If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 167 Everything is ready, just waiting for Ge Qing (Additional chapter 510 for the leader of the "Lolita destroyer control")

"Mom, I finally mastered the 'Bachelor's Black Fish Formation', why don't I just hide it and not use it?
I'm planning to venture into the Quicksand River and become a 'guard' in the River God's Mansion." Black King Kong said with high spirits.

Xiao Yu pointed at his nose and scolded: "You ignorant black fish, you really don't know the immensity of heaven and earth.

No matter how powerful the bachelor black fish formation is, it is just a "freshwater black fish", and a bachelor black fish at that.

A single black fish, no matter how fat it is, is just a pot of boiled fish in front of the big monster in the Quicksand River. "

Black King Kong pursed his lips and said, "I don't want to be a bachelor. I used to have more than a dozen wives."

Xiao Yu sneered: "Even if you marry a hundred or ten thousand wives, you will still be a bachelor."

An otter demon interrupted and said, "Foster father, what grandma meant is that when the children form an army, there will only be one black fish, not a group of black fish. A black fish cannot support itself alone, it is a bachelor."

Xiao Yu gave Yao Sun a gratified look and criticized Black King Kong, "You are a military leader, but your understanding of the bachelor's black fish formation is not as good as that of Xiaotao."

Black King Kong looked at the smiling otter demon and asked doubtfully, "Mom, can't you help me develop a move like 'a group of black fish bite' or 'a group of black fish hit'?"

——With your crappy single-threaded CPU, let alone multitasking and multi-threaded control, even a single black fish will look blurry, and it is a hundred miles away from being "exquisite and beautiful".

Xiaoyu complained in her heart but didn't explain much.

He didn't understand after I explained it.

"I just don't want you to die young. If you are not afraid of death, go ahead and have fun. At worst, I will be the one to send the black-headed fish away. I will be the first to see you off to the end."

Black King Kong thought for a moment and asked, "I don't want my child to die young. If I adopt more sons and expand my team, can I roar across the Flowing Sand River?"

"You want to make progress, of course it's a good thing. But you can't perfectly control the power of only eighty-eight demon soldiers. The black fish that appeared in the military formation looks blurry and not as handsome as you.

Wait until the day when the bachelor black fish is exactly the same as your black fish and is almost indistinguishable from the real thing, then consider expanding your team.

Before that, you have to do two things every day."

Xiao Yu looked at Black King Kong and raised two fingers, "The first thing is to work hard and practice; the second thing is to work hard and practice.

The first step to practice diligently and hard is to improve your own strength and realm.

The second hard work was to lead his grandchildren to practice the art of military formations.

Do two things well, grasp one thing, and follow the instructions of your godmother, and you will become a great man. "

"What is the core?" asked Black Kong.

Xiao Yu rolled her eyes at him, "Don't you want to make progress and dominate the Liusha River? The core is your ambition. Always remember to use your ideals to motivate yourself. Don't give up no matter how hard or tired you are."

Black King Kong nodded seriously, and said with spirit: "Mother, I have rested well. Should I continue to practice the art of military formation, or can you teach me a few moves of 'Quick Sand Sword Intent'?
The child heard from Little Saint Huangsha that in order to form a demon pill, one needs to cultivate both the body and the soul.

Life is the demonic spirit and the essence, while sex is the divine will.

You must master at least one divine power before you can merge it with the demonic energy to form a pill."

Xiao Yu thought for a moment and said, "It's no problem to teach you the Quicksand Sword Skill, but you're stupid. How about this, I created a Black Fish Sword Skill before.

If I think about it for two more days, I can transform it into a 'bachelor's black harpoon' that suits you. It will be easier to get started, and your future achievements will be no less than that of the Quicksand Sword Intent."

It's not that she can't practice the Black Fish Sword Technique, but the Black Fish Sword Technique was practiced by her and is not the most suitable for Black King Kong.

Black King Kong looked down at the shrimp claws and double knives in his hands and said, "The kid will use knives now."

"The difference between knife and fork is just a difference in practice, it's not a big problem."

When forming a light mixed black fish formation, it is more appropriate to use dual swords.

When fighting alone, Black Kong prefers to use a pitchfork.

Black King Kong looked anxious and said, "Then mother, please quickly teach me the 'Bachelor Black Harpoon'. Mother, why are you a bachelor again?

Didn't you say that you would ask a matchmaker to help me find a wife in a few days? Are you going to go back on your word?"

Xiaoyu drew his sword and tapped his forehead seven or eight times, where a flash of inspiration had finally appeared. This dispersed the inspiration and made his mind foggy again.

"Do you know what 'Tao Qi' and 'Shu Qi' are? To practice Taoist magic, you need to cultivate Tao Qi first.

To practice the Bachelor Black Harpoon, one needs to cultivate a "bachelor's energy" first.

The spirit of a bachelor is a kind of bravery that will go forward even if there are thousands of people against you."

Black King Kong murmured, "So, to practice the Bachelor Black Harpoon, you don't necessarily need to be a bachelor, what matters is a kind of bravery."

Xiao Yu nodded and said, "That's right, you can be brave even if you are not single. But if you have no worries, you can be even more brave and fearless, so being single will be stronger."

"Even if I don't have a wife, I will still worry about my mother and children." said Black King Kong.

Xiaoyu didn't know what to say.

Another half month has passed, July has ended and it is August now.

So far, "Military Leader Ge Qing's Killing Method" has been updated with three major versions and seven or eight minor versions.

She has completely purified the "evil and bloody spirit" and even created a little bit of positive energy.

In fact, in such a short period of time, Ge Qing's strength has not undergone more than ten qualitative changes.

From the assassination in the night street and Ge Qing's death to the present day, his strength has only undergone two qualitative changes.

The first time was when he transformed from a ghost into an "artificial yang god", that is, a god in the heavenly palace.

The second qualitative change came from the way of military formation. He and a group of heavenly soldiers and generals formed a set of "God's Military Formation".

Although Ge Qing becomes more familiar with the art of military formations and the power of military formations increases with the passage of time, this linear improvement is very slow and is not a sudden qualitative change.

The one who underwent a qualitative change was Xiaoyu.

She finally mastered the "DeBuff method to kill her father" that she had longed for.

There was a group of tough-skinned goblins who let her do whatever she wanted. Her medical skills were not extraordinary, but at least they were making rapid progress in some strange direction.

If she were asked to treat patients at Bao'antang, she might not be as good as those "old apprentices" who have not yet completed their studies.

But when it comes to how to use medical energy to disrupt the "yin and yang and five elements" in other people's bodies, she feels that even Doctor Min is not as professional as she is.

Medicine is already an unorthodox path. She uses the strange medical skills to adjust the life and death qi, turning good people into patients. This is an unorthodox path among unorthodox paths. Turning good people into patients, and then restoring the balance of life and death qi at any time, allowing patients to get rid of the sick qi and recover as before, is another unorthodox path among unorthodox paths.

Now Xiaoyu doesn't need to take poison. She puts her hands behind her back, remains calm, and secretly adjusts the life and death energy in her body. She immediately becomes terminally ill, her face turns pale, she gasps for breath, her hands and feet become weak, and her DeBuff is maxed out.

Using medical techniques to balance the energy of life and death, she immediately became rosy-faced, full of energy, and as vigorous as a dragon.

Not only are all the original DeBuffs removed, but also the buffs of the gain status.

With the help of the Taoist theories in the "Golden Book of Tai Chi" and assisted by the relevant content of "The Method of Killing by the Divine Nun Old Mother", Xiao Yu purified the evil and bloody aura and deduced the "Eighth Mystery" that could kill the heavenly soldiers and generals - the pure yang sword energy that could kill the gods.

That is to say, the method of "killing the heavenly soldier Ge Qing by force" was completely completed.

Then, Xiao Yu injured his heart and lungs, and deduced the second method of "killing the military leader Ge Qing".

Xiaoyu let herself get internal injuries again and made another deduction.

Xiaoyu made it difficult for her to walk and deduce the fourth option.

Koba
Xiaoyu was filled with emotion: Damie's father's medical skills, coupled with Kunpeng's wisdom and supernatural powers, were so strong that even she was afraid of them.

"Ge Qing, Ge Qing, it's been over a month, why haven't you come to see me yet? Just wait a few more days, I can use my toes to hold the sword and kill you in one move. How embarrassing that would be, and how much of an insult to the Jade Emperor. Oh, you troublesome bastard!"

When she first arrived at Wuthering Heights, she was worried that Ge Qing had come too early and she would not be able to deduce the method to break the divine formation, so she planned to go to the Flowing Sand River to find a big backer.

Now she thinks Ge Qing is too slow.

Before, she was still thinking about the "Bachelor Black Fish Formation".

Every time Zifu deduced a new version of the "method of killing the military leader Ge Qing", Xiaoyu would gain new insights into the art of war.

Then she verified her understanding of the way of war on the river monsters.

The river monsters are not qualified military leaders, but they are the most qualified soldiers in the army - they completely trust the "military leader" Black King Kong, and they possess "huge" monster power themselves.

Well, the "huge" here is mainly compared with the soldiers in the human army.

They are all "artificial" little demons, the lowest level of demons.

But their individual combat power and "internal strength" (demonic power) are stronger than those of Shikanoko.

The effect is very good.

The method to kill Ge Qing has been updated to as many versions as Black King Kong's "Bachelor Black Fish Formation" has been updated.

After Ge Qing's experience in the Heavenly Palace Divine Formation was drained, Xiao Yu could no longer continue to improve the "Single Black Fish Formation".

Now she hardly pays attention to Black Kong.

She practiced swordplay in another vast and deep body of water, while Black King Kong led a group of demon soldiers to practice diligently.

On this morning, Xiaoyu planned to exercise in the yard as usual, and then go for a walk in Fenghou Bay on the back mountain.

Because of the water fruits given to her by her grandchildren, she hasn't eaten much recently.

Mrs. Xie's cooking skills were not good to begin with, and she was still stingy, so she only gave her boiled cabbage and green onion tofu to eat.

"Xiao Fengxian, someone is coming from Hongxiufang." Mother Xie walked in tremblingly and called her.

Behind her followed a young servant in blue clothes, who was Aunt Liu's coachman, Old Lu - the eldest son of the gatekeeper, Old Lu.

"Miss Yu, someone is coming from the government office. Aunt Liu asked me to pick you up." Old Master Lu said.

"Who came to the yamen? What does it have to do with me?" Xiaoyu asked puzzledly.

Boss Lu reminded him, "Did you forget the Baxia Hutong assassination case when Zhu Yitao sentenced you to the crime of setting up a position?

Even though Aunt Liu hired someone to serve at the post station in your place, you stayed at Wuthering Heights the entire time. Even when Zhu Yiyi made a routine inspection the day before yesterday, you didn't show up to report for duty.

When he asked the postmaster, he said he had never seen you before. Zhu Yitao was furious and cursed you several times, calling you "a bastard Liu Ruyi". He also said that you were too arrogant and too presumptuous, and that you would not even give him a perfunctory answer. He wanted to send the yamen runners to question you!"

Xiao Yu was a little speechless. "How did Aunt Liu do things? Didn't she find out in advance that the county magistrate was inspecting various places and then make arrangements in advance?"

Boss Lu didn't dare to criticize the leader of Qingshui Bay so bluntly like her, and said with a wry smile: "The four-story building of Hongxiufang has been repaired and completed, and Aunt Liu has been very busy recently."

"Should I go back to Hongxiufang or go to the government office now?" Xiaoyu asked.

Lu Laodao said: "You can go directly to the government office to find the torture room, or you can go back to Hongxiufang to greet Aunt Liu first.

It’s not a big deal actually.

Aunt Liu said that she had sent someone to the yamen yesterday to take care of everything, and she even met with Zhu Yitao.

Now, Zhu Yitao just wants to see you in person to make sure that you are not absconding from the crime.

I will probably have to pay an additional 30 taels of silver in fines, go to the post station outside the city to register, and meet with the post station master, and that will be all.”

Xiaoyu nodded and said, "Then let's go directly to the government office."

"Wang Wang Wang"

Xiao Qiang rushed out of the doghouse and followed her, shouting, "Master, where are you going? Don't abandon me!"

Xiaoyu glanced at it and said nothing.

Boss Lu hesitated and said, "From Wuthering Heights to Tianmen Town, it's dozens of miles. Can this dog keep up?"

"If you lose it, just throw it away," Xiaoyu said.

Although it was a joke, if Xiaoqiang really wanted to escape, she would not force it to stay now.

Having seen many goblins, a talking dog goblin is no longer surprising, even though it is smarter and more promising than artificially enlightened goblins.

"Woof woof woof, I promise I won't lose you." Xiaoqiang shouted.

Almost at the same time Xiaoyu got on the donkey cart and headed to Tianmen Town Yamen.

Thirty-three Heavens, South Gate of Heaven.

Eight fist-sized streams of light fell rapidly toward the outside of the Heavenly Gate like eight shooting stars.

(End of this chapter)