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Chapter 82 The Moving Dumb Disaster (Subscription Request)
"Snow King?"

"Are you sure you want to confiscate the sponsorship fee from Mixue Ice City!"

Chen Jue looked at the status bar of the living snowman in front of him. The first thing that came to his mind was not the snow puppet in MC, but the cartoon dolls at the entrance of Mixue Ice City.

Although the appearance is quite different, you can tell there is something fishy going on just by hearing the name.

After walking around the snow golem, Chen Jue saw that the golem had a Halloween pumpkin head and a pair of orange candle eyes staring at him. He didn't say a word for a long time, so he asked curiously, "Can you speak?"

The snow golem pulled its head together and shook it, apparently it was quite intelligent.

"He's actually a mute!"

"Then how do I communicate with you?" Chen Jue looked the other person up and down and continued to ask.

The snow golem immediately became alert upon hearing this. It raised two wooden sticks and a snowball appeared out of thin air in its hands.

Then I saw it throwing several snowballs onto the ground with a "biu~biu~" sound, and a flat surface of snow was piled up.

Then it took the stick and wrote and drew on the snow. Soon a big "100% Loyalty!" was drawn on the snow.

"Your way of communication is indeed quite non-mainstream."

Chen Jue showed a strange look on his face when he saw this, and recalled the setting of the snow golem in MC.

This utility creature will not only play pranks by throwing snowballs at hostile creatures or players holding wheat.

As it moves, it also leaves a top layer of snow on the ground it walks over.

Because of this feature, MC players like to experiment with snow golems, making infinite snow-making devices or snowball machines to have snowball fights and the like.

"Move a little and see!"

Chen Jue retracted his scattered thoughts and ordered the snow puppet to walk around the small workshop.

Seeing that every time it moved a grid, a layer of snow the size of a grid and 10 centimeters thick would be dragged out behind it, Chen Jue's mouth immediately opened wide.

Because he realized that the snow golem's ability to create snow out of thin air was probably based on MC rules, not scientific magic or supernatural powers.

"If we use this thing to run a ski resort, we can even save on snow-making machines!" Chen Jue sighed in his heart when he saw this.

I squatted down and touched the newly appeared snow. The soft and dense ice and snow felt a bit chilly to the bone.

There was a heat wave outside, and at night the beach was filled with a sticky, humid feeling.

Chen Jue ordered the snow puppet to move a few more circles in the workshop, covering the entire floor of the workshop with this layer of snow.

Soon, a dry, cool and refreshing breeze began to sweep across the entire Rubik's Cube Factory.

The feeling was like suddenly turning on more than a dozen central air conditioners, and setting the dehumidification mode to the lowest 16℃.

After staying in the workshop for a while, Chen Jue, who was wearing a short-sleeved shirt and shorts, even felt his teeth chattering and shivering!
Taking out an electronic clock with temperature and humidity detection, I saw that the temperature in the entire workshop had dropped sharply to 18.2℃. Even the relative humidity, which was 55%RH just now, dropped to 20%RH in one breath.

"Worthy!"

“Is this a direct change to the climate in a small area?”

This time, Chen Jue really took a breath of cool air, and it was the kind of cool air that made him feel cool all over.

If we throw a few snow golems like this into the desert or the Arctic or Antarctic, it will probably not take long before the global warming problem can be solved quickly.

"Don't be fooled by your short health bar, it only has 2 red hearts."

"But you are the most promising disaster-level creature in MC!" Chen Jue took a deep breath and felt that he had synthesized an extremely terrifying creature.

……

Seeing that the workshop was frozen like a large cold storage, Chen Jue immediately ordered the snow puppet to stop moving.

If the other party is allowed to make snow indefinitely like this, it won't be long before Chen Jue and those idiots who are busy with decoration and laying lines will be frozen into sticks.

He picked up the [iron pickaxe] and broke up all the snow, then took out the [bucket] and built an 'infinite water' pool in the corner of the workshop to prevent it from being too dry and causing health problems.

After completing these basic operations, Chen Jue took the snow golem with him to the half-open dock and continued to study the status bar of the snow golem. However, after looking through the [Skin Functions] that required krypton gold, Chen Jue's face showed a bit of weirdness.

Available skins: [Arcade·Snowman Bros.], [Movie·White Murder], [Frozen·Snowman], [Missue Ice City·Snow King], [One Piece·Kuzan], and [To be supplemented].

"Fuck! Isn't there anyone in normal human form?"

"Then this guy will never be able to be brought out to meet people in his entire life?"

Chen Jue looked at the familiar snowman characters in the skin library.

I found that except for [Pirate King Kuzan] which has a slightly similar shape to a giant nearly 3 meters tall, the rest are all snowmen with different skins.

In this way, it is impossible to change the skin of an ordinary person like the iron golem and take the dumb snow golem out for activities properly.

However, when I think of the snow golem's incredible rule-based snow-making ability, especially the fact that it uncontrollably leaves behind a layer of snow after moving.

Chen Jue thought that keeping it hidden would be a kind of protection for the earth and mankind.

If there were a few more snow golems like this running around, these dumb natural disasters could even drag the entire Earth along and stage a global freeze like in The Wandering Earth!
When Chen Jue thought of the world-destroying disaster movie-level horror scene, he couldn't help but shiver, and even his breathing was accompanied by a visible white mist.

……

After figuring out the function of the snow golem, Chen Jue asked it to stand still on the stairs of the dock, and move as little as possible like in the MC game, just like in the MC game.

Otherwise, if it runs around everywhere, this Rubik's Cube factory, which was newly built only a few days ago, will soon be frozen into a large cold storage by the large-scale ice and snow AOE.

Bring an industrial electric fan and place it behind the snow golem.

When the switch was turned on, the fan blades rolled up with a "woooooo~woooooo~" sound. The originally slightly humid and hot air flow passed through the snow golem's body. Affected by the snow golem's low temperature, it automatically transformed into a comfortable cool breeze similar to that blown by a water air conditioner.

"Wuhu~"

"In the summer when the temperature is over 40 degrees, how can we live without air conditioning?"

Chen Jue grinned and looked at the blue-black sea view outside the dock.

I brought in a recliner and a dining table, and took out the dinner and midnight snacks I had bought in the county town from my backpack.

He was enjoying a table full of braised food and fried dumplings, and felt that the bottles of pineapple beer were not so cold anymore, so he put them on the snow golem's shoulders to prop it up.

In less than a few seconds, the entire surface of the can was covered with white frost visible to the naked eye.

"Cool!"

“Instantly frozen beer drinks!”

"If I had known that snow golems have this function, I wouldn't have grown vegetables before. I can make a lot of money in a day by selling ice cubes in the summer." Chen Jue opened the can and drank half a can of pineapple beer in gulps.

He didn't know if it was due to the blessing of the MC snow puppet, but he felt that the taste and flavor of this pineapple beer seemed to be much smoother than before.

The refreshing icy-sweet liquid entered the mouth, bringing with it a sweet pineapple aftertaste. Once it went down the throat, the heat that had lingered throughout the night was completely dispelled.

"Strange! Why did the taste change so much?"

Chen Jue's eyes widened and he drank a few more sips with a feeling of being unsatisfied, and he kept smacking his lips to savor the taste.

Then pick up a bottle of ordinary pineapple beer that has not been frozen by the snow golem for comparison.

He found that the taste difference between the two after drinking was at least 10 or 2 points based on the total score of 3 for deliciousness.

Just like stacking a layer of ice buff on the snow golem, the difference between the two is immediately apparent!

"Hiss~ Using a snow golem to make iced drinks?"

"It seems that it is not impossible!"

Chen Jue rolled his eyes and stared at the Snow King who was standing obediently beside him. He felt that Chen Ji should also launch some new products in response to the abnormally hot weather.

Otherwise, if the temperature continues to be over 40 degrees, he is afraid that those customers who come to queue up here will accidentally get heatstroke!

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(End of this chapter)