If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 483: Panic Cicada

Lord Lao Fu really admires his Buddha father.

Before Buddha came to him, he lived in Yingxiang Mansion for more than three hundred years.

Most of the time he stayed in Laofu, absorbing Yang and taking Yin, improving himself with the method of Caibu, and practicing diligently day and night.

Apart from necessary social interactions, try to avoid getting involved in outside affairs as much as possible.

He is a well-known "otaku" in the spiritual practice circle of Yingxiang Prefecture.

Wait for Buddha to come again and give a warning.

He took Buddha's words to heart word for word.

Even when he heard Guan Chenghuang say that Yu Fengxian created the "Warning Guanyin Sword" to target him, he was able to suppress his anger and murderous intent and resolutely refused to be contaminated by the "calamity spirit".

Even though he was shocked that Guan Chenghuang failed.

Even though he was very curious about the situation inside Yonghe Palace, he did not dare to sneak in rashly or watch from close range.

He was worried that he would be discovered and forced to get involved in the "Yingxiang Mansion Murder Robbery".

But since it concerns his own interests and even his life, he cannot help but pay attention to the process and outcome of this "Yu Fengxian VS Yaochan, Guan Chenghuang, and Prince".

So he hid his tracks and followed the soldiers of the city defense camp.

There are a large number of soldiers in the city defense camp, and their aura is mixed. He can hide among them without being discovered.

This is the first reason. Secondly, although the city defense camp has a large number of soldiers, they are not going out of the city to fight in the field, so they will definitely not become the main force of this unrest.

In other words, when the soldiers of the city defense camp went to Yonghe Palace, they only played supporting roles and provided assistance with powerful crossbows and strong bows.

This ensures safety.

Being able to watch the battle from a close distance without being discovered and without any danger, isn't this exactly what he wants!

But this overly cautious decision is a bit cowardly, very disgraceful, and unpleasant to say.

After all, Lao Foye is the top boss of Yingxiang Mansion and has more seniority than Guan Chenghuang, so he has to have some face. The key point is that he subconsciously feels that he and Yaochan are not hostile.

At most, he did not accept Guan Chenghuang's invitation, but he definitely stood on the opposite side of Yu Fengxian, who created the "Warning Guanyin Sword".

Therefore, when his identity was exposed and he was held in the hands of the demon cicada, he did not think that he would face a life-and-death disaster.

He felt that he had a "friendly" relationship with Yaochan and Guan Chenghuang. Well, he was completely from his own perspective and didn't think about Yaochan. Yaochan didn't even know him and had never included him in the "Anti-Yu Fengxian Alliance"!

In short, Master Lao Fu mistakenly believed that once Yao Chan knew his identity, he would definitely not regard him as an enemy.

So I didn't tell the truth at the first time.

Telling the truth is too embarrassing and will disgust Yaochan - Yaochan and Guan Chenghuang are allies. He was afraid of his own safety when faced with an important matter (Yaochan's important matter), so he refused Guan Chenghuang, which was equivalent to refusing to cooperate with Yaochan.

Then he told a little lie. It wasn't exactly a lie, he really just came to investigate the situation.

Now, at the cost of having his physical body destroyed, he has witnessed the ruthlessness and decisiveness of the demon cicada.

He got scared and told everyone his cowardly behavior and thoughts in detail.

"Useless trash!" After hearing the explanation, Yao Chan's face was full of contempt and resentment. "With your strength, if you agreed to guard Guan Laogui in Tianbaoju, how could Guan Laogui be killed by Yu Fengxian?

If we had taken Yu Fengxian's sword bone at Tianbao Residence, why would I, the Buddha, need to expose my identity and start a war?"

"Master Yu is right. I am useless and stupid, but I am not a bad person and I don't have any bad intentions!" shouted Master Lao Fo.

The cicada's expression was uncertain.

If Mr. Lao Fu had just met him, he would have told him his little tricks directly.

He would despise it.

They might even take the opportunity to force Lao Fu to pledge his allegiance and become a glorious "New Western Eight Immortals", but they would most likely not kill him.

Things are different now.

He believed that Master Lao Fu had not lied this time, but he had already crushed Master Lao Fu's body.

The main Buddhist practice of Mr. Lao Fo is "Joyful Zen".

Buddhism focuses on cultivating the "mind", but Joy Zen belongs to Tantric Buddhism, which places great emphasis on the development of physical potential.

Xiao Yu previously spied on Lao Shenxian, and mainly stole the Tantric wisdom on physical development. The upgraded "New Tai Chi Changchun Gong" can enhance physical strength dozens of times compared to before.

Even if one becomes a Buddha through the joyful Zen method, one must have a Dharma body.

Losing the physical body means the end of the path to enlightenment. Unless his wild father can send him to the Eight Treasures Merit Pond to soak in it, how is it possible to rebuild the golden body of Arhat?

This behavior of destroying someone's path to immortality (the path to becoming a Buddha) goes beyond the revenge of killing one's father and stealing one's wife.

The hidden and sinister side of Lao Fu's character was fully exposed when he just confessed his "cowardly" thoughts.

Now that Lao Shenxian's body has been destroyed, even if we release him, can we really get his gratitude instead of deep resentment?

"Has your Buddha father ever told you about Lingshan?" asked Yaochan.

Hearing him ask this, Mr. Lao Fu quickly realized that he was not completely safe.

Now he began to put himself in Yao Chan's shoes and immediately understood what the other party was worried about.

To be honest, he felt that Yaochan's concerns were quite correct.

Now that his path to immortality is largely ruined, he really hates the demon cicada.

When I meet my Buddha Father in the future, I will definitely complain to him and ask him to avenge me.

But if he wants to live long enough to have the opportunity to complain to Buddha in the future, it would be difficult to dispel the demon cicada's concerns first.

——It seems that the only way to survive is to make the demon cicada fear his Buddha father.

He suddenly realized something and immediately told everyone all the information he knew about Buddha Daddy.

For example, when his father and mother fell in love, the Buddha of Lingshan became furious, and he sent many Arhats to the village where his parents lived to arrest them.

His Buddha father remained devoted to the Buddha and would rather betray the Buddha than his lover. He was also extremely brave, and with his pair of iron fists he made hundreds of Arhats lose their weapons and weapons. Finally, the Buddha himself showed up, and his Buddha father had no choice but to bid farewell to his wife and children and follow the Buddha back to Lingshan.

In fact, his Buddha father never returned to Lingshan that day and died directly.

He used his death to allow his mother and he to live the rest of their lives undisturbed and in peace.

"My Buddha father caused such a big commotion, Lingshan should be in a state of great commotion, has Master Yu never heard of it?" Lao Buddha asked puzzledly.

The cicada's expression changed several times, and he had a vague sense of foreboding.

He had not been enlightened for long, more than two hundred years, and had not experienced those things of the past, but he heard the Arhats in Lingshan talking about it. They said that his master had been, and was still, a bit of a womanizer, and had unclear relationships with some female fairies and female bodhisattvas who came to Lingshan to listen to Buddhist teachings.

In his early years, he seemed to have been punished by the Buddha because of his affairs with men.

He quietly swallowed his saliva and asked, "You were a laboring immortal before, when did you switch to practicing Buddhism?"

"Some time ago, my Buddha father came to Yingxiang Mansion to visit me." Master Lao Buddha briefly told him how the "Toutuo" came again after hundreds of years and warned him that "death was approaching."

"What is the exact time?" Yaochan asked again.

Xiaoyu's magical power of "Sky-swallowing" was learned from the Toad Spirit.

The toad spirit’s stomach is actually a “small world” with its own space.

After he used Kong Da Swallowing the Sky, he compressed the space around the object to the point where it could be stuffed into his mouth. For example, when he used Kong Da Swallowing the Sky on a human city, the space around the city shrank, not his own body expanding to the point where he could swallow the city.

Xiaoyu's stomach is only of normal size and strength, and she thinks the ability to swallow her enemies is too stupid.

So she did the opposite. Instead of shrinking the space around her enemy, she shrank the space around herself.

It was easier for her to display her magical powers since she didn't struggle or resist.

When the demon cicada slapped her with the Buddha's Kingdom in her palm, she found she could not dodge it, so she immediately used the "Heaven-Swallowing Sword" and swung the sword to cut off the space where she was and the Buddha's light.

She still couldn't escape the range of the "Buddha's Divine Palm", but she was able to control her own space and shrink herself immediately.

She herself did not shrink, but as the space around her shrank, the pressure she was under also decreased rapidly.

Basic pressure and pressure principles: at the same pressure, the smaller the surface area, the smaller the pressure it withstands.

Xiaoyu was actually in the deep pit created by Yaochan's palm.

It’s just that the space around her is too small, so small that it is reduced to the size of “microcosm of the immortal way”, which is also the size of the Xukong Step.

If it is Marvel's Ant-Man, shrinking to a microscopic size, he will enter the quantum dimension.

Just stop being in this space and don’t have to bear the pressure.

This Pangu world, even if it is in different dimensions, exists in the same space.

The thirty-three heavens, the thirty-three celestial dimensions, various Shinto dimensions, and even the human world where mortals live are all in the space between heaven and earth, a space with different dimensions.

Because Xiaoyu could withstand less pressure, she only felt a little chest tightness during her first use of the "Buddha's Divine Palm" and was not injured.

When the demon cicada retracted his palm, she immediately "escaped into the air" and ran as fast as a demon.

Fortunately, the cicada demon was unable to cultivate the Buddhist supernatural power of "wisdom eye" and could not directly see the "microscopic" things of the immortal way.

But Yaochan was experienced and failed to lock onto her "Yuyu", but he guessed her methods.

After all, he has mastered the magical power of the Buddha Kingdom in the Palm, and he is also familiar with the laws of time and space.

The second "Buddha's Divine Palm" fell immediately, grabbing a quarter of Yingxiang Palace in its palm.

Xiaoyu was among them, she was in the ruins of a restaurant on the roadside of Jixiang Avenue.

Don't dare to move.

It has fallen into the palm of the demon cicada, and any movement will surely alarm him.

But it’s not okay to just sit there and do nothing.

The demon cicada is good at macroscopic space, but not at microscopic space.

But as long as it was in his hands, he could always find out bit by bit.

"I must escape from his palm-sized Buddha kingdom, otherwise my 'Magic Eye Technique' will be useless."

Xiaoyu calmed down and carefully felt the changes in time and space in the Buddhist country.

If Yaochan triggers "Great Destruction" early, with the help of Zifu, it will be much easier to crack the Palm Buddha Kingdom (relative to without Zifu).

It’s a pity that the cicada demon is too decisive.

She teased Prince Li and the Eight Immortals of the New West for a long time, creating countless opportunities for him to make a brilliant appearance, but Yao Chan still refused to chat with her.

He did not act as a villain boss who was about to win, talk to her eloquently and show off his power, so as to harvest her despair and turn it into his own joy and pride.

Xiaoyu felt a little regretful.

She didn't take advantage of the time when Yaochan was solving the disaster of the ground fissure in the underworld paradise of Guaizi Mountain to plot and make him trigger the Great Destruction of Dad. Of course, thinking rationally, if she dared to go to Guaizi Mountain to provoke Yaochan, the situation today would have come earlier.

Fortunately, she also has the wisdom and magical power of Kunpeng and the magical power of swallowing the sky.

After studying it for a while, she began to feel fortunate: the demon cicada was not Jin Chanzi, and the flaws of his palm-held Buddha kingdom were quite obvious.

Just as Xiao Yu was concentrating on comprehending the time and space of the Buddhist kingdom and looking for a gap in space, something unexpected happened: the surrounding Western Shu dignitaries loudly begged for mercy from the demon cicada, wanting to become the "princelings"; an old veteran in front of the street scolded the demon cicada to the sky.

Xiaoyu had no other feeling except sighing that soldiers were more courageous, until Lao Shenxian was exposed.

"Uh, why is this guy hiding in the city defense camp?" She felt strange at first.

If Master Lao Fo had already joined the "Prince's Gang" and planned to help Li Rongji deal with her like Leng Wushuang, Tie Shanxian and other strange people, why didn't he stay by the prince's side but hide in the city defense camp?
"Master Lao Fu, keep struggling!"

The Buddha's light from Lord Lao was so bright that it had already rushed up to the sky, making her want to "climb on the tail of the horse", but Lord Lao actually stopped to speak.

"You deserve it!" Xiao Yu felt very happy after Lord Lao Fu's body was crushed.

"You damn Lao Fo, you damn Guan Cheng Huang!"

After listening to Mr. Lao Fu's loud explanation, she secretly felt relieved, but also cursed quietly in her heart.

If Master Lao Fo was also in Tianbaoju, she could still secretly build up her strength and launch a full-strength attack on Guan Chenghuang, but the chance of failure would be much higher.

Even though Master Lao Foye did not go to Tianbaoju to help Guan Chenghuang, he already suspected that she was going to harm him and decided to leave Lao Mansion temporarily. If Yaochan had not caught him accidentally, Xiaoyu would not be able to find anyone when he wanted to go to Lao Mansion to deal with the "garbage" before leaving Tianmen Town.

She had consulted the Three Pure Ones Taoists again last night, and they said: You can kill him.

So she did plan to go to Lao Mansion to see Master Lao this afternoon or evening.

"The demon cicada finally did something human."

Afterwards, Uncle Lao Fo began to talk about his own Buddha father. Although Xiao Yu was surprised, she just thought she was listening to a story.

Since Master Lao was able to switch to practicing the "Joyful Zen Method", she had long suspected that there was a "Master Buddha" behind him.

"Hey, what's wrong with the demon cicada? He was so engrossed in the story that he started to loosen his control over the Buddha Kingdom in his palm."

Xiaoyu didn't feel anything about Lao Foye's "Buddha Daddy Story", but Yaochan seemed to be deeply touched, and the Buddha Kingdom began to shake.

Xiaoyu immediately seized the flaw and tried to break through.

She didn't move, but just stared at Lord Laofu in the sky in confusion.

After Lao Shenxian gave the specific time when he met Buddha Daddy not long ago, Yao Chan actually cried out "Ah".

He quickly asked, "What time was it that day?"

Lord Laofu said, "About the end of the hour of Hai (close to 11 p.m.)."

The cicada didn't make a sound again, but Xiaoyu found that the flaw in the Buddha Kingdom in his palm was even bigger.

"Since you are from Lingshan, please come out first, Mr. Buddha." There was a hint of panic in the demon cicada's voice.

A crack appeared in the sky, which was filled with golden Buddha light.

"In front of the master, I dare not call myself 'Buddha'."

After hearing Mr. Lao Fu's humble words, he flew upwards with joy.

"Whoosh~~"