If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 752: Queen Mother of the West’s Conspiracy
"It's so simple, just to be listed in the Kunlun Immortal Records?" Xiao Yu was surprised: "For a mortal like me, being listed in the Immortal Records should be a reward, right?"

"You are not an ordinary person. You ate two of the giant peaches that ripen once every nine thousand years."

At this point, Taibao's eyes flickered, and he said shyly, "Have you eaten both peaches? I have practiced Taoism for several lifetimes and served as a spiritual official for thousands of years, but I have never seen peaches before!"

——Based on our friendship, can you take out the peaches and let me smell them?
Xiao Yu shook her head and said, "I can swear to heaven that I don't even have a peach pit on me."

Unless she was caught on the spot, she would never admit that she stole the peaches.

If she didn’t steal, she didn’t eat it, and she’s not lying now.

Taibao sighed in disappointment, "You are indeed a smart man. If you really carry the peaches with you, it would be like seeking death.

Not to mention the crooked ways, even the virtuous immortals of the Taoist sect would be tempted to do evil if they knew about it, and they would even shamelessly plot against you."

"Taibao, let's talk about business!" Xiaoyu said.

Taibao said: "You now have an immortal body, even if your Qi Refining realm has not reached the level of a true immortal, you are still considered an immortal.

There are many immortals in the world. They all have great blessings and become immortals by eating magical medicines.

Refining Qi to become an immortal is just one way to become an immortal, and it does not necessarily make one more noble and powerful than other immortals.

If I had listed you in the Kunlun Immortal Records eight years ago, it would indeed be a great reward.

Now, not to mention that you have already eaten two large peaches, the immortal power in your body has begun to turn into pure yang, and you can be called a "top-grade immortal."

Even before you eat the peaches, you are qualified to become a citizen of West Kunlun based on the Taoism you have demonstrated in the Quicksand Region and the merits you have gained from eliminating monsters.

The fairy boy who drove you out of Kunlun Garden that day was really shortsighted and failed to see through your method of transforming into a Disha.

If we recognize your identity, we will definitely show you mercy.”

——With Qingtong’s limited ability, it would be impossible for him to see through my true self.

Xiaoyu's "body of a mermaid" is that of a real mermaid with mermaid blood and magical powers, which is even more exquisite than the transformation technique in the original "Eight-Nine Profound Art".

There are almost no flaws.

If there is no flaw in itself, how can others discover the flaw?

“Even if I am worthy of being included in the Kunlun Immortal Records, the Queen Mother must establish her prestige and punish me!

Is becoming an immortal considered a punishment?
Or, first trick me into a trap, and then torture me with the rules of West Kunlun?" Xiao Yu said.

The Divine Mace Guard nodded and said, "That's really possible. You have a barbaric nature and are used to being unruly and rude. Two thousand years as the 'Garden Fairy' has given you too many opportunities to make mistakes.

Once there is a solid reason for punishment, the Queen Mother, who is always strict in enforcing the law, will definitely teach you a lesson."

Xiao Yu pondered for a moment, then asked, "What does it feel like to become an immortal?"

Taibao said with a wooden face: "Are you asking a bald woman what it feels like to wear a bun on her head?"

To tie a bun, you need to have hair, and the flying fairy bun requires a particularly high amount of hair.

If Taibao could become an immortal, how could he possibly become a spiritual official?

Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment and said, "As the saying goes, even if you haven't eaten pork, you have seen pigs run.

"The process and effects of becoming an immortal. Since Taibao is so eager to eat pork, he should have asked the immortals who have eaten meat, right?"

The Divine Mace Guard thought for a moment and said, "Different immortals have different ways of becoming immortals, and the influence and restrictions of immortals on immortals are also different.

I am quite familiar with the records of the immortals in heaven.

Immortals who are recorded in the heavenly register can enter and leave the heaven freely.

Just based on this point, the gods in heaven cannot compare to them, and they are not allowed to go down to the mortal world without permission.

As for restrictions, there doesn't seem to be much, except that you must not violate the laws of nature.

The Kunlun immortals should have a major test every once in a while. If they pass the test, they can continue to be free and easy immortals.

If you fail the test, your immortal body will be stripped away, you will be cast down to the mortal world, and you will have to re-enter the cycle of reincarnation."

Xiao Yu smiled and said, "I didn't expect that immortals would have to take regular 'exams'. What are the contents of the exams?"

Taibao said: "There are three thousand great ways, all of which can lead to becoming an immortal. The ways to become an immortal are different, and the tests must be different.

For example, if an immortal who ascended to heaven through virtue examines the past hundreds or thousands of years, his virtue and character may have changed.

If an immortal ascends to heaven through practicing Taoism and refining Qi, the requirements for moral character when examining his skills in refining Qi and preserving his spirit will be much lower.

If you are an immortal like me who ascended to heaven by eating magical medicines and elixirs, then your character, cultivation efforts, and how well you did your work in Yaochi will be considered comprehensively.

The specific assessment items are somewhat complicated. I have only heard of them but have never seen them in person.

Immortals who are not registered as immortals will not be able to see the content of the assessment."

Xiao Yu asked, "If I enter the Kunlun Immortal Records, can the Queen Mother always check my behavior and thoughts?"

The divine mace guard looked at her deeply and said, "I don't know what's in your mind, but I should be able to easily calculate where you are, what you are doing, how many sins and merits you have committed, what kind of karma you have created, and what bad karma you have caused.

For example, a fairy from Yao Chi wanted to become a mortal and have an affair with a man. The Queen Mother knew about it immediately, and then she became furious and sent the fairy to the mortal world.

For example, when you have the urge to sneak into the Peach Garden to steal peaches again, the Queen Mother will immediately get inspired without any hesitation and slap you into the mortal world before you reach out to pick the peaches, and you will be reincarnated as a pig or a dog."

To maintain the prestige of the Queen Mother, we must at least prevent the same thing from happening again.

The main reason why the Queen Mother's prestige was damaged was not because she lost two peaches, but because when Yu Fengxian entered the Peach Garden, the Queen Mother was completely unaware and had no feelings. She had no sudden inspiration and could not calculate with her fingers.

If Yu Fengxian is included in the Kunlun Immortal Records, such a thing will never happen again.

No matter how skilled Yu Fengxian was, when she was listed in the Kunlun Immortal Records, she had already established a one-way "strong causal connection" with the Queen Mother.

Once Yu Fengxian wanted to do something illegal, before she even started, Queen Mother would have an idea and foresee it in advance.

But this powerful causal relationship is one-way.

Yu Fengxian had no foresight or control over the Queen Mother's behavior and thoughts.

At the very least, if the Queen Mother passed away one day, the immortals in the Kunlun Immortal Records would feel it and feel as if the sky was falling.

But when the Queen Mother really dies, there is a high probability that Pangu's world will also come to an end, and the sky will really collapse.

It doesn't make any sense.

Xiao Yu pondered for a while and asked, "Did Queen Mother set any restrictions on the time of entering Kunlun Immortal Records?"

At certain special moments, she actually didn't mind going to Kunlun Yaochi to be a jade girl.

For example, when the demon master Kunpeng found her and wanted to devour her.

Kunpeng fights the Queen Mother of the West, and the Jade Maiden Fengxian watches on the side. It must be very exciting.

The Divine Mace Guard said, “Grandmaster Zhang meant that the matter must be resolved before the end of the small court meeting.

If you honestly accept Master Zhang's kindness, he and other Shenzhou immortals will jointly guarantee you to ensure that the Jade Emperor will not punish you.

If you refuse, they can't help you, and the Jade Emperor will punish you according to the Heavenly Rules.

What your punishment is will be determined by your karma and bad karma, and it will probably be very severe.

Otherwise, Zhang Tianshi would not have sent an urgent message to the human world during the small court meeting."

"Time is running out." Xiaoyu murmured.

The Taibao said: "If you agree, you should burn incense and take a bath immediately.

After fasting for two days, they offered sacrifices to heaven and earth and burned tablets to pay homage to the Queen Mother.

The petition will be picked up by the Heavenly Court Talisman Envoy and sent to the Queen Mother of the Yaochi Lake. It may also be the Queen Mother of the Nine Heavens or other immortal officials who will review your request to become an immortal and enter your name into the Kunlun Immortal Register, and the ceremony will be completed.

You can go to Kunlun Garden and become a "garden girl".

If you don't go there for a long time, the Kunlun fairy will come to find you.

By then you will have been listed in the immortal register and can no longer hide.

No matter where you hide, the Kunlun Fairy can come straight to you, and her speed may be faster than that of the Talisman Envoy. "

Xiao Yu finally couldn't help it and complained: "Isn't this like being in jail? How can you be free?"

The Divine Mace Guard said: “Whether it is the Heavenly Court or other immortal realms, they will not directly register an immortal in the immortal register without the immortal’s consent.

Just like what someone said just now, you have to write a petition and pray to heaven and earth, requesting to "ascend to heaven", and then the Lord of the Fairyland will test you.

You will be accepted only if the conditions are met.

You can choose to be a pure immortal. At first, you will go through the "three disasters of thunder, fire and wind" every five hundred years. After you have survived nine of them, you will face the "cause and effect disaster" about once every five thousand years, also known as the "karma disaster."

A karmic catastrophe will clear the karma accumulated by the immortals over the past five thousand years.

After going through it nine times again, the "fate catastrophe" will occur once every fifty thousand years.

This disaster is so unpredictable that it is beyond words.

You may have survived the calamity without knowing it; you may not have survived the calamity and die, but think that you were just killed by your enemies and it has nothing to do with the calamity.

In short, becoming an immortal is not a once-and-for-all thing, where you can be completely free and at ease from then on, do whatever you want, speak and act without restraint, and have no boundaries.

After being listed in the immortal book, one does not need to go through the test of "God".

But the lord of the fairyland where the immortals live must test them regularly.

It’s not personal, it’s the same for everyone.”

Seeing Xiao Yu's heavy expression, Taibao comforted him softly, "You don't have to be too depressed. The heavenly tribulation or test of the immortals is not decided by God or the Lord of the Immortal Realm, but by the immortals themselves.

Immortals have pure hearts and few desires. They are not tainted by the mundane world, are not affected by cause and effect, have no evil karma, and instead have great merits. They do not even feel the effects of heavenly calamities.

Don’t you know a lot of Kunlun immortals?
What kind of life do they lead? Are they living in fear and anxiety all day long?
As long as you don't cause trouble, nothing will happen. You can live as long as the sky and be free and at ease forever.

But if the immortal causes trouble, he naturally has to bear the corresponding responsibility.

For example, the immortals became corrupt and murdered mortals at will.

Should this kind of immortal be struck to death by heavenly tribulation, or cast down to earth by the Lord of the Immortal Realm?"

Xiao Yu asked: "What if it is the Daluo Jinxian who has achieved the Dao?"

The divine mace Taibao rolled his eyes at her and said, "Everything is in harmony with the Tao. Every move, every word, and every deed is destined by heaven, and even represents the will of heaven. How can there be a disaster?"

“So, I can only say ‘sorry’ to the Queen Mother. I want to attain the great path of a celestial being, so I can’t go to Kunlun to be a ‘Jade Maiden’ for the time being.

When I get the status of a celestial being, I will definitely go to the Yaochi fairyland and help the Queen Mother guard the Peach Garden." Xiao Yu said.

The divine mace protector said calmly: "This excuse is lame! Being listed in the immortal register will not affect your ability to form a harmonious relationship between dragon and tiger, or to adjust the Kan and fill the Li."

Xiao Yu asked: "Among the immortals that Taibao knows, is there anyone who was listed in the immortal book before becoming an immortal?"

Shen Jian Taibao thought carefully for a moment, and a look of surprise gradually appeared on his face.

"It seems...there is none." he murmured.

Xiao Yu smiled and said, "Does Taibao know the reason?"

Taibao asked back: "Don't you know? You don't even have the Heavenly Immortal Technique."

During the reminiscing just now, Xiaoyu had confessed that the Jihe Water Mansion had only obtained the severely incomplete method of Disha transformation and the ancient dragon magical powers.

Although Taibao was a spiritual official, he at least knew that the transformation of the Earthly Evils was not the fundamental method of refining Qi.

None of them are methods of refining Qi, so they cannot lead to becoming an immortal, and naturally they are not methods to become a celestial immortal.

However, the celestial immortal method may include the method of changing the earthly evil spirits, such as the "Thirty-six Changes of Tiangang".

"I don't have the magic power of a celestial being, but I have the appearance of a celestial being. I am very sure that having my mind and soul bound too early will greatly affect the connection between life and death and the formation of the elixir." Xiao Yu said.

Taibao frowned and said, "How are you going to explain this to the Queen Mother? There is a very important purpose for letting you go to Yaochi to be a jade girl. I want to keep you in heaven and stop you from messing around in the human world.

You have greatly disturbed the flow of the days.

Dongfang Shuo was far less troublesome than you, so the Queen Mother imprisoned him in Yaochi on the pretext of stealing peaches.

Maybe he'll be incarcerated for several years.

It’s not a few years on earth, it’s a few years in heaven.

By the time he is released from prison, the Qin Empire will have been dead for who knows how many years. "

Xiao Yu was surprised and said, "I didn't expect that Master Zhang trusted you so much and told you everything."

Taibao said: "Grandmaster Zhang did not intend to let me know everything.

Lingguan has a very low status in Taoism and is not qualified to participate in discussions on the overall situation of the world.

It was someone who kept pestering and forcing Master Yumen to speak out clearly.

Lest I be prepared to take the blame for everything, but still mess things up."

"Be prepared to bear all the blame." Xiao Yu's mouth twitched, "Is it really that tragic? Otherwise, you can resign from the position of 'Spiritual Officer' of Taiyi Dao and come to join me.

I will be the founder of my sect, accept you as my eldest disciple, and teach you the Heavenly Immortal Technique."

It’s no wonder that after hearing this, Shen Jian Taibao was really moved and impulsive for a moment.

To be honest, he was indeed not happy with his job as the spiritual officer of Taiyi Dao.

This Yu Fengxian had the "appearance of a great immortal", and they had only known each other since their humble beginnings.

Due to various coincidences, two people who had nothing in common with each other actually became good friends.

If he really reincarnates and becomes her eldest disciple, the treatment and fortune he will receive will definitely be better than being a Taoist child in Taiyi Sect.

But there is a big prerequisite, this guy can survive and then fulfill his "immortal status".

If I can't survive, or in other words, if I can't even get over the punishment from the Queen Mother, there's no point in even thinking about starting a sect and accepting disciples.

It's over a long time ago. There is no future at all.

"You don't even have a Heavenly Immortal Technique, yet you're still teaching me some Heavenly Immortal Technique."

The Divine Mace Guardian's expression became serious, and he said earnestly, "Don't be too ambitious, just get through the difficulties ahead of you first.

I sincerely advise you to stop struggling and immediately present your petition to the Queen Mother and become a Jade Maiden in Yaochi.

Two thousand years later, when you leave Kunlun Mountain again, it is up to you whether you want to become the founder of a sect or continue to pursue the path to becoming an immortal.

To be honest, the condition offered by the Queen Mother is not really difficult for you. If you go to Yaochi now, it is equivalent to directly avoiding the great catastrophe in the human world.

Don't think that just because things are going well now, you will think that the great catastrophe of heaven and earth is your playground.

If you continue to struggle like this, sooner or later your calamity will explode, your fate will end, and you will die tragically in the catastrophe.

Just like those great immortals and gods during the Conferred Gods period.

They can't handle it, can you be better than them?"

(End of this chapter)