Great Lord: Buddha has mercy on us, evil spirits please stay away

Chapter 68 Xiao Xiao: This guy is probably a kind-hearted person with a dark heart (4k5)

"Guess who I am?"

"You don't have to guess, it must be my unfilial disciple who is about to be kicked out by me."

"No, guess again."

"Let's put it another way. He's probably the culprit that caused me to be targeted by the young lady from the Endless Fire Region."

"How did you know that?!"

In the lounge at the backyard of the Wanghuo Pavilion, Xiao Wen, the girl who sneaked in and wanted to rescue the unscrupulous teacher after he sobered up, was frightened out of her wits and her hands that were covering the teacher's eyes were slapped aside with a "snap".

Ye Kong yawned and stretched, then turned around, wiped his eyes and looked at the trembling traitor, and reminded him expressionlessly:
“I have been staying in Daling Mountain for the first fifteen years of my life, and living in Monkey Mountain for the past two years. Logically, I would never have any contact with that young lady, let alone be targeted by her.

Since I have no connection with her, then it must be someone I know who has connection with her.

The people I know are either monks, monkeys, or various kinds of spiritual animal friends. The only exception is you.

I am most familiar with Lingshan. At least before I went out, it had nothing to do with the Endless Fire Region. In the past two years, I have not mentioned any grudges between the Tongtian Ape Tribe and the Endless Fire Region.

Those spirit beast friends are now at home in seclusion to survive the thunder tribulation, so it is impossible for them to come to the Endless Fire Region.

Excluding them all, who else is there besides you?"

"That's not possible. Maybe one of your spirit beast friends was familiar with her before? For example, the little peacock princess who was rumored to be in love with you?
Maybe... maybe Sister Xiao Xiao heard that there might be something wrong with your character and wanted to help her little sister test your character?"

Xiao Wen was very scared. He hugged a pair of vicious waves and curled up like a kitten that had been caught doing something bad, as if this could protect himself.

Ye Kong silently watched this silly apprentice pretend to have dozens of flaws. He didn't want to correct him. He laughed, making Xiao Wen's head curl up even lower.

"I guess my godmother has already cleaned up the Phoenix tribe leader outside. My godmother was the Peacock tribe leader in ancient times. If Kong Ling really has this relationship, do you think I wouldn't know?"

"not to mention……"

Ye Kong walked up to Xiao Wen, tapped her head with the back of his fingers, and encouraged her with a caring look:

"Xiao Wen, can you use your brain to think about it, how stupid is Xiao Xiao to mess with a man who has a blood connection with her best sister?

If I were to be killed by her, wouldn't Kong Ling also have to be buried with me?

Even if I wasn't killed by her, when I tell Kong Ling about it, do you think she will stand by me or by the idiot sister who almost killed her? Hmm?"

"Master, I was wrong..."

Xiao Wen buried her head and began to sob quietly, leaving Ye Kong speechless again.

"Xiao Wen, listen to my last piece of advice. You are different from others. Don't focus all your energy on acting. If you can't even squeeze out tears, don't pretend to cry."

"Stop, Master!
I promise not to harm you in the future, and I promise to obey you in everything. Please don't expel me from the sect, okay?"

Wen Qingxuan raised her head and blinked her bright phoenix eyes. Her two white, tender and smooth hands grabbed Ye Kong's sleeves on the left and right and began to shake them hard.

"Well, you pretended to be really good this time. Your voice sounded miserable, and your expression was pitiful. You've made progress.

But those who should be kicked out still have to be kicked out. If I keep you, I will live ten years less!"

Ye Kong nodded, with a hint of approval in his eyes.

"No, Master! I am so obedient and timid, how could I let you live ten years less."

Xiao Wen shouted, his eyes full of filial piety.

"You're right. I won't lose ten years of my life."

Ye Kong suddenly changed his tone.

"I said no, how could it be possible..."

"You are so stupid and you like to trick me. You always make me angry without realizing it. That will make me live at least a hundred years less!

The Demon Emperors from the evil tribes outside the domain are not as powerful as you. You can easily make the geniuses of my generation angry and regretful. Why did I get so blinded by money that I accepted a scumbag like you?
Now that I think about it, it's really a mistake that will lead to eternal regret."

Ye Kong ruthlessly revealed the facts and made a comment that chilled Xiao Wen to the bone. His determination seemed to become even stronger and it didn't seem fake.

"Wuwu... Master, I'm sorry. I really know I was wrong. Please don't kick me out of the sect, okay?"

Xiao Wen was really panicked, with drops of crystal clear tears flowing from her eyes. She tried to get away with it by being cute.

“Do you know you’re wrong?
You are so rebellious and bold that you even threw me, your temporary master, out as a shield. Is there anything else you dare not do?"

Ye Kong took out the evidence he had collected earlier with a "pop" and began to analyze it:
"First of all, looking at the title, 'Unscrupulous Teacher' is not wrong, I think I am a bit evil-hearted; but what does 'Abandoned Disciple of Lingshan' mean?
Did that mean I was expelled from Lingshan?
It was obviously your former grandmaster who was afraid that I would kill all those filthy people under his command in the future, so he drove me out in advance!
You make it sound like I'm of bad character, really!

Also, your master is an abandoned disciple of Lingshan, so what are you?
A traitor that even the abandoned disciples of Lingshan can't stand?"

Ye Kong tapped Xiao Wen on the forehead three times with the back of his fingers, and then he felt much better and continued to criticize:
"Look at what you said about cheating innocent spirit beasts.

Just kidding, what I like to do is open conspiracy, open conspiracy that is upright and unstoppable! Only open conspiracy can win people's hearts!

What's the point of conspiracy? You can deceive others for a while, but you can't deceive them forever. Sooner or later, you will be retaliated. And it is very immoral, don't you know?
Don't use such low-level and insidious words as cheating to describe your teacher's feat! After all, you have learned from me for a while and have learned a lot..."

……

After half an hour of comprehensive criticism, Ye Kong severely criticized Xiao Wen for her delusion that she could make him a permanent consultant by spending only one million Supreme Spirit Liquids every year. He gave her three chestnuts and finally felt refreshed.

"I feel a little thirsty after scolding for so long. I need to drink some water."

He took out a hundred-year-old peach from the mustard bracelet and was about to bite it, but when he looked at Xiao Wen who was almost burying his head in the vicious waves,
Ye Kong thought about it and took out another peach and tapped her exposed forehead.

"Ok?"

Xiao Wen looked up when he noticed the touch was different this time. He discovered that Ye Kong, who had previously looked as cold as a Shura, had finally become amiable and even handed him a big red peach that looked delicious.

“Don’t look at me, eat the peach;
You women are really good at crying. No wonder some people say you are made of water. Hurry up and eat it to replenish your water and energy.

Now we are alone in a room, if you cry and cause any harm, I, your master, will not be able to wash myself clean even if I jump into the Supreme Sea!"

"Oh, oh, OK, Master, you really care about me."

Xiao Wen felt that his ostrich strategy worked, and he happily took the peach and started eating it.

Looking at this silly disciple who smiled again after getting a peach, Ye Kong sighed again with a complicated expression;
Forget it. There are too few smart people in this world. We can't ask for too much. We can only make do with what we have.

After finishing the peach, Ye Kong cleared his throat and said to Xiao Wen who was sitting upright waiting for the teacher's judgment:

"I'm not interested in whether you came to see me on your own accord or at the request of your family elders. In short:

You cheated me twice, so you have to do two things for me before I let you go, understand?"

"Yes, disciple understands."

Xiao Wen nodded seriously.

The attitude was okay, Ye Kong nodded and began to ask:
"How did you and Xiao Xiao know each other?"

“Two months ago, the Mingdan Pavilion in the Endless Fire Region held a small alchemy competition for foreign geniuses, and my disciple participated in it and won the championship;

It just so happened that Sister Xiao Xiao was in a playful mood and saw my disciple. She said that I had a great talent for alchemy and was as beautiful as her, so she invited my disciple to go for a walk with her.

When we arrived at her house, I realized that she was the young lady of the Endless Fire Region who was rarely seen in decades. "

She hibernates all the time, so normal people can't see her. In the original novel, you and Muchen said that you knew Xiao Xiao, so it seems that's how you became acquainted.

Ye Kong hesitated for a moment and continued to ask:

"Then why did she come to trouble me? How many bad things did you say to her about me?"

"No no."

Wen Qingxuan waved her hands anxiously and argued:
"She was playing chess with her disciple and was about to lose. She wanted to divert the disciple's attention and accidentally burned the chessboard. She took the initiative to seduce the disciple.

You may not know that she is so charming. At that time, she and her disciples were discussing which of the geniuses who came here to become famous was pleasing to the eye.
The disciple inadvertently thought of your peerless and elegant figure, and as a result, she forced him to tell the truth.

Then she said that she wanted to help her disciple test your character and make you obedient to her.

She also said that if you dare not be honest with your disciples, then... "Ye Kong frowned: "What? Just tell me."

"I will chop off your claws and make sure you can never harm an ignorant girl like me again!"

After hesitating for a second, Wen Qingxuan decisively betrayed her best friend and told her exactly what she said.

"Oh my god, has this young lady gone crazy because she has so little time to think about it since she only wakes up once every few decades? She doesn't want to miss a chance to play a trick on someone."

Ye Kong felt that there was definitely something wrong with her as a target to be conquered. Maybe she had been playing Sleeping Beauty for too long and her mind was confused.

"What does she want to do to me?"

"To use your own words: treat him, behead him, or take him in as a dog!"

"Where were you watching and eavesdropping when Xiao Lin and I were drinking?"

"It's just above the pavilion."

"Where is she now?"

"She and your brother Xiao received a message from Emperor Yan not long ago and were called away."

"What does she think of you now?"

"It's normal to be cheated of someone's heart."

"What does she think of me now?"

"This guy is even more capable of causing trouble than her. He easily tricked her little brother into becoming a fool thug. He is very difficult to deal with."

"How high is her cultivation level now?"

"I don't know, but she said that among the people who came today, no one except you can match her."

"Will she participate in the alchemy conference?"

"meeting."

……

After integrating various information in his mind, Ye Kong had a general idea of ​​his thoughts. He tapped his fingers rhythmically, looking for a point of entry.

She is an old witch who is hundreds of years old, but due to her long-term sleep, she is still mentally a lawless little witch, and can be considered consistent inside and out.

Moreover, her experience is far more profound than that of ordinary little witches. Ordinary methods may not be able to deal with her. She has to be given a big job!

"What is the general process of this alchemy conference? Are there any inside stories?"

Wen Qingxuan answered honestly:
“The contestants of this alchemy conference are mainly those with the cultivation level of the Supreme Realm, and their identities are not limited to the Endless Fire Region itself. Anyone from a super power who is interested in participating can sign up to join in the fun.

I heard from Sister Xiao Xiao that in the past even guys from the Dan God Clan and the ancient Wan Grassland came to get involved.

Taking into account the differences in the contestants' own cultivation, this conference uses the third level as the dividing line.

Alchemists with cultivation below the third-grade supreme will have one round, alchemists from the fourth to sixth-grade supreme will have one round, and alchemists from the seventh to ninth-grade supreme will have the last round.

I am now at the first level of the Divine Soul Realm, so I should be able to join in the fun in the first round of the competition."

"I heard that the host of this alchemy conference was born in the lower plane where Emperor Yan came from. He is also an old friend of Emperor Yan's teacher. His name is Xuan Kongzi, right?"

Suddenly remembering the lifelong enemy of the Little Medical Fairy, Ye Kong suddenly felt a little amused.

"Yes, it is said that when Emperor Yan was still in the lower plane, he participated in the alchemy conference hosted by this senior, and as expected, he won the championship;
This alchemy competition is the same as the Yan Emperor's. All participants must first enter an independent small space to collect medicinal materials for alchemy, and then use the collected medicinal materials to make the elixir. "

Wen Qingxuan revealed all the inside information.

"With your weak cultivation level, it's good enough that you don't get beaten to death when you enter the small space.

Could it be that the Alchemy Conference allows those of you who have not yet reached the Supreme Realm to bring a guardian?"

According to common rules, Ye Kong asked this question with confidence.

He was not disappointed. Xiao Wen nodded to him admiringly, with anticipation in her eyes, and the meaning was self-evident.

"Okay, now that I'm here, I won't feel comfortable if I don't do something. I don't know how to make pills, but I'm okay at fighting. I'll accompany you for a while."

Ye Kong waved his hands in a bossy manner, and then, as Xiao Wen looked delighted... he took out her beloved cauldron from the mustard bracelet.

Rubbed his hands and threw out a handful of Phoenix Flame, Ye Kong smiled and said to Wen Qingxuan:
"Xiao Wen, this Divine Soul Difficulty has always been the shortest-lasting of the three supreme minor tribulations. In order to help you improve your cultivation as quickly as possible, your master will definitely help you with all his strength. Your master will never keep such a good thing to himself.

The Alchemy Conference will officially open in four days. Tell me how long you want to stay in there. The minimum is three hours, and there is no upper limit!"

Wen Qingxuan: “…”o(╥﹏╥)o
Ye Kong: "..." O(∩_∩)O
……

Outside the lounge, Xiao Lin, who had been eavesdropping outside for a while, pulled Xiao Xiao and flew out stealthily, landing on the top of the Fire Watching Pavilion to continue the connection.

"Look, sister, I told you that my brother Ye is a pure, righteous and kind person, with a sharp tongue but a soft heart.

He didn't even punish the disciple who had harmed him. He just scolded him and let it go.
Now, he will help her disciple improve her cultivation without any grudges. In a few days, he will personally protect this disciple and ensure her safety to prevent her from being bullied outside...

This cauldron is much gentler than the method my father used to refine my body with the Ten Thousand Fires. It doesn't cause any pain at all.

Oh, if only my father had been half as reliable as Brother Ye when he was teaching me."

Xiao Lin looked at the cauldron with eyes full of desire. Brother Ye is really a good teacher. He uses such gentle and kind means to train his disciples.

Just now, he even lectured his disciple while scolding him, and it lasted for half an hour.

If they were not real relatives, how many people would be willing to break down and explain those principles to a little girl?

This little girl from the Wen family in the Northern Territory is also very lucky. She was able to board Brother Ye’s big ship when he first entered the universe. It won’t be difficult for her to become a Heavenly Supreme and live a smooth life in the future.

"He looks like a good person, but I just feel that this guy is not as honest as he appears to be. He is probably a person with a kind face but a dark heart."

Xiao Xiao turned her head, her eyes as bright as black agate rolling around.

Humph, I have never made any mistakes in judging people. You can deceive Xiao Wen and my silly brother, but I don’t believe you can deceive me as well!
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