Who wants to be a male model after being reborn? I want to be a male god.
Chapter 141 Xu Wen Strategy Manual
Chapter 141 Xu Wen Strategy Manual
Xu Wen originally had no intention of participating in any fortune-telling activities.
But Yang Yiyao was standing at the door and waving at him non-stop, very enthusiastically. The two kittens were also squatting on the ground and meowing.
He couldn't refuse the invitation, so he got up and went to the cabin.
There is a famous saying among Dongda people, "Since you are already here", and since Boss Yang promised to give it to him for free, Xu Wen did not refuse.
He was also very curious about what this charlatan had to say to him.
Could it be that they were meant to be together? Xu Wen began to think.
People are always curious about things they have never seen.
When walking into the room, Yang Yiyao emphasized again: "This is the first time this year that I have shown the horoscope to others for free."
When she first started studying astrology in high school, she was not very proficient and gave it to others for free.
Later, when the store first opened, she also watched a lot of them for free.
But ever since the shop became famous, Master Yang started charging a lot of money.
Xu Wen walked into the room and looked around. Apart from the decoration, this room was actually more like a psychological counseling room.
He feels that whether it is fortune-telling in the East or divination in the West, as long as one is in this line of work, they are actually similar to psychological counselors.
It's like if you tell a fortune teller that you've been in a bad mood lately and everything seems to be going wrong.
He will definitely not say that it is your problem, but will say that it is not your fault, but that there are villains around you who are against you.
Just spend 399 to buy his magic weapon and you can drive away the villain.
How can this not be considered a form of psychological therapy? After listening to it, I suddenly stopped being so anxious.
Xu Wen has never told fortunes, but he thinks a fortune teller probably has the same function.
He sat on the sofa and leaned back slightly. The leather under him was very comfortable, making him feel like he was sinking into it.
This may also be a little trick of the business. A more comfortable sofa is more likely to attract customers to stay.
After seeing Xu Wen take his seat, Yang Yiyao also walked to her seat and sat down, followed by Xiaobai and Xiaoxiaobai.
The two cats seemed to enjoy watching their owner tell fortunes for the guests and jumped onto the table one after another.
They are very well behaved. They don't make any noise or touch anything. They just lie there quietly.
"Have you ever heard of a saying?" Yang Yiyao asked as he opened the laptop on the table.
"What?" Xu Wen felt his body gradually sinking on the sofa, and he became more and more sleepy.
"Small animals prefer to be close to people with clean souls." Yang Yiyao explained, "They rarely stay around guests."
Xu Wen knew that the "they" Yang Yiyao was referring to were the two cats.
"Senior, it may be because I ate grilled sausage on the road and the smell has not yet dissipated." Xu Wen, who has been reborn once, still chooses to believe in science.
Those two grilled sausages that were made with high-tech and hard work were indeed very fragrant, and I don’t know what was added to them.
He believed that it was the smell of grilled sausages that attracted the two cats, rather than the cleanliness of their souls.
And even if the soul really exists, Xu Wen feels that his soul may not be clean.
Yang Yiyao, dressed as a witch, must have believed in mysticism more. She ignored Xu Wen's excuses and pushed the laptop directly in front of him.
Then he said: "Please enter your date, time and place of birth."
Xu Wen saw a browser open on the computer screen, and the page on it looked like the kind of website where you work hard to do a test but in the end you can only pay to see the results.
He was now even more convinced that Yang Yiyao was a charlatan, but wasn't his deception a bit too casual? Wasn't he pretending?
"Senior, is this something new? Computer fortune-telling?" Although Xu Wen was complaining, he still entered his information on it.
Faced with doubts, Yang Yiyao was not annoyed. She said patiently: "Junior brother, don't rush to make conclusions about things you don't understand. You should learn with an open mind."
She took the computer back from Xu Wen.
In fact, she had already obtained these data from the previous owner, but in order to make the show complete, she had to let Xu Wen fill it out again.
After getting the notebook back, Yang Yiyao filled in the longitude and latitude of her birthplace which she had already confirmed.
After entering all the information, the website will instantly draw a horoscope.
She turned the computer around again and let Xu Wen see the results.
At the same time, he explained: "This is the astrolabe. It shows the state of the stars in the sky at the moment you were born."
"In the past, this map had to be drawn up piece by piece by astrologers."
"But I am a witch from the 21st century. I must have more advanced equipment. Nowadays, star charts can be generated by a computer with just one click."
"And my role is to help you unlock the secrets on the star disk."
Yang Yiyao explained a lot in one breath, and Xu Wen was a little confused.
He roughly understood what she wanted to express. This was not computer fortune-telling. It was just a picture that had been determined long ago. If he wanted to know what this picture expressed, he needed the help of someone like Yang Yiyao.
It sounds more reliable and less like a charlatan.
But Xu Wen still had a question: "Is this how you usually calculate? Just let the customer input the information."
Yang Yiyao shook her head: "That's definitely not the case. Of course I have to act mysterious, but you are doing it for free, so I will simplify the process."
Xu Wen felt as if he knew some incredible industry secret.
"So? What can you tell about me from this picture? Can you help me calculate when I will get rich?" he asked proactively.
People who choose fortune-telling probably want to calculate this kind of thing the most.
"The horoscope cannot predict the future, but it can help you better understand yourself," Yang Yiyao explained.
She pulled out a wooden magic wand from somewhere and began to analyze the horoscope on the computer.
"From this picture, I can see that your sun sign is Virgo, your moon sign is Scorpio, and your rising sign is also Virgo."
After the analysis, she added her own complaint: "It's rare to see a Virgo as typical as you."
Xu Wen was confused by what he heard. He just wanted to ask, "So what? What does this mean?"
But he didn't ask, just continued to listen quietly.
"Your horoscope is dominated by a large proportion of negative signs. You have a passive personality and weak autonomy. You spend more time responding to others."
Yang Yiyao continued.
"You rarely make choices on your own initiative. Your inner world is complete and independent, and you resist establishing connections with people outside."
She and Shan Zhu made the same analysis at the time, and explained to him that Xu Wen was not ignoring her, but his zodiac sign was slow to warm up.
This is to comfort the single owner's heart which is hurt by the failure of each confession.
She didn't expect at that time that this sentence could be used to comfort herself later.
Xu Wen didn't intentionally not give her his contact information, he was just reluctant to establish contact with strangers.
In short, it’s all the fault of the zodiac.
After hearing Yang Yiyao's analysis, Xu Wen did not feel much of a stir.
An ambiguous statement like this, if thrown into a crowd, can knock out a large group of people.
And did he rarely make choices on his own initiative? The sufferings that life had given him left him with no choice but to grit his teeth and move forward.
"I thought you would start by talking about how many people there are in my family and what is placed in what position." Xu Wen joked. The thing that satisfied him most in this room was the sofa under him. It was really comfortable to lie on it.
"Then I can't figure it out. You have to tell me yourself." While Yang Yiyao was speaking, he was also silently observing Xu Wen.
His expression remained calm the entire time, as if he had a very powerful defense mechanism in his heart that could not be broken through with just a few words.
Yang Yiyao continued, "The mutable signs in your horoscope account for the largest proportion. So, you are very adaptable. You will show different personalities when facing different people. You are flexible and changeable, just like a chameleon."
She told the single owner at the time that what you see on the other person may not be real, but he is deliberately performing for you.
If you want your relationship to have a future, you have to break through the disguise and see the real him. Only then can the relationship progress. Otherwise, it will just stay on the surface.
Everyone understands the truth, but judging from the subsequent results, the girl named Gu Xingruo did not seem to do it.
Yang Yiyao has also been trying hard to see the real Xu Wen recently.
But I found it a bit difficult, as each of them seemed to be the real him, and none of them seemed to be him.
Xu Wen was already a little sleepy, but was perked up by Yang Yiyao's second analysis.
He felt that this astrologer was indeed like a psychologist, and all he said were compliments.
In Xu Wen's previous career as a male model, he was indeed like a chameleon. After all, different clients wanted different boyfriends.
He has to first guess the other party's preferences through a few words, and then act in a way that the guest likes.
It is easy to be handsome, call someone sister and have a drink, but if you want to retain customers and turn them into repeat customers, it all depends on your inner strength.
"That's not true. I feel like I've always been myself." Xu Wen retorted.
At least in this life, he began to try to listen to his inner voice instead of always thinking about pleasing and flattering others.
Faced with doubts, Yang Yiyao was not at all flustered. She said calmly: "You just haven't encountered the time when you need to disguise yourself. Otherwise, you are better than anyone else."
She didn't even bother to talk about him.
A person who never reveals his true thoughts to others actually says that he has always been himself?
Yang Yiyao did not wait for Xu Wen to respond, and continued to analyze: "You attach great importance to material and economic security. You have a strong emotional dependence on wealth. You even actively materialize yourself and use material things to measure your own value."
Based on this analysis, Yang Yiyao suggested at the time that Shan should establish a "interest entanglement" with the other party.
When money is involved in a relationship and he feels secure financially, the relationship has the potential to develop rapidly.
Yang Yiyao didn’t understand Danzhu’s financial situation at the time, but anyone who could spend so much money to ask her for divination must be someone who is not short of money.
So her advice is to use money to conquer the other person when he feels comfortable, create a "entanglement of interests" and make him feel safe.
But this also failed in the end.
Yang Yiyao never doubted her professional level. She felt that there might be some problems with Danzhu himself.
Now it seems that this rule can definitely be applied to her.
No matter how rich Gu Xingruo is, it is her father's money after all, and she cannot spend too much on Xu Wen.
Although she is not as rich as those rich second-generations, every penny of the money is hers and she can spend it freely.
Yang Yiyao was looking forward to the day when Xu Wen would fall at the feet of this rich woman.
Xu Wen's originally aroused interest was dampened by this third analysis.
There is no other reason, it's just that this statement is too general. Is there anyone in this world who doesn't love money?
The reason why he cares so much about money is simply because he lacks money and his family needs money.
People who can’t even afford enough food and clothing can’t think about anything else. The only thing on their mind is money.
Xu Wen now has more than two million in his hands, but he still feels it is not enough and he feels very insecure.
He wanted to make more money.
After briefly analyzing a few points, Yang Yiyao put away the magic wand and asked with a smile: "How is it? Do you feel the charm of divination? There is still a lot to say about your star map."
What she didn't mention was Xu Wen's marriage. He was easily attracted to people who were enthusiastic, cheerful, quick-witted, and friendly.
Yang Yiyao thought about it carefully, isn't this talking about her?
She became the president of the student union because she is enthusiastic and cheerful; she opened a fortune-telling shop because she is smart and quick-witted; she is friendly and has a good relationship with people in school.
So this is totally her!
Yang Yiyao deliberately didn't say anything. She wanted to wait for Xu Wen to ask and then recommend herself.
However, the other party did not mean to ask, but just replied perfunctorily: "It is quite interesting, sometimes I feel that you are talking about me."
Yang Yiyao had been an astrologer for many years and could tell at a glance that this was not his true words.
If someone really thought so, he would have jumped up from the sofa excitedly now, instead of looking so uninterested.
She picked up the cat next to her and put it to her ear, then said "hmm" and "hmm" twice.
While putting the cat down, Yang Yiyao said, "Xiaobai just told me that you were complaining about me in your heart!"
There was a hint of complaint in her tone.
Of course cats can't talk, this is all her bet.
Yang Yiyao has seen so many horoscopes and is very familiar with people like Xu Wen.
On the surface, they appear humble and low-key, friendly to everyone, and gentle. But in fact, they find fault with everyone and dislike everyone.
But the real thoughts behind this are hidden in their hearts.
When Xu Wen heard this, he was a little skeptical that cats could talk.
From the moment he entered this fortune-telling shop until now, he has been silently complaining in his heart.
However, after being surprised, he quickly realized that there is no magic in the world and cats cannot speak. This was just a trick played by Yang Yiyao to deceive him.
"Of course not, I really think it's interesting." Xu Wen refused to admit it.
After experiencing the divination, he began to feel a little bored, wondering when the master that Yang Yiyao had arranged for him would arrive.
Yang Yiyao just smiled when she heard this, she knew it was still a disguise.
However, it doesn’t matter whether Xu Wen believes in zodiac signs or not. This is not her purpose today.
"After I finished calculating for you, I felt that you are very similar to someone I calculated some time ago. Not just similar, you are exactly the same!" Yang Yiyao said in an exaggerated tone.
She said uncertainly, "You don't have a brother, do you?"
After hearing this, Xu Wen immediately denied it: "I only have a younger sister, who is a few years younger than me. Has she ever come to you for a fortune telling?"
As soon as he said this, he denied it himself, saying that this store was expensive and Xu Ling would never come.
"Wait for me to look for it." Yang Yiyao began to look through the computer.
Disclosing customer information is unethical.
But Yang Yiyao felt that she needed to do so.
She always believed that efforts that were not known to others were not considered efforts, and she wanted Xu Wen to know Gu Xingruo's efforts.
Since she can't deal with Xia Ning alone.
Then muddy the situation!
The analysis of Xu Wen’s star map was not written randomly according to the needs of the plot.
If there really is a person named Xu Wen in the world, according to his information, then he has such a star map.
It’s quite fun to think about it.
Next time I have a writer’s block, I will go and tell fortunes for the protagonist.
(End of this chapter)
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