How does ordering someone to play with you become your girlfriend?

Chapter 103 Kill Brother Yu and snatch Youhua!

"Don't be so anxious, slow down..." Zhao Yu spoke behind Youhua.

"It would be bad if we go too late and the Taoist priest is not there." Youhua stopped and spoke with her back to Zhao Yu.

"Didn't he say he was staying there? He wouldn't go anywhere else, right?" Zhao Yu said.

"But..." Yuka didn't know how to explain.

She always felt that her arrival in China was so smooth, which was actually fate, so she believed in such metaphysical things very much.

I just happened to get a very good fortune, and I am in such a hurry to interpret it just to feel at ease.

"What are you asking for, Yujun?"

"I asked if life would be smooth in the future." Zhao Yu spoke after a moment of hesitation.

"Me too. I asked if Yujun and I would continue to be so happy forever." Youhua chuckled.

"It seems like God is on our side." Zhao Yu touched Youhua's head.

"No, no, no, we still need to confirm it. Only with the Taoist's confirmation can it be a truly excellent fortune." Youhua said seriously.

"So let's go! Yujun."

Turning behind Zhao Yu, Youhua stretched out her hands and pushed him forward.

"I know, slow down... I can walk by myself..."

When we arrived at the palace gate, the Taoist priest was still sitting on the bench, stroking the three flowers with one hand and playing with his mobile phone with the other.

After Yuhua told him her purpose, he patted Sanhua and let it go to sleep, then he took the sign from Yuhua's hand.

"According to the fortune sticks, everything will go well and all wishes will come true. The female donor is indeed very blessed." The Taoist priest said with a smile.

"Huh...don't worry, don't worry!" Yuka patted her chest and a smile appeared on her face.

"Yujun, where is your signature? Can you ask the Taoist priest as well?"

"I think I lost my signature just now..." Zhao Yu scratched his head embarrassedly and took out his pocket to show it to Youhua.

"Why are you so careless... How about we go and draw a fortune?" Yuhua looked at the Taoist priest.

"It won't work if you pray again. One lot is enough. Why don't you tell me which lot is written on the lot so that I can interpret it for you." said the Taoist priest.

"The ninety-ninth lot is also an excellent lot." Zhao Yu said as he looked at the Taoist priest.

"Ninety-nine, it's indeed a good number..." The Taoist priest first glanced at Yuhua who looked expectant, then he spoke after a moment of silence.

"All the donor needs to do is stay optimistic, everything will work out."

"Thank you, Taoist Priest." Zhao Yu breathed a sigh of relief. It was obvious that the Taoist Priest understood his hint.

But... is everything destined to happen? I hope so...

"Thank you, Taoist priest!" Youhua also imitated Zhao Yu and bowed to the Taoist priest with a satisfied expression.

"Donor, please look over there..." The Taoist priest spoke again, pointing to a sign on the side and said to the two of them.

"Follow China's policy and build a new social Taoism..." Youhua struggled to identify the words on the sign.

"What does this mean, Yujun?"

"The above is Chinese propaganda. The general meaning is not to be superstitious," Zhao Yu explained.

"That's right. The fortune is accidental and not absolute. Everything depends on yourself." The Taoist looked at Zhao Yu.

"Believe in science, believe in yourself, these are external things."

"I understand. Then I won't disturb you, Taoist priest." Zhao Yu nodded and pulled Youhua away from the door.

Zhao Yu had basically finished touring the main halls, and he had no intention of continuing to explore, especially since he had just drawn a bad fortune.

"Mr. Yu, I find that the Taoist priests and priests here seem to be completely different." Youhua spoke beside Zhao Yu.

"What's the difference?" Zhao Yu asked.

"That's right, I always feel that the priests would be particularly concerned about these things and ask you to buy amulets or something like that, but why don't they do that?" Yuka turned her head and glanced at the Taoist priest who was taking a nap with his eyes squinted.

From the beginning she had been very curious, why are the clergy of China so... free and easy?
This indifferent attitude towards pilgrims is completely different from that of the priests.

"How should I put it? Taoism emphasizes purity and inaction, and cultivates one's inner self. Many of the gods and immortals here are also mortals who have cultivated themselves, such as the Lu Zu we just saw."

"So they understand people's yearning for a better life, but they won't deliberately guide people to believe in gods."

"So that's how it is..." Yuka suddenly realized.

No wonder he ignored everyone and didn't ask others to believe in it. Instead, he reminded himself and Zhao Yu to believe in science.

In other words, although they are called clergy, they are actually a kind of philosopher?
Taoism is really magical...

"But we do have amulets and the like. Look..." Zhao Yu suddenly took out a sachet from his hand and handed it to Youhua.

"this is?"

"You left too fast just now. I went to ask the Taoist priest at Zijintai for the amulet, which is the same as the amulet."

"How much did it cost?" Youhua asked subconsciously.

"The Taoist priest didn't ask me for money." Zhao Yu shrugged.

"Although Yujun has explained it, it still feels a little unbelievable." Youhua complained in a low voice.

"So there really is a priest who doesn't ask for anything..."

After leaving Qingyang Palace, Zhao Yu originally planned to take Youhua to visit other places, but a phone call from the Animal Protection Association made the two change their itinerary.

They said they had checked the panda on the mountain and it was now at the giant panda base, and asked the two if they wanted to take a look.

When Youhua heard the news, she immediately became excited, which left Zhao Yu with no choice but to go to the giant panda base first.

"Hey, Mr. Panda...we meet again~" Yuka hummed a song she made up in the taxi.

"I wonder if it will return to the mountains, so that I can visit it every day in the village."

"It's hard to say. I always feel that it's not that simple." Zhao Yu recalled the strange tone of the Animal Protection Association just now and spoke softly.

"Didn't Yujun say that the final destination of pandas is to return to the wild?" Youhua turned her head in confusion.

"It's just my sixth sense. I'm not actually sure."

"Hehe, I think Mr. Panda will definitely miss life in the wild more."

Youhua doesn't believe in sixth sense. She thinks that the pandas who are used to living in the wild will eventually return to their home near the village.

"By the way, everyone should be worried about Mr. Panda, right? Why don't we start a live broadcast?" Youhua said as she started a live broadcast on her mobile phone.

She is becoming more and more proficient now, and she greets the audience as soon as the show starts.

"Good morning, everyone!"

[Good morning, Yuuka, why are you up so early today? ]

[Will it not be broadcast in the afternoon? Live broadcast in advance]

"I visited Qingyang Palace with Yujun this morning, so the show started very early." Youhua explained.

[??? Secret date without brothers?]

[Didn't I agree to be your light bulb? Is this a betrayal to my brothers? ]

"It's not that I don't bring it, but taking photos is not allowed in Qingyang Palace, so you can't see anything even if the live broadcast starts." Zhao Yu interrupted to explain.

"So this is to compensate you. We are going to the giant panda base to see the panda I sent away."

[Oh my goodness, a prison visit?] [I am dying of laughter, how dare you go? He was fine in the wild, but you called and sent him for a checkup.]

"Don't slander me, I'm just worried about Brother Panda's health." Zhao Yu retorted.

[I wonder if the pandas are ready to be sent back to the mountains]

"I think it should be soon, but Yujun doesn't believe me!" Youhua complained to the barrage.

"Of course I don't believe it, it's just my sixth sense." Zhao Yu explained helplessly.

"Really? How about making a bet?" Yuka raised her eyebrows.

She is full of confidence that the pandas will return to the mountains, so she plans to take this opportunity to do something she has always wanted to do.

"There's no need to make a bet, right? I just have a feeling."

"Yujun doesn't dare? You are such a small fry~"

Tsk...what kind of female kid is speaking? Zhao Yu glanced at the arrogant Youhua.

"Let's bet. Am I afraid of you? So what's the bet?"

"If Yujun loses, tell me your bank card number and password. If I lose, then I will agree to what you said this morning..." Youhua said.

"Huh??? Really?" Zhao Yu suddenly became excited and even forgot to ask what Youhua wanted her bank card number and password for.

What else can you say in the morning? It's nothing more than experiencing the feeling of last night again in the evening.

"Of course, let's make a pinky promise!" Yuka stretched out her hand.

"But I still feel that it's a bit inappropriate..." Zhao Yu hesitated.

[Pandas are usually sent back, right?]

[Brother Yu dared to agree to this? I'm afraid you have lost your mind]

[Happy! My bank card number and password have also been output. I am now completely controlled.]

[Look, Sakura girl is really good at it. Yesterday, it was Brother Yu who took the initiative to hand over his phone, and now he has to hand over his card number and password as well.]

[Am I the only one who is curious about what Brother Yu said this morning? ]

The comments on the forum were not very optimistic about this bet, but after hesitating for a few seconds, Zhao Yu couldn't help but make a pinky promise with Youhua.

There's no way. Although we should listen to our brothers, sometimes... we still have to trust the judgment of the second brother.

Anyway, what she lost was just the card number and password. What could Yuka do with it? Didn't she return the phone and payment password to me before?
But once you win...hehehe, there is naturally no need to say more.

There is no loss whether you win or lose. This is just like Qin Shihuang eating peppercorns - you're numb from winning.

"Well, you're not allowed to go back on your word, okay? We've made a promise." Yuka said with a smile.

"Of course I won't default on my debt. Just wait and see! My sixth sense is very accurate!" said Zhao Yu.

Now he can only hope that Brother Panda is reluctant to leave the base.

A moment later, at the Giant Panda Base.

Yuka looked at Mr. Panda, who was leisurely with two pandas by his side, and the smile on her face disappeared.

"This is what happened..." the animal protection member explained to the two in a low voice.

"We sent it back yesterday, but it chased our car for several kilometers and refused to go back no matter what."

As he spoke, the animal protection worker glanced at the three pandas.

"The one you found is a male panda. It seems that he has fallen in love with these two female pandas and they are currently in love..."

"And we don't know why it eats so much. The appetite of one bear is bigger than that of the two bears in the base. I guess it wants to eat and drink for free here."

After listening to the animal protection personnel's words, Youhua couldn't help but pat the armrest and started yelling at Mr. Panda.

"Mr. Panda, you are spineless! Aren't you wild?"

"Hmm! Hmm!" As if he recognized Youhua, Mr. Panda hummed twice at her, sat on the ground and hugged the two female pandas. A human-like smile seemed to appear on his honest and lovely face.

This look is like saying: "Why didn't you tell me earlier that you would bring me to such a nice place..."

Zhao Yu didn't expect things to turn out like this. He suppressed his laughter and said, "Pfft... Youhua, I think it's enjoying it. Why don't you just accept your fate..."

[Hahahaha! This is outrageous! ]

[How is this outrageous? If I were you, I wouldn't leave even if you gave me food and lodging! ]

[I thought the offer of a job was a joke, but this guy actually accepted it]

[I seriously suspect that this panda didn’t pass the civil service exam in his previous life, so he’s trying to make up for it in this life]

[Fuck, stop talking, I want to be a panda too]

Half an hour later, Youhua was walking away angrily, and she didn't even want to look at the panda souvenir that Zhao Yu bought for her.

"How can this be! Mr. Panda has no dignity!"

"How does the saying go... Pandas will never be slaves unless they are provided with food and shelter." In order to make Youhua understand, Zhao Yu spoke in Neon language.

"Kusot!" Yuka couldn't help but blurt out her hometown dialect.

"So, you have to accept the defeat." Zhao Yu glanced at Youhua.

"Got it!" Youhua stomped her feet and prepared to move forward.

But Zhao Yu held Youhua's hand.

"What are you doing? Are you going to laugh at me, a fool, Yujun?" Youhua turned her head.

"Here you go. Don't you want your bank card number and password?" Zhao Yu smiled and handed the phone to Youhua.

The bank card number and password are already written in the mobile phone memo.

"Huh?" Yuka was stunned.

"Silly boy, how could I be willing to let you lose?" Zhao Yu said.

"You are the fool..." Youhua muttered, and cut off the live broadcast room on her mobile phone.

After tinkering with it for a while, he returned Zhao Yu's phone.

After that, the live broadcast room was restored, and Zhao Yu was a little surprised when he saw the message on his mobile phone that the card number was bound.

"What are you doing?"

"Yujun is confident in letting me take care of all the money, so I will just bind the wallet of my personal channel to your card."

Yuka's eyes narrowed into crescents.

"This way, the money in your card will be the money we earn together in the future."

"You..." Zhao Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

[??? So they want the card number in order to hand over your own money? ]

【Not a buddy? 】

[Look, my corpse is feeling a little uncomfortable, so I’m going to shut myself up first]

[Sure enough, I still can’t let Brother Yu get away with it, Youhua… look at me! ]

【Kill Brother Yu and grab Youhua! 】

The slogans that had not appeared in the live broadcast room for a long time were once again played in unison.

(End of this chapter)