wanted to learn piano when she was a child, but her parents did not allow her.
When she had money and wanted to study on her own, she bought the textbooks herself, and then she found out how wise her parents' decision was.
I was only happy when I bought this digital piano, and then it became a decoration in the store.
It was only when Xu Wen brought it here today that it really regained its glory.
After Shi Yunzhou and Song Jie set up the electric piano, Xu Wen also adjusted his chair.
He made an "ok" gesture and they both returned to their seats.
"I think to be a cultural and arts committee member, other things are not important. The most important thing is to be able to participate in cultural and arts performances." Xu Wen's campaign speech only had this simple sentence.
Then he put his hands on the electric piano, and the sound of the piano slowly flowed out.
Then came his magnetic voice: "Waste yesterday, now you."
Xu Wen is not a piano master, but he has no problem pretending to play and sing.
His piano was indeed taught by a piano teacher.
However, he did not learn it on his own initiative, nor did he spend any money, but the other party gave him money.
To put it bluntly, it's role-playing, and there are penalties for playing badly.
It’s better not to talk about this kind of thing.
In short, the teacher teaches very seriously and he works very seriously.
While serving customers well, he actually learned the basics of piano.
Later it became one of his talents.
Xu Wen chose to perform today mainly because he felt that piano looked more convincing and not many people could play it.
Xu Wen's piano playing not only attracted the students sitting in the classroom, but also spread to the corridor.
Many people who liked to watch the fun came over following the sound of the piano.
After discovering that someone was playing music in the classroom, they all leaned over the windows to watch, and finally more and more people gathered.
Everyone was curious about what the people inside were doing.
Performance rehearsal?
But when I looked at the blackboard, I found out that it was the class committee election.
Xu Wen and his generation grew up watching the Chinese Paladin series.
Some people even played the Legend of Sword and Fairy series as their first computer game.
When the familiar melody sounded, they seemed to be back in that carefree summer vacation.
They held watermelons in their hands and watched TV, moved to tears by the love, hate and passion depicted in the TV series.
As teenagers, they may not think it is a big deal.
But when I think back on it many years later, I realize that it was the happiest time of my life.
It's a pity that I can never go back.
Xu's gentle and deep voice is very suitable for singing this kind of lyrical song.
Coupled with his pair of peach blossom eyes that are so affectionate that even a dog can see through them, he is a powerful weapon that is invincible.
In the past, as long as he looked at a girl singing with deep affection, she would be willing to give him money.
However, all the above skills are useless now.
Because most of the people sitting in the classroom are boys.
Everyone has only one idea in their head.
It sounds pretty good, really awesome.
But that's enough.
When Xu Wen finished singing the first chorus, his piano playing came to an abrupt end.
He stood up from his chair and bowed slightly: "I hope everyone will vote for me."
He was greeted with loud applause.
There was not only applause in the classroom, but also applause outside the classroom.
Tonight's class committee election was so dull until this song.
Perhaps in the future the only memory everyone will have of today will be that Xu Wen went up to play and sing the song "Preference".
After Xu Wen came down, the two assistants hurried to put away the electric piano and put it away.
"Sometimes I feel like you know everything and can do anything." Lan Qiu Sheng turned his head and sighed.
"There's nothing I can do about it. I have super powers." Xu Wen said casually.
As soon as he finished speaking, the assistant next to Cheng Liming came up and brought the class committee election back on track.
"The voting will be secret ballot. Please write down the names of the candidates for class committee on a piece of paper. If you want to abstain, just leave it blank." She demanded, holding up the paper in her hand.
Tonight's campaign has finally reached its most critical moment.
After receiving the note, the students took out their pens and started writing on it.
Xu Wen’s choice was very simple. They just chose their own people. No matter whether the teacher agreed or not, they would just choose them first.
As for the only vacant life squad leader position, he just picked one at random, and he didn't choose Ding Yue anyway.
After everyone had finished writing, she collected the ballots again.
Cheng Liming and Li Jiefeng got up and went to the empty classroom next to them.
She randomly selected a few people in the classroom and asked them to follow her to the next classroom to count the votes.
The rest of the people were waiting for the results in the classroom.
In fact, when running for class committee, the most nervous time is not when giving a speech. Now is the most nervous time.
Xu Wen was still the most relaxed one. He felt that based on his performance just now, he would definitely be the cultural and arts committee member.
He is looking forward to it.
The expectations were dashed.
He was not elected as the cultural and arts committee member.
Cheng Liming held up the final list of class committee members and read out, "Class monitor, Xu Wen."
(End of this chapter)
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