The Great Sage is coming, and my mother is actually the White Bone Demon

Chapter 15 Writing a Love Letter for Dong Yong
In the simple thatched hut, Dong Yong was reading and yawning.

And in a corner of his desk, there was a book that should not be in this room. It was the romance novel that Bai Ze had carefully prepared.

At this moment, a cow and a man were lying by the window, watching quietly.

Huang Niu asked, "Brother, do you think Dong Yong can see it?"

Bai Ze said: "Of course."

Huang Niu said: "I am a little unsure, there are many young ladies and wives in this town who like Dong Yong, but Dong Yong never even glances at them.

So, I don’t think he’s a womanizer.”

Bai Ze said: "There is no one in this world who doesn't fall in love, except for the monks of Buddhism and Taoism. Not falling in love doesn't necessarily mean that he doesn't like women, maybe he is just arrogant and ordinary women are not in his eyes.

But he will never be able to resist the woman in my book."

Huang Niu said: "I hope so."

After a while, Dong Yong finally found the storybook on the corner of the table. He said "strange", and picked up the book that suddenly appeared and opened it. His face turned red and he threw the storybook aside.

"Damn it, it's actually about the relationship between a man and a woman. How could such a vulgar book appear in my house?"

Dong Yong sneered at romance novels.

But after a moment he thought again, he was the only one in the house, so who would know even if he saw it?
But this is not what a gentleman does... Dong Yong struggled for a while, but still picked up the romance book under the pretext of asking me to "critically examine" it.

This criticism lasted for several hours.

"Hey hey hey."

Dong Yong smiled foolishly as he read the romance novel.

"Hehehe." Bai Ze was grinning outside the window, "What do you think, Old Huang? I told you that no one in this world can refuse my words."

Huang Niu sighed and said, "I never expected that Dong Yong, who usually looks like a gentleman, could not resist such temptation. Why is that?"

Bai Ze said: "The essence of love is the biological instinct to continue the genes. People can control their behavior to continue the genes with a certain individual, but they cannot go against their instinct and not continue the genes.

Therefore, unless you are a cultivator with a firm faith in the Dao, no ordinary mortal can escape the temptation of lust."

Huang Niu said: "But he has only read a romance book. It seems that there is still a long way to go before he can actually do it. How can you be sure that he will succeed?"

Bai Ze patted the yellow ox, signaling it to leave: "Don't worry, the mountain is on fire. Even if only a few grasses are lit now, it will soon burn the entire mountain.

Since he has become addicted to the storybook, it is like a hole has been opened in the dam, and this hole will only get bigger and bigger, and in the end Dong Yong will become a Dong Yong that he himself does not recognize. "

Bai Ze and Lao Huangniu left Dong Yong's house together, but there were always two sneaky figures behind them.

Huang Niu said: "They should be sent by the land god of Dongjia Town. I will drive them away right away."

Bai Ze held the old ox and said, "Forget it. It's good that they don't interfere with us. Let them monitor us. Dongjia Town is located deep in the Baihuling Mountains. The land god is a sensible person.

If he was a reckless person, he would have died countless times. "

The heavens, the human world, and the underworld are all under the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Court, and the human towns in the human world are naturally included.

Although the mountains and forests where mountain spirits and wild monsters roam are considered to be within the human world, they are located in remote areas after all, and the Heavenly Court is unable to control them.

So this has formed an unspoken rule.

The heavens and the underworld usually won't go directly into the mountains to kill monsters, but they cannot tolerate monsters slaughtering the city on a large scale, so both sides abide by this customary rule.

This Dongjia Town naturally has an underworld. When the descendants of the demon king appear, the local land god will naturally send people to monitor them.

But Bai Ze didn't think that they would attack him. The land god often dealt with the demon king. If he was so reckless, he would have died countless times. Generally, he would not take the initiative to cause trouble for the demon king.

These lands also know that just because the demon kings don’t come to massacre the city doesn’t mean they don’t have the ability to do so.

If they really come to massacre the city, even if the Heaven and the Underworld will come to encircle and suppress it later, what's the use? Then both he and his city will be gone. No land god will be so stupid.

Huang Niu turned around and glared at the two ghost officials who were following him, scaring them so much that they trembled all over.

"Forget it, Old Huang. They are just following orders. If you want to glare at them, go to the land temple. There is no need to get angry with them."

Bai Ze pulled the ox's mane, climbed onto its back, and patted its back to signal that it could go.

"Humph!"

The yellow ox snorted coldly, withdrew its gaze, and walked towards the outskirts of the town with Bai Ze on its back.

Huang Niu asked: "What's next?"

Bai Ze said: "That is to create an opportunity for Dong Yong and make him fall further. You must use the photo beads to record it." Huang Niu said: "How to create an opportunity?"

Bai Ze chuckled and said, "Didn't you say before that there are many young ladies and wives in Dongjia Town who like Dong Yong? That will make it even easier."

At this time, the two had already arrived outside the town. Bai Ze called Hong Lingluo and Heituo and asked them for some paper and pen.

Huang Niu asked, "Brother, what are you doing?"

Bai Ze sat down on the shore, ready to start writing: "Of course, I'm going to help Dong Yong write love letters to the women in this town. I'm going to write a love letter to all the young ladies in this town in his name."

Huang Niu was stunned for a moment, then he sat cross-legged next to Bai Ze and watched him write a love letter: "Why write a love letter to the widow Liu in the east of the village, Madam Wang in the west of the village, and Miss Li from the rich Li family? Why write a love letter to all the women in the town?"

"You don't understand. This is how Aquaman does it. It's the most effective and efficient way."

As the name suggests, Aquaman casts a wide net. When you say sweet words to a girl, she is likely to reject you.

When you sweet-talk ten girls, maybe one of them will agree.

When you send the sweet words you have edited to a hundred people at the same time, it is almost certain that a few of them will take the bait.

Even though this rhetoric is full of loopholes and has no technical content, it will definitely catch a few silly girls.

The cost of writing a love poem for one girl alone is too high. It is more economical to write a love poem and send it to a hundred girls at the same time.

This is what the Sea King did in his previous life. Although Bai Ze despised such behavior, it did not stop him from borrowing this trick.

"Neptune?"

The scalper looked stunned. Of course, he didn't know that there was such a cool trick as casting a wide net when it came to dating.

Meanwhile, Bai Ze's draft has taken shape:

"The most touching thing is the gentleness of her lowered head, like a water lotus that is shy in the cool breeze."

"Clouds think about clothes and flowers, and the spring breeze blows on the threshold of Revlon."

"Who is dancing in the sky with colorful ribbons? Fairies in the sky love colorful clothes."

Bai Ze really embarked on a career of copying poems!

The scalper standing by was astonished, marveling at the way Bai Ze could compose love poems effortlessly, with every sentence brilliant and every poem wonderful.

Huangniu is not an ordinary ox. It was once the Taurus star in heaven and has talent in poetry and literature.

But when Huang Niu saw the love letter written by Bai Ze, he suddenly felt that his poems and writings were nothing compared to Bai Ze's.

At this time, Huang Niu suddenly discovered something and said, "Your handwriting is exposed at first glance. The handwriting is different from Dong Yong's!"

Bai Ze said indifferently: "It's okay, it's okay. There are a lot of fools. Don't think that everyone is so smart. Even if most of the 100 people don't fall for it, there will always be someone who will be fooled."

Huang Niu said: "But...but you have too many typos, right?"

Bai Ze said: "None of this is important."

Huang Niu said: "But your handwriting is too ugly. Dong Yong can't write as ugly as you. Your handwriting doesn't match Dong Yong's handsome appearance at all."

Bai Ze said: "In the eyes of the beholder, every woman is beautiful. Don't think my handwriting is ugly, but as long as I add Dong Yong's name to it, the young girls and wives in this town will think that this handwriting is extremely beautiful!"

Old Yellow Ox: “…”

It is speechless. Can you really do things so unprofessionally?

But Bai Ze shouted in his heart: This is purely probability theory!
If you send out a hundred love letters at the same time, from a probabilistic point of view, there will be three or five silly girls who will reply!

This is like telecommunications fraud; if you make a hundred calls, there will always be a few who fall for it.

What's more, Dong Xiucai is a good husband in the eyes of the women in Dongjia Town, so the probability will be greatly increased.

Bai Ze stuffed all the love letters he had written into Huang Niu's arms and said, "I'll leave the difficult task of delivering them to you. I've been haunting Dongjia Town these past two days, and the land god is worried. If I continue to deliver letters door to door, the land god will probably be unable to sleep or eat. I wonder what conspiracy the son of the demon king has."

"This..." Huang Niu hesitated. Under the current circumstances, it seemed that he was the only one who believed in it. "Okay, leave this matter to me."

However, Huang Niu felt embarrassed when thinking about entering the women's boudoirs.

"I'll leave everything to you!" Bai Ze said goodbye to the old ox.

Next, his goal was to go to the Immortal Valley and subdue the heavenly soldiers guarding the tomb.

(End of this chapter)