If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 842: Stealing Daozu's Heavenly Book

While Xiaoyu and Gou Jiao were talking in the study, Zhao had already prepared clothes and dry food.

When Xiaoyu came out of the house, she immediately handed over a huge green cloth bundle.

"Thank you, ma'am." Xiaoyu bowed to express her gratitude and prepared to leave with her bag.

Suddenly, her spiritual eyes swept across Zhao's pulse, and she immediately had an idea: as she had expected earlier, Luo Shiluan was indeed going to come to the Gou family!
She stopped and looked up and down at Zhao's face for a moment, then smiled and said, "Congratulations, madam, and congratulations on your birth. Your family will have a daughter in late April next year."

Zhao was stunned for a moment, then blushed and turned her head away, saying, "Why is the Taoist suddenly talking nonsense?"

"I'm not talking nonsense. I looked at Madam's face and felt something in my heart. I calculated it. I'll probably wait another half a month and Madam will feel it herself."

Xiao Yu took out a jade pendant from his sleeve, carved a thunder symbol on it with his finger, and left his immortal energy in it, then handed it to Zhao and said, "I'm afraid it will be twenty years before we meet again.

This 'Five Thunders Heavenly Master Talisman' was given to my wife in advance for safekeeping.

When the child is born, I will make sure she keeps the jade with her until then."

Xiao Yu fell into deep thought. Luo Shiluan was burdened with karmic debts, and her experiences in this life should be rather bumpy. She was afraid that a thunder talisman would not be able to help her escape.

She looked back at Gou Jiao and said, “Your son has immortal bones, but your daughter is here to repay her gratitude.

He has too many sins on his shoulders, so it is absolutely impossible for him to have the bones and blessings of an immortal.

Since it is impossible to become an immortal in this life, it is better to be a chivalrous woman who enjoys taking revenge and repaying kindness. You can teach her the art of righteousness.

But I don’t think her achievements will be very high, so I’d rather leave my famous skill “Thunder Hand” to her.”

As she spoke, she took out a piece of spiritual jade from her sleeve and imprinted the "Thunder Hand of the Five Thunder General's Sword" on it.

"My daughter is here to repay a favor? What favor?" Zhao asked in surprise.

"The secret of heaven cannot be revealed, you just need to teach her well. Well, she is a little different from Tianmen, and you need to do more merit for her.

When she has mastered her skills, don’t stop her from doing good deeds outside just because she is a girl.”

Xiao Yu bowed to Gou Sheng, Zhao Shi, and Zhang Bo respectively, "Everyone, I am leaving now!"

"Swoosh!" She used her superb martial arts skills and with a few leaps, she disappeared outside the courtyard wall.

Zhao was in a daze for a long time, then turned back to Gou Sheng and said, "Master Luobo really doesn't look like an ordinary person. My husband, have you met an immortal?"

Gou Sheng smiled bitterly and said, "Even you doubt it, it seems that he is really showing it. However."

He thought about it, then shook his head and said, "Master Luobo probably didn't lie, he was just on his way to seek immortality.

Just like me before, I am looking for the immortal fate, but now at least I haven’t become an immortal. "

"Then he said the end of April next year."

Zhao gently stroked her belly, her face showing shyness and anticipation, "Could it be that you are pregnant?"

Gou Sheng said in a positive tone: "Master Luobo has two banners, one with 'Yan Wang Enemy' written on it, and the other with 'Better than a Half Immortal'. There is absolutely no doubt about his medical skills and physiognomy."

"Even the young master's broken legs and feet grew out of thin air. Who would dare to doubt his medical skills?" Zhang Bo said with emotion.

Gou Sheng said: "Uncle Zhang, don't mention the matter of Tianmen's left leg again. Even if there are no outsiders, we must avoid ghosts, gods, demons and evil spirits."

Zhang Bo nodded solemnly, "Young Master is really thoughtful. I remember it."

Gou Sheng talked to Zhang Bo and Zhao Shi for a few more words, then returned to the study. He sat at the desk, holding the jade of "Xun Zui Luo Ma" against his forehead, and studied it carefully.

After half an hour, he felt a little tired and put the jade in the drawer.

He didn't need to put it in a box or lock the drawer, so he didn't worry about others stealing the jade. He basically wrote down the contents of the jade, and this was one of them.

Secondly, when Xiaoyu imprinted the spiritual mark in the spiritual jade, he added a "spiritual password lock".

Just like the golden carp jade pendant she got that year, she was not the destined one, so she couldn't see the contents inside for a long time.

The spiritual jade left by Xiaoyu was also locked, and only the selected "destined person" could open it.

One of the conditions for becoming a "destined person" is to practice "The Art of Righteousness" and reach a high level, and to build a "Righteousness Hall" deep in one's soul.

Otherwise, even if you are an immortal, you can only "break the lock" by force (which is likely to destroy the jade), and you cannot watch it directly.

"Master, the lady wants you to go to the Breeze Pavilion for dinner."

Another quarter of an hour later, a little maid shouted outside the door.

"Oh, I'll be right there."

When Gou Sheng got up and left, a phantom walked out of the air.

He was a tall and strong old Taoist priest with white hair, a youthful face and a slender figure.

He appeared silently like a ghost, walked straight to the desk, and without opening the drawer, he reached out and grabbed the spiritual jade in the drawer, then put it between his eyebrows and read it carefully.

No lag, just read straight away!
"Exquisite! Yu Fengxian is truly a genius. With this magical power alone, even without the Dragon Palace formation, Zhongshan, Daya and the others would not be able to escape the disaster! This is really their fate. This is their destiny. Alas!"

The old Taoist sighed and gently placed the jade on the table.

Silently, the spirit jade passed through the table and fell directly back to its original position.

After doing all this, the old Taoist priest took another step forward and walked directly out of the house.

The person was three feet above the ground, and wisps of white mist were floating in from all directions.

It seemed to be slow, but in fact a large amount of white mist condensed together in an instant, forming a auspicious cloud under the feet of the old Taoist priest.

The auspicious clouds carried him and floated up into the sky.

"Father Immortal, please stay!"

Suddenly, a call came from the roof of the main hall of the Gou family.

The old Taoist turned around in surprise and saw a brick on the roof rapidly expanding into a young woman in her early twenties.

"Yu Fengxian?" The old Taoist exclaimed, and the auspicious clouds under his feet moved faster.

"Fairy Father, don't leave, I have something to say~~~"

The old Taoist focused all his thoughts and eliminated all distractions, leaving only one instinct: remember the master's teachings and ignore Yu Fengxian, especially when she shouted, never respond.

Well, some people are just very curious. No matter what the master’s prohibition is, he wants to try it himself.

Some people listen to Master very much, but they cannot control themselves and want to do things even though they know Master does not allow them to.

For example, during the Conferred Gods period, there were the Golden Immortals of the Jiejiao who were instructed by the Patriarch Tongtian.

Patriarch Tongtian directly told them the answer of the "Conferred Gods version": During this Conferred Gods calamity, no one should go down the mountain, and all should seal their caves and recite the Huangting Sutra honestly.

Even Yunxiao, such a well-behaved disciple, didn't listen.

Taoist Duobao, Holy Mother Linggui and other powerful Golden Immortals of Jiejiao all turned a deaf ear to their teacher's words.

I know it's wrong, but I just can't control myself.

Master Xuandu was a rare honest student.

The calamity of Conferred Gods was so great that all the Golden Immortals of the Orthodox Sect were shrouded in calamity.

Even Yun Zhongzi, the immortal of good fortune, who escaped the Nine-Bend Yellow River Formation, could not completely avoid the catastrophe.

But Master Xuandu was like a saint, without any trace of calamity.

After calling out repeatedly, the Great Destroyer was not triggered, and Xiaoyu became a little anxious.

She used her Wind Escape ability to speed up and chase after Xianyun, and continued to call out, "Fairy Daddy, why are you running? I have no ill intentions, I just want to ask you something, Fairy Daddy, please stay~~~"

The great master Xuandu didn't even glance back at her, and he closed his ears, just climbing upwards. But just when he was about to escape into the rules of the Great Dao (similar to the gods entering the rules of the gods, the great master Xuandu escaped by using the rules of the Great Dao), Xiaoyu seemed to have sensed something and subconsciously used the Great Transport Escape Technique.

The invisible and intangible five elements gods transformed into "five ghosts" and instantly came behind the great wizard and grabbed his Taoist robe.

"Puff~~~" It was as if grabbing a piece of oiled, flexible silk cloth, which was slippery and extremely tough.

The next moment, Master Xuandu had already disappeared into the avenue.

He can instantly reach any place within the Three Realms where the laws of the Great Dao exist.

"Crash~~~" But before he escaped into the rules of the Tao, a book fell from him.

The book flew in the air, and the strong wind blew the papers all over the place.

Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment before he reacted: the Great Transporting Technique did not catch the old immortal, but "accidentally" reached into his sleeve and pulled out an object.

"Father Immortal, your Heavenly Immortal Technique is lost! The complete Heavenly Immortal Technique, you really don't want it anymore? Are you giving it to me? Thank you so much!"

Xiao Yu called out to the sky a few times before using the Great Teleportation Technique to pick up the book from a hundred feet away.

Silently, the book disappeared from the air a hundred feet away and appeared in her hand the next moment.

"Damn it!" Xiaoyu almost exploded after just one look at the cover.

The book was only the size of a palm and very thin. On the sky-blue cover, there were three large characters written with a brush: "Tao Te Ching".

"No wonder he flew away without even looking back, it turned out to be this worthless thing!"

Xiaoyu tried to hold back for a while, but almost couldn't hold back and wanted to throw the book away.

——Perhaps the cover is the Tao Te Ching, but the inside records the secret manual of immortality?

She prayed silently in her heart and gently turned the pages of the book.

What catches your eye is a line of familiar yet unfamiliar words: The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao; the name that can be named is not the eternal name.

The script used is not the Qin seal script that is popular today, but the dragon and phoenix seal script.

Xiaoyu quickly flipped to the back and found that it was indeed the complete version of the Tao Te Ching, without any false pretenses.

"At least these characters are well-written and full of charm. They can also help me learn dragon and phoenix seal scripts." She comforted herself and put the book in her arms.

Daluotian, inside Taiqing Palace.

"Why are you so anxious?" The Lord of Morality opened his eyes and looked at his "old disciple" and said indifferently.

"Master, the copy of the Tao Te Ching that you gave to your disciple is lost. It was stolen by Yu Fengxian." Master Xuandu said anxiously.

The Lord of Morality sighed and said, "It's a good thing that it's lost."

Master Xuandu was surprised and said, "That copy of the Tao Te Ching is the 'Heavenly Book' that you made after your tribulation, using the skin of the Chaos Demon God, and written with your understanding of the Great Dao. How could you let Yu Fengxian steal it?"

Daode Tianzun asked, "How could you let a young man steal such an important book so easily?"

Master Xuandu looked ashamed, lowered his head, and murmured, "Disciple, remember Master's teachings, never pay attention to Yu Fengxian, don't talk to her, no matter what she shouts, don't respond.

At that time, the disciple put aside all distracting thoughts, his mind was empty and he was completely unprepared.

Moreover, Yu Fengxian's stealing skills are really weird.

The disciple's 'Cloud and Feather Robe' is a seamless celestial robe that is invulnerable to all laws and indestructible through all calamities.

How did she get her hand in there?"

Daode Tianzun said: "She stole your heavenly book not only by relying on skills, but also by fate."

After a pause, Tianzun pondered and said, "Her technique is indeed very advanced. If you want to prevent her from using this method to steal your belongings, you must be vigilant at all times.

If you are not alert, the material of the clothes you wear must not be one of the five elements and there must not be any gaps. "

The great master said: "My disciple is wearing seamless heavenly clothes."

Mortal clothes are made from a piece of cloth cut and sewn.

Heavenly clothes do not need to be cut or sewn with needles and thread. There are no stitches or thread ends. They are created naturally and therefore seamless.

The ghost's clothes are also seamless, but the ghost's clothes are seamless because they are drawn on paper with a pen.

"Your cuffs are open, your hem is open, your collar is open, these are all 'seams'. You better be careful next time!"

Tianzun sighed and said rather dissatisfiedly: “Although it was destiny that she stole your heavenly book, you were indeed careless.

Don't you know that she once used the same method to steal Dongfang Shuo's big peaches?
I didn't learn from this and let her succeed again. If this gets out, I'll be totally embarrassed."

The great master apologized again in shame, and then asked: "Where does the number of days come from? I will obey your orders and have nothing to do with her."

Tianzun asked, "What were you doing before she jumped out?"

The great master thought for a moment and said, "Before I left for the mortal world, my master gave me two instructions.

One of them is that Gou Jiao cannot be allowed to practice the magic and martial arts given by Yu Fengxian.

In this life, you can only practice the way of humanity through casual friendship.

When the disciple saw that Fairy Yu Feng gave the magic to Gou Jiao, he naturally went to check the spiritual jade first.

He discovered that it was just a magical secret technique derived from the "Art of Righteousness" and still belonged to the human way, so he left with peace of mind.

Unexpectedly, Yu Fengxian was so cunning that I watched her leave with my own eyes, and she ended up..."

The great wizard thought for a moment and speculated, "She escaped through the earth before, and she must have returned quietly through the earth, turning into a brick. I was careless and in a hurry to return, so I didn't notice it."

Tianzun sighed: "You have seen her magic, and the cause and effect have been formed!"

The great master was stunned for a moment, and asked doubtfully: "My disciple has also practiced the Righteous Qi Sutra.

At present, the 'Righteousness Hall' has been condensed, and it has reached the realm of the thirty-third heaven."

"This is also cause and effect." Tianzun said.

The great wizard was puzzled and asked, "Didn't you plant the seeds of the 'previous cause' decades ago?

Now Gou Jiao and his disciples are practicing the "Righteous Qi Sutra", which is the result of the previous causes. "

"It seems that we took a little too much." Tianzun pondered.

The great wizard hesitated and said, “I plan to go down to the mortal world and get the heavenly book back, so I don’t need to show up in person.

The disciple just doesn't steal.

Once he becomes a thief, he will be a top-notch thief or veteran thief in the Three Realms."

"Forget it, it's a fait accompli, there's no need to dwell on it." Tianzun shook his head.

The great magician said in annoyance, "If I had known that I would lose the heavenly book, I would have stayed here and said a few words to her. It would not matter if I even gave her a heavenly magic."

"You can let her steal the Heavenly Book, but you can't talk to her and don't teach her the Heavenly Immortal Technique." Tianzun said calmly.

The great wizard asked curiously, "Why is that? The Heavenly Book is much more precious than a Heavenly Immortal Law."

"Your uncle even gave her the 'Eight-Nine Profound Art', why didn't he give her a less valuable celestial magic?" Tianzun asked back.

The wizard didn't know how to answer and became even more curious, but he knew he shouldn't ask any more questions.

"Disciple understands. No matter what the situation is, I will not teach her the Heavenly Immortal Technique. But according to her style, she may torture me with the Heavenly Immortal Technique in the future."

Tianzun said: "Don't worry about others, just take care of yourself."

(End of this chapter)