If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 942: Immortal Buddha World Movie

Xiaoyu still remembers some "Internet knowledge" related to "Brother Zheng" from her previous life.

For example, the number of memorials that Zheng Ge handled every day exceeded 300,000.

For example, Zheng Ge only sleeps four hours a day.

Now that he has met the princes and princesses in the Zhaixing Pavilion, Xiaoyu feels that the "knowledge circulated on the Internet" is a bit nonsense.

There are a total of forty-three princes and thirty-seven princesses.

The 300-square-meter attic was packed with people.

These eighty princes and princesses are not all of Ying Zheng’s children.

Let’s not talk about Fusu who is still starving at the Great Wall.

Many adult princes have been sent out.

For example, there were at least five princes hidden in the "Suppressing Demons Army" formed by Dongfang Shuo.

Not to mention the princess, who married out and became the mistress of someone else's family. Today, my grandmother organized a family banquet, so she didn't come back to attend.

Brother Zheng seems to be obsessed with matters between men and women.

After a tiring day of work, he fought for half the night and only slept for four hours. Could it be that the emperor really died of exhaustion on the concubine's bed?
As for reading a memorial of 300,000 words, Xiaoyu felt it was nonsense.

Zheng Ge is the emperor, he is not reading a novel.

The memorials recorded important military and national affairs. One should not only read them carefully, but also think carefully about the strategies and then give instructions.

Of course, today's lunch was mainly to introduce the prince and princess and to get to know the new "Yu Da Tianshi" instead of discussing the diligence of the emperor's government.

After seeing Prince Gao, the messy thoughts in Xiaoyu's mind immediately disappeared without a trace.

There were two people around Prince Gao, a young eunuch and a young black man.

Although they had not seen each other for ten years, Xiaoyu recognized at a glance that the young eunuch was her adopted nephew, Shadan, from the Dune Tribe.

The black man was the Kunlun slave Fat Moler whom she inherited from Sister Shaoyao.

They both looked in great shape and couldn't hide their excitement and joy at seeing her.

However, the Star Picking Platform Banquet was not suitable for them to reminisce about the past. They only exchanged glances and did not say much.

Xiaoyu is talking to Prince Gao.

"Fairy Yu, I have waited for ten years, and today I finally get to see you."

Prince Gao is a middle-aged man who looks over thirty but is actually over a hundred years old and slightly overweight.

He was wearing a black and red robe, a mountain crown on his head, and his square face looked a little fat.

He has fair skin, soft facial features, slightly squinty eyes, and a beautiful beard about a foot long at his chin.

She has a gentle and amiable temperament, and a kind smile. The look she gives Xiaoyu is filled with surprise and amazement, but without the lust that some princes hide so deeply, or the contempt that some princesses and princes barely conceal.

Xiaoyu had a very good first impression of this nominal "lord".

——The Divine Mace Guardian really takes my affairs seriously. This prince was carefully selected.

She also felt more grateful to Taibao.

She had never seen Prince Gao before, and he was the target of surrender chosen by the Divine Mace Guardian.

"Thank you for your concern, Your Highness Gao."

Xiao Yu bowed with her back bent and knelt, with more etiquette than when she was treating other princes and princesses.

"Over the years, many things have been accomplished with the help of Your Highness. I should have visited you in person. I didn't expect that on my first day in Xianyang, I had just met the Queen Mother and met the princes and princesses. I am so honored."

Meng Qi's eyes flickered, and he said, "Since you two are acquaintances, let His Highness Gao introduce the prince and princess to Fairy Yu."

Xiaoyu had just arrived, so when she met the prince and princess, she naturally needed someone acquaintance from both sides to help introduce them.

The eunuchs outside would loudly announce "Prince XX has arrived."

But Meng Qi invited all the princesses and princes to attend the banquet, in fact, there is a deeper meaning - from now on, all the members of the Ying clan will be entrusted to you, Master Yu! Now get to know them first, so that if they encounter problems in the future, they can come to you directly.

Therefore Meng Qi will carefully introduce them to all the princes and princesses.

With him standing beside Xiaoyu, the prince and princess knew how powerful he was and behaved very well.

"Master, please go and do your work first. I just want to chat with Fairy Yu for a while."

Prince Gao also bowed and saluted Meng Qi.

After Meng Qi left, the banquet hall suddenly became much noisier and more chaotic.

It was as if the head teacher had left the classroom.

Originally, all the princesses and princes were sitting upright in their seats.

At this time, they began to whisper to each other and point fingers at Yu Fengxian.

"Fairy Yu, the Empress Dowager is welcoming you, why did she call all of us here?
But what do you want to say? "Another prince named "Ying Zhou" leaned forward and asked loudly.

"Are you going to cut the giant peaches and share them among us?" Another young prince named Ying Xia smiled, with a look of expectation and calculation in his eyes.

"Ah, we are going to share the giant peaches? But they are the Queen Mother's giant peaches?" some princesses and princes exclaimed.

Prince Gao’s expression changed slightly, and he shouted, “Brother Xia, don’t believe the rumors and talk nonsense here.

From beginning to end, Fairy Yu never stole the big peaches from the Queen Mother.

She just exchanged two peaches with Lord Dongfang Shuo.

What good are two peaches? They must have been eaten long ago."

Prince Xia laughed and said, "Brother, did you hear this from Master Yumen? But Master Sun, who is also from the Taiyi sect, also said with certainty that the Queen Mother Xuan Nu admitted that a batch of peaches were lost."

Xiao Yu looked calm and smiled, "How can I give away the peaches that I stole from the Queen Mother at the risk of my life?
It can only be stolen or robbed.

Otherwise, Huang An, Daya and other celestial and golden immortals would die with their eyes wide open.”

"So, you really still have the big peaches?" Many princes and princesses had shining eyes.

"If you believe it, it exists. If you don't believe it, it doesn't exist." Xiaoyu said with a faint smile.

Ying Xia frowned.

Ying Zhou, who asked the first question, said: "I am not interested in the big peaches, Fairy Yu, what is the purpose of our banquet today?
We're just here to welcome you, why make such a big fuss?
If you don’t know, you would think that the Empress Dowager is going to choose the Crown Prince!”

"Ninth brother, stop talking nonsense!" the second prince shouted at Jiang Lu.

"Second brother, tell me yourself, how many years have passed since we brothers and sisters have been together like this?" Ying Zhou said.

Jiang Lu said coldly: "Today's banquet is a welcoming banquet for Fairy Yu, what does it have to do with the Crown Prince?
Besides, my brother is still here, so it’s not your turn to think about it.”

Ying Zhou said: "I'm not thinking nonsense, I'm wondering if it will be my second brother who inherits--"

"Shut up!" Jiang Lu interrupted him with a low shout, then stood up from the mat and bowed to Xiao Yu, "I'm sorry, I let the fairy see our family's shame at the fairy's welcoming banquet."

Xiao Yu returned the greeting and said, "Your Highness Jianglu is too kind. Your Majesty has named me the 'Grand Heavenly Master'.

From today on, I will be a minister of the Ying family, and I will be responsible for the affairs of the Ying royal family." She hesitated for a moment, then sighed: "I am a humble person, so I have no say and can only listen. The princes can speak freely, and don't worry about me."

——How could we care about you! If the Empress Dowager heard that we were planning to "seize the throne", it would be a big deal that we would lose our heads.

Jiang Lu sighed inwardly and took the initiative to change the subject, saying, "In the past year, there have been many legends about Fairy Yu. Many of the rumors are contradictory. Fairy Yu, can you tell us about them?"

"Your Highness is willing to listen, I am very happy!"

Xiaoyu was really happy about it.

She couldn't control the little calculations in the minds of these princes and princesses, nor did she care.

But no one can deny that they are the "top stream" in today's human world.

They are super propaganda machines that can eat and sleep.

Once they know something, the whole Xianyang will know it.

Xianyang knew it, Shenzhou knew it.

"Last year, I received an invitation from the Queen Mother to ride a phoenix to the court. Halfway through -"

"Wait a minute!" Jiang Lu raised his hand to interrupt her, and asked in confusion: "Fairy Yu, are you going to talk about the demon god in the Western Region? We already know about this."

Xiao Yu asked, "Then what did I say about 'Fairy Yu Feng mistakenly entered the Peach Garden and cleverly exchanged peaches from a thief's sleeve'?"

Jiang Lu's mouth twitched slightly, and he said, "We also know about your exchange of peaches for Lord Dongfang."

"Oh, then what did I say about 'the gods and immortals gathered in the mainland, killing innocent people and stealing treasures without any conscience'?" Xiao Yu said.

Jiang Lu said tactfully: "When Fairy Yu held the 'Daze Banquet' in Dragon Palace, she had already shared your past story with the guests, right?

Now, more than half a year has passed, and several great scholars have already written your story into travel notes.

For example, in October this year, the Confucian master Dong Zhongshu wrote a book called "Strange Story of Da Ze".

In just 100,000 words, the story of the Daze Feast and your story are told vividly and grippingly. "

Xiaoyu couldn't suppress the smile: Now that a great scholar is debating for me, let's see how you in the Immortal Court can slander me!
"Then what happened after I left Daze?"

Jiang Lu nodded and said, "When the news of your killing Huang Daxian spread to Xianyang, at least a few of the strange people in the little prince's mansion were very shocked and said it was impossible.

No one can understand it.

Huang Daxian is a golden immortal who has experienced countless disasters, how could he suddenly fall?"

Xiao Yu said: "What's so hard to understand? During the Conferred God period, how many Golden Immortals died, and who was not stronger than Huang An? The key to life and death, victory and defeat lies in four words."

Having said this, she deliberately paused for a moment.

The princes and princesses were all listening attentively, and immediately asked eagerly, "What are those four words?"

"If you lose the Way, you will perish!" Xiao Yu said in a deep voice: "For immortals, the most important thing is not the magical power, but the truth.

As long as we stick to the right path in the world and grasp the universal truth, we will be invincible.

Once you lose your way, it is not God who kills you, but you will perish on your own!"

Seeing the distorted expressions of the princes Jianglu and others, with a clear expression of "you are talking nonsense" on their faces, Xiaoyu said seriously: "Everyone, listen to me tell you the whole story of what happened at that time, and you will naturally agree with what I said."

She didn't talk about the 108 heroes of Pei County, the terrain of Mangdang Mountain, or the Zhoutian Star Array.

It only details how Tie Heizi colluded with demons and formed the "Sha Yu League".

It also talks in detail about how Tie Heizi and Peng Shisan confessed that it was Huang An who was directing them behind the scenes.

Let's talk about how Huang An was arrogant and rude when facing her, calling her "slut" all the time, and raising his hand to use the "top-grade acquired treasure" such as the Demon Binding Rope (Xiao Yu is using the rhetorical device of "exaggeration", the Demon Binding Rope is just an ordinary fairy weapon, which is considered a mid-grade acquired treasure)
In short, she did not talk about supernatural powers, but only about principles - about how unrighteous Huang An was, and how innocent and polite she was.

When Meng Qi and Queen Mother Zhao entered the Zhaixing Pavilion one after another, they saw Xiao Yu performing a stand-up crosstalk.

The whole hall was silent, with only the sound of her miraculously imitating Huang An's tone being heard. She treated the princes and princesses around her as "Yu Fengxian" with an arrogant attitude and a domineering tone.

After the princes and princesses had performed their ceremonies, the Queen Mother asked in confusion, "Fengxian, are you exaggerating too much? From what you said, Huang An doesn't look like a great immortal, but rather a great devil."

Xiaoyu thought about it for a moment and came up with a plan.

She bowed to the seat of honor and said, "I have a little trick that can holographically simulate the scene of that day. Would the Queen Mother like to see it?"

"What is holographic simulation?" the Queen Mother asked curiously.

"Have you, Your Majesty, ever seen the 'shadow play'? I used the magic of mirage to completely imitate the scene of that day, complete with facial expressions and sounds. It is ten or a hundred times more exciting than the shadow play, and it feels as if you are actually there." Xiao Yu said.

"Oh, I'd like to take a look at your 'holographic simulation'." Queen Mother Zhao said with interest.

Meng Qi raised his eyebrows and said, "Fairy Yu, this place is unusual. There is the Queen Mother Regent, the princes and princesses, and you are in the inner court of the imperial palace. The dragon energy of the earth is thriving, and your magic should be disturbed."

Xiaoyu looked around and could indeed see with his magic eyes a golden aura forming a "auspicious cloud" on the roof.

——As expected of the Shenzhou Emperor Family, even if the Ancestral Dragon collapsed, even at the end of the dynasty, there is still such terrifying dragon energy. However, although the dragon energy is strong, it is lifeless and lacks a lot of majesty.

"Thank you for the reminder, senior. I'll be more careful. It's not a big problem."

Xiaoyu picked up the teacup and poured the tea upwards.

Every drop of tea that splashed into the air turned into a smoke bomb before it fell to the ground.

It exploded silently and dispersed into thick white vapor.

In an instant, the hall was filled with thick fog, and one could not see one's hand in front of one's face.

"Fairy Yu, please show mercy!" They heard a voice calling from afar and it came to them in an instant.

"Huang An Daxian?" Meng Qi looked at the person who came and exclaimed in surprise, "Is this a holographic mirage? Interesting."

Then his brows furrowed.

The mirage of Yufengxian is very brilliant.

Not only did it simulate the demeanor and appearance of the Immortal Huang An, but even his aura was almost perfectly replicated.

When Huang An came in front of "Yu Fengxian", he shouted "show mercy" but he fully unleashed the Golden Immortal's pressure.

The audience was overwhelmed.

Meng Qi is fine.

The princes and princesses in the palace were of average strength and had never experienced anything big. They were so frightened that they couldn't make a sound.

But they could think: Huang An was really domineering. He greeted him politely, but secretly stimulated the immortal golden elixir and used the power of the golden immortal to oppress Yu Fengxian.

When the "Mirage Movie" reached its climax and Huang An threw out the demon-binding rope in anger, they couldn't help but share the same hatred with "Yu Fengxian" and wished they could kill the arrogant and unreasonable "big boss Huang An" with their own hands.

When Yu Fengxian stripped Huang An of his star robe and blew him up with his formation, at least fifty princes and princesses shouted in unison, "Good death, such a pleasant death!"

The next moment, the holographic mirage dissipated and they were "back" to the hall.

But expressions of anger and joy still remained on their faces.

"What a great holographic shadow play!" Queen Mother Zhao also had an excited look on her face, but she was still able to remain rational, "Fengxian, the banquet hasn't started yet, can we perform another holographic shadow play?"

Xiao Yu readily agreed, "Empress Dowager, which play do you want to see? Just order whatever you want. As long as I have personally experienced it, I will definitely replicate it perfectly."

(End of this chapter)