The Great Sage is coming, and my mother is actually the White Bone Demon

Chapter 139 Aphrodite

"The scenery in heaven is so beautiful!"

Angel Yan looked at the sea of ​​clouds in front of him, the palace that was shining with light everywhere, and the fairies flying in the sky, and couldn't help but sigh.

"The Eastern Heaven is much better than our Garden of Eden. It is more free and inclusive." said the angel Gabriel.

One of them has blond hair and the other has red hair.

Their common feature is that they all have wings on their backs.

They are the angels from the Garden of Eden, sent by the God of Light to help Bai Ze overcome his calamity.

Angel Yan said: "But that damn Oriental man actually asked us to help him pass the calamity. Isn't this trying to steal our luck?"

Gabriel smiled coldly: "He can't succeed. Although this child named Bai Ze is a genius in their Eastern Heaven, the cross that the Holy Light God asked us to bring this time is infinitely greedy.

No matter how much blood he sheds, it will never be enough, as it will surely be sucked away by infinite greed."

Angel Yan laughed and said, "Hahaha, I really want to see an oriental genius fall like this."

"Two beautiful ladies, may I buy you a drink?" Suddenly, Ares from Olympus came over.

Ares is the god of war, one of the most powerful warriors in Olympus. He came here on the orders of Zeus, the king of gods, to help Bai Ze get through the calamity.

"Humph!"

Angels Yan and Gabriel completely ignored the lustful Ares and turned away.

Prometheus came over and said, "Ares, have you failed in your attempt to seduce a girl?"

Ares said, "What an ungrateful woman. But the fairies in the Eastern Heaven are so beautiful!"

Ares was drooling as he watched the fairies floating by.

Milopheus was a strong man with brown hair. He said, "Don't dream about the fairies in the East. They think they are the Celestial Empire and treat us as bastards. It's hard to touch them."

Ares said: "Sooner or later I will fight my way to the East and seize all their fairies."

At this time, Poseidon, the god of the sea, came over and said, "You two, stop arguing. I heard that the child who is going to survive the tribulation has arrived."

Ares said: "That's perfect, let him die on our Mount Olympus!"

Here, Bai Ze and his party passed through thick clouds and saw a huge sky gate in front of them. There was a general who was a hundred feet tall, guarding it with a sharp sword in his hand.

On both sides of him stood thousands of heavenly soldiers, each of them was a master.

This is the South Gate of Heaven, and the giant holding a sharp sword is called Virūpākṣa.

When the Heavenly King Virūpākṣa saw everyone coming, he put the sword in his hand back behind his back and put his palms together: "Disciple, I pay my respects to the Bodhisattva! I pay my respects to the princess!"

Although Virūdhaka serves in the heavenly court, he comes from the Buddhist sect.

Not only that, the heavenly kings guarding the four gates of heaven in the east, west, south and north all come from Buddhism.

This is also a kind of restriction and balance of the Heavenly Court. The Heavenly Court was established by the Taoist school of Chanjiao, so it is naturally closer to Taoism.

However, the Jade Emperor did not want to be a puppet and have to always look at the face of Taoism, so he would naturally introduce some power to dilute the influence of Taoism.

For example, in the underworld, there are the Ten Kings of Hell of Buddhism, as well as the Fengdu and Five Ghost Kings of Taoism.

These four heavenly kings are naturally introduced as a balancing force.

"Meet the Bodhisattva, meet the princess."

All the heavenly soldiers clasped their fists at the same time.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "You are too polite, Heavenly King Zhangzhang. Are you ready for the Tribulation Transcendence Assembly?"

The Heavenly King Zhangzhang said: "Well, many immortals have come to watch the grand event, but the Kunyu and Kunwu gods are too arrogant and do not seem to take our Eastern Heaven Court seriously."

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "It doesn't matter, we will use our strength to shut him up."

"Please, Bodhisattva!"

Virūdhaka stepped aside, and Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara led everyone into the South Gate of Heaven.

Before the group had gone far, Ares, a man with blond hair, came towards them. As expected, the aura he exuded was different from that of the Eastern gods. He looked arrogant and asked, "Are you the Bai Ze?"

Bai Ze pointed at Ares in surprise and said, "What a strange yellow hair. He has no eyebrows?"

"..."

Ares couldn't keep up with Bai Ze's sudden change of thinking. He hurriedly took two steps forward and pointed at his eyebrows: "These eyebrows are well grown, don't you see? What's the matter with your eyes?"

It’s really not Bai Ze’s fault. Ares has blond hair and his body hair is naturally golden, but this doesn’t look as good as it does in later TV shows.

If people with black hair don't wear makeup, the impact is not that big.

If a person with blond hair doesn’t wear makeup, even his eyebrows can’t be seen from two meters away.

Can you imagine how much a person’s appearance would be reduced without eyebrows?
No matter how good-looking a man or a beautiful woman is, they will be ugly without eyebrows.

Bai Ze said calmly: "Oh, your eyebrows are too light, they are invisible from two meters away. People who don't know would think you are a ghost without eyebrows."

"You..." Ares was furious.

Prometheus came over and advised: "Forget it, Ares, he is just a child, let him suffer when he passes the tribulation later."

"Hmph!" Ares snorted coldly.

"Wow, what a cute little brother, let me hug you." The God of Love of Olympus ran over and was about to hug Bai Ze and kiss him.

Bai Ze suddenly trembled!
He hid behind his mother and said, "Auntie, please stay away. I can't breathe because of your body odor."

Bai Ze really didn't expect this. He knew before he traveled through time that 90% of Westerners have body odor, but Chinese people rarely have this problem.

So their bathing habits are different from those of the Chinese. After a day's work, the Chinese go home and take a bath to wash off the dirt on their bodies.

They take a shower when they go out in the morning to wash off the bad smell on their bodies so that they can meet people during the day.

Even so, it cannot last long and you must use a spray to remove body odor.

Bai Ze really doesn't understand those people who think that the moon is round in foreign countries. Isn't it just that this country has been declining for a hundred years? As for their self-confidence dropping to that level, are all pigs in foreign countries beautiful?
"..."

The goddess of love's face turned black. She was so beautiful, but she was despised for having body odor, and it happened in a foreign country. She was so embarrassed.

When everyone looked at the goddess of love and then at Mrs. Bai, they immediately felt that Mrs. Bai was stunningly beautiful.

The unique beauty of Oriental women is far beyond the reach of these Western gods.

Especially when looking closely, Mrs. Bai's skin is as smooth as jade and very delicate.

The goddess of love looked okay from a distance, but up close, you'd see that her skin was rough and covered in a layer of fuzz.

The comparison between the two is like the difference between heaven and earth!

The goddess of love was furious: "How dare you mess with me, Aphrodite? I will make you live a life worse than death."

"Are you the chaotic Aphrodite?" Bai Ze was surprised. He didn't expect that he would see Aphrodite in person.

This is the Western goddess of love. Valentine's Day was created to commemorate this goddess. I don't know how many Chinese men's wallets have been emptied by this in later generations.

But Bai Ze really doesn’t understand why he should miss this goddess?

Their views on love are different from ours.

Aphrodite was obviously a married woman, but she still flirted with other men and cheated on her husband. She had affairs with dozens of male gods.
Finally, when she was flirting with the young hunk, she was so anxious to see him that she forgot to wear shoes and ran among the flowers. Her feet were pricked by the white roses, and the white roses turned red.

So this is also the origin of sending red roses to express love between men and women.

But, Bai Ze couldn't figure out why this goddess of love was so loved?

What kind of great love did she show to be remembered and missed by people?

As an Oriental, Bai Ze really couldn't understand this.

If it is placed in the Eastern cultural cognition, a person who hooks up with men everywhere and has affairs with a lot of people will never be allowed to represent the concept of love.

I can only say that the cultural invasion is too serious. The love-stricken little girls cannot distinguish these things at all. They just want gifts.

(End of this chapter)