If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 807 Yu Fengxian Becomes a Fat Sheep
At the entrance of Hanjing Palace.

The maid Liuzhi glanced at Xiaoyu and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

The carp spirit Xiao Yu said, "I'm telling you, Fairy, I'm very happy to hear that the Fairy Mother wants to treat me to fairy wine, so I'm very happy."

Liuzhi gave her a disdainful look and turned away, ignoring her.

Xiao Yu took the initiative to strike up a conversation and said, "Sister Fairy, I met my old friend General Luo in the Empress's Little Cavern.

He said he ascended from the Small Thousand Worlds. I haven't seen the Small Thousand Worlds yet. Has your sister been there?"

Liu Zhi said calmly: "You were born in Pangu's Great Thousand Worlds, and what you see and hear every day is a miracle in the Small Thousand Worlds.

If you really want to experience the scenery of the small world, you can lock your hands and feet with iron chains, and then have someone put you in a narrow wooden box, sink it to the bottom of the water, and imprison you for thirty years.

At that time, your feelings will be the same as when you first arrived in the Small Thousand Worlds."

Xiao Yu looked tangled and said, "Don't even mention being imprisoned for thirty years. I feel suffocated just thinking about it."

"That's right, I just feel very uncomfortable." Liuzhi said.

"The Small Thousand Worlds should be quite big, right? I'm only seven feet tall and don't take up much space." Xiao Yu pretended to be confused.

As expected, Liu Zhi gave her another contemptuous glance and sneered, "You are quite powerful, so why are you so stupid? What is oppressing you and making you feel suffocated, how can it be called space?
The vast majority of the small thousand worlds are larger than Jambudvīpa, with an area of ​​hundreds of thousands of miles.

There is also the land, the ocean, the Yangtze River and the Yellow River, which look no smaller than the Yellow River and the Yangtze River in China.

But if they look the same, can they be the same inside?
Mortals look like humans, immortals look like humans, and the Three Pure Ones also look like humans.

They all look like humans, what's the point?"

"Sister Fairy is right. I am short-sighted." Xiao Yu sighed deliberately, revealing a look of disappointment. "I thought it was a place with special local products. I can taste some local specialties when the Fairy Mother enjoys the wine and food."

"You are not only shallow, you are stupid!"

Willow pointed at his forehead and said unhappily, "Don't even mention the spiritual fruits you ate in Dragon Palace. Even the coarse rice and coarse noodles that mortals eat are top-notch spiritual medicines for strengthening blood and qi in the Small Thousand Worlds!"

Xiao Yu was surprised and asked, "The Small Thousand Worlds are so barren that we can't even get food?"

Liu Zhi was somewhat helpless, "This is not a matter of eating. If we really talk about taste, the emperors of the lower world can also enjoy dragon liver and phoenix marrow, and all kinds of mountain delicacies, which are really no worse than the emperor of Xianyang Palace.

But as I said before, they all look like humans, but their spirits are completely different.

So is it with men, and so is it with all things in the world.

The root cause is still "qi".

The vitality of our universe is of a very high level. If it were placed in the lower world, it would be considered "immortal energy"!

The spiritual energy of heaven and earth is very low-level, and the laws of the lower realm are merely projections of the laws of the Pangu world. Even if the food grown is the same, can the vital energy contained in it be the same?
Even if I gave you dragon liver and phoenix marrow, you would still feel like you were chewing wax."

Xiao Yu said disappointedly: "So, the Small Thousand Worlds are completely useless!"

"You are talking nonsense again! There are human beings in the Small Thousand Worlds, and their wisdom is no less than that of the people in the Pangu World. The immortal arts and Taoist techniques collected from the Small Thousand Worlds alone number in the tens of thousands every year, not to mention the incense and vows, which are endless." Liu Zhi said.

"Power from incense and prayers?" Xiao Yu asked doubtfully, "Xiaoyou Cave is a fairyland, I don't feel any power from incense and prayers at all!"

"You have little knowledge, little practice, and little wisdom. How can a little demon with three shallow qualities know how to use the power of incense and vows?"

This time, there was not only contempt in Liuzhi's eyes, but also obvious arrogance on her face.

It was as if she could recite in one breath 360 ways of using the power of incense and vows.

"Aren't the powers of incense and vows used for eating? How else can they be used?" Xiao Yu said.

"Hehe, you only know how to eat. You are indeed a little demon." Liu Zhi laughed.

Xiaoyu was really embarrassed now.

The previous few questions were largely based on pretending to be stupid.

But she really couldn't tell how many ways there are to "consume" the power of incense and vows.

The key point is that there is not a trace of the aura of incense and divine power on Madam Danhua's body.

It is obvious that this old landlady who cultivated the blessed land had built a shrine in her early years and received incense and offerings.

Before she could ask any more questions, the door of Hanjing Palace creaked open.

Madam Danhua and Ha Bo finished their conversation and walked out of the hall.

After determining that Jingju had the potential to be a great emperor and would become the true dragon emperor, He Bo made several decisions: First, he would keep a close eye on Jingju. Once it was confirmed that Jingju showed signs of rising, even if there was no Qianlong (the leader of the rebel army) who declared himself king at that time, he, as the chief of the river gods in the world, would immediately set an example - fight against Qin and seize the map, and then lead the destiny and guide the human race to fulfill the destiny of destroying Qin.

Secondly, in order to accelerate Jingju's growth, he plans to find opportunities to invest in Jingju.

In fact, inviting Tian Dan, Qin Jia and others to the Dragon Palace to attend the "Dahe Banquet" was an investment in the rebel leader.

He confessed all these thoughts to Mrs. Danhua, and received her approval.

"Lord Hebo, I want to meet Zhongshan Jun, Daya Zhenjun and others now. Do you want to come with me?"

After walking out of the Hanjing Palace, Madam Danhua asked.

He Bo shook his head and said, "Madam, please go. I will not get involved in Yu Fengxian's affairs."

Madam Danhua asked curiously, "Is it true that Fairy Yu Feng has peaches hidden on her body? Or are they giant peaches that ripen once every nine thousand years? Isn't He Bo tempted at all?"

He Bo asked back, "Madam, you just came back from Kunlun, so you must know the attitude of the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen Mother towards Yu Fengxian.

Judging from their reactions and attitudes, how many peaches did Yu Fengxian steal? "

No one is stupid.

When the case first broke out and the news of Yu Fengxian stealing peaches was just heard, Madam Danhua and the many immortal guests from Kunlun Garden all thought that she must have stolen a lot of peaches, hundreds of them, thousands of kilograms, and they said all kinds of things.

But as time went by, the Emperor of Heaven and Queen Mother never responded.

He did not send 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to the mortal world to capture Yu Fengxian (there was indeed such a rumor in Kunlun Garden at that time).

Yu Fengxian was beating up the barbarians at the Great Wall as if nothing had happened.
——Did Yu Fengxian really steal the peaches?

Some people even had such doubts.

Rumors like the hundreds of giant peaches lost their credibility and became absurd.

After all, if Yu Fengxian really stole so many peaches, it would be impossible for the Heavenly Palace and the Yao Chi to remain so calm.

This is a very normal thought, and this is also the result Xiaoyu hopes to see.

She concealed her identity and planned to wander around Shenzhou for three to five years, waiting for things to settle down naturally. Those who can become immortals do not lack basic rationality and analytical ability.

"Master He Bo, you may not know that the theft of peaches by Yu Fengxian is a fact, but this matter involves an important figure."

Madam Danhua paused for a moment, her expression becoming somewhat awkward, "Does Lord Hebo know 'Kunlun Jun'?"

"Kunlun Lord" He Bo thought for a moment and asked in surprise, "Could it be the cold dragon on the top of West Kunlun Mountain?"

Madam Danhua sincerely admired and said, “Your Excellency is worthy of being the head of all rivers in the world and the leader of the Shenzhou Dragon Clan.

I am no younger than Lord Hebo, but I have wasted millions of years and even Lord Kunlun doesn’t recognize me.”

When He Bo heard this, Long showed a sense of pride and a barely detectable embarrassment on his face.

"I have never seen Kunlun Jun, nor have I heard anyone else talk about him. The reason I know Kunlun Jun is from the few words I got from Zulong's memory." He said frankly.

Madam Danhua suddenly realized and felt better. She said, "Kunlun Jun was born with spirituality when the Golden Mother attained enlightenment. He was just too low-key and rarely interacted with people."

He Bo said: "It's not that he doesn't interact with people, it's that normal people can't meet him. Even if they do, they are not qualified to see him.

His identity is very special. He is an "elf" born from the interaction between the energy of the ancestor dragon of humanity and the sacred mountain Kunlun.

I heard that only the Human King can see him and hear his voice."

Madam Danhua nodded and said, "Didn't Yu Fengxian serve as the 'Prime Minister' in Xishu and gain the power of the Human King? Her ability to steal peaches must be related to Kunlun Jun.

Although the Queen Mother did not say it explicitly, we all have guesses - Lord Kunlun sent Yu Fengxian to West Kunlun to celebrate the Queen Mother's birthday, but was driven away in public.

Even though Yu Fengxian mentioned the name of "Kunlun Lord" many times, it was of no use.

Kunlun Jun was furious and sent Yu Fengxian to the Peach Garden to pick a batch of peaches.

He Bo seemed to understand something, "So that's how it is. I was wondering how a mortal like her could enter the Peach Garden so quietly.

I clearly bet on God's will back then. Ahem, this time I offended the Queen Mother again.

This guy is still free and easy, and even has the energy to make trouble in the northern border.

It turns out there is a powerful force behind this.”

Then, his dragon eyes flashed with greed, "So, Yu Fengxian might have hidden a lot of peaches?"

——The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother did not pursue the matter, not because Fairy Yu Feng had no peaches left, but because they were concerned about Lord Kunlun.

"It's possible." Mrs. Danhua said.

The little feather next to me is wooden.

——Damn it, can you guys be more rational? Kunlun Jun is so ruthless and indifferent, he didn’t even say a word to me!

He Bo thought for a moment and said, "Madam, please go see Zhong Shanjun and Daya Zhenjun first. Their 'Huan Dan' is about to be ready, and they urgently need a stream of innate pure Yang energy to replenish their own deficiency."

Madam Danhua understood what he meant and said, "I will come to see Lord Hebo after they have the result."

He Bo waved his hand and said, "No need to look for me, go find Ao Yu. Yu Fengxian is a troublesome person, I don't want to have anything to do with her."

——You just want to have something to do with the big peach in her hand, right? But is there such a perfect thing in the world?
Mrs. Danhua complained in her heart, nodded in understanding, and said no more.

The carp spirit Xiaoyu was very smart. Without being told by anyone, he took the initiative to lead the way and led Madam Danhua back to the front yard of the banquet hall.

Prime Minister Bai was still waiting there.

Seeing them coming, he didn't waste any words and took Mrs. Danhua straight to a crystal palace.

"What are you doing? Get out!" As Xiao Yu approached the gate, Prime Minister Bai waved his hand to drive her away.

Xiao Yu wanted to argue, but Madam Dan Hua turned around and said, "Liu Zhi, go wait at the gate of the yard."

Xiaoyu was at a loss now.

If it were someone else, she could turn into a torrent and sneak in quietly.

But whether it was the He Bo before or the eight great immortals now, they were all powerful, and their realm and Taoism were far higher than hers.

Before the "Great Dad Destruction" began, she knew nothing about them.

Rash actions can easily alert the other party.

She had no choice but to follow Liu Zhi back to the yard gate.

Liuzhi didn't seem to mind her stupidity and even wanted to chat with her. She glanced at him several times, indicating that she should take the initiative to strike up a conversation.

Xiaoyu no longer had the mood to chat with her.

"General Li, General Li Hong~~~"

When Xiaoyu was thinking about how to deal with the "Eight Immortals of Eastern Shenzhou" when suddenly a subtle call came from a distance.

He used a very sophisticated technique of "transforming internal energy into silk": hiding the sound in the true energy condensed into silk threads, and floating it directly to Xiaoyu's ears across more than twenty feet.

Liuzhi, the dignified fairy lady of the cave, was standing beside her and did not notice anything unusual.

Xiaoyu tilted her head to look in the direction where the voice came from, and saw Tian Dan, the leader of the "Four Beauties of the Tian Family", hiding his figure behind a bush of fiery red coral and waving at her.

She quickly interrogated the real Li Hong in the Demon Eye Ghost Domain: What is your relationship with Tian Dan? What is your personal relationship with Tian Dan?
"Sister Fairy, someone is calling me over there. I'll be right back."

She greeted Willow Branch and then walked towards the coral reef with confidence.

Li Hong and Tian Dan have no personal relationship.

However, Tian Dan was able to enter the Dragon Palace because Li Hong delivered the invitation letter and performed the water-avoiding technique to bring Tian Dan and others to the Dragon Palace.

We met once and were acquaintances, but we didn't have any personal relationship.

Liu Zhi was reminded and immediately caught a glimpse of Tian Dan's hiding figure.

She just nodded casually, not paying too much attention.

"Mr. Tian, ​​what do you want to do with me?" Carp Xiaoyu put on an honest face as if he was doing something official.

"General Li, are Lord Zhongshan and the Fairy Mother discussing the matter of Yu Fengxian?" Tian Dan asked.

Xiao Yu narrowed her eyes and asked, "Mr. Tian also wants to eat peaches?"

It’s fine for He Bo and the celestial beings, but you, a mortal, also want to “dance” in front of Yu Fengxian?
Aren’t you afraid of breaking your legs?
(End of this chapter)