If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 164: My Mother is Talking About Marriage (Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to Everyone)

The river monsters waiting in line to see the doctor were very filial and quickly gave up their seats to allow their godfather to cut in line.

Xiaoyu opened his eyes and saw that only Black Kong came. He felt relieved but also a little disappointed.

"My son, don't say anything. Let me take your pulse first." She called.

Black Kong swam over and said, "Mom, I'm not sick, no need to take my pulse."

"Let grandma try it and we'll know whether you are sick or not. We used to think we were as strong as an ox, but we didn't expect the poison to have penetrated into our internal organs." said a fish demon who was lying on the ground, covering his chest and groaning.

"Foster father, you must not learn from Duke Huan of Cai!"

The first patient, the clam spirit, also seriously explained to Black King Kong "Dr. Yu meets Mr. Cai".

Black Kong was stunned by what they said.

He sat down opposite Xiaoyu in a daze and reached out his hand.

After a moment, Black King Kong spat out a mouthful of blood and screamed, "Oh my god~~ I'm actually really sick!"

Even the patrolling Yaksha was frightened. This was of course because these river monsters were all enlightened and their brains had not fully evolved, making them simple-minded and easy to deceive.

But the more important thing is the magic of medical skills and Xiaoyu's transformation into Kunpeng.

In the human world, all the knowledgeable immortals were amazed at the medical skills of Dr. Min.

If Dr. Min used his medical skills to fool people, he would definitely scare everyone like he does now.

In the fairy world, especially in remote places like Howling Wind Bay, medical skills can almost cause a dimensionality reduction attack in cognition.

To these river monsters, Grandma Yu really just touched their wrists a few times.

There was no fluctuation of demonic power, and no sense of the immortal martial arts internal strength.

As a result, their "disease energy" erupted from their bodies. Some vomited blood, some vomited, and the severe pain in their internal organs were not illusions.

If I'm not sick, then who is sick?
Xiaoyu's transformation into Kunpeng caused invisible blood suppression to all the river monsters without her even realizing it.

It looked like they had become stupid, but in fact it was she who easily convinced the river monster.

"Don't be afraid, my son. I'm here to make sure you're safe." Xiaoyu said with a smile.

Having accumulated a vast amount of experience with Yin and Yang and the Five Elements at this time, she was really confident in saying this.

These river monsters have thick skin and tough flesh. The amount of disease tests that one river monster can withstand is equivalent to that of hundreds of strong humans.

The dozens of river monsters here are equivalent to Xiaoyu experimenting with his medical skills on thousands of humans.

How can your experience not explode, your skills improve, and your confidence double?
"Mom, I hope nothing goes wrong. After all, I will take care of you and see you to the end of your life. Nothing can go wrong!" Black King Kong cried.

The smile on Xiaoyu's face froze.

Then she quietly stimulated the "disease energy" and touched the "Yang Fire of the Five Elements", causing his heart to beat wildly like a whipped horse.

Black King Kong's face turned red, and even his nostrils and eyes began to bleed.

"Mom, I can't hold on any longer~~~"

Feeling the blood in his heart almost exploding, and the demonic power in his body completely out of control, he really felt that he was about to die. He was so scared that he cried, and tears flowed out.

"Don't be anxious, don't be afraid, this is the inevitable reaction to clearing out the evil." Xiao Yu comforted.

The first patient, the clam spirit, looked like an experienced person and advised in a skilled tone: "Don't worry, godfather, the evil is alive, it is lurking carefully and secretly devouring our vitality.

Now that grandma has discovered it, it knows it can’t escape, so it suddenly attacks and fights like a trapped beast.”

It has said similar things many times to many of its demon brothers. It is too skilled and too confident.

Sure enough, as Xiaoyu secretly adjusted the balance between "life" and "death", Black King Kong's wildly beating heart gradually calmed down, and he also calmed down a little.

"What do you mean by 'poison'? Why is there poison in our internal organs?" he asked in confusion.

There was no need for Xiao Yu to speak, as the clam spirit still "brought its own dry food", and said seriously: "The abyss connects the earth veins and the underworld, and the yin energy is almost spiritual.

We are living demons with masculine energy in our bodies.

Living in the abyss all year round will naturally attract spiritual yin energy into our body, eroding the yang energy in the monster's body without anyone noticing.

Fortunately, the child was smart and asked his grandmother to help take his pulse and found the poison in his lungs.

The child feels much better now, and feels full of strength, cough cough cough, cough cough~~~"

The expression on his face was very serious and convincing, but he coughed so hard that his face was deformed and his body shrank into a ball.
"Godfather, look, I just have a small cough now."

Seeing the doubt on Black King Kong's face, the clam spirit got a little anxious, "I almost coughed out my lungs before. Compared to before, now it feels like I have been reborn, cough cough cough~~~"

Black King Kong murmured: "Before I left, you were still fine and didn't cough."

"Ahem, that's a sinister poison hidden in the body that hasn't broken out yet." said the clam spirit.

Another snail demon stuck its head out of its shell and said sickly, "Foster father, when Duke Huan of Cai first met Bian Que, he was still full of energy and looked not sick at all, but Duke Huan of Cai died in the end."

Thinking of the story of Duke Huan of Cai that his adopted sons had just told him, Black King Kong suddenly understood and said with emotion: "Fortunately, I have a godmother."

"Ahem, it's also fortunate that I have a son." The clam spirit hurriedly took credit, "Grandma originally planned to leave after treating my illness, but I insisted on sharing the happiness with her.

Grandma was very hesitant and said that they were all sleeping soundly and didn't want to be disturbed.

The son insisted that his life was at stake and sleeping was not a big deal.

Without my son to bring everyone out for a physical examination, the evil in the water palace will continue to poison us!" "That's right, thanks to Brother Clam, you are so kind to us!" The monsters on the side nodded repeatedly, looking at the clam spirit with gratitude in their eyes.

Black King Kong looked around and saw that all eighty-eight adopted sons were here, not one missing!
"You all left the Immortal Palace, but what about my wife and your mother? Are they possessed by any evil spirit?" he asked.

"Hey, don't mention those mothers anymore, they are the source of trouble!" said the clam spirit seriously.

The water snake spirit lamented, "My godmother is a dead person. She already has evil spirits and resentment in her body. The evil spirits and resentment attracted the evil spirits in the abyss. The two combined and eventually generated spiritual evil spirits, which poisoned the people in the whole mansion."

"Luckily, we have grandma. She has a keen eye for identifying evil spirits, and dealt with those harmful godmothers in no time." A loach spirit looked at Xiaoyu with gratitude on its face.

"Our ghost wife has been dealt with? How was she dealt with?" Black King Kong asked in surprise.

Xiao Yu said calmly: "Of course, dust returns to dust, and ashes return to ashes. It goes wherever it should go."

After all eighty-eight demon grandchildren came out for the physical examination, she began to feel somewhat curious about the "Langhuan Immortal Mansion".

Well, she had been curious since last night, but she was used to having her father destroyed, and she was worried that she would be destroyed by her father too.

Now that he was sure there would be no ambush, he immediately started thinking about "treasure hunting in Dragon Palace".

Of course, what she said to her evil grandchildren was extremely righteous: In order to find out the cause of the collective infection, grandma even ignored her old rheumatoid arthritis!
After saying that, she endured the pain of "old cold legs" (her expression of pain was very rich), dived into the abyss, and came to a dark, dirty, smelly cave.

She was dumbfounded.

I don't expect the mansion of the River Patrol Yaksha to be comparable to the Dragon Palace in "Journey to the West", so bright and shiny, and full of treasures, but at least it should have a house and rooms where people can live!
This is a fucking "devil's cave"!

Even though there were a few fist-sized luminous pearls placed deep in the magic cave, the pearls glowed green and miserable, making the atmosphere look even more eerie and spooky.

Plus more than a dozen ghosts of village girls trapped deep in the cave.
Even if the "Xian" in "Langhuan Xianfu" at the door is replaced with "Di", it will not be out of place at all.

Xiaoyu didn't go in at all and didn't want to stay any longer.

She ordered several of her demon grandsons to go into the inner room, move out the bones of the village girl hidden in the cave, bring them to the shore and burn them to ashes.

The soul of the village girl was liberated, bowed to her, and disappeared on the spot.

I don’t know whether he went to the underworld or escaped to the nearby mountains and wilderness.

Anyway, they won't be harmed by Black Kong anymore.

"Oh my god! You are so ignorant——"

Knowing that his wife was gone when he went out, Black Kong became anxious and angry, and shouted angrily.

But when he met his godmother's cold eyes, his angry belly immediately deflated by half, and he lamented, "It has always been the mother who finds wives for her sons to carry on the family line. Which mother specifically destroys her son's family?
Don’t you ever think about this? Without a son, who will take care of you in your old age, see you to your grave, and cry over your deceased father?
If my son doesn't have a wife, how can I have a son to take care of me in my old age and to cry over my grave?"

The demon grandchildren around him immediately patted their bellies and assured him, "Foster father, don't be afraid. Your sons will take care of you until the end of your life, and we will break pots and cry for you."

Xiao Yu said calmly: "Hei Si is my son, humans are born from mothers, and monsters are also born from mothers.

People should pay attention to the words of matchmakers and the orders of their parents.

Now that you have a mother, of course it is up to me, your mother, to help you find a wife.

You cannot have an affair without a matchmaker, and you cannot disobey your mother’s orders.”

Upon hearing this, Black King Kong immediately showed joy, "Mom, have you helped me find a wife?"

Xiao Yu said, "You are a river patrolling Yaksha, so you are an official. If you were in the human world, you would be a master or a young master. Do you know how masters and young masters in the human world marry?"

Black King Kong shook his head, his scarred face showing a yearning look, and murmured: "When the official gets married, it must be very majestic, lively, and festive. The bride must be delicate and tender, just like my mother--"

"Pa, pa, pa!" Xiaoyu drew his sword and slapped him several times.

The demon grandson beside him also pointed at him and said, "Foster father, you are too unfilial. Mother is mother, wife is wife, how can they be confused?
When you marry a wife in the future, you will also have to honor our grandma. How can you compete with grandma?"

Black King Kong knelt down obediently, kowtowed to the old lady with a frosty face, and begged: "Mom, I am a confused person, please continue to beat me. However, the wound on my face has not healed yet. When I met Huangsha Xiaosheng today, he asked about the wound on my face.

If you want to spank me, please spank my butt. Tell me in advance and I will take the initiative to remove my armor."

As he spoke, he untied the barbarian lion belt around his waist, intending to take off his skirt and pants on the spot and stick his big black butt out.

Xiao Yu waved her hand to stop him from taking off his pants, and said, "You are an official after all. Spanking is too indecent. From now on, I will hit you on the top of your head with a sword."

"That's fine." Black Kong touched his bald head with the fins cut off, nodded, and said expectantly, "Mom, please continue, what kind of wife have you chosen for us?"

Xiao Yu coughed a few times and said, "When an official marries a wife, there are usually three steps. First, get rid of all the people in the house and keep herself clean before the wife enters the house.

Secondly, I will ask a matchmaker to select young girls who are of the same social status as me, and let me decide the final choice.

Finally, three matchmakers, six bridesmaids, and eight sedan chair bearers are present to bring the bride home.

Now I will help you get rid of the people in the house. From now on, you just need to keep yourself clean, cultivate your character, and wait for me to notify you to be the groom."

"Oh, I have arranged everything. All we have to do is wait to become the bridegroom. It's so simple and easy." Black Kong looked happy.

"That's right, just wait patiently."

Xiaoyu smiled and nodded.

See what kind of beautiful wife I can find for you!
"Well, grandchildren, it's getting late today, and grandma needs to rest for a while. You can either go find something to eat or continue lying here.

Now that the evil has been removed, get some more sleep for a few days, gather your strength, and wait for grandma to see you again."

She dragged Black King Kong, who was still in pain, to a secluded place and asked, "Have you seen Little Saint Huangsha? What did he say?"

(End of this chapter)