Who wants to be a male model after being reborn? I want to be a male god.

Chapter 105 No, Brother Jie
Xu Wen came to the boys' dormitory. After finding the dormitory manager downstairs and completing the formalities, he successfully got the dormitory key.

Today is the first day for freshmen to register, and there is some chaos in the dormitory.

In addition to the freshmen, there were also their parents, school volunteers, and even some people who just came in to have fun.

Xu Wen noticed that his mother was helping to handle the dormitory procedures, his father was out buying military training uniforms, his grandfather had just returned with various things bought from the supermarket, and his grandmother stayed there to keep them company.

It is difficult for him to comment, but he can only say that it is indeed the top priority for every family in the University of Tokyo to get their children admitted to university.

Compared with these people, he seemed a little lonely. Looking around, it seemed as if he was the only one.

But it's better this way, it makes it easier for him to move.

After completing the formalities and purchasing the military training uniform, he walked to the dormitory alone. It was still early, so he should be the first to arrive.

In addition to students who come to the dormitory to handle formalities, there are also those who come in just to play.

For example, Xu Wen just saw four boys surrounding a girl and walking upstairs to the dormitory.

The girl was wearing a small camisole and a short skirt that was not even halfway to her thighs.

She had long dark green hair and wore all kinds of accessories, looking like a typical hot girl.

These people didn't take anything. They probably wanted to take advantage of the fact that they could come in and out of the dormitory freely today to come here and have fun.

But, four boys and one girl come to the boys’ dormitory to play?

Xu Wen maintained the same thought as before.

Not good to rate.

If you think about it carefully, not a single place is wasted.

The girl was chatting and laughing with the four boys, and seemed to be at ease in the group. It was hard to tell which one was her boyfriend.

Maybe not.

When Xu Wen passed by a few people, he clearly felt that the girls seemed to stop and look at him.

But he didn't care because he had gotten used to it over the years.

Xu Wen pretended that he saw nothing and walked straight to the dormitory door.

His dormitory is at the end of the first floor. There is a small supermarket not far away. The cafeteria is not far from the dormitory building. The location is very convenient.

If possible, he hopes to live here for his four years in college without moving.

Just as Xu Wen was about to use the key to open the door, he suddenly felt someone patting his shoulder.

"You are Xu Wen, right? My name is Song Jie, and I'm your roommate!" The boy said in a very enthusiastic tone.

Just as he was wondering how this person knew him, he saw four portraits on the wall next to the dormitory, with their names and beds below them.

"I thought I was the first one to arrive, but I didn't expect someone to come earlier than me." Xu Wen turned around and shook hands with his roommate behind him.

Song Jie has a neat crew cut, handsome features, and looks very reliable.

Xu Wen felt that he looked familiar, and then he remembered that he was one of the four boys next to the hot girl just now.

How come I lost one while walking?
"I came here yesterday, and I had nowhere to go so I came to school early. I didn't expect that someone would actually receive me."

Before Xu Wen opened the door, Song Jie had already opened the dormitory door.

The sun was shining brightly in the morning, making the dormitory warm, and the tiles on the floor were even clean and reflective.

Not only the floor, but even the table and the bed were spotless, which did not look like a dormitory at all.

Xu Wen remembers that when he first lived in the dormitory, he received many "small gifts" from seniors.

Among them there are even small pieces of paper that are suspected to be the senior’s billions of descendants.

It took them a long time to clean it up.

But the dormitory in front of me was completely different. It was not only clean and tidy, but also had the smell of air freshener when I walked in.

"Brother Jie, you didn't start cleaning up as soon as you arrived yesterday, did you?" Xu Wen asked curiously.

You know, the school would definitely not be so kind as to help them clean their dormitories.

It was easy for Xu Wen to call him Brother Jie, but he felt it was inappropriate as soon as he said it. But then he thought, it is 2011 now and this joke is not popular yet.

Otherwise, if Song Jie suddenly said, "Give me a drink!" he would be embarrassed.

"It was so dirty when I came here yesterday. I had nothing to do anyway, so I cleaned it up from inside to outside." Song Jie scratched his head and smiled shyly.

"You are so hardworking. Let us clean up together!" he said.

But he will definitely be happy if someone helps him clean up. Who would like to work?
Song Jie's first impression of him has reached its peak. He is truly a great man.

He began to wonder how such a reliable and honest person could be hanging out with that hot girl.

"It's just something that comes naturally to me. I do it all the time at home." Song Jie took out a cigarette from his pocket and handed it to Xu Wen: "Want to have one?"

What should two men do if they don't know each other well? Smoke a cigarette together, chat, and they can become friends immediately.

It’s a pity that Xu Wen doesn’t know how to smoke.

Although he has been working in places like bars, he still cannot accept the smell of cigarettes. Even the slightest puff will make his throat sore.

But not smoking is a good thing.

For example, customers often say that he has a sweet mouth, unlike some others whose mouths look like ashtrays. They all want to shout for their money back!
"Ah, you don't smoke, then I'll go out and smoke!"

Before Xu Wen could say it was okay, Song Jie had already opened the dormitory door and squatted outside the corridor.

He lit the cigarette in his hand and the smoke rose slowly.

"It's good not to smoke. If you don't smoke, I will smoke outside in the future. I also want to quit, but I haven't been able to quit after many attempts." Song Jie sighed while enjoying the cigarette in his hand, and he didn't show any intention of quitting smoking.

So far, Xu Wen has a very good impression of this new roommate.

Not only did she clean the dormitory by herself, but she also didn't smoke in front of him even though she knew he didn't smoke.

If the dormitory is full of such nice people, how could there be any dormitory conflicts?
Song Jie was squatting outside smoking, and Xu Wen considerately brought him a chair.

The two of them had nothing to do, so they sat in the dormitory and chatted.

Through the conversation, Xu Wen learned that Song Jie was from Shanxi Province. Because his mother was Mongolian, he took his mother's ethnicity so that he could get extra points in the college entrance examination.

"I don't think you look like a Han Chinese, no wonder." Xu Wen sighed.

"Don't really take me as a Mongolian. I grew up in Shanxi Province and I don't know anything. Don't ask me if I can ride a horse, wrestle, or live in a yurt." Song Jie reminded with a smile.

"Brother Jie, do you live in a yurt?"

Appropriate amount of being servile can quickly bring two strangers closer together.

"Stop, stop, stop. Not only do I live in a yurt, I also ride a horse to school. Our college entrance exam will include horseback archery!"

After the joke, the two began to talk about their respective situations.

Xu Wen thought Song Jie was the same age as him, but when he asked, he found out that he was born in 90, two years older than him.

After a detailed chat, I found out that he had repeated a grade for two consecutive years and with the extra points given as a minority, he was able to be admitted to Linyi University.

"Brother, you are a tough guy. I feel tired after just one year in senior high school, but you studied for three years." Xu Wen gave him a thumbs up.

He had met several such tough guys when he was a teacher in a tutoring class.

However, for most students, their scores get lower the more they repeat the year. There are very few who can actually get into a prestigious school like Song Jie.

"It's all tears if I talk too much. I won't talk to you about the details. I can talk for three days and three nights, but I'm afraid you'll be bored." Song Jie put out the cigarette butt and threw it into the trash can.

Only then did Xu Wen realize that the public trash cans were covered with a black plastic bag.

With roommates like this, as long as you don't go too far during the four years of college, do something on your own, and coax him/her out a little from time to time, then you can have a happy life.

"By the way, Brother Xu, how many points did you get in the college entrance examination?" Song Jie asked curiously.

"About 700." Xu Wen did not say the specific score.

However, Song Jie was still curious and continued to ask, "This is too high! How much is seven hundred?"

Xu Wen had no choice but to tell the truth: "Seven hundred and forty-one."

As he expected, there was a moment of silence in the air after he said the score.

He sighed silently in his heart. It seemed that he would have to experience such scenes many times in the days to come.

"Fuck!" Song Jie's voice was very loud. Thousands of words finally converged into the two most classic words.

He quickly asked, "You're not the top scorer in the college entrance examination in your province, are you?"

Xu Wen nodded.

He also guessed what Song Jie wanted to ask, so he explained: "I am homesick. I will die if I leave home within a hundred kilometers, so I came here."

With this joke, the atmosphere between the two returned to the previous state of chatting and laughing.

"Oh, what you said makes me miss home. In fact, I also want to apply to a school near my home. I don't want to come so far." Song Jie sighed slightly after laughing.

Xu Wen knew that it was time for the story segment.

There are only a few reasons why Song Jie left his hometown: his parents' request, the pursuit of a prestigious school, or...
He is a bootlicker, Xu Wen couldn't help but think.

There was no way. The hot girl outside just now, coupled with Song Jie's honest personality, made it impossible for him not to think in this way.

I guess the plot is pretty simple too.

Song Jie came to this school for that girl, but after chasing her, the two of them did not end up together.

This kind of plot was common in 2011.

After all, the dog-licking economy has not collapsed yet, and the mainstream idea is that if you love her, you have to spend money on her.

When Xu Wen was about to listen to Song Jie's story, another person walked in and interrupted their conversation.

"Nisan, why didn't you come up with us just now?"

He looked towards the door and saw that it was indeed the hot girl from before. As soon as she opened her mouth, she shocked him.

What the hell is Nissan?

Why does it use the island language and mix it with Chinese?
Hasn't he been reborn into the era of the ACG world where everyone hates him? How can there still be such people?
But no matter how much he complained, it was just a personal hobby after all, so Xu Wen said nothing.

Song Jie didn't seem to find this address strange, it seemed like he called him that normally.

"I saw someone walking towards my dorm, so I went to see if it was my roommate," he explained to the girl in front of him.

When the word "roommate" was mentioned, the hottie's eyes visibly lit up.

She tugged at Song Jie's clothes and said expectantly, "Nissan Nissan, this is your roommate, come and introduce him to me."

Xu Wen's ears hurt a little, and he was so embarrassed that goose bumps appeared all over his body.

He didn't understand how someone like Song Jie could get together with such a mentally ill person.

Although he didn't understand, Xu Wen understood one thing.

It looked like this little psychopath was targeting him.

I can’t beat the dark horse! Woo woo woo!
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(End of this chapter)