How does ordering someone to play with you become your girlfriend?

Chapter 90 Give it a job

No one expected that Youhua and Zhao Yu would kiss each other in such an unexpected way, and in front of the audience in the live broadcast room.

Even Zhao Yu himself didn't expect it to be such a coincidence. His mind went blank and the only thought in his mind was... so soft.

Just as imagined, the touch was similar to jelly, but not exactly the same. The pleasant fragrance of Youhua came into his nose, making Zhao Yu feel as if he was in the clouds.

The small lips give people the illusion that they will be sucked into their mouths if they are not careful.

Looking into Yuhua's eyes, Zhao Yu could see his own surprised expression in her beautiful eyes, and at the same time, he could also see his face gradually turning red.

[Oh! This is what I want to see! ]

[Good, good, good! This is much more interesting than those romance variety shows! ]

[Hahaha, both of them blushed like monkeys' butts, too innocent, right?]

[I suddenly seem to understand why girls like to ship couples. Watching other people fall in love is really intoxicating.]

[IG gave away Rocket x99]

"Hehehe, my life is complete! I have finally waited for this day!" Li Qingwan rolled wildly on the bed.

[But they shouldn’t be safe yet, right? After all, they just saw a panda…]

In addition to the surprise of seeing the two kissing, some people were relatively calm and reminded others that the pandas were still there.

The audience soon reacted and started to post comments to inform Zhao Yu.

It was unknown how long Zhao Yu and Youhua maintained this state. Youhua quickly stepped back, waving her hands around and speaking stutteringly.

"k... kiss, no, panda, and Yujun..."

It was as if her language system was disordered and she couldn't even utter a complete sentence.

Zhao Yu felt almost the same way, but after Youhua mentioned the panda, he remembered the business.

Now is not the time to worry about this, that guy is still here...

Grabbing Youhua, Zhao Yu led her back carefully, fearing to disturb the black and white creature in the distance.

"Be careful, even though it's on the opposite side, it may run over here..." Zhao Yu reminded Youhua softly.

Youhua came back to her senses as if waking up from a dream, feeling the warmth from Zhao Yu's palm, she subconsciously glanced at Zhao Yu's thin lips.

If I remember correctly, this should be Yujun's first time, right? Although it was a bit surprising, I finally did it.

That touch, and the smell of Yujun, always feels a bit addictive...

Yuhua had learned some knowledge about pheromones before. It is said that men and women have different pheromones. If you think a boy smells particularly good, then there is a high probability that you have been captured by his pheromones.

After thinking about it carefully, Youhua found that she seemed to have been subconsciously sniffing the scent of Zhao Yu since her first close contact with him.

This situation is like... fate is on the side of me and Yujun.

"Follow me closely, and be careful not to make too much noise..." Zhao Yu's voice sounded again.

Yuka tried to stay calm and looked up at the other side of the pond.

A panda slowly emerged from the bushes. It looked different from the one in the zoo. It was much slimmer and not so round.

The black and white fur was a little dirty, but the eyes were very bright.

Zhao Yu took Youhua and slowly retreated behind a tree, then he breathed a sigh of relief.

"That should be fine. As long as we don't shout, it shouldn't be able to find us."

If I remember correctly, giant pandas are born with myopia, which is equivalent to about 800 degrees of myopia for humans. It is basically difficult to tell the gender of a panda from five meters away, and it is difficult to tell the difference between a human and an animal from ten meters away.

The only thing he could rely on was his nose and his excellent hearing, but this mountain had been visited by more than one person, so his and Yuka's smell shouldn't be that obvious, right?

Zhao Yu could only pray that it wouldn't smell the unfamiliar scent of the two people. After all, there was a pond between them, so he hoped that the scent would not be discovered so quickly.

Under the gaze of the two people and the audience in the live broadcast room, the wild giant panda shook its head, crawled to the edge of the pond, lowered its head and began to drink water.

"Huh... Fortunately, it seems that it didn't discover us." Zhao Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

But he felt a burst of hot breath coming from his neck, and the pleasant smell rushed into his nostrils again, and he felt that he was about to lose his balance.

"Hehe, you're as cute as on TV... I like it~" Yuhua's voice sounded like she was drunk, and her whole body slumped over Zhao Yu's back.

"Yuhua? What's wrong with you?" Zhao Yu turned around and saw Yuhua with rosy cheeks out of the corner of his eye.

"I think we're a good man~ Panda-san shouldn't be able to find us, right?" Yuka spoke in a mixture of Neon, English and Chinese, and it was obvious that something was wrong.

"That should be the case... But we still have to be careful, just in case..."

A burning touch came, and Youhua's cheek was pressed against Zhao Yu's face. She lowered her head and sniffed Zhao Yu's neck.

"Yujun, you smell so good..."

??? No? What's going on? Zhao Yu was completely frozen. He felt that Youhua was like a beautiful snake, entangled with him tightly.

Youhua actually didn't know what she was doing. She was able to stay conscious just now, but as Zhao Yu pulled and tugged at her, she became more and more confused.

Maybe it was because she had just thought of pheromones that her subconscious mind began to stir, or maybe it was because the kiss made her unable to hold back her reserve any longer.

In short, she didn't want to think about anything now, she just wanted to stay with Zhao Yu all the time.

"Hehe, Yujun smells so good..." This time she had forgotten Chinese and began to communicate with Zhao Yu completely in Neon language.

She was originally a very cute girl, but with this behavior and the addition of Japanese language, she now looks like a pervert.

Am I being teased? Zhao Yu couldn't help but think so in his heart, but he didn't have time to think about it. The fragrance of Youhua came in waves, making Zhao Yu a little dizzy.

"No... calm down, Yuhua! The panda hasn't left yet!" Zhao Yu bit the tip of his tongue lightly, forcing himself to calm down while reminding Yuhua.

"It's just right that he didn't leave. Let it witness our feelings..." Youhua whispered softly in Zhao Yu's ear.

Oh my god! I can’t bear it any longer! Zhao Yu felt that he might hug Youhua in the next moment.

At this time, the panda that was drinking water seemed to have discovered something. It suddenly raised its head, calming Zhao Yu's restless heart.

Could it be...

"Burp~" Before Zhao Yu could take the next step, the panda burped.

Shit…it was just a hiccup, I was so scared.

"Burp~ Burp~" The first time it hiccuped, it seemed like a switch was pressed, and the hiccuping sound couldn't be stopped.

This made the panda, who was lying on all fours on the ground drinking water by the pond, stunned, and its expression obviously changed to (。﹏。*)
The whole bear changed its posture, sitting on the ground with its front paws in its arms, just like a human taking a rest, as if doubting its life as a bear.

"Hehe, it's so silly..." Youhua was also attracted by the hiccuping sound and stopped rubbing her cheek against Zhao Yu.

"Maybe I drank water too quickly, so I feel a little bloated?" Zhao Yu guessed uncertainly.

On the other side of the pond, the panda seemed to be annoyed by its own constant hiccups. It got up again and paced restlessly.

"Woof woof woof!" A series of dog barking sounds came from its mouth.

“??? Has Panda-san also learned foreign languages?” Youhua’s soft voice came from Zhao Yu’s ears.

Of course, there were also some doubts in the live broadcast room.

[No? Did I hear it right? Pandas can bark like dogs? ]

[Pandas can speak foreign languages, but you can’t even pass the Level 4 test]

[Don't say it above, it hurts my heart]

[I've been to the zoo and heard that pandas make sounds similar to dog barking when they are frightened]

So that's how it is. After looking at the explanation in the barrage, Zhao Yu also understood what was going on.

This stupid guy probably burped because he drank water too quickly and scared himself.

Thinking of this, Zhao Yu suddenly wasn't so afraid of pandas anymore.

As expected, he is a national treasure, and his silly and cute genes are engraved in his bones.

"Woof woof woof...Burp!" Another burst of dog barking, mixed with a burst of hiccups that couldn't be stopped.

After struggling for a while, the panda seemed to accept its fate and sat by the pond in a daze.

Click! There was a sound of a camera, and Yuka took out her phone without knowing when.

"Shh! We will be discovered!" Zhao Yu quickly turned his head to remind Youhua.

Yuhua then put her phone away embarrassedly, but the panda sitting over there seemed to have heard the sound.

Its nose twitched slightly and it began to spin in circles, which made Zhao Yu's heart tighten. He was ready to retreat with Youhua at any time.

"Hmm! Hmm!" The panda stopped moving, looked at the place where Zhao Yu and Youhua were hiding opposite, and made a hmm sound.

But it didn't come directly over. Instead, it stayed where it was, as if waiting for something.

Zhao Yu held his breath, held Youhua in his arms, and carefully observed its movements.

After a few minutes, the panda still did not leave and kept looking in Zhao Yu's direction.

"It seems like it wants to say hello to us?" As there was no danger, Youhua became braver.

She seemed to have switched from the strange state just now to another state, and she was completely attracted to the panda.

"Let me take a look first, you just stay here honestly." Zhao Yu reminded Youhua and mustered up the courage to stick his head out from behind the tree.

There's no point in keeping this stalemate going like this, let's see if we can scare it away.

After all, pandas are nearsighted, and it is possible that they will be scared away if they cannot see clearly.

Attacking humans is a low-probability event in Sichuan. This panda's mood is so stable that it probably has no stress.

After coming out from behind the tree, the panda opposite finally moved. It took two steps along the edge of the pond and made a "hmm, hmm" sound to Zhao Yu again.

"Is there any good brother who can translate it for me? I don't understand." Zhao Yu asked the audience in the live broadcast room.

[Yeah, it's happy. It probably wants to play with you? But don't get too close. Just watch from a distance.] At this time, the viewer who just popularized science posted another comment.

After seeing this, Zhao Yu was completely relieved, and he spoke tentatively.

"Fat baby?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Are you full?"

"Uh-huh!"

The panda didn't come over, but just sat down opposite.

"It's okay, Youhua, come out." Zhao Yu waved to Youhua who was standing beside him.

"Hehe, it's so cute... I really want to touch it." Yuhua looked at the panda opposite with shining eyes.

The panda tilted its head, somewhat puzzled.

"Why don't you try speaking Chinese?" Zhao Yu asked tentatively.

"Hello, Mr. Panda, I'm Yuka." Yuka switched to Chinese and spoke to the panda.

"Ok!"

"It's responding to me!" Hearing the panda's response, Youhua hugged Zhao Yu excitedly.

"Okay, now you should have gotten what you wanted, right?" Zhao Yu touched Youhua's head.

"Get what you want? What do you mean?"

"It means the wish has come true?"

"Not yet, I want to take a photo with it!" Youhua handed the phone to Zhao Yu, found a position that could include the panda, and looked at Zhao Yu expectantly.

“I really can’t do anything about you…” Zhao Yu turned on the camera and took a photo of Youhua.

"Hehe, I'm satisfied!" Youhua came to Zhao Yu and looked at the photo on the phone, her eyes curved into crescents.

"Hmm!" The panda on the other side made another sound and shook its head in a simple manner.

There were no more hiccups, and it seemed to have returned to normal. After staying in the pool for a while, it slowly walked towards the woods.

"Goodbye! Mr. Panda!" Yuhua waved her little hand across.

"Hmm!" Faintly, there was a response from a panda in the woods.

"It's a panda that is not afraid of people..." Zhao Yu sighed softly. Fortunately, he was lucky today and the panda he met was not afraid of people.

"I always feel that things are going in a good direction when I'm with Yujun." Youhua hugged Zhao Yu's arm and rested her head on his arm.

"Maybe God wants to help you realize your wish?" Zhao Yu said.

"I think that it must be the mountain god who heard our voices~" Youhua raised her head and looked at Zhao Yu with a smile.

"Huh? You're finally normal, Yuhua!" Zhao Yu then realized that Yuhua seemed to have gotten out of that strange state.

"Normal?" Yuka was stunned. The memory of her bold move just now flooded into her mind and her face turned red like an apple again.

"Forget, forget it! Forget everything that just happened!"

Oh my god! How could I be so bold? This is simply a dark history!
Yuka wished there was a hole in the ground for her to crawl into, and a trace of doubt arose in her heart.

Can Yujun's smell really make me addicted?
"Actually, I think Yuhua looks quite cute like that..." Zhao Yu smiled.

"I've told you, don't think about it anymore!" Youhua stomped her feet and couldn't help but reach out and hit Zhao Yu's chest.

"Okay, I won't say anything..." Zhao Yu lowered his head and leaned close to Youhua's ear.

"Actually... I was also fascinated by Yuuka just now, you know?"

Boom, boom, boom! Youhua's heartbeat suddenly accelerated. She quickly broke free from Zhao Yu's arms and turned around, not daring to look at him.

"I, I'm ignoring you!"

"Are you ignoring me now?" Zhao Yu approached Youhua.

"Yeah! Ignore it!"

"Then I'll go down the mountain alone. Then all the delicious food my mom makes will be mine."

"no!"

"Come on, I'll carry you down." Zhao Yu smiled, squatted down and motioned Youhua to come up.

"I'd better go on by myself and not bother Yujun today!" Youhua shook her head quickly.

She was a little scared. If she continued to stay so close to Zhao Yu, she might fall into that strange state again.

But having gotten used to holding hands with Zhao Yu, Youhua now doesn’t want to keep too far a distance from him.

"Okay, then let's go together." Zhao Yu stood up, but saw Youhua staring at his hands.

This tangled expression made Zhao Yu immediately understand what it meant, and he deliberately acted embarrassed.

"I seem a little tired, so Yuuka, can you pull me down the mountain with you?"

"Since, since you are tired, I will reluctantly take you with me!" Youhua smiled as if relieved and quickly grabbed Zhao Yu's hand.

It’s so easy to understand, this idiot... Zhao Yu shook his head and slowly walked down the mountain with Youhua.

"How is it, brothers? This trip is worthwhile, right?"

As he walked, Zhao Yu spoke to the audience in the live broadcast room.

[You are the only one on the Internet who dares to broadcast live to look for pandas, awesome]

[It was my first time seeing a wild panda]

[Where is Brother Yu's home? I want to visit you guys, too]

[That’s right, you might even run into a panda]

"Forget about encountering a panda. I'm just lucky today. It would be terrible if I meet it when it's in a bad mood." Zhao Yu shook his head.

Although Zhao Yu was very happy that everyone wanted to come to his house to play, it would not be good if something happened because of the panda.

"My home is in a small village in Chengdu. If you want to come and visit, I can treat you to dinner and drinks. The bacon here is also a specialty." Zhao Yu said.

[You always talk about bacon, when will you open a shop so that you guys can have a taste? ]

[I've been craving for it for a long time, when will the store open? ]

When the word bacon was mentioned, the audience remembered that Zhao Yu had previously mentioned that he was considering opening a store, and began to remind him.

"How about this, I'll ask in a couple of days, if it's possible I'll let my fellow villagers build a local specialty online store together, then everyone can taste it."

"But whether you buy it or not, our village welcomes brothers to come and play..."

In a sense, it is now making our own small village famous, right?

In this way, whether they are buying bacon or coming to have fun, it can at least bring some unexpected income to the villagers.

【Chengdu Tourism sent out Rocket x10】

[Chengdu Tourism: When will Brother Yu take Youhua to other places to play? There are still many fun places in Chengdu that Youhua has not seen, right? ]

At this time, a special account suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room.

【Woc! I saw the official one again! 】

[Hahaha, Brother Yu has really made it. One of his songs was officially released, and now he is releasing another song when he is hanging out with Youhua]

[Don’t just think about Chengdu, our Shanxi Province is also quite fun! ]

[Yes, yes, yes, our province also welcomes Brother Yu and Youhua to come and play together! ]

The little tricks of Chengdu’s cultural tourism industry naturally could not be hidden from other audiences, and everyone began to promote their hometown.

"The visa-free period for Youhua is only fifteen days, so I can't go to other places for the time being. But I can consider other attractions in Chengdu," said Zhao Yu.

We have long promised to promote Chengdu, and now it can be put on the agenda.

[Chengdu Culture and Tourism: Everyone can pay more attention to Yu Ge’s live broadcast room and appreciate the charm of other places in Chengdu! ]

Seeing Zhao Yu say this, Rongcheng Culture and Tourism was also very happy. It continued to send a few rockets before leaving the live broadcast room.

"Does Youhua like Rongcheng?" Zhao Yu asked casually.

"I like it, this place is really full of charm! I'm looking forward to other fun places!" Yuhua nodded.

"That's good. I think I won't let you down." Zhao Yu said.

[Speaking of which, should Brother Yu kowtow to Brother Panda? If it weren't for him, he probably wouldn't have been able to do that with Youhua, right? ]

Suddenly a barrage of comments flashed by.

"That's true. I really didn't expect it to be such a coincidence." Zhao Yu glanced at Youhua beside him and spoke.

In a sense, the panda can be considered as a helper in warming the relationship between him and Yuka.

"In that case, why don't I give it a job..." Zhao Yu thought for a moment and searched for the phone number of the Chengdu Wildlife Conservation Association on his mobile phone.

【??? Not? Brother Yu, you?】

[Okay, okay! Thank you so much, right? ]

[Panda: I may not be a human, but you are a real dog! ]

The barrage of comments all started to complain about Zhao Yu.

There is still one chapter to be reviewed. I don’t know where the problem is. It will probably be released soon.
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