It's already the 21st century, and I just found the imperial seal

Chapter 172 The Secret in the Tent

Su Yu smiled and shook his head, "We won't take any videos, thank you!"

Glancing at Xiao Yuhan and then at Luo Yiran, the man was unwilling to give up. "I'm not a bad person. I'm a travel blogger with tens of thousands of fans. I saw that you guys are interesting, so I wanted to do an interview so that you can share your travel experiences."

As he said that, he was about to show Su Yu his Douyin account.

But Su Yu was too lazy to watch, "We don't accept interviews or video shooting, you can find someone else."

As he spoke, he took out a dagger that he had prepared in advance and gently scraped the minced meat off the ribs.

On the side, the little fat cat felt the hostility released by his two-legged cat, and also climbed up, slightly hunching his body.

Dahuang and Niu Niu had been staring at the man with murderous eyes.

He felt a little embarrassed and a little ashamed, but looking at the dagger with a cold glow and Su Yu's burly figure, the man couldn't help but feel a little scared.

After struggling and hesitating for a moment, he finally chose to leave in shame.

He originally thought he had found a good material, but it turned out that no one was buying it.

In the past, whenever he said that he was a popular blogger who traveled around the country and had tens of thousands of fans, others would greet him excitedly with expressions of envy and admiration on their faces.

But today he miscalculated.

Not only did his self-disclosure of his identity not attract any attention, but he was also warned with a dagger.

It's a dog day!

Seeing that person walking away, Xiao Yuhan whispered, "This kind of person is shameless and has no good intentions."

"I don't like people who just come up and chat with me casually."

Luo Yiran nodded, "It's as if we are very familiar with him."

As young and beautiful girls, they are often approached by all kinds of men for various reasons when they walk on the streets and on campus, which is really disgusting.

Especially those who try to strike up conversations in the name of internet celebrities, saying some self-righteous but disgusting and cheesy love words.

All I can say is that with the rise of short videos, all kinds of monsters and demons have emerged.

Looking at the dagger in her boyfriend's hand, Xiao Yuhan smiled and said, "Luckily that guy has some sense and knows when to retreat."

Looking at the man, Luo Yiran's eyes flashed with pride, "That internet celebrity either wanted to take advantage of us or wanted to use the three of us to create a topic. When he saw that Brother Yu was not easy to mess with, he left in disgrace."

Su Yu smiled and put away the dagger. "Although our country is very safe, there are still places where the sun doesn't shine. It's always better to be careful."

When you go out to play, it’s better to be careful.

He had a lot of self-defense weapons on him.

For example, daggers, anti-wolf spray, electric batons, and there are also steel pipes in the car.

Of course, the fighting power of Dahuang and Niu Niu is also not weak.

"The internet celebrity circle is very chaotic, and the tourism circle is also chaotic."

Smoothing her messy hair, Xiao Yuhan said, "The quality of internet celebrities varies greatly, and there are all kinds of people."

Luo Yiran continued, "Some of my classmates are online bloggers, but they haven't made it."

“Didn’t I study tourism?”

Xiao Yuhan smiled and said, "I also wanted to be a travel blogger before, but later I found that I couldn't do it because I didn't have the ability."

She traveled around Furong City on a budget for a while a while ago and filmed travel videos.

It’s a pity that her account couldn’t be developed, with no traffic and no clicks.

Although the contact time was short, she also got to know several travel bloggers.

There aren't many fans, ranging from a few thousand to tens of thousands.

Therefore, she also knows the shady dealings of some travel and hotel bloggers.

It is common to take bribes and extort money from merchants.

There are also some bad guys who will take the opportunity to get something for free.

Literally, it means taking advantage of those women who are young and have no social experience!

Some even hold men and women parties under the guise of tourism.

The disgusting guy left, but Su Yu did not let down his guard. He looked at his sister-in-law with a faint red light flashing in his eyes.

"Use enhanced Qi-Guan, Qi-Lu consumption is 1000 points."

[Name: Luo Yiran]

【Age: 22】

[Official rank: Eighth-rank official]

[Luck: red]

[Fate: Wealth and Seal conflict, Qi Sha is the lucky god, will marry a rich man]

[Today's fortune: Lucky. The weather is fine, go out to the countryside, and take a trip with your loved one. But you are suffering in your heart, so you can only be a bystander]

No other trouble.

But the latter sentence also means that the sister-in-law is really holding it in.

Out of caution, he looked at Xiao Yuhan again.

"Use enhanced Qi-Guan, Qi-Lu consumption is 1000 points."

[Name: Xiao Yuhan]

【Age: 18】

[Official rank: Eighth-rank concubine]

【Luck: Yellow】

[Fate: Deer bone type, born blessed, worry-free. ]

[Today's fortune: Lucky. Go on a spontaneous trip with your lover, and you will feel relaxed and extremely happy. ]

Everything is fine.

Although he had made all the necessary preparations, if luck turned out badly, he would immediately return to town and find a safe hotel to stay in.

With the development of online information today, we can see many bad guys and a lot of weird things, and it feels like those bad guys are right next to us.

But in real life, we rarely encounter such a situation.

After all, Dragon Country has a population base of more than one billion. Although there is no shortage of high-quality varieties, the proportion is really small.

I feel relaxed and my appetite is very good.

On the side, Dahuang and Niu Niu were eating raw beef with relish, looking very wild.

The kitten took a sip and found that its two small fish were also roasted and gave off a faint fish aroma.

"Meow--"

Smelling the aroma, the kitten kept making eager sounds.

After a few days of training, it already understands the basic rules.

Without the permission of Su Yu, a two-legged cat, no food can be touched, otherwise the nose will be touched as a warning.

It is not afraid of being warned, but if it does well, it will be rewarded and even the two-legged cat will play with it.

But if it doesn't obey, the two-legged cat will look at it with a threatening look, making it feel scared.

It knew that it had made the two-legged cat angry.

It doesn't want the cat to be angry, nor does it want to be punished.

Mimi was very happy eating the delicious grilled fish.

Sure enough, the reward for listening to the two-legged cat is great.

Moreover, its two-legged cats are so powerful that they can tame other two-legged cats to serve them.

At this moment, the kitten's eyes turned friendly when looking at Luo Yiran.

Once you are completely tamed by its two-legged cat, it becomes your own cat, and we guard this home together.

Su Yu was responsible for hunting and catching food, Xiao Yuhan was responsible for taking care of it, and Luo Yiran was responsible for cooking and making delicious grilled fish.

As for it?
As an intermediate guardian of the home, it only needs to ensure that other strange four-legged cats do not appear in the home.

The division of labor is clear, it doesn't make any sense.

But its eyes unconsciously glanced at the two big four-legged cats and its head lowered a little.

It seems to be the smallest one in the family.

Eat skewers, sing songs, and enjoy the sunset clouds in the sky together.

The layers are stacked and intertwined, just like cotton candy.

While there was still light, the three of them simply cleaned up the garbage.

Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility.

When it was completely dark, the three of them lay down on a clean camping blanket together, looking at the vast starry sky with countless stars twinkling.

Luo Yiran suddenly asked: "Green Tea Bitch, what's your zodiac sign?"

“I’m a Scorpio.”

Xiao Yuhan replied: "What about you?"

Luo Yiran couldn't help laughing, "So you're a Scorpio, no wonder you're so flirty!"

Xiao Yuhan didn't understand, "Why is Scorpio so flirty?"

Luo Yiran explained: "Scorpio women appear cold and frosty on the outside, but are actually passionate and uninhibited on the inside. They have complex and strong emotions. They seem quiet and reserved, but they have wild and sexy provocation."

As she said that, she stretched out her hand and grabbed the man, "Tell me, are you a slut?"

Xiao Yuhan did not deny it, but just blocked the mischievous hand and asked again: "What's your zodiac sign?"

Luo Yiran said: "I am a Sagittarius!"

Without waiting for the other party to ask, she introduced herself, "Sagittarius women prefer novelty and excitement, are passionate and unrestrained, love freedom, desire a life full of changes and excitement, and firmly believe that everything is possible."

Xiao Yuhan silently replied, "So you like three people!"

Luo Yiran did not argue, "I have seen Brother Yu and cousin before."

I originally thought it had nothing to do with me, but in the end it still got to do with me, and in a very strange way.

Xiao Yuhan was indeed excited. "When did it happen? How old were you then?"

Su Yu hurriedly pulled, "What's there to talk about this kind of thing, let's change the subject."

Luo Yiran, however, put one leg on the man and looked at the green tea bitch opposite. "I was a sophomore in high school at that time, seventeen years old, May 13th, Saturday, afternoon."

After a pause, she added, "I can't remember the exact time. I didn't look at it at the time. It was probably around four o'clock." Su Yu was very upset when he heard this. "Why do you remember it so clearly? I don't even know."

Luo Yiran rested her head on the man's chest, "You and your cousin had so much fun, how could you remember?"

Xiao Yuhan seemed to have discovered a new world, "No wonder you acted like that yesterday?"

She pouted and said with a smile: "You said I was flirty, but you are even flirtier than me!"

Although the two of them say "sao" now, it is no longer an insult, but more like a mood.

The romance that only exists between the three of them.

Luo Yiran said: "I woke up that day and was thirsty, so I got up to drink some water, and that's when I saw it."

After thinking for a while, Su Yu shook his head and said, "I can't remember anything about what happened five years ago."

When he and Wang Xueying were being intimate, they were still quite vigilant, fearing that they would be discovered.

He couldn't remember what happened that day, and he didn't even remember it happening.

After all, he and Wang Xueying had a fierce battle before, who still remembers those times?
I just didn’t expect to be seen by my cousin Luo Yiran. It’s still a bit embarrassing to think about it.

Thinking carefully back to the scenes with Wang Xueying, it seemed that I had never disappointed her once.

I breathed a sigh of relief, I have always been so domineering.

Xiao Yuhan continued to be curious, "How long have you been watching it?"

Luo Yiran shook his head. "I can't remember. I can't even remember how I got back to the room."

Xiao Yuhan joked, "Since then, you have fallen in love with your brother-in-law, right?"

Luo Yiran boldly admitted, "From that day on, Brother Yu has had a shadow in my heart."

Xiao Yuhan continued to tease, "My husband was sleeping with your cousin at that time, why are you so excited?"

Luo Yiran attacked mercilessly, "You were still in the second grade of junior high school at that time, a little brat!"

Xiao Yuhan pouted, "But I am my husband's woman now, and you are not!"

Luo Yiran was defeated again. He kept silent and just kept drawing circles on the man's chest.

Su Yu smiled and hugged his sister-in-law, "Don't listen to Yu Han's nonsense."

Luo Yiran was about to speak when he was hit hard on the butt.

"Snapped--"

Xiao Yuhan laughed and said, "Bad girl, why don't we just play Landlord?"

Luo Yiran climbed up and glared, "Is your hand healed? Do you want to be punished?"

Xiao Yuhan pouted, looking innocent, "I asked you to play Landlord. If you lose, you have to take off a piece of clothing."

Luo Yiran glanced at the man and said, "Come on, do you think I'm afraid of you?"

Then she looked at the man and said with a red face, "Brother Yu, we are short of one, are you coming?"

Su Yu shook his head helplessly, "Let me play with you guys."

I have already seen what I should have seen, and I have already played what I should have played.

He wasn't really interested in the fun game of playing Landlord and taking off clothes.

Just the thought of "sexy dealer, dealing cards online" made him a little more interesting.

Then, the three of them went into the tent that had been set up long ago, and from time to time, bursts of laughter and playfulness could be heard from inside.

Dahuang and Niu Niu remained vigilant and patrolled outside the tent.

Once a suspicious person approaches, they will make a whining warning sound.

General of the Royal Guards, this title is not given for nothing.

……

When the sun, which had disappeared for a night, shone on the earth again, the three people in the tent still hugged each other tightly.

Luo Yiran woke up first, frowning slightly, as if he had something to hide.

She twisted her butt and couldn't help but turn over.

At this moment, the remaining two people also woke up.

Xiao Yuhan asked lazily: "Bad woman, what time is it?"

Luo Yiran said: "It's almost seven o'clock."

Xiao Yuhan was lying on her back with her arms and legs spread out, her eyes filled with weariness. "It's seven o'clock already?"

Su Yu smiled and said, "Hurry up and get up!"

Luo Yiran reached out and clapped his hands, "I need to go to the bathroom, do you want to go?"

Xiao Yuhan didn't try to stop him, and said lazily, "No, I just want to take a shower now."

Luo Yiran said: "I want to take a shower too!"

Su Yu said: "Let's find a hotel nearby, take a shower and go back."

Luo Yiran said: "Brother Yu, I want to go to the bathroom."

Su Yu asked: "Is it big or small?"

Luo Yiran blushed and said, "Little one."

"Snapped--"

Xiao Yuhan sat up and slapped him, "Lazy people and lazy horses are prone to shit and piss. Don't you know to get up early before dawn?"

"You were so tired last night that you fell asleep in a short while."

Luo Yiran said angrily: "I tossed and turned until two or three o'clock before I fell asleep."

Su Yu asked: "Yuhan, where is the urinal I asked you to prepare?"

Xiao Yuhan said: "I put it in the trunk of the car and didn't take it down."

She wouldn't put that thing in the tent.

Su Yu said, "Hurry up and get dressed. I'll get the urinal later. Yi Ran will go to the toilet in the tent."

Use a urinal?
Still in the tent, Luo Yiran was filled with shyness.

The man was taking a walk outside, and Xiao Yuhan, the green tea bitch, was staring at him.

Luo Yiran couldn't bear it any longer, "Can you please turn around?"

Xiao Yuhan looked calm, "It's not like I haven't seen this kind of nonsense before."

There was no way, Luo Yiran closed his eyes and pretended that the person in front of him did not exist.

Xiao Yuhan glanced at it, curled her lips in boredom, and said four words, "Yellowish, getting angry."

Luo Yiran was ashamed and angry, "I know I'm angry!"

Xiao Yuhan said: "They say that boy's urine can ward off evil spirits, but I wonder what girl's urine can do?"

Luo Yiran deliberately shook the urinal in his hand forward and said, "I'll pour it on you!"

Xiao Yuhan was startled and said quickly: "Don't play with shit, piss and farts, it's disgusting!"

"Does it feel disgusting now?"

Luo Yiran said: "I asked you to go out just now, but you didn't go out."

Xiao Yuhan said: "It's so cold outside, I can't stand it."

Luo Yiran joked, "Are you feeling weak?"

Xiao Yuhan nodded in approval, "Maybe a little, let's go back and make a pot of old hen soup to nourish ourselves."

After a quick packing, the two went out. Su Yu was waiting outside with the cat and the dog in his arms. "Pack your things. We'll find a hotel to wash up, and then we'll take you to eat something delicious."

Neither girl had any interest in delicious food.

But when it comes to taking a bath, I can’t wait to soak in the bathroom right now.

They quickly packed up their belongings and stuffed them into the trunk, then the three of them drove back.

When passing through the town, because today is the Chinese Valentine's Day, we passed several wedding car convoys on the road.

Xiao Yuhan and Luo Yiran watched silently, with envy on their faces.

They knew that if they chose to follow a man, it would be almost impossible to have such a wedding.

Especially Luo Yiran, her situation is very special.

Xiao Yuhan could still do it secretly, but if she dared to do it, based on her understanding of her cousin, she would definitely make trouble.

Thinking of this, Luo Yiran decided to go back and look up "One Thousand and One Ways to Make Your Boyfriend's Ex-Girlfriend Disappear" on the Internet.

Su Yu drove seriously, did not express any opinions about the wedding cars, and did not make any promises to the two women.

Both women were a little disappointed because they both wanted the men to coax them at this time.

Even if it means lying to them!
Unfortunately, the man was driving seriously and only the two dogs were looking at them.

Especially the Samoyed, with that mean face, there is always a mocking smile on his face.

And this dog is that woman’s dog!

They found a hotel, booked an hourly room, and the three of them simply washed up.

The waiters were not surprised. The combination of one man and two women was very common. All they had to do was register their ID cards.

After washing and changing into clean clothes, the three of them felt refreshed and energetic.

The most troublesome thing about self-driving tour is the issue of cleanliness.

After leaving the hotel, the three got into the car again.

Su Yu turned on the music, and it was no longer a song about dreams, but a soothing and gentle love song.

"I got a ring. I looked into your eyes and said I do. I give my heart to you. I hope you cherish it. I got a ring. I cried because I was so happy..."

Gradually, accompanied by soothing music, the two women in the back seat fell asleep leaning against each other.

After an unknown amount of time, Su Yu stopped the car, looked at a building not far away, and said with a smile, "We're here!"

The two girls woke up slowly, "What's here?"

Su Yu pointed at the building and said, "We've arrived at the dining area."

The two girls looked in the direction and found that the building not far away was busy with work, and the gate was covered with happy characters.

……

(End of this chapter)