It's already the 21st century, and I just found the imperial seal
Chapter 153 A pleasant day starts with being caught peeping
Chapter 154 A pleasant day starts with being caught peeping
It was a ridiculous day and it passed quickly.
He held one child in each hand and refused to let anyone else do so, for fear that he would miss less time to hold them.
Compared with the fight between the Ye sisters, the fight between Xiao Yuhan and Luo Yiran is countless times more intense.
But it is also countless times more interesting, and the process is filled with laughter.
After all, they were all born in the 2000s, have a strong ability to accept new things, and have not experienced the dark baptism of high-ranking officials or deep palaces.
There may be some open and covert fighting between the two women, but they definitely have no intention of intentionally hurting each other.
Moreover, as their relationship changed, Luo Yiran gradually became more lively and started to think about playing a prank.
"what--"
On the sofa, Xiao Yuhan, who had just taken a sip of cold boiled water, suddenly roared, "Luo Yiran, you bad woman, what did you put in my water?"
Luo Yiran looked calm, "I was afraid you would be too jealous, so I gave you two spoons of salt to neutralize it."
But before she finished speaking, she couldn't help laughing.
"Hahaha--"
Listening to the woman's merciless ridicule, Xiao Yuhan spat out the salty and bitter saliva in his mouth, "Pooh——"
Then she looked at the man and said, "Husband, this bad woman bullied me, help me get revenge!"
As she spoke, she picked up another drink next to her, but as soon as she took a sip, she shuddered at the sour taste. The clear saliva in her mouth gushed out, and she quickly pulled the trash can to catch it.
"vomit--"
"vomit--"
Xiao Yuhan felt nauseous and spat out clear saliva, and her whole body trembled from time to time.
Seeing this scene, Luo Yiran stopped laughing and asked tentatively: "Green tea bitch, you didn't get pregnant overnight, did you?"
Xiao Yuhan didn't want to say anything sour, tears were about to come out.
She can't eat sour food.
But this glass of grape juice is full of lemon.
Su Yu couldn't bear to watch it anymore, so he patted the girl's back gently, took his teacup and handed it to her, "Yuhan, rinse your mouth quickly."
Xiao Yuhan rinsed her mouth and her whole face wrinkled, "Hubby, she bullied me!"
Su Yu smiled and patted her back to make her feel more comfortable, "Then your husband will avenge you!"
Seeing that the situation was not right, Luo Yiran tried to escape again, but was pulled back by the man who reacted quickly.
Still with skillful movements, he pulled away the burden and hit it twice with a smile.
"Snapped--"
"Snapped--"
Then Xiao Yuhan followed up with a smile, "Pah——"
"You bad woman, you bully me!"
Luo Yiran lay there motionless, just covering his face.
This was the second time she was spanked. Although it was a little embarrassing, it felt so exciting!
"Snapped--"
Seeing the bad woman lying there motionless, Xiao Yuhan couldn't help but hit her again, "Your butt isn't big enough, and your legs are too thin, they're not as pretty as mine."
The man was beaten by taking off his pants, she saw it clearly.
It has a cool white color, just like a snow pear.
Of course, hers isn't bad either.
It’s a chubby pear!
She stayed back for twenty days and gained weight!
She originally wanted to go on a diet to lose weight, but the man wouldn't let her, saying that this state was the best and it was comfortable to hold her in his arms.
Since the man likes it, she definitely has no objection.
Dieting to lose weight is uncomfortable.
After being hit twice by Xiao Yuhan, Luo Yiran quickly got up, pulled up his pants, and his face turned red with shame.
Although she was shy about being spanked by a man, she still felt a little happy psychologically.
But she was not convinced at all when she was beaten by Xiao Yuhan, the green tea bitch.
Don't you?
Why did you hit me?
This woman took advantage of her in the morning, and now she is taking advantage of her again. Sooner or later, she will get back at him!
Her face was burning, and the shock she just felt made her hands and feet weak. She could only glare at the woman hatefully.
Xiao Yuhan, however, was not at all afraid. Instead, she glared back triumphantly.
If she hadn't been so weak in her hands, she would have dealt with this bad woman long ago.
This bad woman is good-looking but useless. She is not as strong as her and has no fighting skills. She looks stupid.
Once her hands are healed, it will be easy for her to hold it!
At night, the three of them still slept together.
There's no way, Su Yu doesn't want to make another person sad!
But this time, Luo Yiran fell asleep early, while Xiao Yuhan kept drawing circles, hoping that the man would give her some special treatment.
But she didn't know that Luo Yiran was pretending to be asleep.
Su Yu knew this because he was holding the girl with one hand and holding her with the other hand tightly with his sister-in-law, and would be pinched from time to time.
There are only two words to describe it - exciting!
This is a completely different experience from the Ye sisters. After all, she is my sister-in-law!
When Xiao Yuhan finished cooking and fell asleep exhausted, the familiar sound of grinding teeth rang out in the room again, and the sister-in-law couldn't wait to get into the man's arms.
He even took the opportunity to kick the green tea bitch hard and told her to stay away.
Looking at the green tea bitch who had no reaction and was sleeping like a dead pig, Luo Yiran couldn't help but put his finger on her nose and then gently flipped it up.
In the darkness, the light was dim, but she clearly saw a pig nose appear!
"Ha ha--"
Luo Yiran couldn't help laughing out loud, "She's so chubby, she looks like a little sow!"
As she said this, she pinched the other person's nose again.
It was just that Xiao Yuhan felt uncomfortable this time, and she mumbled twice, "Hubby, don't do that to me, I'm so sleepy!"
Afraid of waking the other person up, Luo Yiran shrank back into the man's arms, "This green tea bitch sleeps like a pig. I guess she won't even wake up even if there's thunder."
Su Yu hugged his sister-in-law and said, "You bad woman, don't tease her."
Luo Yiran leaned on the man's chest and said, "I'm not a bad woman."
"mua——"
Su Yu smiled and kissed her, "If you are not a bad woman, then what are you?"
Luo Yiran shook her head, "Anyway, I'm not a bad woman."
As she spoke, she kept twisting her hips, as if reminding someone of something.
Su Yu leaned close to her ear and whispered, "Stop twisting your butt and wait until you get your driver's license."
Luo Yiran's big watery eyes sparkled, "I'm so hot!"
"Take off your clothes when it's hot, and put on your clothes when it's cold."
Su Yu said: "You are not a child, do you still need me to remind you?"
Luo Yiran didn't say anything else, but something faintly flew out in the darkness.
Su Yu smiled and hugged his sister-in-law into his arms again, jokingly saying, "It's not hot now, is it?"
Luo Yiran blushed, "It's getting hotter."
"Ha ha--"
Su Yu smiled and pinched his sister-in-law's face, "It's getting late, let's go to bed early!"
"Ok!"
Lying on the man, Luo Yiran nodded, "Hold me while you sleep!"
As she said that, she kicked the green tea bitch again and told her to stay away as long as she didn't fall off the bed.
Entering the sage time, Su Yu quickly fell asleep while hugging his sister-in-law.
Luo Yiran couldn't sleep, she was very hot!
She didn't have many thoughts about lying in bed with Xiao Yuhan.
She had been peeking at men and her cousin since she was a teenager, so she was mentally very strong, and subconsciously she didn't mind three people being together.
Of course, due to women's selfish nature, although they don't mind, it doesn't mean they don't want to monopolize a man.
But she didn't succeed.
Although she didn't succeed, she didn't get discouraged.
It's not impossible to share a man with Xiao Yuhan, a green tea bitch.
With her silly energy, what use is it except for lying in bed?
She can help a man manage the company and conquer the world with him.
Sooner or later, the man will get tired of Xiao Yuhan, a brainless woman, and then her brother-in-law will be hers alone.
But she still has a hidden danger in her heart, that is her cousin.
She can share a man with anyone except her cousin.
If my cousin comes back, who is she then?
She will always be stepped on, and her cousin will probably humiliate her mercilessly.
This was a scene she absolutely did not want to see.
Therefore, she would rather share a man with Xiao Yuhan, the green tea bitch, than with her cousin.
They stand on the opposite side of nature.
If her cousin comes looking for a man in the future, she will break up with him without hesitation and then use all means to drive her away.
But she is not without help. Her little cousin Wang Xingzhe stands on her side and has become her little spy, always paying attention to and reporting to her about his cousin's movements.
This summer, my uncle and aunt used up all the connections they had accumulated over the years, and my cousin went on eight blind dates in total.
The blind date candidates all have good conditions, either their families are in politics or in business.
In these eight blind dates, my cousin looked down on the others twice, other people looked down on her three times, and three times the relationships ended in failure after a few days of contact because of personality incompatibility.
The better off the family, the more demanding the requirements are for their significant other.
Either she has the ability and background to bring benefits to the family and help the man.
Or they can be young and beautiful, and be able to bring people spiritual enjoyment.
But my cousin is an ordinary middle school teacher, my uncle drives for others, and my aunt is a temporary worker.
The profession of teacher has a plus in the eyes of common people, but is ordinary in the eyes of powerful people.
In terms of ability and background, my cousin was directly eliminated by most of the ambitious families. Many people came to perfunctorily out of respect and consideration for everyone's face.
Let’s talk about young and beautiful?
My cousin is indeed very pretty, but at twenty-seven she is a little old.
Her overall temperament is pretty good. She looks very girlish with makeup on, and looks like she is in her early twenties.
It’s just that I have a bad temper. Maybe I haven’t had a very happy time in the past two months, and I often get angry for no reason.
I usually spend a lot of money on all kinds of shopping.
Of course, after breaking up with her brother-in-law, although she still went shopping, her consumption had clearly declined.
In the past, he could buy one luxury item every month, but now he bought one every two months, and he was trying to fool a not-so-smart blind date.
Recently I like to go to the bar with my sisters to relax, but fortunately I haven’t stayed out all night yet.
These were all told to her secretly by her younger cousin Wang Xingzhe, who would encourage her every day to get rid of Xiao Yuhan, the green tea bitch.
Of course, she definitely didn't tell her little cousin about her current situation with the man, she just said that they were good friends.
We usually go to work together, and occasionally have dinner together after get off work.
This made the little cousin angry with her for not fighting back, and he said he would use his own means to drive Xiao Yuhan away.
She acquiesced to this matter and also had a little expectation.
She knew that the man liked his brother-in-law very much and had always treated him like his own brother.
But now, she had to stop her little cousin.
Because if anything happens to Xiao Yuhan, it will be blamed on her.
Once the little cousin takes action, it will be considered that she is the one instigating and directing it behind the scenes.
She just wants to see the man get tired of the green tea bitch, then abandon her, and be good to her alone, instead of letting anything unexpected happen to the green tea bitch.
If it really doesn't work, she will just confront her little cousin and tell him that she is already with a man and doesn't mind Xiao Yuhan.
Thinking of this, she decided to have a good chat with her little cousin tomorrow.
But she didn't know that her little cousin, whom she had always had high hopes for, was still playing games at this time.
And because the game process was unpleasant, he was arguing with someone on the microphone.
The rich lady: "What are you doing in the bottom lane, Amumu, a stupid top laner? You're swinging a belt around like a dog!"
Listening to the almost collapsed roar coming from the headset, Wang Xingzhe showed a mean look on his face, and while using a voice changer, he deliberately said aggrievedly: "Because I can't beat him!"
The rich lady: "You can't beat their top laner, so you don't last hit, just guard the bottom lane, and kill us all. What do you mean by support difference?"
"I'm so short of you, you bastard!"
"I really want to beat you to death with a hammer!"
……
Listening to the foul language in the headset, Wang Xingzhe became more and more excited. He had been fishing for so long, and most people couldn't even utter a straight line when swearing, but today a tough guy finally showed up.
When the other party had finished scolding him, he said silently: "It's the difference between the supporting staff."
After cursing for a while, the anger in my heart had mostly subsided.
But when Mu Jiayu heard this, her face turned red again. "You bitch, you bastard, if you have the guts, tell me your address. Let's meet offline and see who is better."
Wang Xingzhe taunted, “I’m Xiao Yuhan, a student majoring in tourism at Furong University. If you have the guts, come find me, you bitch!”
"This stupid bitch!"
Taking off the headset, Mu Jiayu took a sip of iced watermelon juice to calm herself down, with a sneer on her face, "You are studying tourism at Furong University, right? Let me see if I will come and settle the score with you!"
Wang Xingzhe turned off the voice changer and his voice returned to normal.
As a middle school student, how could he cause trouble to Xiao Yuhan? He could only seek help from the powerful netizens!
Whenever he encounters a game name that looks like a girl, no matter if it's an enemy or a friend, he will target and ridicule them as much as he can.
He has attracted a lot of hatred these days, and everyone said they wanted to come to Furong University to find "her".
He doesn't know if this trick will work?
But for now, there is no other solution but to give it a try.
As for why he can go online again?
Of course he bought an Internet cable, and at night, while his parents were sleeping, he would secretly play with it for a while.
It’s just that my brother-in-law doesn’t play games much now, and he doesn’t find it interesting when he does.
The only motivation that keeps him going is the desire to rely on the power of netizens.
Thinking of this, he clicked to start the game again, but this time a prompt popped up on the game interface, "The player has been reported by multiple people for violations, and the account has been banned for three days!"
Wang Xingzhe was not moved by this prompt and directly changed his game account.
In order to ensure that his brother-in-law will always be his brother-in-law, he tried his best!
……
At the same time, a man and a woman staggered out of a KTV in Xinxian County.
One of the heavily made-up women supported a man and said, "Principal Sun, I'm leaving my job to you."
Slightly drunk, Sun Hongmin smiled and touched the big white legs, "Whether you can become a regular employee depends on your performance tonight."
There was a flash of disgust in the woman's eyes, but her face was smiling like a flower, "Principal Sun, I have a boyfriend!"
Sun Hongmin smiled even happier, "It's okay, I don't mind!"
At this moment, three figures jumped out from the corner next to them, "Sun Hongmin?"
Sun Hongmin responded instinctively, "Ah?"
The next second, a black shadow as fast as lightning flashed by, "Bang——"
At the same time, a sharp pain came from his left leg, making Sun Hongmin couldn't help but let out a scream.
"what--"
Then another black shadow fell and hit the right leg, "Bang——"
"what--"
Letting out another shrill scream, Sun Hongmin rolled on the ground, covering his legs.
Seeing Sun Hongmin's miserable state, the woman couldn't help but ask, "Who are you?"
The three were about to leave, but upon hearing this, one of them turned around.
"Snapped--"
"Snapped--"
Two slaps on the face made her realize what it meant to speak ill of others.
……
Luo Yiran fell asleep in a daze. When he opened his eyes again, it was still dark.
But why did the bed start shaking again?
Listening carefully to the sound, there was nothing but heavy breathing.
When I glanced at her secretly with my head tilted to the side, I happened to meet a pair of slightly narrowed eyes.
It was almost dawn and Xiao Yuhan woke up very early. The first thing she did when she got up was to kick Luo Yiran, the bad woman, a few times.
The bad woman slept like a dead pig and didn't wake up even after being kicked several times.
What's more, this woman is so shameless that she doesn't even wear clothes when she sleeps.
But she kicked the bad woman a few times, but didn't wake her up. Instead, she woke the man up.
After drawing circles for a while, the two hugged each other.
Out of caution and of course shyness, she kept her eyes on the bad woman.
Seeing that she was sleeping soundly, I slowly relaxed.
But suddenly, she found that the bad woman's eyelids twitched twice, and a hand even reached out and rested on her body, and then she opened her eyes.
At this moment, embarrassment and shyness filled Xiao Yuhan's heart.
Although she said she didn't care, if she was caught red-handed, she was still a little socially anxious.
But why did the bad woman find herself seeing her peeking, or staring at her?
No shame at all!
Adhering to the principle of "I won't move unless the enemy moves", Xiao Yuhan did not move at all, staring at the woman opposite him without blinking.
Luo Yiran felt miserable but couldn't express it.
She was caught peeking and now she feels very embarrassed!
Please tell me, if she finds someone cheating, how can she turn her head away without being impolite?
Waiting online, it’s urgent!
Just like that, the two of them stared at each other, and no one spoke.
After a while, the awkwardness slowly faded away, and Xiao Yuhan's heart was filled with happiness, while Luo Yiran was filled with curiosity.
Almost at the same time, Xiao Yuhan closed her squinting eyes.
Luo Yiran moved his gaze a little downwards, trying to discover a new continent.
Suddenly, she felt her hand being tightly grasped by another hand, which scared her.
Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be the hand of Xiao Yuhan, the green tea bitch.
When I looked up, I found that the other person's face was covered with sweat, and his face was like a big, white and rosy apple.
Soon, the world became quiet and she quickly closed her eyes.
Listening to the rustling sound, it should be the man getting out of bed.
After a while, she heard the sound of water in the bathroom.
When she opened her eyes again, she found Xiao Yuhan looking at her with a smile.
Seeing the bad woman open her eyes again, Xiao Yuhan smiled and moved to the side, "Do you want to try it?"
Luo Yiran blushed and shook his head, stammering: "I...I..."
Seeing the other person stuttering, Xiao Yuhan's eyes flashed with disdain. Too lazy to say anything more, she climbed up with her right hand and followed him into the bathroom.
Luo Yiran pursed her lips. She felt that she was despised by the green tea bitch.
Feeling a little angry, she gritted her teeth, sat up, and tried to put on her pajamas on the floor.
But after thinking about it, I walked straight to the bathroom barefoot.
In this case, are pajamas still necessary?
……
The foreshadowing of the brother-in-law is not bloody, and Xiao Yuhan will be beaten and bullied.
In today's society, there are too many tricks and no one is stupid. Reporting the name so straightforwardly is probably a borrowed knife to kill someone.
The author said it directly, giving the protagonist a girl again.
This time it’s the second daughter of an official, who plays a great role in the subsequent development of the protagonist.
It is written like this here mainly to show that my brother-in-law is a little smart at the moment and knows how to use the opponent's force to defeat him, which can be regarded as a tactic of military strategists to form alliances.
But the means are too immature and full of loopholes, and anyone with a little bit of intelligence will see through them.
However, he does show some talent, but it is not outstanding due to the limitations of his vision and family environment.
Later he joined the army, grew up after hardships, and then went to military school with the support of the protagonist. After systematic study and training, he became the protagonist's right-hand man.
(End of this chapter)
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