Great Lord: Buddha has mercy on us, evil spirits please stay away

Chapter 78 When a fellow villager meets a fellow villager, tears well up in his eyes
"Emperor Yan, you know me well. I am an honest man. I have never had a serious relationship with a woman. I am commonly known as a virgin!"

Ye Kong's face was full of sincerity, and his eyes revealed surprise and confusion at having encountered such an unexpected disaster, and even a hint of anger.

Is there a saying in this world that men are virgins in their previous lives? I don't think I've heard of it in the past few hundred years.

A trace of doubt arose in his heart. Seeing that Ye Kong was about to point two fingers to the sky and swear, Xiao Yan thought that young people these days were too thin-skinned. He pressed down his fingers and softened his tone.

"Xiao Ye, why are you so nervous? I didn't say you hooked up with my daughter. It's just that my daughter is interested in you. It's not that serious. Relax."

"I swear here again that I am really not interested in your daughter. How about you please lock her up for a few more decades? Anyway, I heard that she has been sleeping for many years, so it doesn't matter if she sleeps a little longer.

Decades later, I should have gotten married long ago, and even if I didn't, I would never miss her. What do you think?"

Xiao Yan's comfort did not stop Ye Kong from persisting in his determination to swear. He even gave Xiao Yan a heartfelt suggestion, which made Xiao Yan's face twitch.

"Xiao Lin, don't stop me! I'm going to go out and beat this bastard to death right now! I'm so pissed off! After all, I spent two days with him looking for something!"

In the void not far away, Xiao Xiao, who was hiding and eavesdropping secretly, was so angry at Ye Kong's words that he bared his teeth and claws, wishing he could go out and tear Ye Kong's mouth apart.

Damn bastard, how dare you say such things in front of my old man!

Xiao Lin sighed endlessly and trapped Xiao Xiao in the spiritual power barrier. His eyes were full of sympathy when he looked at Ye Kong.

My dear brother, I can’t help you this time. I don’t know what the two mothers said to father, why he sent his spiritual clone to see you in the middle of the night, and asked us to come together to witness your true face.

At the moment, it seems that dad won't do anything to you, but if you keep talking, I, your sister, might really worry about you for the rest of my life.

"My dear friend, I understand what you mean. But she is my daughter after all. It would be inappropriate for you to keep her locked up for decades. My two wives would not agree to it."

Remembering what he had promised Cai Lin and Xun'er during the Sage Time, Xiao Yan's face became serious. He used his spiritual power to condense an ancient lamp and handed it to Ye Kong, who looked innocent.

"My dear friend Huan Kong, I already know roughly what happened last time. It was my daughter who came to you first and caused you to have a feud with the Phoenix Clan.

Naturally, I, the Endless Flame Territory, will have to show some signs of this cause and effect. I will have a conversation with the Phoenix King at the Phoenix Tribe.
This lamp is my token of apology for the two little guys. If you are in danger, crush it and I will come to you."

"Junior thanks Emperor Yan."

Ye Kong put the ancient lamp into the mustard bracelet with shining eyes, then raised his head and said tentatively:
"Senior, if decades won't work, maybe locking her up for three to five years would be ok, right?

She told me before that within three years, most of the seals in her body would be removed. To be honest, I was a little scared, but I couldn't show my fear on the spot. Will she become the Supreme Heavenly Master directly in three years?"

Xiao Yan was amused when he heard this. He touched his nose and thought for a while, then a playful expression appeared on his face:

"It's hard to say. Her cultivation is special and even I can't predict it."

Fortunately, the pressure is not too terrible. Ye Kong heaved a sigh of relief when he heard this.

Seeing Ye Kong relax, Xiao Yan immediately added:
“But with the support of the Azure Dragon Blood Essence you gave her and the resources of my Endless Fire Territory, her Seven-Colored Sky-Swallowing Python will be able to complete its final evolution in these three years and become a Nine-Colored Sky-Swallowing Python that is comparable to a super divine beast, which means she will have the strength of a Heavenly Supreme.”

Damn it, then isn't it possible that I will be suppressed by her?! And she will suppress me with her pet?!

Not bad, not bad, the little guy finally panicked. This is the expression I wanted. I haven’t teased a child for a long time. This expression is really interesting to see.

Seeing Ye Kong's frightened expression, Xiao Yan smiled secretly in his heart and said unintentionally:

“Although I don’t know if she will become a Heavenly Supreme in three years, with my guidance, it should not be a problem for her to become an ordinary Earthly Supreme.

I still have to thank you for giving her the Azure Dragon Essence Blood to help her solve her physical problems. Otherwise, she would fall asleep soon after coming out to move around, and I would have no chance to teach her how to practice."

Will it be a problem if you say all your words at once? I am really worried now...

Ye Kong looked ashen. He still had confidence that he could become the Supreme of Earth within three years, but forget about becoming the Supreme of Heaven. In the original novel, Xiao Xiao became the Supreme of Heaven after hibernating for a while. Who could compare with her?

"Humph! You deserve it! Just wait and see how I deal with you in three years!"

Xiao Xiao, who was trapped in the spiritual barrier, clenched her fists and threw dozens of hook punches from afar at Ye Kong who couldn't see her, as if she could already imagine how she would ravage this hateful guy in three years.

"It's miserable, brother. You are really miserable."

Xiao Lin who was standing by had never seen his sister so excited. Even when she suppressed him as a child, she was not so happy. Now it seemed that his brother was really doomed!

Brother, why did you give her such a good thing in the first place? Wouldn't it be enough to just give her a few million Supreme Spirit Liquid as a token of appreciation?

Now you've dug a huge hole for yourself, and you'll probably never be able to climb out of it in this lifetime.

"If you say so, I will have to stay in seclusion or wander around the world for the next three years. I will not dare to go out normally until I become the Supreme Heaven."

After realizing the huge gap in strength between the enemy and us, Ye Kong sincerely played the "avoid fighting card" to Xiao Yan.

Xiao Yan eagerly stepped forward and put his arm around Ye Kong's shoulders. He smiled evilly and said:
"Hey, little brother, you don't have to be too nervous. My daughter is a nice person except that she holds grudges, loves to mess with others, and likes to bully me. You didn't do anything excessive to her. It's just a quarrel between young people. She will definitely not make you suffer too much."

Oh, how can I be so happy when I see this kid about to be bullied by Xiao Xiaoxiao in the future? No, I have to restrain myself a little.

"Senior Yan Di, can I ask you two a question?"

Ye Kong raised two fingers with a heavy expression towards the laughing Xiao Yan.

"Hey, go ahead and talk. I'm listening. I promise to do my best to answer you." Xiao Yan grinned.

"First question, I can use the ancient lamp you gave me in three years. Can you please help me suppress your daughter?"

Ye Kong took out the extremely precious ancient lamp, his face full of earnest hope.

"You, you, you..." Xiao Yan's smile froze on his face, and he pointed at Ye Kong, not knowing how to answer.

"Asshole! This damned asshole! You're done for in three years! Even daddy can't save you! That's what I said!"

Xiao Xiao was so angry that she started to curse loudly, wishing she could pounce on Ye Kong and scratch his face, which was no less pretty than hers, and then bite him hard.

Xiao Lin looked at him with admiration and gave a thumbs up with both hands.

Brother Ye is worthy of being Brother Ye. He can actually come up with such an idea. But it’s a pity that you don’t understand the family status structure of our family.

Unless something big happens, in our Xiao family, my father's status is only slightly higher than mine.

If he dared to suppress his elder sister, his two mothers would go into a cold war with him and would not allow him to enter the palace for at least a year or two.

Soon, Xiao Yan, with a dark face, gave the answer that Ye Kong expected:
"I really can't do this. Let's talk about your next question."

Ye Kong was not disappointed. After all, he was just lowering the other party's psychological expectations. He cleared his throat and said in a deep voice:
"I really don't have any such thoughts about your daughter. If she wants to beat me up in three years, I'll accept it. But can you guarantee that she won't bother me again in three years?

I find it annoying that she does this; I am even more afraid that she will kill me if she gets excited in the future."

Seeing Xiao Yan turned into a stone after hearing these words, Ye Kong took advantage of the situation and pursued him. He clasped his hands together, saluted, and finished off the opponent:

“To be honest, I have admired you since I was a child. I was born in the lower plane just like you. I was lucky enough not to be killed by the evil clan, and was brought to the great world by my bastard former master.

You are different. You broke through the shackles of the lower plane all by yourself, and became the most powerful person in the universe within hundreds of years. You also established the Endless Fire Domain in the extreme north of the universe, on the front line of the battle against the evil tribes from outside the domain, and turned yourself into a giant pillar that supports the sky. I admire you very much.

I've also met the two people in your family. Brother Xiao Lin is a very honest man, but he's often bullied. But your daughter...right?
I was watching Le Zi drinking tea. I had come to discuss business with Brother Xiao happily, but she ended up tricking Brother Xiao into doing it. I feel so wronged."

Xiao Yan's face twitched when he heard this, Xiao Lin's eyelids jumped, and Xiao Xiao... suddenly became quiet, just looking at Ye Kong silently, with a strange light flashing in his black and white eyes.

"Let's be fair. I am quite interested in your elixirs, and even more interested in your Supreme Spiritual Liquid. But I really don't dare to be interested in your daughter. I am so interested in her!
You just said that she not only likes to make trouble for others, but also holds grudges. I wonder how she will deal with me in three years.

It's true that I'm greedy for money, but I made my money in an honest way. Brother Xiao was so easy to cheat, but I didn't cheat him, right?

By the way, I was so drunk with him last time that I just kept bragging and didn’t really talk about the proposal I prepared for him. Would you like to take a look at it, too?”

After finishing his complaints, Ye Kong took out a copy of "Market Proposal for Expansion of Endless Fire Domain's Pill Business - Written by Ye Huankong, the Tenth Elder of the Tongtian Ape Clan" from his mustard seed bracelet and handed it to Xiao Yan who was still petrified.

Xiao Yan opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say. His mind was blank. He took Ye Kong's proposal and began to read it.

Hey~what is going on?

After mechanically browsing a few pages, Xiao Yan's distracted eyes suddenly brightened up, and a look of surprise appeared on his face. Why does this thing feel so familiar after not seeing it for a long time? There should be no such thing in the world. Why, why is it a bit similar to... the things on Blue Star? !

Xiao Yan glanced at Ye Kong with a look of doubt on his face, and felt that a long-buried secret began to reappear in his heart. This kid... It's impossible. I have to take another look!
Hundreds of years have passed since Xiao Yan entered the Great Thousand World. He once again felt the uncontrollable excitement he had during his training as a teenager. His heart was filled with turbulent waves, and his eyes scanned the area rapidly.

"(1) Senior Yandi of the Endless Fire Territory discusses the milestone significance and epoch-making achievements in the history of elixirs in the entire universe:..."

"(II) Analysis of the unique product features and advantages of Endless Fire Region's elixir:..."

"(III) The impact of the Endless Fire Region's elixir on the elixir consumers in the world after it came out of nowhere:..."

"(IV) Comparison of the quality and market audience of the elixirs produced by the Endless Fire Territory, the Ancient Ten Thousand Grasslands, and the Danling Clan:..."

"(V) Create a publicity image centered on Senior Yandi, deepen the recognition of the Endless Fire Region elixir among the broad consumer groups, and defeat the Ancient Ten Thousand Grasslands and the Alchemy God Clan from the publicity aspect:..."

"(Six) If you want to get rich, you must first build roads and open up bigger, more and better medicine sales routes. The beastmen, led by the Tongtian Ape Clan, are willing to carry out more and broader cooperation with the Endless Fire Territory medicine sales routes, and create a new era of fast trading channels, exchanging shorter time for longer space, and meet more customer needs:..."

"(VII): Based on the cooperation and exchanges with the Tongtian Ape Tribe and other beast tribes, we will accelerate the expansion of the elixir business, swallow up a large amount of the elixir market, and eventually achieve the achievement of dominating the market:..."

"(VIII): Regarding the long-term plan for acquiring the two major elixir giants, the Alchemy God Clan and the Ancient Ten Thousand Grasslands:..."

"........."

After reading the entire proposal, Xiao Yan, who had drunk the ink of Blue Star for nine years, was 90% sure of one thing:

The little guy in front of him named Ye Kong is his fellow countryman from Blue Star whom he has been away from for hundreds of years!

"Ye... Ye boy, let me ask you, have you ever had any strange dreams before?"

Xiao Yan, whose heart was pounding with indescribable excitement, accepted the proposal, grabbed Ye Kong's shoulders with both hands, and stared at Ye Kong with hope on his face.

As if he remembered that there were two small light bulbs nearby, Xiao Yan blocked out the sound here before asking this question.

"Uh...what kind of dream are you talking about? Dreams are common, and of course there are also strange dreams."

Ye Kong looked confused and didn't understand what Emperor Yan was talking about.

"A dream about a blue planet! A dream under a red flag!" Xiao Yan looked solemn, staring into Ye Kong's eyes.

Sure enough, after hearing these words, Ye Kong's expression changed drastically and his pupils constricted, as if the biggest secret in his heart had been revealed, and his face was full of horror.

"How...how do you know that? Are you also..."

"Yes, I have had this dream before, but it has been hundreds of years and I can hardly remember it. I don't even know if it was just a dream or a real experience! Can you tell me?"

Xiao Yan stared at Ye Kong, trying to get the answer he wanted from the latter.

Ye Kong took a few deep breaths and came back to his senses. His eyes were still confused and he couldn't tell the truth from the false.

"I don't know either, but I just remember that there was a saying in the dream that Zhuang Zhou dreamed of a butterfly, and the butterfly dreamed of Zhuang Zhou. I don't know whether it is true or not, all I can do is cherish the present and grasp the future."

"Okay, okay, cherish the present and seize the future! It's hard to tell what's true and what's false, all we can do is live well in the present."

Yan Emperor recovered from his excitement and melancholy, the flame of life lit up in his eyes, and he was full of vitality and strength.

He quietly looked at Ye Kong who was looking back at him, and suddenly smiled:
"If that dream is true, then you are my fellow countryman, right?"

"When fellow villagers meet, their eyes are filled with tears?" Ye Kong asked with a smile.

"Well, in consideration of your proposal and our friendship, I will give you a token of the Endless Fire Region. You can represent the Endless Fire Region when necessary. I think you are sensible and will not abuse my name to do anything wrong."

A thousand fires burned in Xiao Yan's hands, condensing into a token engraved with the flame pattern of the Endless Fire Domain. On the front was the word "walking" written in seal script, and on the back was a colorful word "Xiao" that seemed to be burning. He handed it to Ye Kong.

Ye Kong hesitated for a second before happily taking it, his eyes lighting up.

With this token, I, the elder, will be able to walk sideways in the world from now on, and others who see me will have to praise me for my domineering walk!
"You took my token, so you should show some respect, fellow villager?"

Xiao Yan continued to speak, looking at Ye Kong with a strange smile:

"For example, would you please think about my daughter's matter more seriously? Hmm?"

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