If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 485: Killing Lord Lao Fu

Previously, at the blessed land of Guaizi Mountain, the "New Western Eight Immortals" had chanted the "Three Pure Ones Exorcist Mantra" for several days.
Now I am back to my old job and feel particularly familiar with it.

“Ho ho ho~~~”

The "devil cicada" struggled desperately in the pit, as if it was fighting with someone, and kept slapping its head.

Xiaoyu's expression became a little strange.

The Sanqing Exorcism Spell was indeed effective, but it only targeted the Corrupted Eye Demonic Thoughts in the "double demonic thoughts", not the "Feather Phoenix Fairy Demonic Thoughts" that she left in the Corrupted Eye Demonic Thoughts.

Even though she practiced magic and her spiritual will turned into evil thoughts, she was still recognized as "one of us" by the rules of the world.

The evil eye and evil thoughts are actually the transformation of her spirit, but now they have become rotten evil eyes and are rejected by the world.

As the Eight Immortals of the West chanted the spell, the evil thoughts of the Corrupted Eyes, which had been devouring the spirit of the demon cicada and becoming extremely powerful, actually began to be suppressed.

Her evil thoughts took advantage of this and gradually gained the dominant position, and soon she could even control the body of the "devil cicada".

“How about controlling the magic cicada and beating these six bastards to death? Hehe, they will definitely die with regret if they are beaten to death by the people they rescued.”

Xiaoyu's eyes flashed, and he looked at Master Lao Fu who was not far away.

Lord Lao Fo, who had just escaped from the Buddha Kingdom in his palm, was still a little confused about the situation and was stunned for a while.

After seeing Master Yu completely transformed into a monster, he retreated eastward step by step, retreated to the edge of the street, turned around and was about to -

"Shh!"

Xiao Yu had already arrived in front of him with the Yin Feng Sword Escape Technique, and said with a smile: "Master Lao Fo, how are you?"

Lao Fuye's expression froze, and he forced a friendly smile with great difficulty, "Little Fengxianyu Fairy, I'm relieved to see that you are okay."

Xiao Yu smiled and said, "Why are you so relieved? You are Yaochan's accomplice and you wanted to kill me. Now I'm fine, you should be anxious and worried!"

Lao Foye waved his hands repeatedly, "No, Fairy Yu, you misunderstood me. I have never been an accomplice of the demon cicada, otherwise my body would not have been destroyed by him.

You see, now I am just a soul left, so pitiful, hundreds of years of hard practice are destroyed in an instant.

Alas, if I want to continue my path to immortality, I can only count on my father who has become a Buddha.

Fortunately, he holds a high position of power in Lingshan and must know the ancient Buddha Dipankara, so he should be able to help me rebuild my Dharma body."

——My father is the Lingshan Buddha, he is in a high position and has great power, and he knows the one you admire the most, Randeng. How dare you have evil thoughts towards me?!

How could Xiaoyu not understand his subtext?

She even had some guesses about his identity as Buddha's father.

Judging from the demon cicada's murderous arrogance at first and his slightly frightened reaction later, this guy might be the bastard son of Jin Chanzi's bald bastard.

——You bastard Jin Chanzi, you are the "Tang Monk", how could you have an affair with someone and give birth to a baby, and give birth to such a bastard!

"Lord Lao Fu, you should understand that a few simple words cannot resolve the grudge between you and me. Well, in fact, there is no grudge between you and me.

But you were deceived by Guan Chenghuang and wanted to kill me. You even hid in the city defense camp, waiting for an opportunity to attack me. So, you and I have become mortal enemies!"

She spread out her left hand and used the bloody energy to condense a small cage in her palm.

"Will you come in on your own and act as my prisoner, or shall I take you myself?"

Lao Foye forced a smile and said, "Fairy Yu, maybe I haven't made it clear yet, my father is the Lingshan Buddha, and I am the son of the Buddha!

Besides, you really misunderstood. I used the soldiers of the city defense camp to cover up my presence. I never intended to harm anyone. I just came here to investigate the situation."

Xiao Yu said angrily, "It's no use quibbling! Jin Chanzi has sent the demon cicada to fight me to the death, do you think I still care about your Buddha father?"

Lao Foye said hurriedly: "There are many sects in Lingshan, and my Buddha father and the evil demon Jin Chanzi are not of the same kind.

Today you have formed a good relationship with me, and in the future my Buddha father will surely reward you with a great reward.

Maybe I can help you deal with that evil monk Jin Chanzi."

Xiao Yu said calmly: "You will be my prisoner first. When I contact your Buddha father, we will -"

"Swoosh~~~" Before he finished speaking, Master Lao Fu had turned into a beam of golden light and flew away to the west at a high speed.

"You old thief, you still dare to run!" Xiao Yu pretended to be furious and chased after him with a howling gale.

"Roar~~" The "demon cicada" who was struggling frantically at the bottom of the pit roared wildly, and suddenly flew into the sky like a rocket, just blocking the way of Master Lao Fu. He also raised his right hand and slapped him.

The golden Buddha light mixed with an "evil" gray-black aura suddenly lit up in the palm of his hand.

Lord Lao Fu was grabbed by it directly.

Once you catch it, put it in your mouth.

"Devil, how dare you snatch food from the tiger's mouth and steal my Lord Laofu!"

A faint light flashed in Xiaoyu's eyes, and the monster cicada's pupils quickly shrank to the size of a pinhole.

The part of the second level of evil thoughts that belonged to her no longer controlled the body of the "Demon Cicada", and it actively broke away from the core of the Corrupted Eye's evil thoughts, turning into a foreign object and shot out.

Lord Lao Fu's consciousness was enveloped and eroded by the power of the demon. He struggled frantically but could not break free.

Just as he was filled with fear, the dark magic in front of him suddenly spread to both sides, and a shining "meteor" hit him.

The power of that "meteor" was very familiar to him. It seemed to be his Changchun internal energy that was dissipating outside?
As soon as this thought came into his mind, the "meteor" had already fallen into his eyes.

His eyes blurred and he suddenly appeared in the painting hall of Lao Mansion. Opposite him stood a woman with a beautiful face and a dignified expression.

"Guanyin?"

The other person's appearance, as well as the compassion in his eyes and face, made him shout subconsciously.

"Devil monk, I am Guanyin, the Goddess of Mercy!"

Mr. Lao Fu was stunned for a moment, looked around again, and a look of realization gradually appeared on his face.

"Old Man Guan didn't lie to me. You really did create a sword technique to break my 'Eternal Spring Skill'."

He sneered, his face full of teasing, "How are you going to break my Yin-Yang dual cultivation power? Are you going to strip me naked and use the method of enduring battle to drain me dry?"

He thrust his hips forward, "Come on! I have no rivals in the Xisha Region with this spear. If you can really subdue me, I will spit out silver paste in my mouth to convince you."

"In that case." The Warning Guanyin smiled, swung her smooth right arm lightly, and a "Qiao Shi Sword" fell into her palm.

"I'll make your wish come true!" The Warning Guanyin flew over lightly and landed behind Master Lao Fu. The sword in her hand stabbed his back like lightning.

In his own spiritual space, Lord Lao Fu can make his wishes come true, and even if he does not know martial arts, he can change his location instantly.

Not to mention that the Jingshi Guanyin is not fast.

But Mr. Lao Fu didn't dodge or evade. He just stood there with a smile on his face and let her do what she wanted.

"In my consciousness, you only had a thought, and you didn't use the method of enduring a battle to seduce me, let me relax my vigilance, and let me indulge in lust. You were so stupid as to swing your sword and stab me. You really thought—"

"Chi chi chi!"

Before he finished his words, the Qiao Shi sword had already turned into several rays of light, which in an instant pierced forty or fifty acupuncture points from the back of his neck to his buttocks.

The sword energy, carrying a strange sword intent, entered his body through the acupoints.

The magic power in his body was instantly eroded by the sword intent, and immediately like a chemical agent encountering a catalyst, an uncontrolled "decomposition reaction" occurred: the magic power decomposed into yin and yang essences, and the essences further decomposed into blood.

Various types of blood and energy naturally mixed together and rushed towards his throat.

"Ugh~~~~" Mr. Lao Fu's expression froze and his face turned pale. He couldn't help but bend over and vomit.

"Hualala~~~" The silver paste spurted out directly like a water pipe with the water spout turned off.

Although we are in the spiritual space at this time, we are simulating the environment of a painting hall.

The silver paste spat out by Master Lao Fu flowed directly onto the floor of the painting hall, submerging the images of naked men and women painted on the carpet.

“Hua La La—cough cough, what kind of sword intent is this—Hua La La~~”

Of course, Lord Lao Fu was unwilling to sit and wait for death, so he tried hard to control the magic power in his body.

I was clearly in the state of mind where “all my wishes come true”, but I couldn’t control myself at all.

The mana of mental simulation is turning into a silver paste with complex ingredients irreversibly with a firm trend.

The stronger the magic power, the more silver paste there is.

In a short while, the silver paste spit out by Master Lao Fu spread to most of the painting hall.

The total amount is several times more than his weight.

In the scientific material universe, it is impossible for something to spit out more mass than itself.

But the Qi Refiners here are already transforming low-energy blood and Qi into high-energy true Qi and magic power.

True Qi and magic power can also condense Yuandan, which has higher energy level and energy density.

For hundreds of years, Lord Lao Fu has sucked the yang and yin from countless boys and girls, and sucked a large amount of "liquid" full of blood and energy into his body, refining it into his own magic power.

Now it is just a process of reversing this.

He decomposed all the magic power in his body into the "ointment" that he had sucked from the young man, and then spit it out.

The real weird thing is not that Lord Laofu vomited ointment.

Xiao Yu had already deduced many ways to kill him, but this idiot was very curious about the swordsmanship of Guanyin the Warning, and felt that he could withstand the test of Guanyin the Warning's "method of endurance in battle", so he did not resist at all.

It would be strange if he didn't spit out the ointment.

The strange thing is that he only has his spiritual consciousness left, and it is still in his own spiritual space.

"Ugh~~~" The silver paste that Lao Fu vomited out began to be mixed with blood. His magic power was exhausted and all converted into silver paste. Now he did not stop spitting out the paste, and began to "decompose" his own blood and energy, consuming his physical and mental strength.

The proportion of blood in the silver paste is getting higher and higher, but the blood is not bright red, but watery red.

In just a few minutes, Lao Fu's black hair turned white, and his rosy and delicate skin like a baby's withered into wrinkled and ugly chicken skin, which was the grayish white of a dead person and covered with age spots.

He was originally tall and strong, but now he had shriveled up into a shrunken old man weighing less than 50 kilograms and less than 1.3 meters tall.

"Plop~~~" He fell into the pool of silver paste that covered his ankles.

"Now that you've tasted it, how does it feel?"

The voice of Guanyin, the Warning Bodhisattva, came from within the shriveled corpse.

Then, “Swish!”

A small sword, the length of a palm, pierced through the corpse's spine from the inside, leaving a cut up and down. A small Guanyin statue, only half a meter tall, jumped out from inside.

A foreign object has entered the soul, and evil thoughts have arisen!
"Your Sword of the Warning Guanyin is not aimed at my Changchun Gong, but at me and my fundamental method, Changchun Gong and Joyful Zen." A voice that was filled with deep fear and hatred came from all directions of the painting hall.

The Great Warning Guanyin smiled and said, "Since you want to learn, of course you have to learn the whole set and learn it to the best of your ability. If you want to break it, you have to break it completely."

Lord Lao Fu was shocked and said angrily, "Earlier, I always felt that someone was spying on me. It wasn't my illusion, nor was it the passing talisman messenger or the day and night wandering god. It was you. You were spying on me practicing the Joy Zen method?"

"Didn't Guan Laogui tell you that I was wandering around your Lao Mansion? If you were me, would you only be satisfied with the incomplete "Eternal Spring Kung Fu" and miss the more advanced secret scriptures in vain?"

"Pop~~~" A big bulge appeared on the dome of the painting hall, and then it burst open, revealing a small Guanyin, a warning to the world.

"What the hell is this thing? It's clearly in my mind, and I clearly hid my tracks, so how could I be hurt by your sword of Guanyin?" Lord Lao Fu shouted in panic.

He was also quite experienced. After his attempt failed, he hid his thoughts completely. He didn't contact Guanyin at all and didn't let her touch him.

The little warning Guanyin laughed and said, "Fool, this is your heart, you are everywhere, where can you hide?"

"You are not the Goddess of Warning, you are a demon, a big demon! The Sword of the Goddess of Warning is a magic skill. You said that the demon cicada went astray in his magic skills, but it was actually you, the real demon cub, who used the magic skills to plot against him!"

When Master Lao Fu roared in fear, several little warning Guanyins emerged from the walls, the ground, and the dome of the painting hall.

The more little warning Guanyins there were, the more panicked and at a loss Mr. Lao became.

The inner demons grew like weeds, and more little warning Guanyins emerged.

"I am not a demon, I am the warning Guanyin. You are such a demon, you have raped countless men and women for hundreds of years, and today you finally get your retribution!" The little warning Guanyins shouted in unison.

The scene was extremely evil and strange. Lao Fu couldn't control himself. His evil thoughts became more serious and there were more "demons".

The great warning Guanyin stood there with a smile on her face. She did not say anything to remind Wu Daoren, to calm him down, or to teach him how to break the evil thoughts, as she did the first time she used the magic eye technique on him.

Today she will not verify the evil thoughts to take away the soul, but simply kill people.

(End of this chapter)