If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 176 The Door God Carries the Gate and Runs Away

The human world, Tianmen Town.

On the street outside the yamen.

Xiao Yu inserted the iron sword with the blood blown off the blade into the scabbard with a "clang".

“My fellow countrymen.” She hung the sword on her waist, clasped her hands together and looked around, and said loudly: “As you can see, as the heaven and earth can see, the will of heaven is on my side!
It's not that I want to kill them, it's God's will.

Everything that happened here today is a reminder to us that we must respect God. The majesty of the Emperor of Heaven cannot be desecrated. The Emperor of Heaven is holy, selfless, fair and just. "

She spoke with great righteousness, her expression was solemn and dignified, and her voice was loud but not frivolous due to her inner strength.

But her little eyes were always looking up at the sky, and she was a little scared, afraid that the sky would suddenly be covered with dark clouds, and countless thunders would condense into a huge human face, roaring at her, and then a huge lightning pillar with a diameter of ten kilometers would flatten Tianmen Town.

Fortunately, the sky was still blue, the sun was shining brightly, and there were no clouds in the sky.

She was right.

She really has the Emperor of Heaven in her grasp!
She breathed a sigh of relief: This round is very stable! Even the Emperor of Heaven failed to detect the Purple Mansion, and did not calculate that the Purple Mansion had already secretly deduced "Ge Qing's N ways to kill" - if the Emperor of Heaven knew "the way to kill Ge Qing", he would definitely not send Ge Qing and others to the lower world.

Therefore, as long as Ge Qing is on the other side of the gambling table, she will definitely win.

The whole process didn't take long and seemed very smooth, but it was too thrilling.

If the Emperor of Heaven had no shame at all, her fate... well, her ending would not be more miserable than being hit on the head with a golden melon and dying in public.

If she were a native of the ancient times, she could still hope to offend the Emperor of Heaven in this life, pay for her sin with her life, and make a comeback in the next life or the next, being careful in what she said and did and never making the same mistake again.

But she is a time traveler.

In this ancient world where gods and Buddhas control reincarnation, time travelers have only one chance.

There will not be a next life to start over.

Regardless of whether the Jade Emperor will forgive her and announce the end of the case after the golden gourd hits her head, once she dies and her soul enters the underworld, or falls into the hands of another powerful person, her identity as a time traveler will definitely be exposed.

In front of the King of Hell, the life stories of all ghosts will be shown to the fullest.

In that case, why doesn't she bet everything? If she wins, she will make a lot of money, and if she loses, it makes no difference to her - it will all be complete death.

So she dared to make a plan: the first step was to curse the Jade Emperor as much as she could. After cursing for a while, she would feel relieved. Even if her plan failed and her life was in danger, she would not be at a loss - Xiaoyu could not bear the fact that she endured humiliation and knelt down to please him, but was eventually beaten to death by Jin Gua. So not only did she not kneel, she also cursed.

Of course, it is not wise to seek momentary pleasure.

The second step in her plan was to use words to control Ge Qing and the Jade Emperor, forcing Ge Qing to "bet on God's will" with her.

During this step, she was not worried about Ge Qing at all.

Ge Qing must be willing to bet with her because Ge Qing truly represents the Emperor of Heaven.

In Ge Qing's own opinion, he was sure to win and she was acting like a clown.

Since there is only winning and no losing, why not taunt her, making her more desperate and her screams more miserable?
Xiaoyu was not worried about whether the Emperor of Heaven could be captured.

The Emperor had no choice.

Two options: She represents God's will, Ge Qing represents God's will.

The Jade Emperor has only one option, and that is to choose Ge Qing.

Xiao Yu was only worried that the Emperor of Heaven was omniscient and omnipotent, and knew about Zifu, and knew that Zifu had secretly deduced a method to kill Ge Qing, and that he would change his mind at the last minute and suddenly replace Ge Qing.

For example, replace Ge Qing with Erlang Shen, Nezha or some star god.

Then she's dead.

Of course, Xiaoyu is not completely gambling with his life.

She was very sure that the Emperor of Heaven did not know about Zifu, and did not know that Zifu had secretly deduced a method to kill Ge Qing.

The method that Zifu deduced to kill Ge Qing was not completed instantly today.

A month has passed, and the method of killing Ge Qing has been updated more than ten times, but the Emperor of Heaven still sent Ge Qing, Zhu Tong and others to the lower world.

After completing the second step and capturing the Jade Emperor, the last step, killing as many people as possible, is actually the easiest.

This three-step plan was not something Xiaoyu thought of instantly.

She predicted today's situation in advance.

Zifu's "Ge Qing's Killing Method" was triggered many times, Ge Qing was resurrected from his soul, Ge Qing's strength increased greatly, Zifu deduced "Yang Shen's Killing Method", Ge Qing's strength increased again, Zifu deduced "Killing Method of the Leader of the Divine Array".
This series of events, coupled with the reason why Xiaoyu offended the Emperor of Heaven - "even God cannot save the person she wants to kill."

Xiaoyu immediately realized: the way the Emperor of Heaven punished her was to resurrect the people she killed, grant them divine power, and let them punish her.

If this were possible, it would fundamentally overturn the rebellious words "even God cannot save her", and make her who said this become an arrogant and stupid clown.

In the end, she was severely punished, bringing the chain of cause and effect to a complete conclusion.

The only thing Xiaoyu didn't expect was that the Emperor of Heaven was not only narrow-minded, but also liked to show off in front of people. He had to beat her up in the middle of the street, in front of everyone, so that the mortals on earth would worship him and be in awe of him.

She thought that showing off was just a bad habit of time travelers like her!
"Yu Fengxian, how could you kill the gods? Oh my god, just now they smashed a big hole in the bluestone floor with a hammer, and the golden hammer escaped, and dozens of people exploded into blood mist. It was too tragic."

"Idiot, Xiao Fengxian represents the will of heaven! Even if Ge Qing is a god, he cannot go against the will of heaven."

"Yu Fengxian, are you an immortal now?"

"Xiao Fengxian, how did you know that Ge Qing and the others had secretly come to the lower world? Just now they were so majestic and imposing, they didn't look like--"

"You are a mortal with mortal eyes, what can you understand?"

"Could it be that Yu Fengxian has become a fairy? Why can she tell at a glance that they are bluffing?"

"She is the person involved. How could she not know whether she has said anything slanderous against God?"

After Xiaoyu put the sword back into the sheath, the scene immediately went from quiet to boiling. People were talking about it, some shouted to Xiaoyu from a distance, and some people who were scratched by the golden melon cried for help.

Suddenly, several people screamed at the same time: "Ah, look at that big yellow dog. It's actually gnawing on Zhu Tong's head. It's so cruel and bold. Whose dog is it?"

After Xiao Yu put away his sword, he came to Ge Qing, squatted down, and bandaged the wound on his face.

Although his skull was cut open by the sword energy, part of his brain was crushed, and brain juice mixed with blood flowed out, she knew that he was not dead yet and probably had 0.0001 life left.

She did it on purpose.

"Xiao Qiang, you dead dog, what are you doing?"

She turned around and saw Xiaoqiang running out from somewhere, sticking out his long tongue and licking Zhutong's broken neck frantically.

"Woof woof woof," Xiao Qiang licked very devotedly, without even looking back, and only called out vaguely: "Master, there are many people here now, I won't gnaw on the 'god head', I'll just lick some of the heart's blood, it's so sweet and delicious.

Master, don't just stand there, try it secretly too.

After drinking the divine blood, my stomach feels warm, and I feel energetic and happy. "

"This dog has really become a spirit and a nuisance!"

Before Xiaoyu could say anything, the dog-meat Taoist priest stepped out from the crowd, walked quickly to the corpse, kicked Xiaoqiang back a few steps, then squatted down and groped in the pool of blood.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Yu saw that he had a few gray buns in his arms. He was now breaking open a bun and wiping it vigorously under the broken neck of Zhutong.

"What a thief Taoist priest who doesn't follow the rules, actually wants to eat human blood steamed buns?!" Xiao Yu lowered his voice and shouted: "Even if you want to eat human blood steamed buns, there are so many people here, you should restrain yourself."

"It's not human blood, it's divine blood, and the steamed buns are not for me to eat. There are a few young lay Buddhists in Xianyun Temple who were born with tuberculosis. Medicine is incurable, and they must eat a mouthful of divine blood steamed buns to fully recover."

The dog meat Taoist priest moved very skillfully. In just a few words, he had wiped four or five buns, and there was no more blood flowing from under the copper neck.

Then he turned his gaze to Ge Qing and said, "Ge Qing is a celestial general, and his divine blood is more effective as medicine."

After saying that, he was about to remove the gauze wrapped around Ge Qing's face - a piece of skirt that Xiaoyu had torn off from her body.

"He's not dead." Xiaoyu used the scabbard to push his arm away.

"It's better to die." The dog-meat Taoist turned around and gave her a meaningful look.

Xiao Yu stared at his greasy, dirty face and bright eyes, and something dawned on her, "He can die, but not now, and not in my hands."

"Alas, the sooner you die, the sooner it will be over."

The dog-meat Taoist muttered something, then left the scene with the blood-soaked bun in the hem of his Taoist robe.

"Ended early?" Xiaoyu murmured.

What does the Dog Meat Taoist want to imply?
Once Ge Qing died, the case was completely over and the Emperor of Heaven would no longer pursue her?
Even if the Emperor of Heaven is willing to admit defeat, how can the dog-meat Taoist know what the Jade Emperor of Heaven is thinking?
Or maybe, he just guessed the reason why she kept Ge Qing, and tactfully advised her to stop making trouble and wait patiently for the final decision of the Jade Emperor?
At this time, a fifty-year-old woman in a brocade robe rushed out, knelt on the ground, kowtowed and shouted: "Yu Immortal, Yu Divine Immortal, my son is weak, Min Divine Doctor said it is a congenital disease, and ordinary medicine is difficult to cure. I beg you to have mercy and give me some divine blood~~~"

Xiaoyu was a little annoyed.

In another situation, she would shout: Don't be stupid, human blood buns can't cure the disease.

But Xiaoqiang and the Dog Meat Taoist priest had other purposes, and Xiaoqiang would definitely not lie.

Maybe the divine blood really works?

She didn't intend to try, nor did she want to see the absurd scene of people scrambling for human blood, even if the blood being scrambled for came from Ge Qing, Zhu Tong and other bastards.

Suddenly, Xiaoyu caught a glimpse of Zhu Yitao, who was standing on a bench at the gate of the government opposite and talking about state affairs.

"Zhu Yi Zhu Lingjun, hey, Lingjun, don't run~~"

She just stretched out her hand to him and had no time to say hello when Zhu Yitao's face changed drastically. He shrank his body, hid behind the yamen runner, bent his waist and knees, and retreated back into the yamen.

"Mr. Zhu has ordered that the scene be cordoned off. Yamen runners at all levels, maintain order!"

Xiao Yu shouted, then lifted Ge Qing's shoulders and strode towards the yamen gate.

The guards at the door were at a loss as to what to do, but none of them dared to stop her.

Before she came closer, they all made way for a wide path.

"Sir, I was stabbed by the villains again, and I have to file a complaint again!" Xiao Yu shouted as he walked into the county government office.

When she reached the door, she suddenly remembered the "divine law" that "ghosts and gods are not allowed to enter the county government office without a decree." She stopped at the threshold and said, "Please send my brother in to report that, just like the last time in Baxia Hutong, Yu Fengxian was assassinated by villains again, and there are ghosts and gods among the assassins.

By chance, there was another person left alive who could serve as a witness.

But without the order of the ghosts and gods, they cannot——uh~~~"

Xiao Yu's expression froze. He blinked and looked towards the gate of the county government office again. Sure enough, the door god painting was blank and suddenly the door god disappeared.

"Where is the Lord Gate God? I—"

As soon as she shouted, the two vermilion doors with blank door god paintings on them suddenly disappeared.

Of course, mortals couldn't see it, but she saw the two great gods Yulei and Shentu suddenly appear behind the door, glared at her hatefully, then picked up the two doors and ran away.

"What do you mean? Not opening the door for me, or letting me in as I please?" Xiaoyu was a little confused.

"Oh, why is the gate of the government office gone?"

"It's Fairy Yu's magical power, so powerful."

The yamen runners were astonished, and then they all looked at Xiaoyu in awe.

"Yu Fengxian, go away, Yu Fengxian, please leave the yamen quickly and stay away from me. Stop her and don't let her in. Whoever lets her in will be beaten with a stick." Zhu Yitao shouted loudly in the inner courtyard.

Seven or eight yamen runners, with smirks on their faces, pushed and shoved each other, and finally blocked a small part of the gate, leaving a large open space for Xiaoyu.

(End of this chapter)