If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 308 Treatment of the Family Members of the "Gods"
Xiao Yu said: "When we were fighting ghosts at Guaizi Mountain, a demon cicada who was well versed in Buddhism jumped out from the second level of purgatory.

He was obviously the mastermind behind the Rebellion of the Thirty-Six Kingdoms.

It was also he who used evil methods to give birth to the Eight Ghost Kings of Guaizi Mountain and a hundred thousand ghost soldiers.

Now that his identity is exposed, how does the underworld plan to deal with him?
Have you gotten any news about him?"

Chi Miao was shocked and nodded, saying, "I will always keep your instructions in mind.

But you also saw that even the Eight Kings’ Heavenly Palace and the Underworld couldn’t resolve the problem cleanly and easily.

It is absolutely impossible to expect the underworld to deal with the demon cicada.

Not to mention capturing the demon cicada and bringing it to justice, in the process of dealing with the ghost soldiers, the judge and the King of Hell never mentioned the demon cicada from beginning to end.

But afterwards, I went to ask Chief Judge Hu about the demon cicada, and he told me a piece of good news and a piece of news that I didn’t know whether to be good or bad.

"Is it good news for me?" Xiaoyu's eyes lit up and she urged him to speak quickly with an expectant look.

"That's right. What's good for Mom is good for me. What's good for us is good news."

Chi Miao leaned close to her ear and spoke in an inaudible voice, "The good news is that the demon cicada has violated the laws of heaven and will be captured by the Thunder God and taken to heaven to be chopped into pieces."

Just as Xiao Yu showed his great joy, Chi Miao continued, "When the gods in heaven were hunting down Yao Chan, Yao Chan's backer, Elder Jin Chan, appeared and persuaded the Thunder God to leave, saving Yao Chan. But Yao Chan still seems to be in big trouble."

Xiao Yu turned from joy to anger and said, "This is not good news. Not only does Yao Chan hate me now, but even Yao Chan's backers have been exposed. He - Hey, wait a minute, who do you think is Yao Chan's backer? Who is Elder Jin Chan?"

Seeing her furious, Chi Miao habitually shrank his neck and said, "I don't know much about the great power of Buddhism. I only know that Elder Jin Chan's Buddhist name is 'Jin Chanzi' and he seems to be a disciple of Lingshan Tathagata Buddha.

Oh my god, you are probably doomed. It turns out the real mastermind behind this is Buddha.

But don’t worry, I haven’t finished telling you the good news yet.”

Xiaoyu's heart was filled with turmoil and her expression changed several times.

"Even Jin Chanzi and Tathagata Buddha are involved. What other news can offset this bad news and still be good news?"

Chi Miao smiled and said, "It is said that the only difficulty in the world is death. The worst case scenario you will encounter is that you will be beaten to death by a Buddha in secret.

But the child is no longer the same as before, and dying and becoming a ghost is no longer a bad thing.

The child has a mansion that is as magnificent as any royal palace on earth, and it is located in the blessed land.

The mansion was fully staffed with maids, old women, coachmen and housekeepers.

Once mother dies, I will take you to my house to enjoy a good life, and then you will be the real old lord.

You don't have to worry about being lonely.

There are many tombs of great people from other countries near our house.

You can walk around the streets and visit relatives and friends just like you did when you were in the human world.

If the child is lucky enough to give birth to a son, it will be a great pleasure for you to enjoy your grandchildren at home."

"You even have a ghost wife?" Xiao Yu asked strangely.

"I haven't found a wife yet. When mother goes to the underworld, maybe she can help me find a virtuous and filial wife." Chi Miao said.

Thinking of the fact that Mr. Hu had a son, Xiao Yu asked again: "Do many ghosts in the underworld marry and have children? You are ghosts, how did you reincarnate into a ghost woman's belly and make her give birth to a son?"

Chi Miao groaned and said, "Before, I really couldn't answer mother's question.

Now that I have been given the talismans of the Reincarnation Envoy Shinto, I have a lot of knowledge in my mind that I didn’t have before.

Ghosts are creatures from the underworld. There is a difference between yin and yang, and ghosts in the underworld do not necessarily live the same life as people in the world of the living.

When man is born, his nature is good; when ghosts are born, their nature is quiet.

Ghosts do not need to reproduce like humans.

If ghosts are not influenced by their habits and personality when they were alive, they have no sexual desire.

Without sexual desire, one naturally will not marry and have children.

The underworld does not need ghosts to give birth to children. As long as there are living people in the world, there will be no shortage of ghosts in the underworld.

Unfortunately, ghosts were once human beings, and as long as they don’t drink Meng Po soup, they will continue to retain their human habits.

Sex is similar, but habits are far away.

Ghosts that have erased their memories of past lives are also similar in nature; if they retain their memories of past lives, it means that as soon as the ghost is born, its habits have become distant and its nature has changed.

As for the sons of ghosts, when a human dies, he becomes a ghost, and when a ghost dies, he becomes a 魙; when a ghost is reborn as a human, a 魙 is reborn as a ghost.

Xiao Yu sighed, "The habits inherited from humans have indeed made ghosts transform the underworld to be very similar to the world of the living. But humans are humans, and death is death. I don't want to be a ghost.

Yaochan secretly subverted the Qin Dynasty, which should have nothing to do with the Heavenly Court. What Heavenly Law did he violate?"

"He caused the ground to crack in the blessed land of Guaizi Mountain"

Chi Miao explained the concept of the "Earth-Splitting Disaster" and why the demon cicada was responsible.

"The earth cracks and the sky collapses"

Xiao Yu looked thoughtful and murmured, "Legend has it that Gong Gong angrily struck Mount Buzhou, causing the pillars of heaven to break, the earth to break, the sky to tilt to the northwest, and the stars to shift.
In this way, Gonggong's crashing into Mount Buzhou was not a unique special event.

It’s just that Buzhou Mountain is the largest, and that incident was the most serious.”

She suddenly thought of a puzzle she had when watching Journey to the West in her previous life: the goblin fought with Monkey King, but the goblin was defeated and fled back to his cave. The goblin refused to fight back even though Monkey King was yelling and cursing outside. Although Monkey King was strong enough to carry a mountain, he never used his golden cudgel to directly destroy the goblin's cave and completely destroy the entire mountain.

Now she kind of understands.

The small earth slope in the Guaizishan area is only three to five hundred meters high. In Western Shu, where there are mountains everywhere, it is not even qualified to be called a mountain.

If the blessed land in the underworld corresponding to such a small hill is completely destroyed, it may also tear the earth veins and cause "earth-fissure disaster".

If the famous mountains of China, such as Huangshan Mountain, Kunlun Mountain, Huashan Mountain, and Taishan Mountain, are destroyed, there is an 80% chance that the pillars of heaven will break again, the sky will collapse, and the water from the Milky Way will flow back into the human world. It is actually the water from the Milky Way that flows back, and not the indescribable things from outside the domain. It seems that the Milky Way is the moat of the sky!

Xiao Yu collected his thoughts and asked, "Since he caused the unforgivable disaster of the earth splitting, why did the Heavenly Court let him go so easily?
I don’t believe that Jin Chanzi would take the initiative to expose his true identity as the mastermind for a mere demon cicada.”

If Yao Chan really didn't care about exposing his identity, why would he hide so much?
Chi Miao said: "The demon cicada sneaked into Tianmen Town quietly, but was discovered by the Heavenly Court's talisman envoy and fell into the encirclement of the Heavenly Court gods, almost falling into a desperate situation.

In desperation, he began to flee in the direction of Lingshan in the west, and even planned to use the name of his master to scare Lei Zhenzi. Elder Jinchan had to step in.

The disaster of the ground cracking can be repaired with Xirang, and the disaster of the sky collapsing needs to be repaired with colorful stones.

Elder Jinchan promised to go to the Wa Palace to ask Nuwa to borrow the Xirang to repair the cracked earth veins of Guaizi Mountain.

The Heavenly Court gave him some face and let the demon cicada go."

"Lei Zhenzi is a waste! The great god who achieved sainthood in the flesh during the Conferred God Era, was unable to kill the tiny demon cicada with a single bolt of lightning, leaving the little cicada with the opportunity to run to Lingshan, screaming all the way." Xiao Yu cursed in hatred.

"Oh my god, keep your voice down!" Chi Miao looked around in panic, and whispered, "I'm not the only one who came to Tianmen Town to carry out the mission tonight. There are more than just ghosts and gods from the underworld.

The reason why the great god Lei Zhenzi couldn't kill the demon cicada was not because of lack of magical power, but obviously because of the human nature and worldly wisdom.

But for you, mother, if the great god cares about the human relationship, he will only work harder to strike you, and guarantee that you will be completely killed by a thunderbolt. Perhaps, mother, you are going to go to the underworld with me tonight to become an old lord?"

At the end of his speech, his worries faded away and he became thoughtful.

——Fuck the old Lord. Oh, your mother is me, and the old Lord is also me, damn it.
"It's rare that you are smart and understand the ways of the world."

Xiaoyu felt annoyed and her tone was a bit sarcastic.

But she quickly adjusted her mood and asked, "Have Yaochan and Jinchanzi seen Nuwa? Have they borrowed the Xirang? Where are they now?"

"I don't know where the demon cicada is. I heard everything about the demon cicada from Chief Judge Hu.

The reason why President Hu knew so much about it was because the Heavenly Court had also issued an order to the Underworld, asking the city gods in various parts of the Xisha region to keep an eye on the whereabouts of the demon cicada and help the great god Lei Zhenzi to locate the exact location of the demon cicada so that the great god could strike it with thunder from the sky.

After Chief Judge Hu summarized the information, he even accurately calculated that the demon cicada was struck by 84 heavenly thunders in total.

84 thunderbolts failed to kill the demon cicada. Even though I am stupid, I know that this is the way of the world."

Fatty Chi sighed and added, “But Chief Judge Hu only knows about the incidents involving the Netherworld.

The ghosts and gods in the underworld did not dare to get too close, and even the words of Jin Chanzi and Lei Zhenzi could only be heard vaguely.

When Lei Zhenzi returned to the Heavenly Palace, Jin Chanzi also took Yao Chan to the Empress Wa Palace. Naturally, he knew nothing about what happened afterwards.

However, the demon cicada has been taken away by Elder Golden Cicada, so he may not have the chance to seek revenge on his mother.

It is also possible that Elder Jinchan took action personally, so it is unknown whether this news is good or bad."

Xiaoyu admitted that he was right, and even she was not sure whether it was good news or bad news.

On the bright side, even if a big shot like Jin Chanzi has a narrow mind, a little Karami like her is as tiny as a speck of dust in his narrow mind and is not worth caring about.

But on the negative side, because she is too insignificant, the boss doesn't mind wiping her out at will.

"I can't stay in Tianmen Town anymore, I have to leave, I want to go--" Xiaoyu was stuck, she didn't know where to go.

Chi Miao said: "Mom, if you are worried that Elder Jinchan will let the demon cicada take revenge on you, you should not leave Tianmen Town, at least don't leave Xishu."

"Why can't we leave?" Xiaoyu asked puzzledly.

Chi Miao pointed at himself and said, "I am the reincarnation envoy of Xisha Territory, mainly responsible for the reincarnation guidance of Xishu, Juxiang, Hami and other vassal states in Xisha Territory.

Mother, if you died in Xishu, I would sense it immediately and personally lead your soul to the underworld to enjoy happiness.

If you died somewhere else, such as on the long journey to Daqin, and the demon cicada beat you to death, I would be unaware of it.

The divine authority granted to me by the Shinto talismans is limited to a few countries in the Xisha region.

Think about it, there are billions of ghosts coming out of the Hades Palace, how can you distinguish them one by one?
We, the reincarnation masters, stand guard at the door. All we have to do is activate our divine power and the ghosts in our jurisdiction will automatically come over.

This is the power of God.”

"I'm in Xishu. Can you guarantee that the demon cicada won't beat me to death?" Xiaoyu said.

Chi Miao smiled proudly and said, "I really can't stop Yaochan from doing anything.

But the ghosts and gods in the underworld have different duties and each has his own strengths.

The Reincarnationist is best at collecting residual souls and repairing souls.

As long as I use my divine power, your remaining souls in the territory of Western Shu will automatically gather together.

Once the remaining souls are gathered together, and Samsara uses divine power to slowly nurture them, there will be hope of recovery.

I definitely don't have the patience to slowly nurture others.

Mother, don’t just slowly nurse her back to health. I will not hesitate to sacrifice my divine essence to give her the best treatment.”

This son is really filial, but his way of being filial to his mother is a little too...
Xiaoyu's expression was slightly distorted and she didn't know what to say.

"If I am really beaten to death and my soul moves into your blessed grave, will the King of Hell judge me?
The souls you guide all come from the Palace of Hades, right?"

Chi Miao shook his head and said, "You are different from those souls heading to Naihe Bridge.

They are going to be reincarnated, so they need to clarify the cause and effect of good and evil deeds in their previous lives in order to determine their fate in the next life.

But you are a spirit from the underworld, similar to the ghosts in the Guaizi Mountain Blessed Land and the Fuwang Blessed Land.

When your life in the underworld is about to end, you will report to the King of Hell’s Palace.”

——This devilish son actually helped her find a way out. If necessary, the old Lord Feng could also serve as the enemy.

Xiaoyu began to be glad that she didn't think Fatty Chi was too useless.

"If I go to your blessed grave, can I practice ghost magic? Are there any restrictions in the underworld?"

"What are the restrictions? Many ghosts in the blessed land are practicing ghost magic."

Chi Miao's heart moved, and he said: "By the way, mother, do you still remember the Chinese painting saint Zhang Yao who helped you draw the Shadow God Picture?
A few days ago I saw him riding in a horse-drawn carriage, leaving the blessed land to visit friends in the fairyland!"

Xiao Yu was really tempted, "Can I go to your blessed grave right now?"

When you go to the family building in the underworld, you can live with your son, eat your son's food, practice Taoism, and visit friends without worrying about revenge from the Eight Immortals of the West and the evil cicada. It is almost comparable to the families of high-ranking officials in your previous life.

"Now? Not now." Chi Miao shook his head. "Humans and ghosts have different paths. Other blessed places in the underworld do not have too many restrictions on the living, but the underworld strictly prohibits living people from entering."

(End of this chapter)