If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 124: The Divine Mace Guardian
“Hahaha, who else—eh!”

Xiao Yu was feeling the evil energy from the List of Gods and was going mad when he suddenly "saw" a series of black shadows slowly floating towards him.

It was not the immortal who assassinated Qingsong Taoist, but the dead souls.

The clients and girls who died in the battle between humans and immortals.

Xiaoyu even recognized several familiar faces among them.

For example, Mr. Li, Jingui and Bitao, who had previously accompanied "Ze Mao" to drink.
They were immersed in the bright red bloody aura, in a daze, with expressions of confusion and pain.

Xiao Yu regained his sanity, suppressed the evil spirit in his sea of ​​consciousness, and looked thoughtfully at the List of Gods in his hand.

She had a vague understanding in her heart that they were all attracted by the List of Gods.

"Jin Gui, Bi Tao, and you, you, you."

For girls he knew, Xiaoyu would just call out their names. For those he didn't know, he would just look at them with his eyes or use the Investiture of the Gods to take a photo.

They were all girls from Hongxiufang and the maids who served them.

"I, Yu Fengxian, on behalf of the Great Qin Emperor, the Great Qin Queen Mother, the Eastern Imperial Envoy, and the Qingsong Patriarch, appoint you as the Western Toilet Gods. Whenever the Toilet God position is vacant, you will be given priority to fill it."

As soon as the words fell, a blood-red evil spirit like a silk ribbon immediately swept all the girls who were named and illuminated into the List of Gods.

Toilet God means the god of toilet.

But the job of the toilet god is not to manage toilets and excrement.

The toilet god is in charge of divination, delivering babies, entertainment and other duties, and is usually held by women.

Xiao Yu felt pity for these girls who died tragically, but was unwilling to take the responsibility himself and gave them the positions of City God and Community Leader, which were too heavy responsibilities.

After all, the List of Gods belongs to the Qin Dynasty. She can pretend to be cool now, but it is impossible for her to possess it for the rest of her life.

"Save me, Human Emperor Order, give me the Human Emperor~~~Ahhh~~~"

A shrill howl came from outside the building through the hole in the wall.

Xiaoyu was stunned. The voice was very miserable and distorted. It seemed to be that of the old ancestor Qingsong?
She looked around and downstairs carefully again, but did not see any more immortal assassins jumping out.

After hesitating for a moment, she quickly rolled up the List of Gods.

As the List of Conferred Gods was closed, the scarlet evil spirit that filled the Purple Mansion instantly dissipated, and the burden on the soul was also greatly lightened.

The sudden relief almost made her collapse to the ground.

Forcibly using the bloody evil energy of the fierce tiger god to activate the List of Gods would consume too much of the soul.

Moreover, she vaguely felt that there were some inexplicable changes in her sea of ​​consciousness.

Maybe Qingsong Daotong is right. The fierce and evil aura of the Investiture of the Gods is a little ominous.
Xiaoyu shook her head and ran out quickly.

"Grandmaster, you..."

She crawled out through the hole in the wall and found that there were no enemies around Qingsong Taoist Boy.

He had now left the gate of Hongxiufang and was standing in the middle of the street outside the gate.

It seemed that something went wrong when he was using the earth escape technique, and his body was almost completely buried in the mud. A mound of earth rose up in the center of the street, flashing a bright yellow light.

And beneath the ground around the mounds, there seemed to be earth dragons hidden.

The earth dragon drills rapidly underground, causing the bulge on the ground to move rapidly.

They were like bloodthirsty sharks, surrounding the mound where Qingsong Taoist Boy was buried and biting it madly.

You can hear the ferocious and distorted roars of beasts and the sounds of biting and collision coming from underground.

scary.

What surprised Xiaoyu was that one of the fast-moving earth dragons gave her an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

"It's a dragon vein, that's the dune dragon vein!"

She suddenly had an idea and recalled the source of the familiar feeling.

On that day, Qingsong took Huchen to cut the dragon vein of the sand dunes. When the dragon vein was cut off, there was a similar familiar smell.

"Could it be that the dirt bags biting the green pines are the dragon veins that he had cut off? The dragon veins are dead, are they the ghosts of the dragon veins?"

Xiaoyu quickly counted the lumps on the ground, no more, no less, exactly thirty-six!

"The Human Emperor's Order—Give it to me~~~~~"

Under the khaki ball of light, Qingsong Taoist roared in despair again.

Xiaoyu was a little hesitant.

She rationally wanted to throw the Human Emperor's Order over immediately, but when she thought of this, a feeling of annoyance and discomfort immediately arose in her heart.

Even though the dragon vein is dead, only the last bit of resentment remains, which can still affect her.

"Grandmaster Qingsong, the Human Emperor Order is here with me. How can I give it to you?"

Xiaoyu decided to succumb to interests rather than instincts.

“Boom—Crack!!”

Her decision made the dragon soul angry, the earth was angry, and the sky seemed to be angry as well.

There was a sudden flash of lightning and thunder in the dark night sky.

Strikes of purple-red lightning drowned out Xiaoyu's cry and struck the khaki light ball fiercely.

"Boom, boom!"

Before the previous lightning has extinguished, the next one will follow.

An absurd illusion arose in Xiaoyu's heart: the thunder had will, was very eager, and rushed down first to strangle the "Eternal Sinner Qingsong" completely.

Heavenly punishment!

The old villain Qingsong has done too many evil things, and now he must be punished by heaven and earth.

"Grandmaster Qingsong, continue!"

She suppressed her irritation and threw the purple-gold iron plate with force towards the yellow ball of light.

"Boom~~"

A bolt of lightning as thick as a man's arms struck the Human Emperor's token directly. In an instant, the entire Tianmen Town was lit up by blue and white light.

"Get out!"

Xiao Yu was in a trance, as if he saw an emperor wearing a crown and a black robe, ten feet tall, who replaced the Human Emperor Order, and stood against the thunder and lightning, shouting at the sky.

"Boom, boom, boom~~~~"

The thunderclouds in the night sky did not disappear. Instead, they seemed to be enraged, and the thunder and lightning became more frequent.

Xiao Yu seemed to understand that thunder and lightning have no will, but this thunder is not natural thunder, but the gods are driving the thunder.

The god who drives thunder has emotions such as anger and impatience.

"Whoosh!"

The Human Emperor Order seemed to be angry as well, flashing brilliant golden light, and soaring directly into the sky, like a golden sword, rushing straight into the center of the thundercloud, stirring it gently.
Xiaoyu vaguely heard screams.

From deep within the thunderclouds in the sky.

This shouldn't be an illusion. After the scream, the thunderclouds quickly disappeared, and the Human Emperor's Order fell like a meteor.

Before the token fell to the ground, the "dragon vein remnant soul" that was gnawing at the pine trees underground let out an unwilling roar, as if it had received an order and was oppressed, and dissipated in all directions, gradually disappearing without a trace.

"Boom!"

The ground in Tianmen Town shook slightly a few times, and screams of "the earth dragon turning over" were heard in the distance.

Xiao Yu leaped up and reached out to take the Human Emperor Order, but a golden light flashed, and a golden-armored god suddenly appeared in front of her and took the Human Emperor Order away. The god was wearing golden armor and a golden helmet, four meters tall, sturdy and majestic, and his momentum was as strong as a god.

It's just that he looks kind of transparent and unreal.

Xiaoyu was overwhelmed by the powerful aura and felt breathless.

Even Marquis Lieyang didn't give her this feeling.

She quickly grasped the List of Gods, took two steps back, and took a defensive stance.

The golden-armored god floated in the air and said indifferently: "I am the spiritual official of Taiyi Dao, Zhang Songzhi, the guardian of the divine mace, and I was summoned here by Qingsong. Now, hand over the Conferred God List to me."

Xiaoyu glanced at the ten-foot-long iron mace on his waist. It looked very majestic and murderous.

The name "Taibao with the Divine Mace" is indeed worthy of the title, but doesn't "Taibao" sound a bit bandit-like?

Not like a serious god.

She bowed three times with her hands clasped, then said, "Please forgive me, Master Lingguan. I am a barbarian with limited knowledge. I don't know what Lingguan is, and I have never heard of the Divine Mace Taibao.

I only recognize Master Qingsong.

It's not that I covet the Chinese artifact, but I really cannot let down Master Qingsong's trust.

Otherwise, let's rescue the old master first? There is a divine doctor named Min in Tianmen Town, who has very advanced medical skills.

Anyway, I am here and cannot run away. Once the old master wakes up, everything will be fine. "

Upon hearing this, the Divine Mace Guardian frowned and said slowly, "You are indeed ignorant, but you are a good person. When we return to Taiyi Dao, I will report your achievements to the headmaster on your behalf."

He floated to the ground, his body turned from virtual to real, he bent down and reached his hand into the charred soil, and carried out a charred and mutilated "corpse".

"Grandmaster Qingsong, you, you can't die!"

Xiaoyu's cry was mournful, and her feelings were at least 70% true.

Because of the deduction of "Green Pine Killing Method", it was completely extinguished at this moment.

Including Suiyuanzi and the Thousand-Handed Thief Saint, all three of the awesome “fathers” I just worshipped today are dead.

The "method to kill my father" has not been fully completed.

Is she too unlucky, or are they too unlucky?

Anyway, she felt that she had suffered a great loss.

Sui Yuanzi and Thousand-Handed Thief Saint were lucky as they started early and completed most of the deductions and reaped a lot of rewards.

Taoist boy Qingsong has just become "Daddy". He is a cultivator of the true scriptures and a disciple of the Taoist Palace!
This cheap "daddy" came quickly and left quickly.

The divine mace master turned around and said impatiently, "Stop howling. The body is just a stinking skin bag. The soul is still there after death. It's just a change of clothes.

Give me the List of Gods, and I will take him back to Zhengyang Palace immediately."

"Now that the old master is dead, there is no need to rush. Can you tell me about 'Lingguan'——"

Before Xiaoyu could finish her words, the divine mace master stretched out his carrot-thick finger and pointed it at her, "Stop!"

She froze and couldn't move, not even able to blink.

Taking the List of Gods from her hand, the Divine Mace Guard said again: "Unlock it!"

"You are a small person with a lot of talk. I don't have time to chat with you." After untying Xiaoyu, Taibao muttered.

Xiaoyu blinked and was able to move freely again.

"Master Lingguan, I believe you. You are indeed the patron saint of Taiyi Dao—"

Before she could finish her excited words of compliment, the Divine Mace Guardian suddenly disappeared, just like Tathagata.

Xiaoyu looked around in confusion. The streets were bumpy and messy. Neighbors and passers-by in the distance were cowering and didn't dare to approach.

Behind me, in Hongxiufang, there was a fire burning, a brick wall collapsing, and the wounded groaning and wailing.
"Xiao Fengxian, help me~~~"

Aunt Liu's howl woke Xiaoyu up again.

After a few jumps, Xiaoyu returned to the second floor. Without saying a word, he picked up Aunt Liu with his left hand, held the teapot in his right hand, and ran outside.

It was almost four o'clock in the morning, around one or two o'clock, when Xiaoyu returned to Xiaojingxuan, exhausted.

Hongqiu stood in the yard, staring at her.

Xiao Yu smiled bitterly and said, "Don't blame me. I don't want to be in the limelight at all. It won't do me any good. They forced me to do it. I have no choice. I want to live."

"You are too servile to the tyrannical Qin. If you pretend that you saw nothing, who would bother you?" Hongqi said.

Xiaoyu understood that this girl had already found out the general outline of what happened from the survivors.

There were quite a few people on the second and first floors at the time. They were not the targets of the assassins, and many of them survived.

Xiao Yu asked, "Do you know why Patriarch Qingsong came to Hongxiufang?"

She did not mention the position of Jinyang City God, but only whispered about the reward given to her by Daqin, and then said: "Don't say I didn't know that 'Mole Hair' was Zong Erbu. Even if I knew, what position would I take to stand on their side?
They want to kill me, and not just for what happened today.

The reason why he killed me at Feixiandu was for the Nine-Transformation Bone-Changing Pill.

I didn’t offend them at that time, did I? The magic pill also belongs to the Guan family and has nothing to do with them.”

Not to mention the complicated personal relationship between her and Qingsong, the position of City God that she gave to Duan Yuhan was on the List of Gods.

Once you get the List of Gods, you can control the gods listed on it.

How would the Eight Immortals of the West treat the ghosts and gods canonized by the Qin Dynasty court?
If she had any sense at all, she would never allow anyone to steal the List of Gods.

Hong Qi said bitterly: "I don't want you to kill Uncle Zong and the others, and I don't want you to be killed by them, but your bad karma is almost endless and cannot be resolved.

Earlier, I secretly decided that if any uncle was kind enough to come and rescue me, and also planned to kill you to avenge Uncle Kong, I would beg them to let you go no matter what. Now."

Xiao Yu smiled and said, "You still have to stick to this idea, but you have to change your words.

You tell them I'm just a toxic piece of shit.

There is no benefit in stepping on it, and it will only dirty your feet. If you accidentally slip and fall, it will be even worse. "

Hong Qi shook her head and said, "At this moment, killing you is no longer for profit.

Killing you is for revenge, to make my thoughts clear, and to wash away the humiliation!"

Xiao Yu sighed, "But I can promise you that when I can crush your uncles to death with one foot, I will move my foot away and let them go."

"You are very arrogant. But this time, just like last time, you were able to kill Uncle Zong purely because of your good luck." Hongqi said.

Xiao Yu threw herself on the couch and said weakly, "Yes, I'm just lucky again this time.

Who could have thought that "Tiger Soul Seven Killings" could actually trigger the evil spirit of the sea of ​​blood in The Investiture of the Gods?

This kind of shit luck can only be encountered by chance.

I'm scared. I'm so scared now. I won't have this kind of luck next time.

Hey, Hongqiu, for the sake of our sisterhood, please do me a small favor. When you are free, help me spread the word in the Western immortal circles, saying that I am willing to worship the 'Eight Immortals of the West' as my godfather, and only ask to save my life.

I am not a slave to the Qin Dynasty, I just lack love, care and support!"

These words were so pathetic that Hongqiu's heart softened and she felt some genuine sympathy for her.

"Uncle Zong is the last of the 'Ten Great Immortals of Xilu'. You killed him. Who else can I count on?"

Hongqiu felt pity for Xiaoyu, and also felt sorry for herself.

All my hopes were crushed by this sand barbarian.

All the uncles and aunts who could and were willing to save her are dead. It's really hurtful to others and themselves.

(End of this chapter)