If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 151: Borrowing blessings to ward off disasters (Additional chapter 110 for the leader of the "Lolita destroyer control")

Master Ge did not intend to harm Xiaoyu, but to help her.

Judging from the Jade Emperor's behavior, it was inevitable that he would severely punish Yu Fengxian for saying "Not even God can save him".

The next key is how to punish.

For Master Ge Tianshi, it is about how to minimize the punishment.

He followed the words of the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King and asked the gods to hit it with the golden gourd.

If the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King hits him on the top with the golden gourd, his body will be torn into pieces, his soul will dissipate and he will turn into ashes.

Even if other gods were arranged to hit her on the top with a golden gourd, Yu Fengxian would definitely not be able to withstand it.

Unless the arranged deity comes from the "Tianshi Sect".

Well, if we arrange our own people to go to Jingua Ding, we will definitely be able to grasp the right measure.

It would be enough to deal her a heavy blow that would satisfy the Jade Emperor, but it wouldn't kill her soul and make her completely dead.

But if Master Ge volunteered to attack Yu Fengxian with the golden gourd, it would obviously be inappropriate.

Too clumsy, too stupid.

It is suggested to let Zhu Tong attack it. It is reasonable and has the weakest killing power.

Because Zhu Tong is a mortal who has just been resurrected, there is a limit to the divine power that his soul and body can withstand.

Also because he is a living mortal, the Jade Emperor would never allow him to return to the mortal world with too much divine power.

Wu Qu, the star of the Big Dipper, said with a smile: "What's the difficulty in reviving a mere Zhu Tong?

Any immortal, Buddha or divine being can do it easily, so how can your Majesty demonstrate his majesty?

It would be better to select Zhu Tong as a heavenly soldier. Not only Zhu Tong, but also the Western Shu warriors who died in Baxia Street, Tianmen Town, were all heroic and tragic men, and they were also rare elite soldiers in the world, meeting the selection criteria of heavenly soldiers and generals.

We can make them all heavenly soldiers, grant them divine powers, and let them surround and attack Yu Fengxian with golden gourds."

Master Ge's expression changed.

The heavenly soldier Red Copper and the mortal Red Copper are not the same thing.

The Heavenly Soldiers have shed their mortal bodies and are considered the lowest-ranking gods.

He was just thinking about how to dissuade him when Wu Quxing seemed to remember something and added, "Oh, and there's Ge Qing! Ge Qing is the cause of everything. He was killed by the Feather Phoenix Sword. Reviving him will be a good opportunity to show your majesty's ability."

The Jade Emperor nodded gently. "If Ge Qing is resurrected and appears in the world of the living, it will definitely shock Yu Fengxian and make her understand how stupid and arrogant it is to say 'even God can't save him'."

Master Ge sighed helplessly and shut his mouth completely.

Before the Jade Emperor makes a decision, they can put forward their opinions; after the Jade Emperor expresses his attitude, they can no longer refute. For the sake of a mere Yu Fengxian and a debt of favor to Taiyi Dao, it is not worth the risk of angering His Majesty.

"Taibai Star Lord, you go to the Tushita Palace and first ask Laojun for a soul-gathering pill. Then arrange for a talisman to go to the underworld to find the fragments of Ge Qing's three souls and seven spirits and help him reunite his soul." said the Jade Emperor.

"The minister obeys the order."

The Jade Emperor looked around at the immortals and saw that no one stood up, so he planned to announce the end of the court session.

At this time, a fairy boy came running in with small steps, bowed down at the foot of the altar, and reported: "Your Majesty, Zhu Tianlin, the Western Plague Envoy, is in the Tongming Palace and wants to see Your Majesty."

The Jade Emperor said, "Send him in."

The plague messenger Zhu Tianlin said: "I have followed your majesty's orders and come to Ji Ma Village in Xihai Ling State to spread plague and kill all 432 households in the village.

In order to avoid accidentally hurting the virtuous, I specially summoned the land god of Jima Village at night.

I would like to ask whether all the villagers of Jima Village are in the village now.

The landowner replied that all the villagers were there.

I also asked, are there any outsiders staying in the village now?

The land god replied that there were two traveling merchants with four assistants who were buying hemp silk and linen cloth in the village.

I informed the Earth God that he ordered me to carry out a plague to destroy the village and asked him to urge the foreign merchants to leave quickly.

The land transformed into a ferocious tiger, bit a traveling merchant and took away their purse, causing them to leave Jima Village with sighs.

Everything was going smoothly, but unexpectedly there was a strange man in Jima Village, his surname was Lei and his name was Mang.

Lei Mang could see the spirits of Wei Chen and the land god, and even eavesdropped on their conversations in his dreams.

He knew that I was going to poison the well in the center of the village the day after the merchants left, but I remained calm and stayed by the well.

When I was about to put the medicine packet into the well, he suddenly jumped out, hit me on the head with a stick, snatched the medicine packet, and immediately put it into his mouth until he had swallowed it all. Then he shouted, "I have heard the Jade Emperor's order. I am willing to take all the plague medicine for the whole village, young and old." After saying this, he died of the plague on the ground, his limbs turned black, and his soul was scattered.

I was at a loss as to what to do, so I had to gather his soul and spirit and bring him to the Heavenly Palace to see Your Majesty."

The Jade Emperor praised him, saying, "What a brave man who sacrificed his life for justice. He is brave and resourceful, benevolent and righteous. He also understands yin and yang and knows how to adapt to changing circumstances. He must be a god!"

Taibai Star Lord noticed a fleeting look of joy on the face of Zaoshen Star Lord.

At the same time he seemed to have realized something in his mind, he was also very annoyed: Yu Fengxian is useless, Yu Fengxian is clumsy, look at Lei Mang, how decisive and daring he is!

The Jade Emperor sighed for a few words, and when he learned that Lei Mang had swallowed the plague medicine and his soul was filled with plague poison, he announced: "Appoint Lei Mang as the Western Region Spiritual Power Plague Marshal and assign him to the Plague Department.

I will also give you a white jade flower, two cups of Jinbo Tiancao imperial wine, and a golden plaque with the words 'Unrestrained Xiaohan', which will allow you to enter and leave the Heavenly Gate without fear."

After a pause, he continued: "Since Marshal Lei has taken all the plague medicine for Jima Village, the crime of Jima Village's disrespect for heaven and earth will be rescinded.

However, Jima Village should erect a statue of Marshal Lei to make it easier for him to educate the villagers."

"Thank you, Lord, for your grace!" Plague Marshal Lei Mang, wearing divine armor and with a white flower in his hair, a gold medal on his waist, and kneeling at the foot of the altar, thanked the Jade Emperor loudly.

Taibai Star Lord's expression became even more complicated: If Yu Fengxian could be less barbaric, more kind-hearted, and a little smarter - she might be the one who stood there and let Ge Qingzhu Tong cut her into pieces with his knives, and never fought back, and now she would be kneeling under the altar in high spirits to express her gratitude.

Glancing at the three incense sticks burning in the copper furnace, and then turning around to carefully examine Xiao Yu's face, the dog meat Taoist reached into the earthenware jar again, took out a piece of fat dog meat, and while chewing it, he mumbled, "You can go."

Xiao Yu said, "The Taoist priest just asked about my situation and didn't even say how to help me, but he immediately drove me away. Isn't that too unfair?"

The dog meat Taoist priest smiled and said, "I have helped as much as I can. Now it all depends on your luck."

"What did you help with?" Xiaoyu asked.

The dog meat Taoist priest chewed the dog meat happily, squinting his eyes in comfort, and said: "You need others to listen carefully to your reasons and grievances!" Xiao Yu was speechless and helpless, and said: "I don't want you to be an audience, you help me think of a solution! For example, write a petition and burn it to the talisman messenger in the sky, persuade him to calm down and mediate for me."

The dog meat Taoist shook his head and said, "Petitions can only be burned to the ghosts in the underworld, not to the gods in heaven.

Moreover, the talisman envoy is just an insignificant god. He can show off his power in front of us mortals, but he has no say in the heavenly court.

Yu Fengxian, you have to understand that your main crime was not killing Zhu Tong or beheading the talisman user with a knife, but saying something that you shouldn't have said and offended the Emperor of Heaven!
How can a mere talisman envoy appease the wrath of the Emperor of Heaven?"

Of course Xiaoyu understood this principle, but apart from looking for a talisman envoy, she didn't know who to ask for help!

She didn't recognize any of the gods in heaven.

"Your Majesty the Jade Emperor governs the three realms. His mind should be broader than the sky and the earth, right?"

Xiaoyu said nonsense that she didn't believe at all but hoped would come true.

She had read Journey to the West and knew that the people of Fengxian County had suffered far more injustice than she did at that moment.

"Of course the Emperor of Heaven is broad-minded and can accommodate all living beings in the three realms. But it is the law of Heaven that every crime must be punished. The Lord of Heaven is the embodiment of the will of heaven and earth. Blaspheming God is a serious crime, which is also the law of Heaven." said the dog meat Taoist.

—— Damn it, you make your pettiness sound so reasonable and well-founded that it forms a logical loop.

Xiao Yu cursed in her heart and begged, "Master, please be merciful and show me a clear way forward."

The Dog Meat Taoist stared at her forehead for a while and said thoughtfully, "I have two suggestions. The first one is to go home immediately and stay at home honestly. Don't mess around anymore.

Well, you can prepare the coffin in advance.

When destiny arrives, and you act accordingly, your chances of survival are not small."

Xiaoyu's face turned black.

——Damn it, they asked me to prepare the coffin in advance, and still said that the chances of survival were good.

The Dog Meat Taoist continued: "The second suggestion is a bit shameless."

He began to hesitate, "But if you are not shameless, others will be shameless. Instead of letting those outliers be shameless, why not be shameless yourself? At least you are still a human being."

"What do you mean by shameless? Taoist Priest, please explain it more clearly." Xiao Yu asked in confusion.

The dog-meat Taoist priest moved his cushion to her side, put his greasy mouth with the taste of soy sauce close to her ear and whispered, "There is a young man in Xinghua Village in the south of the city. His surname is Su and his name is Xipo. He was born with the aura of great wealth and nobility, but he is not destined to be rich.

You can find him and ask him to take you in.

Look at you, you are lovely and beautiful, light and fragrant, and you are strong enough to lift a tripod and draw a sword to slay demons.

It is very suitable for cleaning the yard, guarding the gate, repairing tiles on the roof, and working in the fields.

Su Xipo would certainly be happy to take you in as a maid.

You just followed him all the time. He studied at home and you stayed at home serving him tea.

You should accompany him when he goes out to do farm work or visit relatives and friends.

Persevere for a few months, and the disaster will be gone."

"I don't quite understand." Xiao Yu hesitated and said, "Even though he has the air of wealth and nobility, he is still an ordinary person. How can he help me overcome the calamity?"

The dog-meat Taoist looked at her with contempt, as if she were a piece of rotten wood that could not be carved, and said, "Borrowing blessings to ward off disasters, it's such a simple principle, what's there to not understand?
No matter what the disaster is, no matter what it is, its essence will not change.

As long as it is a disaster or calamity, the energy of the disaster will be offset by blessings. "

Xiaoyu thought of Doctor Min’s “Theory of Disease and Qi”.

There is no need to worry about specific symptoms, or even consider complex pathologies. As long as you eliminate the pathogenic qi and allow the yin and yang and five elements to regain balance and become as strong as before, the disease will disappear on its own.

"If I borrow the blessings of Suxipo, will it lose its blessings?" she asked.

"Isn't this natural? Good and bad things cancel each other out, and reducing good things will eliminate disasters!"

Then the dog meat Taoist priest added: "I am not a demon, I will not teach you to harm others.

It is shameless to use other people's blessings to eliminate your own disasters. I admit it.

But Su Xipo's blessing was just a fantasy and could not be fulfilled by himself.

So now he is still a little country scholar with no name or money.

If no one disturbs him, he will have no worries about food and clothing throughout his life, and he will not be rich or famous, nor will he be sick or suffer from any disaster.

If he does good deeds and accumulates virtue, his vain blessings can be settled down and benefit his descendants, making them extremely noble.

However, good fortune is superficial and anyone with wisdom can sense it.

I have helped him cover up for thirteen years, and now I have reached my limit and there is nothing I can do anymore.

According to my calculations, Suxipo will encounter a peach blossom disaster either this year or next year and will be targeted by a group of vixen.

Rather than letting the slutty fox get away with it, it’s better to let you get away with it.”

"Does 'slutty fox' refer to a vixen or a woman?" Xiao Yu asked.

"They are a group of Qingqiu foxes with high level of Taoism. I can't afford to offend them, so I can only secretly ruin their good deeds, hehehe!" The dog meat Taoist not only showed no shame or embarrassment, but also showed a smug smile.

Xiao Yu was still a little hesitant and said, "I'll go check on that Su Xipo first. He's in Xinghua Village in the south of the city, right?"

The dog-meat Taoist nodded and shouted, "When you go to Xinghua Village, remember to bring me the big yellow dog from Niu Er's family at the head of the village."

Xiao Yu was somewhat speechless, "You didn't deliberately trick me into going to Xinghua Village to beat up the dog, did you?"

"It's just on the way. You know my rules." said the dog-meat Taoist priest.

Xiao Yu didn't want to hit the dog, so he said, "Before I came here, I ordered a pot of fragrant meat for you. It's almost done now and will be delivered soon."

"No, I only eat the big yellow dog from Xinghua Village." The dog meat Taoist priest insisted.

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